白色情人節要做什麼? - 成人話題討論

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By David
at 2018-03-14T19:22

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3月14日是白色情人節,

一個2/14一個七夕都還不夠,現在連3/14都熱起來了,

Motel前面等著進去打砲的車子一大排,

為了情人節排隊等待前一組才剛用過沒幾分鐘的床與浴缸,值得嗎?



白色情人節到底要做什麼才好呢?


以下請開電腦按空白鍵觀賞,手機請用全板模式/整頁模式。

(用電腦看比較不會失真,手機app會有圖歪掉或顏色跑掉的問題。)

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本文為限制級,18歲以下不得觀賞。

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1. 蹲在超商門口吃冰,看到情侶就用很台的口吻問一些有的沒的。








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幹!牽手喔? ██
是不是要進去買保險套啦? ██ ▂▂▂▂▂▂
幹!為什麼不買?要中出喔? ██ ██▉███
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2. 看到牽手的情侶就手刀衝過去,撞開他們的牽手。













阿哈哈哈...
分手了分手了哈哈...
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3. 衝進餐廳裡面大吼,喊出他們內心深處真實的想法。












假掰吃什麼飯啦!
等一下還不是咿咿喔喔在那邊幹!
快吞一吞出發了啦!
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4. 使用G.I.JOE經典台詞,在男方耳邊挑釁,直到他發怒追逐,讓其無法約會。










                    哦呵呵...
                    我要摸你媽捏捏!
                    你媽的捏捏,讚! 
      你再說一次你試看看!   
                    你媽的捏捏.....讚!
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5. 瞄準男生左邊蛋蛋約1.27公分處,用力踢下去,並且向女方嗆聲。














        不~~~ 回家嚕枕頭吧妳!
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6. 如果隔壁男生要帶女友回家,買個保險套尻一槍,連同性感內褲從窗戶丟進去。





隔間牆







這是誰的?偷吃的人也會說不是我的啊,
你最好說清楚! 這不是我的啊! ▌  你死定啦!解釋不了啦!
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7. 如果隔壁女生要帶男友回家,買個長條氣球尻三槍,連同一搓黃色狗毛從窗戶丟進去。





隔間牆







   金毛?
這是什麼東西? 妳是不是CCR? ▌  好粗好大一條啦!
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總之,

就是要大搞破壞啦!!!!!!!





發錢!

1樓、11樓、21樓,每10樓一發,

一直到101樓,稅後1000p!(遇噓則向下遞延一樓)




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白色情人節快樂!











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at 2019-07-15T01:37
我笑到美丁噹XDDD
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at 2019-07-17T04:14
台什麼台啦,齁!
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at 2019-07-19T06:52
笑推
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at 2019-07-21T09:29
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at 2019-07-23T12:07
笑死
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at 2019-07-25T14:44
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at 2019-07-29T19:59
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at 2019-07-31T22:37
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at 2019-08-03T01:14
啪啪啪
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at 2019-08-05T03:51
第一次西斯版推文就送給您了!
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at 2019-08-07T06:29
笑死了啦幹
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at 2019-08-11T11:44

「其實我想上的是妳!」 她怕媽媽傷心

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By Eartha
at 2018-03-13T21:39
蘋果日報 「其實我想上的是妳!」 她怕媽媽傷心竟任繼父性侵5年 https://tw.appledaily.com/hot/realtime/20180313/1313437/ 毫無人性!高雄一名水泥工覬覦失婚女性友人之長女的美貌,竟假意追求失婚友人,待兩 人結婚後再性侵當時仍在念高職的繼女,之後更一找到空 ...

約跑起手式?

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By Franklin
at 2018-03-12T19:18
※ 引述《catperson628 (菠菜)》之銘言: : 前一陣子失戀,雖然一直沉浸在悲傷中,但在傷心之餘,生理需求也還是沒有消退 : 而我又是個需求滿大的女生,上一段遠距離讓我憋好久了 : 下載了一些交友軟體,但不知道怎麼開口聊到那方面的話題,所以話題都很一般 : 很想直接開口問對方可是又怕嚇到人家XD ...

現實世界有可能連續爆射嗎?

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By Gilbert
at 2018-03-10T16:11
理論上應該還是有 不過我覺得這種屌還是有使用須知的 小弟從小是包莖一直到唸大學才露出頭 所以打手槍一直以來都是嚕包皮 但是嚕著嚕著也就這麼習慣了這種滑順觸感 一直都還是粉紅色很敏感的狀態 直到第一次第二次跟女朋友做愛後 慢慢悟出道理 通常剛戴上套子後進去扭扭動動超級不可一世 但大概沒有一分鐘就很敏感一直很想 ...

前段感情留下的情趣用品後續

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By Lauren
at 2018-03-06T02:33
上班前快速發個文好了(國外早上十點多) 繼上篇文提到說我因為搬家整理出許多情趣物品, 其中就有一個當時在前女友身上用過的聰明球。 由於某些原因,分手時沒有給她。 想請問一下大家,像這種跟私人衛生有關係的情趣用品,還會留下來給下一任或是床伴用 嗎? 畢竟聰明球也不是什麼便宜的物品,清洗乾淨還是可以用吧? ( ...

大家有闖紅燈的經驗嗎?

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By Barb Cronin
at 2018-03-05T21:12
之前有從網路上約了一個姊姊,在新竹工作。 特地坐高鐵下去找他,晚上十一點多。 到了他的員工宿舍,聊了一下天。 然後就兩個人擠在單人床上睡覺。 從後面環抱著他開始從奶子往下摸起, 摸著摸著調逗他的奶子,用舌尖從他的耳垂開始沿著脖子,舔著他的奶子。 弄得她很濕的情況下。 他就一直打我說,你有沒有戴套子。 我就說我 ...