男人嫌做愛麻煩 - 成人話題討論

By Kumar
at 2015-06-21T01:23

Table of Contents

※ 引述《loriyzmdog (小翼)》之銘言：
: 想認真詢問男人的看法
: 當一個男人認真跟妳說他沒性致的原因是因為：
: 做愛總是要有前戲，有後半處理，時間拖得很長
: 寧願自己ＤＩＹ就好
: 這是什麼樣的心態呢？
: 小妹我不太能理解...
: 先謝謝各位

話說三天前晚上 10點多小孩已就寢

肥宅我正看著電視

我老婆從房間走了出來

來喔我那個快來了
不然要六七天不能用了喔

喔沒關係啦妳先去睡

老婆（怒）你快點進來！

喔（弱）喔………好

一進房看到我老婆大字形躺在床上

我說：老婆用狗幹式

老婆：不要我好累
要不然我轉過來趴著你從後面來

吼妳很懶耶

啊不然你給我舔BB我就給你用
狗幹式的

好吧

這時我老婆已經屁股翹的高高的

我兩隻手順勢抓著老婆的屁股

伸出了舌頭往鮑魚一舔整個臉
也湊了過去

雙手將老婆的屁屁扳開

！！！！！！！！！！！！！

驚

發現

我老婆的菊花

有大完便擦屁屁擦完後
殘留在菊花深處的衛生紙碎屑

而且小塊衛生紙因為在菊花擦動
已經跟屎垢交纏在一起

看似屎色斑馬紋的小蟲

已經持續軟屌三天中

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Tags: 做愛

All Comments

By Linda
at 2015-06-22T19:45

哈哈哈哈哈幹媽的噁

By Doris
at 2015-06-24T14:07

我看了三小

By Donna
at 2015-06-26T08:30

矮額 <⊙}}}}€

By Victoria
at 2015-06-28T02:52

畫面感...

By Hedda
at 2015-06-29T21:14

你老婆故意的吧...要你這幾天安份點不要到處跑

By John
at 2015-07-01T15:36

你們沒洗澡？

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-07-03T09:59

這就是不開燈的好處了……

By Annie
at 2015-07-05T04:21

不好意思...我笑了XDD. 拍拍

By Andy
at 2015-07-06T22:43

哈哈

By Dorothy
at 2015-07-08T17:05

老婆貼心準備蛋白質給你還嫌!

By Queena
at 2015-07-10T11:28

勇者......

By Connor
at 2015-07-12T05:50

一個食史

By Erin
at 2015-07-14T00:12

奉勸女性朋友要注意尤其是未婚的真心不騙
殺傷力強

By Hazel
at 2015-07-15T18:34

幹推不下去

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-17T12:57

乾~老夫老妻文殺傷力強

By Faithe
at 2015-07-19T07:19

畫面感太強 XDDDD

By Gary
at 2015-07-21T01:41

................

By Sarah
at 2015-07-22T20:03

下次請先洗澡吧

By Victoria
at 2015-07-24T14:26

殺傷力強整個戳中笑點XDDD

By Madame
at 2015-07-26T08:48

辛苦你了男人

By Elvira
at 2015-07-28T03:10

哈哈不要形容的那麼清楚啦！

By Ingrid
at 2015-07-29T21:32

這敘述太生動，畫面都出來了...

By Carol
at 2015-07-31T15:55

太生動了... 畫面揮之不去煩死了XDDDDDDDD

By Liam
at 2015-08-02T10:17

辛苦你了男人,女人嫌對方沒慾望前照照鏡子

By Eartha
at 2015-08-04T04:39

老婆計畫通!! 就是不給用XDD

By Emma
at 2015-08-05T23:01

看來要軟好幾年了...慘XDDDD

By Dinah
at 2015-08-07T17:24

痾痾痾....

