男人上廁所的時候 - 成人話題討論

By Selena
at 2015-06-18T10:11

Table of Contents

最近姐意外的發現了一件事

週末看完電影中強健的高跟鞋之後（明明就是看恐龍

不外乎大家都會排隊上廁所

就在姊經過男廁的時候給他喵了(?)一下

突然發現一個大事！

為啥男人上廁所時都要盯著自己的分身看？？？

大家都低頭是怎麼回事？？

總不是讚嘆自己的那根強壯好用吧.........

還是盯著看尿比較快？ amazing!!

有人可以幫姐解答一下嗎？

發文要附西斯點

最近姊工作壓力大，沒啥胃口又瘦了

但是另一種胃口倒是很好，兩三天就想來一次

然後又不小心迷上GTA 5實在是紓壓好遊戲

於是有一天就跟我家男人說

如果今天線上任務能保護我的話我就幫你搖出來不嫌累

結果我家男人擋子彈罵對方樣樣都來

連我脫衣打遊戲他都沒正眼看過來，真是值得依賴啊（大心

後來晚上搖出來後繼續搖到她抱頭大叫又是另一回事了>\\\\<

當晚的開戰前給大家傷傷眼了

http://i.imgur.com/vckUIR0.jpg

找不到鐵塔............

所以為什麼上廁所要盯著分身嘛～～

5樓你說你是不是怕鳥跑掉！

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Hedy
at 2015-06-20T21:25

我沒有啊！
沒有盯著分身看

By Hedwig
at 2015-06-23T08:40

五樓沒雞雞

By Dora
at 2015-06-25T19:54

你開槍都不瞄準的嗎? 而且盯著小便斗一直冒泡很有成就感

By Ursula
at 2015-06-28T07:09

我都盯著別人的分身看

By Belly
at 2015-06-30T18:23

射擊時不瞄準不是自射就是射別人

By Rosalind
at 2015-07-03T05:38

幹他跑掉怎麼辦

By Rachel
at 2015-07-05T16:52

身材真好

By John
at 2015-07-08T04:07

身材真的不錯

By Hamiltion
at 2015-07-10T15:21

就瞄準啊，才不會亂射

By Frederica
at 2015-07-13T02:36

和分身大眼瞪小眼

By John
at 2015-07-15T13:50

我也可以保護妳

By Madame
at 2015-07-18T01:05

看看有沒有髒髒的，順便瞄準啊...

By Agatha
at 2015-07-20T12:19

奶大肚子大~

By Rosalind
at 2015-07-22T23:34

我都不低頭看的阿我也不懂他們幹嘛都這樣看

By Donna
at 2015-07-25T10:48

開槍試瞄

By Quintina
at 2015-07-27T22:03

我都盯別人的分ㄕㄣ

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-07-30T09:17

還會捏一捏再泡一泡牛奶呢

By Erin
at 2015-08-01T20:32

米分

By Aaliyah
at 2015-08-04T07:46

一早弄這個！這樣好嗎？

By Selena
at 2015-08-06T19:01

身材好！

By Xanthe
at 2015-08-09T06:15

不看好尿到自己怎麼辦

By Damian
at 2015-08-11T17:30

我都看隔壁的

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-08-14T04:44

我都是看別人的鳥鳥有沒有飛走

By Damian
at 2015-08-16T15:59

不然要盯別人的喔

By Belly
at 2015-08-19T03:13

有時小便斗會有昆蟲可以用來瞄XD

By Doris
at 2015-08-21T14:28

Nice BOOBS and BUTT

By Thomas
at 2015-08-24T01:42

有新進信未看

By Heather
at 2015-08-26T12:57

妳下次裝一根水管進尿道體驗一下站著尿就知道了

By Margaret
at 2015-08-29T00:11

好身材給推...!

