男人為什麼會跟胖子上床！但不跟胖子交 … - 成人話題討論

By Regina
at 2008-10-06T15:10

Table of Contents

他媽的..什麼爛題目

先搞懂胖子的定義再來嘴砲吧

現在阿妹仔不知道是少哪根莖不對了..
整天就喊著我好胖我好胖我是胖子
但是看起來就他媽的不會很胖

這又是沙小..

一定要弄得跟衣索匹亞難民一樣才叫做美??
腳一定要瘦到變鳥仔咖..奶子都減到A去了
兩頰還要凹進去才甘願就是了

拎杯在後面老漢推車的時候..撞到骨頭有多掃興妳們都不知道

明明就很不錯的身材
在那邊喊我好胖我好胖..

幹你娘的這是自嘲還是反諷
想讓人家安慰說"沒有啦妳那有胖~身材很好阿~"這樣聽起來才爽嗎

幹...
這就叫"作做" "假仙"啦...

好接下來邁入主題
誰跟你說胖子就沒人愛妳難道不知道有一點肉肉的才讚嗎?
大腿沒肉的話穿過膝襪好看嗎??

一點也不好看!!!

要有一點點肉肉的有點咬肉才夠銷魂
屁股要有點翹有點肉從後面幹起來才有啪啪聲才夠爽!!
有點肉基本上奶子也不會太糟糕抓起來才有快感..

有些妹仔還以為自己很懂男人
懂個屁勒騙騙高中大學小鬼還可以啦
沒奶硬擠溝水餃狂追加你以為拎杯看不出來嗎?
最好是PS修圖修片啦幹你娘的拎杯做這行的妳還想騙誰...

小妹妹多學點累積一些經驗妳就會知道
有點肉才是最媚的

而不是那種排骨精...
傳教士體位的時候看到那個肋骨一跟一跟的
有多噁心妳都不知道........

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By Cara
at 2008-10-07T08:50

亂講一通,你怎麼不去交個100公斤的女友?

By Xanthe
at 2008-10-08T02:30

嗯...說真的...胖的女生...魚也滿肥美的....

By Candice
at 2008-10-08T20:10

個人還是偏好一線的....=.=

By Oliver
at 2008-10-09T13:50

一樓眼睛..

By Kristin
at 2008-10-10T07:29

看清楚原來的文章好嗎,會讓男人完全不想交往的
會只有一點肉而已嗎?

By Ophelia
at 2008-10-11T01:09

太瘦不一定是好小胖不一定不好看個人選項吧不過還是要運

By Dora
at 2008-10-11T18:49

動一下有意身心健康

By Hedwig
at 2008-10-12T12:29

是在番什麼原文講原文的我講我的職業跳喔..看清楚好嗎

By Dora
at 2008-10-13T06:09

1樓的真認真...到處噓...西斯版你認真就......

By Belly
at 2008-10-13T23:49

表特一堆整天嫌人長相身材的不知道長什麼德性

By Daph Bay
at 2008-10-14T17:28

如果你只是講你的幹麻還叫別人小妹妹多學點?

By Mason
at 2008-10-15T11:08

你連她體重都不知道,就知道她到底多肉了?

By Rae
at 2008-10-16T04:48

話不能這樣說整個ptt的使用者不是只有原po能以小妹妹稱
乎吧

By Ula
at 2008-10-16T22:28

絕對領域就是要有點肉阿!!!

By Candice
at 2008-10-17T16:08

第一句他媽的..什麼爛題目跟原po也無關嗎真會跳針

By Odelette
at 2008-10-18T09:48

顆顆開始番了

By Zanna
at 2008-10-19T03:27

刺激喔...沒想到我入伍前可以在西斯板開小吃攤

By Mason
at 2008-10-19T21:07

從背後推的時候請她腳張開點就不會撞到骨頭了

By Andy
at 2008-10-20T14:47

噓個屁很中肯阿

By Elma
at 2008-10-21T08:27

頗中肯，首PO的價值官不一定客觀阿~

By Charlie
at 2008-10-22T02:07

原PO只是不好意思說出來自己的體重而已

By Anthony
at 2008-10-22T19:47

胖到男人不想交往絕對不可能只有一點肉而已

By Hardy
at 2008-10-23T13:26

不只一點肉的你幹得下去嗎...

