用衛生紙打手槍都會黏在龜頭上... - 成人話題討論

By Emily
at 2015-01-14T13:08

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本魯是個喜歡打手槍的男人，就像在座各位一樣
可是打槍總有個小困擾：打完槍已後，被弄濕的衛生紙經常破得一蹋糊塗
碎掉的濕衛生紙屑就會黏在龜頭、馬眼、包皮周圍，要清理的時候超麻煩
我割過包皮(不知道這有沒有影響?)，龜頭面積很大，有時候整個龜頭都被濕衛生紙黏住
更麻煩的是跑進馬眼的衛生紙屑，幹超難清
如果懶墮一點，過個幾分鐘要清理就開始痛苦了...把乾掉的衛生紙蟹從龜頭、馬眼撕下

幹，好痛痛痛痛痛

各位男人有類似的困擾嗎？問題是出在哪，姿勢？衛生紙材質?還是身體/洨狀況?
認真請益，剛剛清的那一發害我指甲捏到龜頭，痛死了>"<

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By Tom
at 2015-01-15T10:22

戴套...

By Lydia
at 2015-01-16T07:36

乾掉撕下來的感覺超爽的

By Mia
at 2015-01-17T04:50

我都請樓下幫我清

By Candice
at 2015-01-18T02:04

沾到衛生紙就用水洗啊

By Delia
at 2015-01-18T23:18

用酒精擦完點火就光溜溜的

By Hardy
at 2015-01-19T20:32

菜瓜布刷一刷就好啦

By Kumar
at 2015-01-20T17:46

剪掉就好會重長一根真的我試過

By Irma
at 2015-01-21T15:00

鋼刷刷比較乾淨

By Leila
at 2015-01-22T12:14

找五樓代尻

By Hedy
at 2015-01-23T09:28

用濕紙巾乾加濕更乾淨

By Sarah
at 2015-01-24T06:41

手指沾水抹掉就好了啊

By Daniel
at 2015-01-25T03:55

洗一下是很難喔不覺得鳥臭臭?

