男友的新增資料夾 - 成人話題討論

Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-12-09T13:56

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朵蕊咪小姐妳好

針對於妳所提出的問題，相信眾多的版友都在推文中給予中肯的意見

為了怕妳依然對男朋友感到不放心

特地舉出幾個例子給妳做參考


然後話先說在前頭

我不是Z大

是因為對於之前Z大圖文並茂的方式覺的有趣

所以也來做個嘗試

也是向Z大致敬


















請按空白鍵
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情況一：發現男友觀看A片類型 (女優、美尻、巨乳...)

危險程度：●○○○○







有了我還看a片 嘿嘿嘿，今天要挑誰呢
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朵 公 ├╮
<■> ■﹀╔╧
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鍵盤處方籤：很正常的舉動，給男人一點私密空間，尻完了自然會找妳

相信如果能更貼心的擺放衛生紙，他可能會更愛妳







腦公慢慢嚕喔~啾♥ 歐耶~嚕管嚕到爆
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朵 ║ ║ 公 ├╮
/■\ ║門║ ■﹀╔╧
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情況二：發現男友觀看A片類型 (鬼畜、獸交、觸手...)

危險程度：●●○○○







我比不上觸手跟小狗嘛?! 史萊姆是好物啊!
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朵 公 ├╮
<■> ■﹀╔╧
ll 〒＞║





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鍵盤處方籤：不要緊張，妳男朋友可能只是愛心氾濫

想養個小狗來讓你們的生活更加的多元(?) 建議可以用認養喔!








握手! 凹屋
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朵 犬
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情況三：發現男友觀看A片類型 (甲甲、gay、猛男...)

危險程度：●●●○○








幹!為什麼那男人的胸肌比我大? 真的是肛肛好啊!
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<朵> 公 ├╮
■ ■﹀╔╧
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鍵盤處方籤：還是不要緊張，妳男朋友可能只是最近便秘

需要人家幫忙通一通就好...









可以不要嘛
老婆~來愛的一發吧! /
冏
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情況四：發現男友觀看A片類型 (自拍、撿屍、宗瑞...)

危險程度：●●●●○







小X莉是誰?! 小X莉我要幹死妳!還有ttb...
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<崩> 公 ├╮
■ ■﹀╔╧
ll 〒＞║





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鍵盤處方籤：莫急莫荒莫害怕~先仔細想想，最近男朋友是否有奇怪的舉動

如果沒有，恭喜妳，他可能只是跟隨流行發漏A片而已

如果有.....有禽有液的西斯鄉民們會教妳如何奪回男人的心






我買了份雪菇炒甜不辣，一起吃好嗎? 有加小辣嗎?
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朵 公 ├╮
/■\ ■﹀╔╧
ll 〒＞║




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情況五：發現男友觀看A片類型 (約炮網站、liveXXy、ptt西斯版...)

危險程度：●●●●●






你說你是菲菲?張菲的菲?
花惹發~還沒結束? 我是庫拉皮卡丘
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<朵> 公 ├╮
■ ■﹀╔╧
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鍵盤處方籤：壞了50收................





object Object
object Object
object Object
object Object
共啥小啦?! object Object
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<崩> 公 ├╮
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如果發生了第五種情形