By Zenobia
at 2015-08-31T11:26

原po是正妹大家快上

By Poppy
at 2015-09-02T22:40

不會

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-09-05T09:55

當然是要扶著啊～～

By Queena
at 2015-09-07T21:09

Pass

By Agatha
at 2015-09-10T08:24

平常看不到上廁所時候當然好好關照一下

By Susan
at 2015-09-12T19:38

要先看看有沒有對準啊！再來看旁邊也很奇怪吧

By Elvira
at 2015-09-15T06:53

頭腦想著你眼看著分身

By Bennie
at 2015-09-17T18:07

看有沒有尿到隔壁身上啊ㄏ

By Elma
at 2015-09-20T05:22

渾圓飽滿

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-09-22T16:36

看牆上的靜思語幽默小品 1985政戰主任專線

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-25T03:51

因為女生看不到上上下下左右左右

By Enid
at 2015-09-27T15:05

有圖給推

By Rae
at 2015-09-30T02:20

妳不會問妳男友喔

By Jake
at 2015-10-02T13:34

耶

By Michael
at 2015-10-05T00:49

還沒搖出來的話,記得站內信

By Linda
at 2015-10-07T12:03

沒先瞄準會直接瞄到腳…老人家就滴褲子了

By Kama
at 2015-10-09T23:18

並不是每隻鳥都是垂直向下，而且小便斗內都會有凸起物，過
濾蓋或是樟腦丸
為了怕水柱力道太強噴到自己，通常都會看一下在瞄準發射

By Mason
at 2015-10-12T10:32

怕噴太高太猛噴到自己啊

By Candice
at 2015-10-14T21:47

怕飛掉當然要看好

By Kyle
at 2015-10-17T09:01

因為妳在偷看呀怕被妳偷看呀
妳這個大色狼

By Noah
at 2015-10-19T20:16

是看尿的顏色

By Madame
at 2015-10-22T07:30

要尿在對的地方，不然會反彈出來濺到自己

By Zanna
at 2015-10-24T18:45

這種胸型我一直很疑惑，因為很像整過的(下胸圍+標準碗
公),求解

By Gilbert
at 2015-10-27T05:59

我猜是遮點時會往上拉提,手放開說不定就正常了

By James
at 2015-10-29T17:14

要求手放開照來證明是否為假奶~~~ (叭叭)

By George
at 2015-11-01T04:28

遇到妳妳的男友真是令人羨慕啊^^

By Jacob
at 2015-11-03T15:43

真羨慕妳男友

By Eden
at 2015-11-06T02:57

瞄準啊

By Tom
at 2015-11-08T14:12

私人信箱》有新進信件還沒看科

By Megan
at 2015-11-11T01:26

這身材有點強大阿有腰線xd...

By Gilbert
at 2015-11-13T12:41

不是盯鳥是盯目標

By Irma
at 2015-11-15T23:55

好身材值得推

By Iris
at 2015-11-18T11:10

發文附圖造福鄉民給推!

By Sarah
at 2015-11-20T22:24

其實有"天地人"三種看法

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-11-23T09:39

靠，立馬開GTA5

By Eden
at 2015-11-25T20:53

在和小頭teamwork不看怎行

By Puput
at 2015-11-28T08:08

寄

By Sarah
at 2015-11-30T19:22

不盯著到時後亂噴很噁心好嗎!

By Leila
at 2015-12-03T06:37

自從小時候失誤噴到自己後來都會看

By Agnes
at 2015-12-05T17:51

當然要看著啊不小心把小便斗噴破了怎麼辦

By Enid
at 2015-12-08T05:06

已寄信

By Mason
at 2015-12-10T16:20

沒鐵塔就別找其他圖案了!!

