男生最硬大該是哪種硬度? - 成人話題討論

By Edith
at 2016-11-17T17:49

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前幾天跟一個女伴約見面聊聊天在車上手就不安分起來

其實她那個來也不能做所以真心想說就抱抱摸摸聊聊這樣

當她用手幫我套弄的時候她的手真的很溫暖所以很有感覺

想必一定是硬到不行結果我就問說這樣有很硬嗎

女伴說:還好

我真的有點嚇到挖靠我這硬度就已經是茄子等級了

女伴接著說:她之前有遇過一個超硬的

我在想比我還硬那不就真的是硬梆梆可能像是木頭一樣了

女伴還說:不只硬還很長

靠邀真的是這樣我也跪了

你們遇過最硬大約是多硬阿???

原諒不能附圖好想分享阿可惡

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By Christine
at 2016-11-21T14:11

口袋=硬度我只知道這個

By Agatha
at 2016-11-25T10:33

跟賺石一樣硬!!

By Ethan
at 2016-11-29T06:54

拿莫氏硬度的礦石來刮刮看啊還要我教

By Hazel
at 2016-12-03T03:16

60D

By Daph Bay
at 2016-12-06T23:37

講真的硬度就像實心木棍吧，按壓不會陷下去還有比木棍
更粗

By Faithe
at 2016-12-10T19:59

我找不到鐵鎚時都把老二用硬拿來釘釘子

By Gilbert
at 2016-12-14T16:21

自介不錯哦

By Quanna
at 2016-12-18T12:42

可見…原po那根真的讓那個女伴失望了

By William
at 2016-12-22T09:04

茄子的硬度離藍色小藥丸不遠了

By Liam
at 2016-12-26T05:25

跟肝一樣硬吧...

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-12-30T01:47

多運動有差

By Mason
at 2017-01-02T22:09

茄子?? 那不是會被捏爆???

By Mason
at 2017-01-06T18:30

我的肝也很硬

By Audriana
at 2017-01-10T14:52

你輸了

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-01-14T11:14

我都硬起來去路邊刮車子

By Caroline
at 2017-01-18T07:35

http://imgur.com/a/ggbWy

By Rae
at 2017-01-22T03:57

會不會是故意這麼說，要妳不要再找她

By Agatha
at 2017-01-26T00:18

大家都比扯的～哈哈

By Sarah
at 2017-01-27T14:06

我停摩托車都拿來當側柱

By Blanche
at 2017-01-29T03:53

看過工地有人在打樁嗎？我有時會去兼差

By Eden
at 2017-02-02T00:15

勇藍叫貢玖逃

By Caroline
at 2017-02-05T20:36

當兵伏地挺身的時候看到妹仔經過，水泥操場就一個洞了

By Margaret
at 2017-02-09T16:58

老子跟海綿一樣硬會怕就好

By Sandy
at 2017-02-13T13:19

直徑30mm

By Hardy
at 2017-02-17T09:41

靠北被斷

By Mia
at 2017-02-21T06:03

路邊撿塊石頭敲看看會不會斷，會斷就沒比石頭硬XD

By Victoria
at 2017-02-25T02:24

去大魯閣都直接掏出來揮棒！

By Wallis
at 2017-02-28T22:46

刀槍不入，不怕火煉

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-03-04T19:07

上次去海邊玩矇眼破西瓜，我都不拿棒子的

By Ophelia
at 2017-03-08T15:29

女生可以來信看鑽石屌>\\\\<

By Dora
at 2017-03-12T11:51

上次打棒球，忘記帶棒子，你猜怎麼著？

By Catherine
at 2017-03-16T08:12

我跟別人借啊，北七才拿懶覺開玩笑

By Mason
at 2017-03-20T04:34

大家都叫我華碩哥

By Kumar
at 2017-03-24T00:56

尖若

By Odelette
at 2017-03-27T21:17

四樓已寄信～

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-03-31T17:39

我都戳在地板上表演人體圓規
幹，不對，這樣好像在說我雞雞很細

By Hardy
at 2017-04-04T14:00

窩鑽石等級不服來戰

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-08T10:22

痾茄子很軟阿 QQ

By Ula
at 2017-04-12T06:44

要用砂輪機打手槍

By Iris
at 2017-04-16T03:05

sil GG跟針一樣細

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-04-19T23:27

路邊老人需要拐杖我的都借他扶

By Damian
at 2017-04-23T19:48

不要借別人的懶叫打棒球自己要帶呀

By Queena
at 2017-04-27T16:10

榴槤

By Rae
at 2017-05-01T12:32

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-05-05T08:53

誰找我?

