男人應看自己的精子 - 成人話題討論

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-03-20T17:52

Table of Contents

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作者 nolifeguy (醜陋的宅) 看板 sex
標題 Re: [新聞] 男人應看自己的精子
時間 Fri Mar 20 14:27:42 2009
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之前在客廳看熱火千嬌打雞槍，

最後忍不住想射，可是手邊沒有衛生紙又不想弄髒地板

就直接ㄗㄨㄚˇ在手上。

看著手掌中的精液，我流下男人的眼淚。。。

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一個男人

只有 3cm

究竟能否直接ㄗㄨㄚˇ在手上 ?

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以下是西斯鄉民大屌的ㄗㄨㄚˇ 洨示意圖

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很明顯的..

強而有力射速快彈著點集中

通通ㄗㄨㄚˇ出去了

抓都抓不住 !!

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接下來看 3cm 的狀況..

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∴
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事實證明

3cm 由於彈道過短壓力不足

只能短距離閉ㄘㄟ灑洨珠

可以用手完全的接住 !!

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看著手掌中的精液

你流下男人的眼淚.....

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唉.....

拍拍///////

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都滴咖盤了

你還把我打出來惹人嫌嗎 ?
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三十ㄗㄨㄚˇ過山

三小滴咖盤

.......XD

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Elizabeth
at 2009-03-25T09:46

超好笑XDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2009-03-30T01:39

推

By Hardy
at 2009-04-03T17:33

笑死

By Eartha
at 2009-04-08T09:26

大推XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Olivia
at 2009-04-13T01:20

都滴咖盤了你還把我打出來惹人鹹嗎?????

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2009-04-17T17:14

五樓精子3CM

By Andy
at 2009-04-22T09:07

推

By Rosalind
at 2009-04-27T01:01

都滴咖盤了你還把我打出來惹人閒嗎?????

By Damian
at 2009-05-01T16:54

有賤有推!!

By Olive
at 2009-05-06T08:48

哈哈哈~~~GJ

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-05-11T00:42

有笑有推....

By Blanche
at 2009-05-15T16:35

大師出手果然不凡XD

By Puput
at 2009-05-20T08:29

這篇一定會爆

By Edwina
at 2009-05-25T00:22

都滴咖盤了你還把我打出來惹人鹹嗎????? 好鹹XD

By Emma
at 2009-05-29T16:16

超強= =

By Rachel
at 2009-06-03T08:10

幹有沒有這麼傳神

By Elma
at 2009-06-08T00:03

有笑有推! XD

By Isabella
at 2009-06-12T15:57

XDDD 可以請問"滴咖盤"是什麼意思嗎 @@?

By Charlie
at 2009-06-17T07:50

實在是太強了！有笑有推啦~~~XD

By Frederica
at 2009-06-21T23:44

完美精闢的解說~~~~~~~真強者

By Steve
at 2009-06-26T15:38

都滴咖盤了你還把我打出來惹人閒嗎?????

By Dinah
at 2009-07-01T07:31

幹太豪洨了!XD

By Charlie
at 2009-07-05T23:25

三十噴過山, 三來滴卡盤

By Christine
at 2009-07-10T15:18

XDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-07-15T07:12

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Noah
at 2009-07-19T23:06

XDDD

By Frederic
at 2009-07-24T14:59

好笑XD

By Edwina
at 2009-07-29T06:53

e04 有笑有推

By Yedda
at 2009-08-02T22:46

XDDDDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2009-08-07T14:40

好神

By Harry
at 2009-08-12T06:34

滴咖盤了哈哈哈

By Thomas
at 2009-08-16T22:27

XDDDDDDDD

By Suhail Hany
at 2009-08-21T14:21

好笑有推...

By Freda
at 2009-08-26T06:14

算你屌

By Gilbert
at 2009-08-30T22:08

為什麼可以這樣靠北...不推不行...XDDDDDDDDDd

By Mary
at 2009-09-04T14:02

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2009-09-09T05:55

By Gary
at 2009-09-13T21:49

偽大軍！

By Margaret
at 2009-09-18T13:42

實在太靠背大推!!