By Jacky
at 2015-12-13T03:35

哇嗚～是不是米分米分白勺

By Leila
at 2015-12-15T14:49

不是阿萬一被人家搶走那我的子孫就千千萬萬個了

By Emily
at 2015-12-18T02:04

我都盯你的照片

By Andy
at 2015-12-20T13:18

奶還是好大

By John
at 2015-12-23T00:33

怕垂到小便斗的底

By Ingrid
at 2015-12-25T11:47

怕尿彈回來濺到自己，所以要低頭喬角度

By Mason
at 2015-12-27T23:02

吹口哨

By Frederic
at 2015-12-30T10:16

如果看電影看到硬起來，不看的話會噴太高要壓下去啊！

By Vanessa
at 2016-01-01T21:31

拍，拉，看瞄，射，不解釋

By Genevieve
at 2016-01-04T08:45

所以是上次的002學長嗎?

By Kelly
at 2016-01-06T20:00

控制力道怕把小便斗射穿，懂?

By Zanna
at 2016-01-09T07:14

胸型很美，但手指頭怎麼甜不辣

By Regina
at 2016-01-11T18:29

加我GTA好友，我也來保護你

By Margaret
at 2016-01-14T05:43

單挑

By Sandy
at 2016-01-16T16:58

要調角度阿幹平射小便斗會濺回來超髒所以要壓下去

By Queena
at 2016-01-19T04:12

壓太下去射到尿斗上的尿池也會濺上來所以角度要喬好

By Sandy
at 2016-01-21T15:27

要瞄準還要怕反彈噴到自己…

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-24T02:41

就跟妳拍照摸捏捏一樣阿看看有沒有甚麼問題單挑八

By Jessica
at 2016-01-26T13:56

怕噴到+1

By Rae
at 2016-01-29T01:10

還好我奈米屌看不到沒這困擾

By Candice
at 2016-01-31T12:25

鐵塔姊好久不見

By Hazel
at 2016-02-02T23:39

我都正視前方或是看小便斗,因為眼光看別的地方不禮貌

By Lauren
at 2016-02-05T10:54

怕飛走

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-02-07T22:08

五樓在這會看因為要扶好

By Victoria
at 2016-02-10T09:23

好久不見~~~

By Kama
at 2016-02-12T20:37

不然要原PO幫忙看嗎

By Madame
at 2016-02-15T07:52

我的分身需要抱著不然會垂到地板

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-02-17T19:06

你壞壞..

By Daniel
at 2016-02-20T06:21

左右搖擺調整射程

By Kama
at 2016-02-22T17:35

左線預備

By Poppy
at 2016-02-25T04:50

尺度變小了喔

By Daniel
at 2016-02-27T16:04

手指龍

By Joe
at 2016-03-01T03:19

好像是KG

By Andy
at 2016-03-03T14:33

手又粗又短

By Blanche
at 2016-03-06T01:48

水柱太強，怕噴的到處都是

By Dora
at 2016-03-08T13:02

射擊任務！

By Tracy
at 2016-03-11T00:17

啊嘶~

By William
at 2016-03-13T11:31

小便斗有異物比如說X毛我會瞄準射到中間讓它被流掉

By Tracy
at 2016-03-15T22:46

搖久也是會膩的..炫耀個屁

By Noah
at 2016-03-18T10:00

妳GTA 5 開槍都不用看準心嗎

By Tom
at 2016-03-20T21:15

D奶

By Edwina
at 2016-03-23T08:29

嫩嫩的

By Dinah
at 2016-03-25T19:44

醜人多作怪

By Lauren
at 2016-03-28T06:58

手指好肥短.....

By Steve
at 2016-03-30T18:13

手指頭好短 ~

By Aaliyah
at 2016-04-02T05:27

怕有人搶去吃吧！

By George
at 2016-04-04T16:42

有貼笑話格言嘴砲宣導之類的我會看小卡

By Heather
at 2016-04-07T03:56

甜不辣手~~

By Ivy
at 2016-04-09T15:11

不如妳跟我到廁所來研究一下吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-04-12T02:25

知道這個要幹嘛？分明就是要來滿足虛榮心的，無聊

By Jacky
at 2016-04-14T13:40

排隊

By Adele
at 2016-04-17T00:54

超肥的還一堆人說身材好

By Agnes
at 2016-04-19T12:09

圖文不符.....