By Belly
at 2015-08-09T11:46

靠杯太好笑了啦XDDDDDDDD

By Ursula
at 2015-08-11T06:08

濕加乾，更乾淨（？）

By Kristin
at 2015-08-13T00:30

笑死哈哈哈

By Adele
at 2015-08-14T18:53

是沒有看的這麼仔細orz

By Harry
at 2015-08-16T13:15

淚推

By Caroline
at 2015-08-18T07:37

有沒有味道哈

By Susan
at 2015-08-20T01:59

好險有發現，不然可能軟屌一世紀

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-21T20:22

實在太有畫面

By Enid
at 2015-08-23T14:44

我可以

By Gary
at 2015-08-25T09:06

咦？在家裡不是都用洗的嗎？

By Jacob
at 2015-08-27T03:28

拍拍~_~

By Regina
at 2015-08-28T21:51

誠實給推

By Oscar
at 2015-08-30T16:13

這是勸世文嗎?XD

By Jake
at 2015-09-01T10:35

哈哈哈完事後提醒下次用洗的比較乾淨XD

By Michael
at 2015-09-03T04:57

討厭要做前不先沖洗一下的。哈。

By Irma
at 2015-09-04T23:20

好好笑喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-06T17:42

哈哈哈超有畫面

By Blanche
at 2015-09-08T12:04

XDD

By Blanche
at 2015-09-10T06:26

幹我吐了

By Noah
at 2015-09-12T00:49

屋告胎哥

By Elma
at 2015-09-13T19:11

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ivy
at 2015-09-15T13:33

噁

By Odelette
at 2015-09-17T07:55

XDDDD

By Megan
at 2015-09-19T02:18

不敢想像啊...

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-09-20T20:40

之前也有人發生過 WW

By Brianna
at 2015-09-22T15:02

天啊！真令人不舒服！

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-09-24T09:24

...

By Rebecca
at 2015-09-26T03:47

幹睡不著都你害的XD

By Iris
at 2015-09-27T22:09

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Rachel
at 2015-09-29T16:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 超軟屌

By Odelette
at 2015-10-01T10:53

...............勇者

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-10-03T05:16

笑到無法自拔

By Olive
at 2015-10-04T23:38

淦不會先洗澡喔

By Susan
at 2015-10-06T18:00

愛她就要接受她 XD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-10-08T12:22

靠我在吃早餐欸

By Selena
at 2015-10-10T06:45

叫他洗個早會死唷

By Thomas
at 2015-10-12T01:07

By Edwina
at 2015-10-13T19:29

請愛用溼紙巾

By Wallis
at 2015-10-15T13:51

幹！

By Edwina
at 2015-10-17T08:14

XDDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2015-10-19T02:36

我看到後面爆粗口了不好意思

By Kelly
at 2015-10-20T20:58

哈哈！！

By Hedy
at 2015-10-22T15:20

我看了三小………

By Dinah
at 2015-10-24T09:43

太噁

By Mia
at 2015-10-26T04:05

哈哈哈一大早看這個

By Olga
at 2015-10-27T22:27

你錯了，那其實是巧克力啦

By Mia
at 2015-10-29T16:49

靠那畫面XDDDDDD

By Ivy
at 2015-10-31T11:12

太有畫面了啦~XDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2015-11-02T05:34

好噁

By Harry
at 2015-11-03T23:56

好吃！

By Delia
at 2015-11-05T18:18

哈哈哈哈哈

By Harry
at 2015-11-07T12:41

....

By Puput
at 2015-11-09T07:03

好噁心

By Cara
at 2015-11-11T01:25

哈哈!難怪老婆都說要關燈，原來是為我好!!

By Una
at 2015-11-12T19:47

.......

By Noah
at 2015-11-14T14:10

好噁心啊XDDDDD

By Quintina
at 2015-11-16T08:32

殺傷力強xDDD,效果十分顯著

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-18T02:54

幹，真的很真實

By Zanna
at 2015-11-19T21:16

........

By Kama
at 2015-11-21T15:39

....

By Daph Bay
at 2015-11-23T10:01

超級靠北Xd

By Harry
at 2015-11-25T04:23

XDDDDDDD

By Kumar
at 2015-11-26T22:45

對不起我笑死了XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Oscar
at 2015-11-28T17:08

http://miupix.cc/pm-3LFW2L

By Ursula
at 2015-11-30T11:30

...

By Heather
at 2015-12-02T05:52

By Heather
at 2015-12-04T00:14

乾這個畫面超想給噓的啦xDDDD 安慰推!