By Bennie
at 2009-09-23T05:36

太靠北了~

By Edward Lewis
at 2009-09-27T21:30

好毒

By Enid
at 2009-10-02T13:23

幹!!! 我又笑翻天了!~~~ 好歡樂

By Ula
at 2009-10-07T05:17

有洨有推，還蠻屌的

By Cara
at 2009-10-11T21:10

By Gary
at 2009-10-16T13:04

終於是有梗動畫了

By Jake
at 2009-10-21T04:58

真的太靠背...推

By Joe
at 2009-10-25T20:51

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2009-10-30T12:45

XDDDDDD

By Daniel
at 2009-11-04T04:38

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Anthony
at 2009-11-08T20:32

大師改名叫做屌面人好了...一出手就有屌 (歡樂大推)

By Annie
at 2009-11-13T12:26

============= 3cm滴的洨榮獲本日最黑特 =============

By Regina
at 2009-11-18T04:19

大推！

By William
at 2009-11-22T20:13

XDDDDDDD

By Joe
at 2009-11-27T12:06

幹！好屌的屌

By Elma
at 2009-12-02T04:00

推啊!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Lauren
at 2009-12-06T19:54

By Emily
at 2009-12-11T11:47

幹笑死我

By Candice
at 2009-12-16T03:41

看圖感覺..3CM的屌好像不該有約1.8公分的X頭..XDD

By Kelly
at 2009-12-20T19:34

太靠背了XDDDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2009-12-25T11:28

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2009-12-30T03:22

XDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2010-01-03T19:15

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hedda
at 2010-01-08T11:09

太靠貝!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2010-01-13T03:02

By Callum
at 2010-01-17T18:56

滴咖盤是啥？@@"

By Carolina Franco
at 2010-01-22T10:50

滴咖盤??? 徵翻譯，念出來想不到台語@@

By Jacky
at 2010-01-27T02:43

滴腳盤
應該說腳背比較對

By Andrew
at 2010-01-31T18:37

滴到腳的意思~~

By Kama
at 2010-02-05T10:30

少年噴過溪老來滴到鞋

By Rosalind
at 2010-02-10T02:24

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2010-02-14T18:18

真屌

By Isla
at 2010-02-19T10:11

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2010-02-24T02:05

XXDDD

By Una
at 2010-02-28T17:58

太靠背了XD

By Quintina
at 2010-03-05T09:52

有笑有推

By Rachel
at 2010-03-10T01:46

XDD 一直閃3cm那段超好笑

By Liam
at 2010-03-14T17:39

這太靠背了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2010-03-19T09:33

真靠杯XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Carol
at 2010-03-24T01:26

滴腳盤版標

By Gilbert
at 2010-03-28T17:20

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Liam
at 2010-04-02T09:14

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Regina
at 2010-04-07T01:07

超強啦~!!!

By Odelette
at 2010-04-11T17:01

By Liam
at 2010-04-16T08:54

太強了

By Poppy
at 2010-04-21T00:48

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2010-04-25T16:42

XDDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2010-04-30T08:35

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Kelly
at 2010-05-05T00:29

大推閃3cm XDDDDDDDDDDd

By Kristin
at 2010-05-09T16:22

太強大

By Valerie
at 2010-05-14T08:16

太神了簡直就像李昌鈺一樣

By Elizabeth
at 2010-05-19T00:10

強

By James
at 2010-05-23T16:03

滴腳盤...

By Callum
at 2010-05-28T07:57

good

By Sandy
at 2010-06-01T23:50

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2010-06-06T15:44

版標拉

By Ivy
at 2010-06-11T07:38

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Belly
at 2010-06-15T23:31

剛吃完飯...看完覺得有點反胃XDDDD 不過還是推拉!