By Heather
at 2016-04-21T23:23

要看啊一不注意就撞到底

By Leila
at 2016-04-24T10:38

看有沒有變小

By Sarah
at 2016-04-26T21:52

怕小鳥飛到女廁...

By Eartha
at 2016-04-29T09:07

下次記得手指要修一下喔

By Caroline
at 2016-05-01T20:21

怕滴到鞋子

By Mary
at 2016-05-04T07:36

手指我無法

By Hedy
at 2016-05-06T18:50

不用瞄準喔

By Agatha
at 2016-05-09T06:05

羨慕

By Annie
at 2016-05-11T17:19

南半球不錯想舔

By Delia
at 2016-05-14T04:34

當然要盯著, 不小心打壞小便斗怎麼辦

By Jacky
at 2016-05-16T15:48

這手指...

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-19T03:03

其實我家閃光也問過欸後來有一天我想到一個方法
帶她去公廁(男)假裝自己是男生尿尿進去15秒在出來(我有
計時時間到手機響)她一出來就說"只可意會不可言傳"我:懂
了吧XD

By Catherine
at 2016-05-21T14:17

單挑阿

By Agnes
at 2016-05-24T01:32

太神啦

By Selena
at 2016-05-26T12:46

安捏，又圖文不符，問題還硬擠==

By Carol
at 2016-05-29T00:01

那個肚子

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-05-31T11:15

因為後座力的關係，不盯好火力線，造成濺射不要緊，造成
自殘而濕鞋或濕褲，就很難走出廁所了。以上！

By Jacky
at 2016-06-02T22:30

別說盯著看了，我還要開燈呢…因為怕找不到R

By Olga
at 2016-06-05T09:44

老二才是本體啊！大頭是分身，當然要盯著本尊

By Rae
at 2016-06-07T20:59

認真回，怕射歪呀。這樣掃地阿姨很辛苦der

By Callum
at 2016-06-10T08:13

東方人，小小的，不看的話會尿到褲子

By Andrew
at 2016-06-12T19:28

萬一射歪輕則弄髒廁所重則尿溼褲子在外面會很糗

By Harry
at 2016-06-15T06:42

看到手指軟一半

By Sandy
at 2016-06-17T17:57

現實不順遂吼

By Edith
at 2016-06-20T05:11

下盤很穩

By Dora
at 2016-06-22T16:26

明明手指感覺不瘦

By Sandy
at 2016-06-25T03:40

到底多想紅？

By Ivy
at 2016-06-27T14:55

怕尿歪懂?

By Doris
at 2016-06-30T02:09

推好身材，回看有沒有尿到別的地方

By Andy
at 2016-07-02T13:24

甜不拉手閉嘴

By Damian
at 2016-07-05T00:38

小便斗有個準心，對準準心就會得分，滿分可以免費洗手

By Connor
at 2016-07-07T11:53

甜不辣手誒所以腰會細應該只有這個角度ㄎ

By Caitlin
at 2016-07-09T23:07

這指甲容易卡髒東西吧.........