By Valerie
at 2008-10-24T07:06

中肯噓三小

By Agnes
at 2008-10-25T00:46

不要跟他認真啦西斯想紅的人太多

By Hamiltion
at 2008-10-25T18:26

原PO的文章都已經講得很清楚了,當然她說了算阿

By Ethan
at 2008-10-26T12:06

難不成你比她更了解她遇到的問題

By Puput
at 2008-10-27T05:46

頂一下有意見可以自己發一篇來

By James
at 2008-10-27T23:25

說的好

By Eden
at 2008-10-28T17:05

如果真的有男人願意跟她交往,她幹麻寫這篇文章?

By Ursula
at 2008-10-29T10:45

噓DavidHilbert 兩眼噓光亂閃只要sexy5566發文必噓

By Poppy
at 2008-10-30T04:25

開戰了叫那個噓的回文戰看看啊

By Kelly
at 2008-10-30T22:05

那個噓的，你是懂不懂幽默

By Olga
at 2008-10-31T15:45

樓上真是專業的鄉民XD

By Charlie
at 2008-11-01T09:24

不同意就噓啊又沒什麼這篇回的有點off-topic

By Delia
at 2008-11-02T03:04

同意推

By Liam
at 2008-11-02T20:44

噓DavidHilbert～回個文戰看看阿～別再嘴炮了＠＠

By James
at 2008-11-03T14:24

大概從小到大都是吃苦瓜長大的吧

By Olivia
at 2008-11-04T08:04

我也有感覺有一些人明明不胖硬要說自己胖= =

By Dinah
at 2008-11-05T01:44

160/50 只是"可以接受"..你對"有點肉"的標準是跟紙片人比吧

By Kyle
at 2008-11-05T19:23

雞排買好了

By Thomas
at 2008-11-06T13:03

性感56必推

By Margaret
at 2008-11-07T06:43

爭議點其實只在這串的原PO對胖子的定義在哪而已吵個刁

By Belly
at 2008-11-08T00:23

DavidHilbert不高興可以回文，大家等著噓

By Callum
at 2008-11-08T18:03

中肯~~ 能轉到法西斯更好

By Ivy
at 2008-11-09T11:43

56回自己想說的部分很正確啊　腦殘大衛　科科

By Hardy
at 2008-11-10T05:22

160.50是男人吧?

By Margaret
at 2008-11-10T23:02

偷偷噓一下~~這篇沒有笑點....加油!

By Hedda
at 2008-11-11T16:42

噓三小，宅腦人嗎?快看病吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2008-11-12T10:22

同感~ 有些女生明明就很瘦，卻一天到晚在那喊:我好肥~要減肥~

By Eartha
at 2008-11-13T04:02

肉在對的地方就好了啦，162.55也是有正妹的啦，而且超兇

By Annie
at 2008-11-13T21:42

有些女的很作做明明就夠瘦了還成天說要減肥丟到非洲去算了

By Sandy
at 2008-11-14T15:21

寫的不錯啊幹嗎噓= =?

By Gilbert
at 2008-11-15T09:01

推

By Lydia
at 2008-11-16T02:41

不好意思我噓一下 160/50 如果肉都長在屁股和大腿能看嗎

By Joseph
at 2008-11-16T20:21

有這樣的人你也po個圖片來看看阿況且鮪魚肚有鮪魚肚的市場

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-11-17T14:01

但如果勻稱或都長在胸部上就另當別論

By Jessica
at 2008-11-18T07:41

如果我160/50我也希望肉都在胸上啊但很遺憾常常都在大腿上

By Eden
at 2008-11-19T01:20

中肯中肯王

By Edward Lewis
at 2008-11-19T19:00

這種時候當然就只能瘦到42大腿和屁股才能再小一點才勻稱啊

By Zenobia
at 2008-11-20T12:40

這篇沒笑點噓一個

By Ophelia
at 2008-11-21T06:20

性感56推 DavidHilbert無聊

By Hardy
at 2008-11-22T00:00

推性感56

By Valerie
at 2008-11-22T17:40

這篇真的沒笑點跟心得文差不多= =

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-11-23T11:19

性感56 必推

By Christine
at 2008-11-24T04:59

一直以來都是我都只是心得文一些經驗分享而已...
沒想到現在居然被期望有笑點...哭哭好吧我會努力的...