請盡速上西斯版求救

會有很多的鄉民願意提供他們溫暖的臂膀供妳停靠







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以上純屬虛構

請看倌不要太認真

謝謝觀賞










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By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-12-10T00:46
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at 2014-12-11T09:18
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at 2014-12-12T17:50
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at 2014-12-13T04:41
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at 2014-12-13T15:31
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By Noah
at 2014-12-14T02:22
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at 2014-12-14T13:12
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By Dinah
at 2014-12-15T00:03
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at 2014-12-15T10:53
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at 2014-12-15T21:44
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at 2014-12-16T08:35
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at 2014-12-16T19:25
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at 2014-12-17T06:16
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at 2014-12-17T17:06
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at 2014-12-18T03:57
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By Dorothy
at 2014-12-18T14:48
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By Kyle
at 2014-12-19T01:38
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at 2014-12-19T12:29
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at 2014-12-19T23:19
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at 2014-12-20T21:00
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By William
at 2014-12-21T07:51
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By Dorothy
at 2014-12-21T18:42
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at 2014-12-22T05:32
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By Zora
at 2014-12-22T16:23
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By Emily
at 2014-12-23T03:13
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By Eden
at 2014-12-23T14:04
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By Olivia
at 2014-12-24T00:55
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By Elma
at 2014-12-24T11:45
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2014-12-24T22:36
object 就是liveany某篇圖的內容吧
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By Victoria
at 2014-12-25T09:26
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By Steve
at 2014-12-25T20:17
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By Christine
at 2014-12-26T07:07
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By Jack
at 2014-12-26T17:58
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By Una
at 2014-12-27T04:49
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By Mia
at 2014-12-27T15:39
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By Olga
at 2014-12-28T02:30
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By Harry
at 2014-12-28T13:20
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By Bethany
at 2014-12-29T00:11
[object Object]
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By Franklin
at 2014-12-29T11:02
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By Wallis
at 2014-12-29T21:52
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By Lydia
at 2014-12-30T08:43
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By Oliver
at 2014-12-30T19:33
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By Quanna
at 2014-12-31T06:24
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By Rae
at 2014-12-31T17:14
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at 2015-01-01T14:56
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By Edward Lewis
at 2015-01-02T23:27
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By Andrew
at 2015-01-03T10:18
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at 2015-01-03T21:09
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at 2015-01-08T20:25
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By Jake
at 2015-01-09T07:16
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By Barb Cronin
at 2015-01-09T18:06
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By Daph Bay
at 2015-01-10T04:57
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By Elvira
at 2015-01-10T15:47
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By Lauren
at 2015-01-11T02:38
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By Caitlin
at 2015-01-12T00:19
一直在找第5種 原來第4種情況跟5種情況 標題都是情況4
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By Margaret
at 2015-01-13T19:41
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at 2015-01-15T04:13
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at 2015-01-16T01:54
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at 2015-01-17T10:26
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at 2015-01-17T21:17
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By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-18T08:07
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By Steve
at 2015-01-18T18:58
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By Isabella
at 2015-01-19T05:48
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By Liam
at 2015-01-19T16:39
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By Oliver
at 2015-01-20T03:30
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at 2015-01-20T14:20
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By Damian
at 2015-01-21T22:52
給推~~
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By Jake
at 2015-01-22T09:42
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By Thomas
at 2015-01-22T20:33
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at 2015-01-23T07:24
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at 2015-01-23T18:14
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at 2015-01-24T05:05
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at 2015-01-25T02:46
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By Ophelia
at 2015-01-25T13:37
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By Rae
at 2015-01-26T00:27
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By Bethany
at 2015-01-26T11:18
天啦時事推~~
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By Skylar Davis
at 2015-01-26T22:08
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By Rosalind
at 2015-01-27T08:59
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By Victoria
at 2015-01-27T19:49
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By Carolina Franco
at 2015-01-28T06:40
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By Kumar
at 2015-01-28T17:31
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By George
at 2015-01-29T04:21
最後一個沙小啦..XDDDDDD
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-01-29T15:12
咦沒爆，這篇應該爆的我讓你爆XD
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By Ula
at 2015-01-30T02:02
haha

謝謝大家

Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2014-12-08T23:06
代PO 大家好我是淺水很久的西斯鄉民，如題，為什麼要謝謝大家呢 這就要從很久以前的一篇文說起了 不知道大家對一篇包莖的文有沒有印象 就是那篇 從很久以前，我一直都覺得自己的屌跟別人的沒甚麼不一樣 看A片的時候看的也都是抽差根本沒注意過男優的屌長怎樣 也打過炮 也讓別人幫我口交過 但是當我看到 ...

第一次看A片

Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2014-12-08T20:08
接上一篇 http://ppt.cc/4zwZ 阿楊給我們看其他相簿，也有其他女人的照片，有胸部很大的，有更年輕的，可是沒有一個比阿楊媽順眼，阿楊媽是整體的美，其他女性可能腿胖了點、肉多了些、臉普了一點點，大概是從那時後開始我心中的一席地位給了阿楊媽，你能想像嗎？一位不時能接近的美女，有天看到她的 ...

做愛時猛換姿勢？台灣50%男性哭哭：不一

Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2014-12-08T16:19
做愛時猛換姿勢？台灣50%男性哭哭：不一直換馬上就射了 http://goo.gl/DMi0CV 娛樂中心／綜合報導 《FHM男人幫》邀請了AV女優鈴原愛蜜莉，為雜誌扮成性愛女神，但剛滿20歲的鈴原愛蜜 莉很害羞，經溝通後才放開心胸，也因為來台灣時間太少，對台灣男生印象不夠深，覺得 很可惜。 而《FHM ...

liveany認親

Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-12-08T15:41
剛剛早上六點起來，就打開liveany看看，還沒清醒回魂 就有個說她是台北黃越綏，谷歌一下綏姊，嗯，是類似周遊的阿姑 以為也是鄉民，就不以為意，而且我也沒P幣跟他賭是男是女 也就這樣亂聊哈拉了半個多小時，旁敲側擊後覺得應該是母的沒錯 聊得正起勁突然…陌生人已離開，陌生人已離開，陌生人已離開 那感覺真的很空虛 ...

第一次看A片

Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-12-08T12:06
我記得有寫過一篇，不過忘了是哪一篇XD所以在寫一次，如果有看過我寫甚至其實先前的文章還留在版上，或者是寫過看過的人發現跟之前篇差很多，請見諒，因為我會習慣寫文章修改很多內容，煩請告知一下感恩啊。 我第一次看a片是國一的時候，那時有位有錢好友阿楊，畢業旅行時大家都帶東帶西帶錢之類的，他只帶一張提款卡，意思 ...