By Lydia
at 2010-06-20T15:25

推XDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2010-06-25T07:18

推上板標

By Hamiltion
at 2010-06-29T23:12

太屌了

By Daniel
at 2010-07-04T15:06

XDDDD

By Queena
at 2010-07-09T06:59

科科

By Edward Lewis
at 2010-07-13T22:53

哈哈哈ㄏ~~~~~~~~~~~

By Olive
at 2010-07-18T14:46

爆吧

By Daph Bay
at 2010-07-23T06:40

看到那個三公分讓我笑翻 XDDDD

By Hedda
at 2010-07-27T22:34

By Ingrid
at 2010-08-01T14:27

熱火千嬌不好看…只是一堆屁股在不正常的律動…

By Audriana
at 2010-08-06T06:21

大推啊

By Blanche
at 2010-08-10T22:14

幹這太好笑了XD

By Noah
at 2010-08-15T14:08

大溼...真強

By Christine
at 2010-08-20T06:02

有看有推!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

By Adele
at 2010-08-24T21:55

我終於知道為啥我都是散彈槍了!!!

By Kyle
at 2010-08-29T13:49

XDD

By Lydia
at 2010-09-03T05:42

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 推版標的真不專業.這篇是借版標來用

By Isabella
at 2010-09-07T21:36

超好笑XD

By Oscar
at 2010-09-12T13:30

狂推超好笑啦~~~~~~~

By Tracy
at 2010-09-17T05:23

他們是希望這篇上版標吧？？不然會說版標Get

By Adele
at 2010-09-21T21:17

版標一下吧XD

By Zenobia
at 2010-09-26T13:10

三公分

By Tracy
at 2010-10-01T05:04

By Connor
at 2010-10-05T20:58

哈哈可憐的3cm

By Connor
at 2010-10-10T12:51

大笑

By Necoo
at 2010-10-15T04:45

我們是推滴腳盤上版標好笑阿有啥不專業

By Catherine
at 2010-10-19T20:38

超雞掰

By Zenobia
at 2010-10-24T12:32

上面有小綠

By Ursula
at 2010-10-29T04:26

By Gilbert
at 2010-11-02T20:19

m了就要噓

By Dorothy
at 2010-11-07T12:13

By Iris
at 2010-11-12T04:06

然後爆!?

By Christine
at 2010-11-16T20:00

爆了再噓

By Cara
at 2010-11-21T11:54

再補爆

By Bethany
at 2010-11-26T03:47

再爆

By Todd Johnson
at 2010-11-30T19:41

爆了再噓

By Mary
at 2010-12-05T11:34

爆

By Eartha
at 2010-12-10T03:28

推XDDD

By Olivia
at 2010-12-14T19:22

這個太爆笑了XDDD

By Mason
at 2010-12-19T11:15

百分百推

By Jack
at 2010-12-24T03:09

XDDDD

By Oscar
at 2010-12-28T19:02

幹~好機掰的感覺XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2011-01-02T10:56

GOODDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2011-01-07T02:50

XDDDD 超強啦~~~

By Freda
at 2011-01-11T18:43

By Frederic
at 2011-01-16T10:37

這真的太幽默了y

By Poppy
at 2011-01-21T02:30

原po 高手

By Robert
at 2011-01-25T18:24

都滴咖盤了你還把我打出來惹人閒嗎?????

By Anonymous
at 2011-01-30T10:18

《文章篇數》451篇 (優:255/劣:1)..不用在幫洗了啦@@

By Caitlin
at 2011-02-04T02:11

幫洗優文！超好笑。

By Xanthe
at 2011-02-08T18:05

大濕

By Elizabeth
at 2011-02-13T09:58

By Selena
at 2011-02-18T01:52

By Xanthe
at 2011-02-22T17:46

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2011-02-27T09:39

真的很機八

By Lydia
at 2011-03-04T01:33

wahaha

By Harry
at 2011-03-08T17:26

XDDDDDD

By Xanthe
at 2011-03-13T09:20

幹這這個好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isla
at 2011-03-18T01:14