By John
at 2008-11-24T22:39

中墾覺得更厲害的可以回文阿

By Edwina
at 2008-11-25T16:19

說實在的，這標題很難發揮啊囧>"

By Kelly
at 2008-11-26T09:59

性感56加油，西斯版的未來就靠你了

By Carol
at 2008-11-27T03:39

推性感56

By Mary
at 2008-11-27T21:18

這某D還真是無言

By Sandy
at 2008-11-28T14:58

推

By Vanessa
at 2008-11-29T08:38

女人真的要有點肉才好看

By Madame
at 2008-11-30T02:18

糟糕我喜歡超瘦的orz

By Emily
at 2008-11-30T19:58

沒看發文者看內文就知道是西斯56 v(￣︶￣)y

By Rebecca
at 2008-12-01T13:38

身為西斯人必推

By Eartha
at 2008-12-02T07:17

用噓的 sexy 才看的到我，我真的很喜歡 sexy56 啦冏r/*\

By Edwina
at 2008-12-03T00:57

抱歉我只萌女生的如果是扶他的話...可以唷

By Zanna
at 2008-12-03T18:37

我 170 80 kg 等 sexy來抽插..我很緊喲啾咪..

By Selena
at 2008-12-04T12:17

嘖. 扶他的扶他可以嗎

By Odelette
at 2008-12-05T05:57

台肯

By Harry
at 2008-12-05T23:37

就算很多肉的也有人愛　像我就還ok　最多不玩火車便當

By Enid
at 2008-12-06T17:16

為什麼不玩火車便當.. 你就當作在清倉大特賣不就好了

By Andrew
at 2008-12-07T10:56

性感56必推

By Isabella
at 2008-12-08T04:36

看到id就推了管他po什麼

By Irma
at 2008-12-08T22:16

推中肯五六

By Genevieve
at 2008-12-09T15:56

過膝襪咬肉很噁心好嗎= = 你在灌香腸阿

By Eden
at 2008-12-10T09:36

個人偏愛有點肉的紙片人頗噁心...

By Daniel
at 2008-12-11T03:15

...........

By Joe
at 2008-12-11T20:55

56只推性感56

By Gary
at 2008-12-12T14:35

性感56好文又一發不過山濕喜歡貧乳個人喜好而已

By Caitlin
at 2008-12-13T08:15

推阿 q_q 西斯五六真是一盞明燈

By Odelette
at 2008-12-14T01:55

..................原來胖女生的價值只建立在男人的啪啪聲上

By Oscar
at 2008-12-14T19:35

路過補堆

By Barb Cronin
at 2008-12-15T13:14

回樓樓上這裡是西斯板當然是啪啪聲上阿

By Yuri
at 2008-12-16T06:54

性感56~~拿出你真正的實力吧!!

By Emily
at 2008-12-17T00:34

喜歡紙片人的經驗值應該都不高(零?!)吧...56中肯!

By James
at 2008-12-17T18:14

是因為爛題目所以你就文不對題？

By Eden
at 2008-12-18T11:54

IM你可以出去左轉這邊不是JOKE 笑點啥?

By Oliver
at 2008-12-19T05:34

假如原po是女生這篇回的很好

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-12-19T23:13

這篇還蠻中肯的

By Gilbert
at 2008-12-20T16:53

等稍微有些肉肉的女生結婚生完小孩你就知道了!!

By Hardy
at 2008-12-21T10:33

原PO太淺了~~排骨精才是王道!!生完小孩更是王道!!

By Xanthe
at 2008-12-22T04:13

推!

By Puput
at 2008-12-22T21:53

我覺發文的原po 應該真的是個胖子而不是肉感而已

By Anthony
at 2008-12-23T15:33

推幹起來啪啪響XD

By Anthony
at 2008-12-24T09:12

都偏激狂不是五十步與一百步之差而已嗎？？

By Todd Johnson
at 2008-12-25T02:52

推～～～～要有點肉才好阿！！！！

By Hardy
at 2008-12-25T20:32

性感56較為中肯我給推

By Donna
at 2008-12-26T14:12

中肯...

By Bethany
at 2008-12-27T07:52

推啪啪響！！！沒肉沒聲音阿！

By Cara
at 2008-12-28T01:32

你說的很對可是離題了...你定義胖子幹麻

By Olga
at 2008-12-28T19:11

推

By Susan
at 2008-12-29T12:51

性感56十分中肯

By Tristan Cohan
at 2008-12-30T06:31

胖子好阿

By Isabella
at 2008-12-31T00:11

By Bethany
at 2008-12-31T17:51

說的好不懂的人叫屁要啪啪想才爽

By Jessica
at 2009-01-01T11:31

好

By Christine
at 2009-01-02T05:10

根本晴美可以接受

By Wallis
at 2009-01-02T22:50

喜歡肉肉的+1

By James
at 2009-01-03T16:30

160 55正負2KG我都可以接受*>_^

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-01-04T10:10

推...