By Aaliyah
at 2017-05-09T05:15

我女朋友說我好硬我說廢話按摩棒當然硬

By Steve
at 2017-05-13T01:37

開四檔那麼硬~

By Poppy
at 2017-05-16T21:58

鑽石那麼硬

By Caitlin
at 2017-05-20T18:20

共告a該

By John
at 2017-05-24T14:41

茄子就叫硬喔笑死人

By David
at 2017-05-28T11:03

拿來當玻璃刀用你說呢

By Callum
at 2017-06-01T07:25

伏地挺身都不用雙手做怕了吧

By Sandy
at 2017-06-05T03:46

你沒煮過菜吧.....茄子一點也不硬阿

By Damian
at 2017-06-09T00:08

我大概跟豆芽菜一樣硬

By Lily
at 2017-06-12T20:29

我跟培樂多黏土一樣硬 yeah!

By Irma
at 2017-06-16T16:51

覺得運動不是每個人都有用聽過有人球場很強結果很慘

By Elvira
at 2017-06-20T13:13

生茄子那硬度你真的軟爆了

By Sarah
at 2017-06-24T09:34

茄子...好軟

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-06-28T05:56

我大概是督督嚕督督督嚕督督督嚕督大大大這種硬度

By Jack
at 2017-07-02T02:18

問題是她那兒承受的起嗎？

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-07-05T22:39

鑽石吧

By Rebecca
at 2017-07-09T19:01

大概巨石強森一樣

By Tom
at 2017-07-13T15:22

硬度鑑定師在此

By Lauren
at 2017-07-17T11:44

樓上印度賤定濕

By Daph Bay
at 2017-07-21T08:06

我往下壓彈起來撞倒腹部會有蹦一聲
這樣算又翹又硬的直大屌嗎？
撞到

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-07-25T04:27

手上沒銅板我都弄硬開刮刮樂

By Ida
at 2017-07-29T00:49

永南叫貢九逃！！！

By Franklin
at 2017-08-01T21:11

跟敲你頭的ak一樣最硬的那種

By Enid
at 2017-08-05T17:32

當側柱 XD

By Linda
at 2017-08-09T13:54

藍寶石等級

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-08-13T10:15

金箍棒

By Hedda
at 2017-08-17T06:37

茄子真的不硬啊

By Elma
at 2017-08-21T02:59

你也太軟了我至少生小黃瓜的硬度

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-08-24T23:20

茄子用完不都爛成泥了

By Candice
at 2017-08-28T19:42

金箍棒平常都放在孫悟空的耳朵裡的樣子

By Erin
at 2017-09-01T16:03

自己試試看能掛幾支衣架吧...

By Yuri
at 2017-09-05T12:25

不知道自己多硬欸可以幫鑑定嗎

By Charlotte
at 2017-09-09T08:47

石柱～

By Xanthe
at 2017-09-13T05:08

51～55asker C

By Charlotte
at 2017-09-17T01:30

小黃瓜還差不多茄子就是軟啊

By Lily
at 2017-09-20T21:52

苦爪，外型也是喔^_＜

By Jacky
at 2017-09-24T18:13

茄子是煮熟的嗎

By Charlie
at 2017-09-28T14:35

我討厭茄子就是因為它好軟

By Liam
at 2017-10-02T10:56

我的跟馬鈴薯一樣硬給你參考

By Hedy
at 2017-10-06T07:18

我號稱人體鑽洞機，給你參考

By Madame
at 2017-10-10T03:40

我的大概甘蔗硬度吧

By Una
at 2017-10-14T00:01

你被討厭了，再硬也只是茄子

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-17T20:23

跟法國麵包差不多

By Charlie
at 2017-10-21T16:44

上次尻尻手機掉下來砸到屌螢幕直接貫穿一個洞

By Quanna
at 2017-10-25T13:06

幹 7樓讓我笑死

By Harry
at 2017-10-29T09:28

我差不多Shore D70 而已

By Belly
at 2017-11-02T05:49

作業跟期考自己寫

By Quanna
at 2017-11-06T02:11

差不多退冰5分鐘的百吉棒棒冰

By Anonymous
at 2017-11-09T22:33

女伴說我硬的像石頭

By Susan
at 2017-11-13T18:54

菜刀切下去菜刀會凹一角

By Jacob
at 2017-11-15T08:41

樓上錄個影唄

By Joseph
at 2017-11-19T05:03

大概就是30mm優力膠條的硬度，畢竟是肉做的..(認真)

By Ethan
at 2017-11-23T01:25

我男友可以硬到用很緊的髮夾夾他都不痛，而且射完不會軟

By Ethan
at 2017-11-26T21:46

休息時間聊天也不會軟就一直硬著兩三小時

By Puput
at 2017-11-30T18:08

鯊魚夾也不會痛???? 那個有刺欸

By Lydia
at 2017-12-04T14:30

上次我生氣時用老二敲碎了好幾顆石頭

By Erin
at 2017-12-08T10:51

那個男朋友射完也不會軟的。就是吃了威而鋼啊......