By Queena
at 2015-01-26T01:09

用棉條塞進去

By Oscar
at 2015-01-26T22:23

我都不擦的，才會有天然體香

By Vanessa
at 2015-01-27T19:37

用嘴巴舔下來

By William
at 2015-01-28T16:51

用剉刀刮下來

By Blanche
at 2015-01-29T14:05

去用砂輪機磨阿傻傻的

By William
at 2015-01-30T11:19

沖水就掉了有這麼難嗎

By Barb Cronin
at 2015-01-31T08:33

再來一發就好了

By Charlie
at 2015-02-01T05:47

想起就可版某篇…入伍的糗事

By Erin
at 2015-02-02T03:01

用廚房紙巾不會喔

By Jessica
at 2015-02-03T00:15

水水水水水水水水水水水水水水水

By Lauren
at 2015-02-03T21:29

濕紙巾冰冰涼涼的，擦完很舒暢是好物

By Isla
at 2015-02-04T18:43

拿砂紙摩一摩~~~~

By Iris
at 2015-02-05T15:57

原來濕式衛生紙是為你發明的

By Susan
at 2015-02-06T13:10

廚房紙巾+1

By Charlotte
at 2015-02-07T10:24

http://ppt.cc/ZVSB

By Dinah
at 2015-02-08T07:38

就讓他黏一整天就好啦

By Frederica
at 2015-02-09T04:52

乾掉撕下來很爽+1

By Hedwig
at 2015-02-10T02:06

家庭計畫一打25塊很好用的

By Dinah
at 2015-02-10T23:20

不會用抹布逆

By Delia
at 2015-02-11T20:34

用自慰套啊

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-02-12T17:48

如果乾擦都擦不乾淨那上廁所呢？

By Anonymous
at 2015-02-13T15:02

用水沖就好了這麼懶喔

By Olive
at 2015-02-14T12:16

用拭鏡紙阿都不會破也不會有屑屑

By Zora
at 2015-02-15T09:30

用鹽酸沖ㄧ沖，順便滋潤ㄧ下馬眼

By Gilbert
at 2015-02-16T06:44

拿垃圾桶接不就好了

By Tom
at 2015-02-17T03:58

大便直接泡進水裡就掉了快試試看

By Anonymous
at 2015-02-18T01:12

去漬油到下去

By Heather
at 2015-02-18T22:26

砂紙嚕一嚕

By Kumar
at 2015-02-19T19:39

阿雞溼教你用800的水砂紙咻一下就掉了

By Rae
at 2015-02-20T16:53

已知用火

By Ethan
at 2015-02-21T14:07

我不懂你為什麼要用衛生紙？

By Agnes
at 2015-02-22T11:21

宅宅你連用水沖洗都懶，剁懶叫算了啦

By Emma
at 2015-02-23T08:35

請用水清洗

By Delia
at 2015-02-24T05:49

不會自己舔掉嗎

By Iris
at 2015-02-25T03:03

去驗一下血糖喔，太黏了。

By Madame
at 2015-02-26T00:17

砍掉重練

By Madame
at 2015-02-26T21:31

真的不敢拔下來的話可以用透明膠帶黏

By Poppy
at 2015-02-27T18:45

廣告打很大的濕式衛生紙還可以丟馬桶

By Connor
at 2015-02-28T15:59

乾加濕更乾淨

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-03-01T13:13

要射之前衛生紙離遠點

By Genevieve
at 2015-03-02T10:27

衛生紙不都用來接的嗎？

By Olga
at 2015-03-03T07:41

可以沾丙酮阿

By Daph Bay
at 2015-03-04T04:55

衛生紙接然後去廁所洗

By Wallis
at 2015-03-05T02:08

你知道烤香腸嗎？！對就是那樣！

By Blanche
at 2015-03-05T23:22

用火燒掉

By William
at 2015-03-06T20:36

請用長纖維的衛生紙

By Edith
at 2015-03-07T17:50

先把老二用3M超強力膠帶纏起來像木乃伊老二再擦阿

By Lucy
at 2015-03-08T15:04

你家沒有吸塵器嗎

By James
at 2015-03-09T12:18

用打火機把他曬乾就自己掉下來了

By Yedda
at 2015-03-10T09:32

聽說拿演唱會門票魯一下就起來了

By Isla
at 2015-03-11T06:46

這回應也太歪了哈哈哈哈

By Harry
at 2015-03-12T04:00

濕紙巾

By Callum
at 2015-03-13T01:14

我都叫女朋友趕快過來接 ^-^

By Hedwig
at 2015-03-13T22:28

馬桶刷啊

By Iris
at 2015-03-14T19:42

打個蠟再用細砂紙磨一下

By Tracy
at 2015-03-15T16:56

用砂輪機磨ㄧ磨就好了

By Annie
at 2015-03-16T14:10

沾水就可以弄掉了啊硬尻會起火

By Wallis
at 2015-03-17T11:24

廚房紙巾

By Bethany
at 2015-03-18T08:37

越黏越多可以讓你的GG變得越來越大

By Olga
at 2015-03-19T05:51

我有60的鑽石輪借你用

By Oscar
at 2015-03-20T03:05

真心推薦廚房紙巾

By Agatha
at 2015-03-21T00:19

噴wd-40

By Donna
at 2015-03-21T21:33

你可以用菜瓜布阿

By Blanche
at 2015-03-22T18:47

來人！押下去！刷馬眼五十！

By Donna
at 2015-03-23T16:01

我都不管的耶現在整隻屌都是白色的了

By Bennie
at 2015-03-24T13:15

我都沒擦，變成雪人兄弟了

By Catherine
at 2015-03-25T10:29

好白好厚的弟弟

By Anthony
at 2015-03-26T07:43

整隻屌白色好有畫面XD

By Tracy
at 2015-03-27T04:57

白色巨屌

By Erin
at 2015-03-28T02:11

白色巨屌幹超好笑XD

By David
at 2015-03-28T23:25

像是骨折打石膏的感覺欸

By Brianna
at 2015-03-29T20:39

用什麼衛生紙往窗外射就好

By Agnes
at 2015-03-30T17:53

砍掉裝假屌

By Rae
at 2015-03-31T15:06

討

By Kyle
at 2015-04-01T12:20

三彩水腊

By William
at 2015-04-02T09:34

白色巨屌xd

By Gary
at 2015-04-03T06:48

剪掉就好啦

By Quintina
at 2015-04-04T04:02

用金相實驗那一套阿~4種砂紙+研磨拋光

By Isabella
at 2015-04-05T01:16

白膠乾了可以黏屑屑

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-04-05T22:30

是不會用水沖逆

By Doris
at 2015-04-06T19:44

可以抹德國百靈油不錯

By Emily
at 2015-04-07T16:58

r20等你

By Eartha
at 2015-04-08T14:12

去沖水不就得了…

By Carol
at 2015-04-09T11:26

為啥要那麼近不懂

By Zora
at 2015-04-10T08:40

用25號磨砂紙磨就可以了壞了樓樓下收

By Todd Johnson
at 2015-04-11T05:54

撕下來擦屁股

By Tracy
at 2015-04-12T03:08

衛生紙有分可分解不可分解

By Callum
at 2015-04-13T00:22

乙炔氧焊燒一燒就好

By Rae
at 2015-04-13T21:35

衛生紙太薄了換舒潔三層的

By Necoo
at 2015-04-14T18:49

木工用快乾膠是你的好朋友，快，還要更快

By Dinah
at 2015-04-15T16:03

推一下25號砂紙我常用還不錯

By Necoo
at 2015-04-16T13:17

推薦砂紙 400號很爽

By Charlotte
at 2015-04-17T10:31

用濕紙巾勒

By Candice
at 2015-04-18T07:45

我記得之前有一篇介紹用濕毛巾

By Jacob
at 2015-04-19T04:59

你是捅進整包衛生紙?

By Olive
at 2015-04-20T02:13

濕紙巾啊！

By Jacob
at 2015-04-20T23:27

洗澡阿

用衛生紙打手槍都會黏在龜頭上... - 成人話題討論

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