男童驚爆︰「阿姨幫我洗澡,也幫爸爸洗」 - 成人話題討論

By Joe
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網友日前在批踢踢分享了一則親身經歷的故事,一名男童在火鍋店,竟天真地對媽媽說出
︰「阿姨她會幫我洗澡,也會幫爸爸洗」,似乎不小心洩漏出爸爸的婚外情,網友說,當
時餐廳氣氛瞬間凝結。
網友penny1629以「南港蜘蛛網」為題,分享了一則爆笑的故事,據penny1629表示,當天
在一間火鍋店用餐,遇到一位貴婦帶著媽媽和兒子女兒來吃飯,他目測男童大概是幼稚園
的年紀,就在這名男童調皮的把冰淇淋丟進奶奶的火鍋時,貴婦忍不住氣得大罵兒子。
貴婦對著兒子罵︰「你把冰淇淋全部丟掉阿罵的鍋子,這樣阿罵要怎麼吃?」小男童瞬間
被媽媽暴走的情緒嚇得大哭,媽媽則繼續罵,「像你這種沒家教的小孩我不想要了」,兒
子邊哭邊回,「我才不要你這種壞媽媽」,這時媽媽更為生氣,兒子卻說,「我要找XX阿
姨當我媽媽」,媽媽對著兒子說,「XX阿姨有什麼好,他會帶你吃火鍋嗎?」結果這時小
男孩語出驚人地說,「XX阿姨她會幫我洗澡...也會幫爸爸洗澡!!!」
網友penny1629說,當這句話一出時,整間火鍋店的氣氛瞬間凝結,與貴婦同行的阿嬤跟
女童都不敢吭聲,只見貴婦拿起手機急著要打電話給正在上班的老公。
網友penny1629表示,出了火鍋店後他終於壓抑不住,笑到崩潰。他也在文章中描述了當
天男童許多爆笑行徑,網友看了回應,「李組長眉頭一皺,發覺案情並不單純」、「太爆
笑了,根本八點檔啊!」「那個弟弟搞不好要換爸爸了!」
http://news.ltn.com.tw/news/society/breakingnews/1183591
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︰「阿姨她會幫我洗澡,也會幫爸爸洗」,似乎不小心洩漏出爸爸的婚外情,網友說,當
時餐廳氣氛瞬間凝結。
網友penny1629以「南港蜘蛛網」為題,分享了一則爆笑的故事,據penny1629表示,當天
在一間火鍋店用餐,遇到一位貴婦帶著媽媽和兒子女兒來吃飯,他目測男童大概是幼稚園
的年紀,就在這名男童調皮的把冰淇淋丟進奶奶的火鍋時,貴婦忍不住氣得大罵兒子。
貴婦對著兒子罵︰「你把冰淇淋全部丟掉阿罵的鍋子,這樣阿罵要怎麼吃?」小男童瞬間
被媽媽暴走的情緒嚇得大哭,媽媽則繼續罵,「像你這種沒家教的小孩我不想要了」,兒
子邊哭邊回,「我才不要你這種壞媽媽」,這時媽媽更為生氣,兒子卻說,「我要找XX阿
姨當我媽媽」,媽媽對著兒子說,「XX阿姨有什麼好,他會帶你吃火鍋嗎?」結果這時小
男孩語出驚人地說,「XX阿姨她會幫我洗澡...也會幫爸爸洗澡!!!」
網友penny1629說,當這句話一出時,整間火鍋店的氣氛瞬間凝結,與貴婦同行的阿嬤跟
女童都不敢吭聲,只見貴婦拿起手機急著要打電話給正在上班的老公。
網友penny1629表示,出了火鍋店後他終於壓抑不住,笑到崩潰。他也在文章中描述了當
天男童許多爆笑行徑,網友看了回應,「李組長眉頭一皺,發覺案情並不單純」、「太爆
笑了,根本八點檔啊!」「那個弟弟搞不好要換爸爸了!」
http://news.ltn.com.tw/news/society/breakingnews/1183591
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