By Elizabeth
at 2015-12-05T18:37

那是蟯蟲啦

By Agatha
at 2015-12-07T12:59

好笑

By Agnes
at 2015-12-09T07:21

好噁心

By Puput
at 2015-12-11T01:43

XDDD

By Dorothy
at 2015-12-12T20:06

幹形容的好有畫面已吐

By Necoo
at 2015-12-14T14:28

我狂笑啊!XD

By Linda
at 2015-12-16T08:50

吃飯配這篇美味><

By Christine
at 2015-12-18T03:12

好噁喔==

By Zora
at 2015-12-19T21:35

靠腰哈哈哈

By Kristin
at 2015-12-21T15:57

九叔說得好

By Liam
at 2015-12-23T10:19

.......

By Quanna
at 2015-12-25T04:41

兩個一起去洗澡啊，大哥

By Jack
at 2015-12-26T23:04

幹有既視感

By Una
at 2015-12-28T17:26

幹好噁

By Franklin
at 2015-12-30T11:48

那畫面太美我不敢看

By Kelly
at 2016-01-01T06:10

XDDDD

By Liam
at 2016-01-03T00:33

戰力破表

By Isabella
at 2016-01-04T18:55

有畫面

By Isabella
at 2016-01-06T13:17

有遇過有味道的...

By Carol
at 2016-01-08T07:39

高調這畫面不能只有我想像到~~~~~~~~~~~

By Gilbert
at 2016-01-10T02:02

笑了好噁

By Ivy
at 2016-01-11T20:24

笑到崩潰XDDDDD

By Jessica
at 2016-01-13T14:46

超噁的啦！！

By Sandy
at 2016-01-15T09:08

幹！

By Franklin
at 2016-01-17T03:31

乾。有畫面

By Thomas
at 2016-01-18T21:53

幹你軟屌不要害我們也軟

By Kristin
at 2016-01-20T16:15

不要描述的這麼詳細>_<

By Dora
at 2016-01-22T10:37

哇哈哈~~~

By Daniel
at 2016-01-24T05:00

舔之前就是要洗乾淨啊!這不是應該的嗎?

By Margaret
at 2016-01-25T23:22

勇者

By Genevieve
at 2016-01-27T17:44

XDDDDD

By Jacob
at 2016-01-29T12:06

XDDDD

By Rae
at 2016-01-31T06:29

可以請問結婚幾年會走到這種階段嗎……

By Bennie
at 2016-02-02T00:51

快笑死...

By Ula
at 2016-02-03T19:13

我到底看了三小

By Ula
at 2016-02-05T13:35

為什麼不洗澡

By Audriana
at 2016-02-07T07:58

好哭

By Jake
at 2016-02-09T02:20

...........

By Catherine
at 2016-02-10T20:42

只能說勇者...

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-12T15:04

這就是不開燈的好處了…… ,推

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-14T09:27

要軟自己軟

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-02-16T03:49

幹..........3小

By Caitlin
at 2016-02-17T22:11

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Hedy
at 2016-02-19T16:33

我剛吃飽飯你讓我看這個!!!!

By Delia
at 2016-02-21T10:56

快笑死 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zanna
at 2016-02-23T05:18

哈哈哈大爆笑XDDD

By Caroline
at 2016-02-24T23:40

WTF

By Elizabeth
at 2016-02-26T18:02

會臭嗎xDDDD

By Valerie
at 2016-02-28T12:25

他沒洗嗎

By Zora
at 2016-03-01T06:47

哈哈哈哈，超好笑Der XDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-03T01:09

...

By Eartha
at 2016-03-04T19:31

貼心加點巧克力醬，錯了嗎？

By Joe
at 2016-03-06T13:54

幹都給你形容得太有畫面了！！

By Edwina
at 2016-03-08T08:16

幹泥娘我有陰影

By Andy
at 2016-03-10T02:38

xDDDDDDD

By Catherine
at 2016-03-11T21:00

哭哭啊

By Frederica
at 2016-03-13T15:23

笑噴XDD

By Andy
at 2016-03-15T09:45

先去洗澡吧

By Hedda
at 2016-03-17T04:07

乾超噁是我起碼軟一個禮拜以上

By Wallis
at 2016-03-18T22:29

殺小啊XDDDDDD

By David
at 2016-03-20T16:52

哈哈哈哈哈...幹...大笑...超噁!!