By Odelette
at 2017-12-12T07:13

跟cp9的鐵塊一樣吧

By Rebecca
at 2017-12-16T03:34

硬到大七撞輸我

By Belly
at 2017-12-19T23:56

像鑽石一樣硬

By Queena
at 2017-12-23T20:18

茄子不硬啊...很軟

By Hamiltion
at 2017-12-27T16:39

敲鑼會響敲狗會該敲到老婆會爽歪歪

By Emma
at 2017-12-31T13:01

硬到把桌子頂破夠硬吧

By Poppy
at 2018-01-04T09:22

我像擰乾的毛巾

By Thomas
at 2018-01-08T05:44

我就是狼牙棒的胡歌

By Kelly
at 2018-01-12T02:06

不只硬還八心八箭

By Selena
at 2018-01-15T22:27

你知道鐵達尼其實不是撞到冰山才沈的嗎？

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-01-19T18:49

最硬就差不多是還沒熟的綠色香蕉

By Frederica
at 2018-01-23T15:11

茄子不是軟的ㄧ捏就爆了嗎

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-01-27T11:32

深蹲完你就知道了呀

By Oliver
at 2018-01-31T07:54

就像鋼鐵一樣硬

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-02-04T04:15

當年國中在上地球科學時有些人互相笑對方是滑石

By Agnes
at 2018-02-08T00:37

持久夠硬就好啊，又不是在打地基…太硬女生也會不舒
服吧

By Sandy
at 2018-02-11T20:59

推文跟原po回應各種好笑XDDDD

By Oliver
at 2018-02-15T17:20

太鼓達人不需要鼓棒

By Jessica
at 2018-02-19T13:42

印度鑑定師XDDDD 推文有聲音

By Ivy
at 2018-02-23T10:03

上次問我這個問題的人還被我嵌在石壁上

By Oliver
at 2018-02-27T06:25

http://i.imgur.com/cRw5Z6R.jpg

By Margaret
at 2018-03-03T02:47

推文好好笑

By Agnes
at 2018-03-06T23:08

我需要鑑定師鑑定再來分享

By George
at 2018-03-10T19:30

我打球沒在帶球棒的

By Regina
at 2018-03-14T15:52

就很用力真的非常用力，握力大概啊20這個握都沒問題

By Hedda
at 2018-03-18T12:13

可以拿來打棒球

By Rachel
at 2018-03-22T08:35

運動+1

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-03-26T04:56

大概是實木球棒之類

By Ula
at 2018-03-30T01:18

茄子....一捏就爆了

By Faithe
at 2018-04-02T21:40

認真回，完全健康的硬度大概要像生小黃瓜

By Todd Johnson
at 2018-04-06T18:01

9H 防爆級

By Sarah
at 2018-04-10T14:23

懶趴在小黃瓜以上能正常抽插就沒分類了
就像s級妖怪反正靈界打不過的都是s級

By Mia
at 2018-04-14T10:44

至少也要小黃瓜吧茄子軟趴趴的啊

By Caitlin
at 2018-04-18T07:06

大家都有練cp9的，六式中的鐵塊，

By Eartha
at 2018-04-22T03:28

我只有小黃瓜硬，沒到鐵塊硬…

By Emily
at 2018-04-25T23:49

你以為雪隧怎麼會蓋這麼久無奈只有我的比較可以鑽

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-04-29T20:11

一指禪的硬度

By Heather
at 2018-05-03T16:33

上次我跟肉棍洩師父玩棒打老虎~結果他的那根被我打斷了

By Puput
at 2018-05-07T12:54

看過屌轉嗎 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RvKc9om14Z0

By Queena
at 2018-05-11T09:16

知道我的有多硬嗎？比你的還硬，夠硬了吧？

By Yedda
at 2018-05-15T05:37

大概就是海綿放到乾掉那種

By Kelly
at 2018-05-19T01:59

我大概跟3310有得比

By Hamiltion
at 2018-05-22T22:21

茄子不夠硬

By George
at 2018-05-26T18:42

上次不小心把娜美打穿釘在天花板上

By Frederic
at 2018-05-30T15:04

我外號甘蔗給你參考

By Daph Bay
at 2018-06-03T11:25

回文和回文的回文也太好笑了吧哈哈哈哈

By Olga
at 2018-06-07T07:47

推文好好笑哈哈哈

By Sandy
at 2018-06-11T04:09

我的比鑽石還硬莫氏硬度表87級

By Harry
at 2018-06-15T00:30

一看就知道一堆處男，硬！督了女生會痛；要軟硬適中，安
內卡爽。

By Ophelia
at 2018-06-18T20:52

男友跟我說他硬了我滿天問號已放生

男生最硬大該是哪種硬度? - 成人話題討論

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