笑死我了眼淚都飆出來了XDDDDDDDDD

By Sierra Rose
at 2011-03-22T17:07

版標 GET

By Faithe
at 2011-03-27T09:01

歐歐~是另外一篇耶~~CC

By Queena
at 2011-04-01T00:54

推一個

By Linda
at 2011-04-05T16:48

XDDDDD

By Bethany
at 2011-04-10T08:42

不錯喔

By Ivy
at 2011-04-15T00:35

XDDD 好梗！

By Cara
at 2011-04-19T16:29

要拍拍先把手上的洨朋友清理一下啊~~~~~~~

By Victoria
at 2011-04-24T08:22

幹~超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD

By Andy
at 2011-04-29T00:16

By Suhail Hany
at 2011-05-03T16:10

XDDDDD

By Joe
at 2011-05-08T08:03

怪不得騎士隊最近好威阿~~~~

By Hedda
at 2011-05-12T23:57

可憐 po出3cm之後被狂表

By Kumar
at 2011-05-17T15:50

大軍!!!

By Genevieve
at 2011-05-22T07:44

太帥了(推推推推

By Regina
at 2011-05-26T23:38

幹超好笑的

By Rebecca
at 2011-05-31T15:31

By Carol
at 2011-06-05T07:25

XDDD

By Hedda
at 2011-06-09T23:18

By Edwina
at 2011-06-14T15:12

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emma
at 2011-06-19T07:06

洗洗洗

By Caitlin
at 2011-06-23T22:59

By Tracy
at 2011-06-28T14:53

XDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2011-07-03T06:46

太強了...不推不行的啊!! 真傳神@@ 爆了還是推!!

By Tracy
at 2011-07-07T22:40

噓的人曾受過傷看到M就要噓

By Sarah
at 2011-07-12T14:34

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2011-07-17T06:27

有笑有推

By Tom
at 2011-07-21T22:21

有效友推好強大

By Anthony
at 2011-07-26T14:14

By Daph Bay
at 2011-07-31T06:08

優呀樓下幫推

By Xanthe
at 2011-08-04T22:02

By Hedwig
at 2011-08-09T13:55

這篇超強的

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2011-08-14T05:49

By Edith
at 2011-08-18T21:42

大師萬歲!!!!

By Caitlin
at 2011-08-23T13:36

強!!

By Heather
at 2011-08-28T05:30

By Dinah
at 2011-09-01T21:23

推~動畫做得超寫實～＂～

By Zora
at 2011-09-06T13:17

好笑

By Regina
at 2011-09-11T05:10

都255了不用再幫優啦～

By John
at 2011-09-15T21:04

很難笑....................

By Bethany
at 2011-09-20T12:58

有圖解有推

By Gary
at 2011-09-25T04:51

不推對不起自己阿 XDDDD

By Selena
at 2011-09-29T20:45

推

By Madame
at 2011-10-04T12:38

畫得不錯啊

By Christine
at 2011-10-09T04:32

By Carol
at 2011-10-13T20:26

不推對不起自己阿 XDDDD

By Donna
at 2011-10-18T12:19

實在是太好笑了...

By Frederic
at 2011-10-23T04:13

超屌

By Emily
at 2011-10-27T20:06

XDD

By Leila
at 2011-11-01T12:00

太好笑了

By Quintina
at 2011-11-06T03:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Thomas
at 2011-11-10T19:47

笑死XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2011-11-15T11:41

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Edwina
at 2011-11-20T03:34

XDDDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2011-11-24T19:28

大溼

By Sandy
at 2011-11-29T11:22

三十ㄗㄨㄚˇ過山三小滴咖盤XD

By Rebecca
at 2011-12-04T03:15

XDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2011-12-08T19:09

實在蠻難笑的...

By Charlie
at 2011-12-13T11:02

笑到流淚了~XD

By Mary
at 2011-12-18T02:56

有笑有推

By Bennie
at 2011-12-22T18:50

噗.....

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