男生會這樣要求嗎 - 成人話題討論

Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2010-01-03T01:23

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糟了,身旁有個朋友有個類似的故事

他之前一次劈兩個女生,原配當然完全不知情,但第三者知道自己是劈腿對象,

重點呢,這個第三者很開放,會一直去問我朋友他與原配的性愛過程等細節。


我朋友就告訴她,她喜歡逼女友剃毛,不是說要剃光光,但要乾乾淨淨,像

草原那般柔順,這樣他會很興奮。然後不做愛時他喜歡沒事用手去輕輕撫摸原

配的陰毛。

第三者聽了就問說,那你怎麼不叫我也修毛,她很熱意為我朋友試試看。我朋友

聽了當然很高興,於是乎這個女的最後也將陰毛修的很漂亮,我朋友也欣然的也

對她養成沒事就會伸手撫摸她的毛毛的習慣。






重點來囉~這個原配跟第三者並不互相認識彼此,但是呢..........



這個第三者有多開放呢?她愛我朋友愛到把她的好朋友也介紹給他,並且偶爾3p

,然後我也搞不懂我朋友到底是帥在哪,這個第四者也為了我朋友去修毛然後沒事

也讓我朋友那個撫摸陰毛的習慣也養在她身上。




總之他過了很長一段一天插三個女人的皇帝日子。



無巧不巧!!!


這個第四者是原配的高中同學,同學會時相見,他們以前高中其實並不熟,各有自己

的小圈圈,但那次同學會卻異常的相見歡,有種相識恨晚之感,兩人就姊姊妹妹的

呼來喊去,然後第四者就很大膽的跟她說她現在在當別人的偷吃對象,還是第四者。


原配聽了很吃驚(她很保守),忙詳問細節,這個第四者就什麼都跟她說,當然不忘了

強調自己有多愛他~還為了他修陰毛~~~等等等等等。



看到這邊鄉民應該都偷笑了



第四者還說這男人很會調情,平常沒做愛時,看個電視、聊個天他都很愛把手伸進

褲子裡用萬般溫柔的方式輕撫修過的陰毛。


原配越聽越覺得跟自己男友好像,但他覺得可能不少男人就愛這樣,再說她不太相

信自己男友是會劈腿那種的(我也不太相信以前)

不過她還是好奇的繼續聽第四者講,第四者又blabla的說...這男人後來跟她互相

養成一個情趣的小習慣,就是每次我朋友又在摸她陰毛時,她就會嬌滴滴的說:

"哪裡來的大老虎啦??"

我朋友就會回:"大老虎來逛草原囉!!!"

然後他會開始哼歌:草原裡有個大山溝~好奇怪呀草原裡居然會有山溝~

然後姦夫淫婦兩就會在那邊又嬌又淫的笑在一起。



原配聽完這一段滿無言的,但是到了晚上...

我朋友難得早歸,一回家就粗暴的求愛,打完砲後我朋友快睡著時又習慣的

去摸原配的陰毛....


然後原配想到白天那個高中同學跟她講的話,就笑著想說男人不會真的都一樣吧,

就很生硬的問:你的手指好像一隻動物喔!

我朋友:嗯,像老虎吧!兇猛的唷!

原配:(吃驚)喔..滿像的

我朋友:牠現在要去逛逛這遍大草原(撫摸中)

原配:(乾笑)好變態唷......走開啦





我朋友:(相當自然而然的)草原裡有個大山溝~好奇怪呀草原裡居然會有山溝~(中指插入)









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另人氣憤的是,雖然與原配分手了,但我朋友仍然跟原本的第三者和第四者繼

續在一起,每晚依舊快樂的在草原上奔跑,偶爾失足跌入山溝中。









結論:沒事不要亂叫女友修毛,還有情趣不要變成一種反射的習慣^-<











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By Tracy
at 2010-01-03T20:17
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By Caitlin
at 2010-01-07T18:50
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By Daniel
at 2010-01-08T13:44
無獨有偶 前男友也劈腿 所以結論是......
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By Emma
at 2010-01-09T08:39
先承認妳就是那草原
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By Linda
at 2010-01-10T03:34
先承認你是毛毛
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at 2010-01-10T22:28
怎麼辦 我笑了XD
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推 k80664:先承認妳就是那草原 ←幹好靠北喔XD 害我笑翻
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By Jake
at 2010-01-12T12:17
草原裡有個大山溝~好奇怪呀~~草原裡居然會有山溝~
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at 2010-01-13T07:12
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好無言的故事
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這個不錯,推一下.
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魔女的條件??

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By Sarah
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無趣、無用、無聊的真實閨房記事又來了,因為是真人真事;所以西斯不足、笑點 不夠、用詞粗鄙之處,還請鄉民海涵,如果文章有讓人感到不舒服的地方;我一樣 在此先說聲抱歉。 這次要跟各位分享的、是最後一篇,也是屬於「正常」型態角色扮演的床笫情趣; 留作最後一篇的文章,是希望能夠讓各位也能輕易地扮演著其中的情境,並 ...

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at 2009-12-26T14:22
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By Annie
at 2009-12-22T17:47
無趣、無用、無聊的真實閨房記事又來了,因為是真人真事;所以西斯不足、笑點 不夠、用詞粗鄙之處,還請鄉民海涵,如果文章有讓人感到不舒服的地方;我一樣 在此先說聲抱歉。 這次要跟各位分享的、是今年生日特別跟老婆拗來的床上活動節目,老婆一聽這樣 就能打發我的生日,當然是滿口答應;不過配合度倒是值得商確,夜半孤身一 ...

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By Gilbert
at 2009-12-18T16:09
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By Ursula
at 2009-12-15T02:14
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