By George
at 2009-01-05T03:50

推看到一根一根肋骨很噁心

By Audriana
at 2009-01-05T21:30

懶～懶～露～!!! 啪啪啪的聲音萬歲

By Ursula
at 2009-01-06T15:09

被M??

By Vanessa
at 2009-01-07T08:49

優質56 推一個

By Aaliyah
at 2009-01-08T02:29

不愧是中肯伯

By Lily
at 2009-01-08T20:09

推~~那些瘦到見骨的女人真是噁心到死

By Kristin
at 2009-01-09T13:49

推亂噓的來討戰真弱

By Freda
at 2009-01-10T07:29

大大如果你認真就...我也喜歡肉肉的比較好

By Hardy
at 2009-01-11T01:08

幹你娘的拎杯做這行的妳還想騙誰...

By Skylar Davis
at 2009-01-11T18:48

哪裡中肯了阿..160/50以普眾價值觀算有點肉嗎

By Jacky
at 2009-01-12T12:28

樓上不然你認為很胖嗎?

By Mary
at 2009-01-13T06:08

樓上,差值都110了還有點肉,算很標準了吧

By Joe
at 2009-01-13T23:48

狂推啪啪啪!!!!

By Faithe
at 2009-01-14T17:28

160/50 外觀我覺得有點瘦...希望更肉點

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-01-15T11:07

大推！一群宅宅在噓

By Genevieve
at 2009-01-16T04:47

性感56必推

By Faithe
at 2009-01-16T22:27

同感推！有點肉幹起來才會有肉感

By Michael
at 2009-01-17T16:07

tenjow嚐嚐老衲的

By Cara
at 2009-01-18T09:47

肉棒

By Oscar
at 2009-01-19T03:27

靠ㄅ第一次贊成56說的話

By Emma
at 2009-01-19T21:06

你每一篇都經典啊...都是我的心聲...推...

By Zanna
at 2009-01-20T14:46

中肯文

By Regina
at 2009-01-21T08:26

性感五六五六之光阿

By Zanna
at 2009-01-22T02:06

肉肉的幹起來明明就很爽，沒幹過肉的就不用在那邊嘴炮了

By Ivy
at 2009-01-22T19:46

其實文辭看了不太舒服

By Joseph
at 2009-01-23T13:26

胖個屁 160/50 整個舒服~~

By Gilbert
at 2009-01-24T07:05

推

By Emma
at 2009-01-25T00:45

中肯啊樓上虛屁啊

By Gilbert
at 2009-01-25T18:25

專業性感56!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Poppy
at 2009-01-26T12:05

還滿有笑點的阿她被甩怪我囉? XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Ida
at 2009-01-27T05:45

幫你推一個,現在女生真的是無病呻吟阿

By Agnes
at 2009-01-27T23:25

推趴趴聲啊~~~而且我覺得屁股有肉比較緊,爽的咧~~~^^

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-01-28T17:04

56魂

By Andrew
at 2009-01-29T10:44

嘿嘿推

By Charlotte
at 2009-01-30T04:24

推

By Andrew
at 2009-01-30T22:04

推~ 啪啪啪!

By Megan
at 2009-01-31T15:44

推~ 啪啪啪!

By Andy
at 2009-02-01T09:24

期待一樓的大作

By Lucy
at 2009-02-02T03:03

拎杯在後面老漢推車的時候..撞到骨頭有多掃興妳們都不知道XD

By Faithe
at 2009-02-02T20:43

爆

By Edwina
at 2009-02-03T14:23

拎杯在後面老漢推車的時候..撞到骨頭有多掃興妳們都不知道

By Mason
at 2009-02-04T08:03

By Kumar
at 2009-02-05T01:43

幹你娘推你那句教阿咖= =

By Hamiltion
at 2009-02-05T19:23

拎杯在後面老漢推車的時候..撞到骨頭有多掃興妳們都不ꨠ

By Oscar
at 2009-02-06T13:02

56中肯文!!!

By Barb Cronin
at 2009-02-07T06:42

這種濫文也可以m阿

By Quintina
at 2009-02-08T00:22

樓上～快發篇值得M的高見啊～

By Frederica
at 2009-02-08T18:02

支持樓樓上

By David
at 2009-02-09T11:42

GJ!!!

By Edith
at 2009-02-10T05:22

你胖的定義是在幾KG內?

男人為什麼會跟胖子上床！但不跟胖子交 … - 成人話題討論

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