By Freda
at 2016-03-22T11:14

幹想像後結果畫面揮之不去

By Vanessa
at 2016-03-24T05:36

哈哈哈哈哈哈只能說100分

By Steve
at 2016-03-25T23:58

用屌塞回去呀！

By Susan
at 2016-03-27T18:21

害我腦中畫面揮之不去

By Hazel
at 2016-03-29T12:43

你讓我看了什麼

By Margaret
at 2016-03-31T07:05

太噁了

By Sarah
at 2016-04-02T01:27

幹！我笑死了！舔便人是你！

By Olive
at 2016-04-03T19:50

所以我每次都會沖乾淨

By Candice
at 2016-04-05T14:12

笑到肚陣子抽筋哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Rachel
at 2016-04-07T08:34

幹好有畫面XDDD

By Daniel
at 2016-04-09T02:56

嗚嗚好可憐

By Mary
at 2016-04-10T21:19

哈哈哈，很靠

By Poppy
at 2016-04-12T15:41

太猛啦xD

By Hazel
at 2016-04-14T10:03

勇者…=_=

By William
at 2016-04-16T04:25

閉著眼睛舔下去

By Tom
at 2016-04-17T22:48

幹好噁

By Kyle
at 2016-04-19T17:10

有畫面呀~~~~~~

By Joseph
at 2016-04-21T11:32

好北爛哈哈哈哈

By Tracy
at 2016-04-23T05:54

封你為愛妻舔屎王

By Kyle
at 2016-04-25T00:17

我到底看了三小…

By Rebecca
at 2016-04-26T18:39

幹我快笑死哈哈

By Puput
at 2016-04-28T13:01

太慘了啦...

By Bethany
at 2016-04-30T07:23

太有畫面了...

By Necoo
at 2016-05-02T01:46

施主你自盡巴

By Hardy
at 2016-05-03T20:08

金胎哥

By Adele
at 2016-05-05T14:30

噁

By Dorothy
at 2016-05-07T08:52

好有畫面...

By Puput
at 2016-05-09T03:15

幹Xd

By Frederic
at 2016-05-10T21:37

XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2016-05-12T15:59

你老婆知道你在嘲笑她嗎?

By Olivia
at 2016-05-14T10:21

哈哈

By Selena
at 2016-05-16T04:44

他奶奶的....很有畫面的噁!

By Emma
at 2016-05-17T23:06

蛔蟲哦

By Ingrid
at 2016-05-19T17:28

超有畫面拍拍

By Una
at 2016-05-21T11:50

笑慘

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-23T06:13

雖然有點同情但我不爭氣的笑了

By Poppy
at 2016-05-25T00:35

e04 太噁了啦哈哈哈

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-05-26T18:57

沒圖沒真相

By Selena
at 2016-05-28T13:19

幹，好噁

By Yuri
at 2016-05-30T07:42

我老公看完，因為同情內文老公，所以一同軟三天，表示哀
悼。

By Anthony
at 2016-06-01T02:04

幹，害我笑出來，被老闆罵”業績這麽差，還笑的出來”

By Lauren
at 2016-06-02T20:26

這...

By Rae
at 2016-06-04T14:48

還好我不舔B的

By Enid
at 2016-06-06T09:11

幹

By Xanthe
at 2016-06-08T03:33

小蟲蟲

By Harry
at 2016-06-09T21:55

幹這就是婚姻嗎

By Jessica
at 2016-06-11T16:17

幹根本勸世文

By Susan
at 2016-06-13T10:40

哈哈哈，J三小

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-06-15T05:02

那畫面太悲我不敢看XD

By Kama
at 2016-06-16T23:24

沒聽過乾加濕更乾淨麼

By Emma
at 2016-06-18T17:46

有畫面

By Zanna
at 2016-06-20T12:09

要軟自己軟啊fuck...

By Sandy
at 2016-06-22T06:31

哈哈ㄏ_ㄏ

By Michael
at 2016-06-24T00:53

笑了

By Tracy
at 2016-06-25T19:15

===============哀悼中=======葷腥屎糞垢奇兵=======

By Erin
at 2016-06-27T13:38

乾笑惹

By Ida
at 2016-06-29T08:00

哈

By Noah
at 2016-07-01T02:22

靠邀這是來報復社會的嗎-

By Joseph
at 2016-07-02T20:44

你讓眾版友軟屌是什麼意思??XD

By Connor
at 2016-07-04T15:07

太靠么了XD

By Caitlin
at 2016-07-06T09:29

XDDD

By Anthony
at 2016-07-08T03:51

推狗幹式

男人嫌做愛麻煩 - 成人話題討論

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