By Margaret
at 2016-07-12T10:22

怕噴力太強回彈打到自己

By Hardy
at 2016-07-14T21:36

肥龍

By Margaret
at 2016-07-17T08:51

感恩懶覺讚嘆懶覺啊

By Andrew
at 2016-07-19T20:05

頭殼麻麻

By Enid
at 2016-07-22T07:20

手

By Olive
at 2016-07-24T18:34

吸氣肚子上提，選個角度就會拍來瘦了，可惜手指洩露了

By Regina
at 2016-07-27T05:49

怕戳爆小便斗

By Lily
at 2016-07-29T17:03

練習能不能準確的射入排水洞

By Irma
at 2016-08-01T04:18

難道要抬頭看旁邊的嗎：！！

By Faithe
at 2016-08-03T15:32

會看哪裡髒阿順便清一下妳有問妳男人嗎

By Catherine
at 2016-08-06T02:47

看一下比較安心有一次尿到一半一隻超大蟑螂爬出來嚇到
鳥都縮起來

By Tracy
at 2016-08-08T14:01

如果尿滴到鞋子妳要幫我舔？

By Hedwig
at 2016-08-11T01:16

甜不辣

By Blanche
at 2016-08-13T12:30

我上廁所前都會先吐一口痰

By Necoo
at 2016-08-15T23:45

妳住海邊@@

By Audriana
at 2016-08-18T10:59

不看自己的，不然要看別人的嗎？？^^

By Hardy
at 2016-08-20T22:14

小便斗有蒼蠅必須射牠

By Tracy
at 2016-08-23T09:28

怕噴到褲子r

By Edwina
at 2016-08-25T20:43

要瞄準阿不然很容易反彈到自己

By Anthony
at 2016-08-28T07:57

單挑啊

By Agnes
at 2016-08-30T19:12

膀胱無力要看有沒有尿出來了

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-09-02T06:26

沒鐵塔給噓

By Aaliyah
at 2016-09-04T17:41

為啥不問你家的?

By Jack
at 2016-09-07T04:55

手指頭很.....

By Odelette
at 2016-09-09T16:10

只是想秀圖吧zzz

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-09-12T03:24

這圖非常不舒服

By Iris
at 2016-09-14T14:39

By Adele
at 2016-09-17T01:53

是沒男朋友逆不知道要扶著好好瞄準嗎

By Puput
at 2016-09-19T13:08

應該不瘦.........

By Puput
at 2016-09-22T00:22

太小找不到

By Agatha
at 2016-09-24T11:37

不然咧，射到衣服你要洗嗎

By Doris
at 2016-09-26T22:51

你在信義區也會想抬頭仰望101吧

By Megan
at 2016-09-29T10:06

女生也要注意，別讓小鳥飛進去

By Agatha
at 2016-10-01T21:20

不盯著看很容易尿到外面去

By Damian
at 2016-10-04T08:35

GTA5訂購中…

By Madame
at 2016-10-06T19:49

你不知道開槍都要先瞄準的嗎，太強射到隔壁怎麼辦

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-10-09T07:04

純噓奶圖

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-10-11T18:18

啊斯>\\\<

By John
at 2016-10-14T05:33

很好奇連這樣都嫌肥的人有沒有交過女朋友

By Bethany
at 2016-10-16T16:47

因為不知道要看哪啊我每次上公廁都很尷尬尤其沒隔板的
最討厭

By Agatha
at 2016-10-19T04:02

手指粗短

By Emma
at 2016-10-21T15:16

這種......還一堆人推

By Isabella
at 2016-10-24T02:31

指甲剪一下好嗎好噁

By Harry
at 2016-10-26T13:45

都快爆惹原PO一定覺得很爽

By Callum
at 2016-10-29T01:00

真的有傷到眼....

By Liam
at 2016-10-31T12:14

88888888888爽888888888888811111奶111116666乳66666

By Gary
at 2016-11-02T23:29

幫補

By Franklin
at 2016-11-05T10:43

醜

By Jacky
at 2016-11-07T21:58

好看啊

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-11-10T09:12

噓指甲

By Frederic
at 2016-11-12T20:27

哈哈哈哈

By Jacky
at 2016-11-15T07:41

我跟兄弟惺惺相惜情不自禁

By Oliver
at 2016-11-17T18:56

龍還想縮小腹可憐

By Ivy
at 2016-11-20T06:10

不酥湖

By Isla
at 2016-11-22T17:25

奶圖必噓端正西斯版風

By Enid
at 2016-11-25T04:39

又被推文騙進來了

By Ursula
at 2016-11-27T15:54

胖到不行幹

By Faithe
at 2016-11-30T03:08

粗手指

By Kristin
at 2016-12-02T14:23

怕太長會搓到小便斗，感覺很髒

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