用蒟蒻打屁股嘗試心得(附圖) - 成人話題討論

Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-08-21T15:54

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大家最近都在感性發文慶賀站慶
是該要來發個廢文取樂(?)大家

看到這個標題
不知道有沒有人想起或是知道之前日本有一個很有名(?)的討論串
是在講一個女生表示她被老媽發現光著身子在房間用蒟蒻打自己的屁股

(傳送門→http://goo.gl/GbhnXs

廢人如小女子在下我
實在太好奇究竟是有多麼舒爽才會讓她欲罷不能

所以
我就去美廉社買了蒟蒻(NT.3X)
決定來自己嘗試看看

http://i.imgur.com/ZKU5ar6.jpg

打開以前
濕濕的 冰冰的
然後包裝袋沒味道

打開以後

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嗯...

好臭。

臭死了
而且包裝袋裡面的水一直滴

有海鮮味啊
更確切的說很像是鮑魚的味道啊
沒錯我是在說雙關

搞得自己一手淫水味以後
好不容易用自來水洗了兩三次
味道散去之後
就要開始蒟蒻打屁屁的動作了

http://i.imgur.com/dqOqlYd.jpg

一開始試水溫 輕輕的打幾下
冰冰的 軟軟的
打在脂肪過剩的屁股上
發出好像做愛的時候男人撞擊我後面的聲音
不自覺的有點濕了

接著開始用力
在作用力與反作用力底下
它開始會自己稍微反彈 只要手腕一直動
它就會啪啪啪啪的響著
有點痛 有點像是男人的手摸了冰水之後打著屁股
不自覺叫加上扭屁股

一開始有猶豫過會不會一打下去就爆裂
不過發現因為很厚實 所以完全不會斷裂

打一打以後
變得超級想要
不小心就開始研發用蒟蒻磨蹭自己身體

http://i.imgur.com/JIDasWU.jpg

磨蹭胸部
冰冰的 乳頭不自覺的就勃起了>\\<

然後磨蹭胯下(恕我無法放圖)
超級冰!超級涼!像人含冰水用舌頭舔!
可惜的是蒟蒻比較軟 也比較大塊 跟靈活堅硬的舌頭比起來還是差了一些

至於塞進去…太大塊又太軟了好像不好塞

嗯,有點玩上癮了

歡迎大家來分享類似的奇怪文章
如果看到有興趣的類似體驗歡迎分享
我下次就來嘗試看看好了XD

謝謝大家



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Tags: 做愛

All Comments

Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-08-23T12:11
身體力行的心得文!給推
記得回我站內信
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-08-25T08:28
下次可以試試棒狀蒟蒻
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-08-27T04:45
玩食物XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2015-08-29T01:02
推實驗精神
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-08-30T21:19
然後被家人看到了對吧XD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-09-01T17:36
哇嗚 真是無奇不有阿
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-09-03T13:53
選我 我的跟蒟蒻一樣
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-09-05T10:10
我也有蒟蒻要一起玩嗎
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-09-07T06:27
真有實驗精神
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2015-09-09T02:44
不要玩食物………………玩我就好了
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-09-10T23:01
冒險王就是妳了!
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-09-12T19:18
還是肉棒好
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-09-14T15:35
會爆
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-09-16T11:52
wwwwwwww你讓我有衝出去買一塊來玩的衝動
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-09-18T08:09
不推不行呀!太有實驗精神了
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-09-20T04:26
好像很好玩欸!!!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-09-22T00:43
選我選我
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-09-23T21:00
要被打找我就好了啊
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-09-25T17:17
...這個 好像會爆
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2015-09-27T13:34
胸前那個是玫瑰刺青?
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-09-29T09:51
推 圖片 有誠意
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-10-01T06:08
玩完當晚餐
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-10-03T02:25
其實用一大片鮭魚更舒服,邊打邊吃
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-10-04T22:42
圖文並茂有誠意,推
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-10-06T18:59
大自然真奇妙
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-10-08T15:16
有實驗精神有推
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2015-10-10T11:33
阿斯
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-10-12T07:50
第一張好犯規
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-10-14T04:07
天啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 居然真的有人玩蒟蒻
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2015-10-16T00:24
我居然輸給一片蒟蒻………
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2015-10-17T20:41
我以為只有我動過這念頭....
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2015-10-19T16:58
好像不錯玩耶,男生有什麼玩法?
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2015-10-21T13:15
不要糟蹋食物好嗎?等等患拿熱熔條打你
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2015-10-23T09:32
請用我的蒟蒻拍打妳
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-10-25T05:49
好像不錯玩
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-10-27T02:06
男生可以把蒟蒻包住屌 然後打手槍 就像實戰一下 等人實驗
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2015-10-28T22:23
用完還可以吃掉當減肥餐,一舉數得
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2015-10-30T18:40
有圖給推!這屁屁我喜歡!
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-11-01T14:57
我這有批蒟蒻好便宜
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-11-03T11:14
肚子好大
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-11-05T07:31
是你!!!
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-11-07T03:48
不要玩食物 玩我就好
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-11-09T00:05
不要玩食物
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-11-10T20:22
樓下的褲子裡也跟蒟蒻一樣軟
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-11-12T16:39
日本人真的沒有極限...
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2015-11-14T12:56
男人有素肚 女人有蒟蒻 是這樣嗎
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-11-16T09:13
##########################[擊臀摑臉蒟蒻砲]#######
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-11-18T05:30
俚金病泰
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-11-20T01:47
%%%%%
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-11-21T22:04
我怎麼知道你是男是女
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2015-11-23T18:21
這屁股!
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-11-25T14:38
不要玩食物((還我
David avatar
By David
at 2015-11-27T10:55
頭髮必切 給推
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-11-29T07:12
登入次數:689 XD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-12-01T03:29
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-12-02T23:46
超讚的...
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-12-04T20:03
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-12-06T16:20
妳真有趣,要不要試鋼鐵人,選我就對了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-12-08T12:37
肉肉的屁股跟奶奶
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2015-12-10T08:54
幹 硬了啦 蒟蒻不好玩要玩肉棒啦
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2015-12-12T05:11
用完可以吃,然後可以聽懂一些奇怪的語言。
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2015-12-14T01:28
單挑
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-12-15T21:45
我可以
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2015-12-17T18:02
推~~~
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-12-19T14:19
妳不喜歡軟的我可以給妳硬的
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-12-21T10:36
龍妹安安
David avatar
By David
at 2015-12-23T06:53
爾康:不要玩食物
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-12-25T03:10
幹我笑了
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2015-12-26T23:27
....
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-12-28T19:44
熱賣中……
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-12-30T16:01
好酷XDDD 葉佩文啦XDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-01-01T12:18
打完記得吃掉
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-01-03T08:35
到時候蒟蒻買蒟蒻會很尷尬XDD
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-01-05T04:52
情趣用品店:最新商品~蒟篛
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-01-07T01:09
幹我要試
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-01-08T21:26
免費出租雙手
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2016-01-10T17:43
無聊
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-01-12T14:00
女用版本素肚?
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2016-01-14T10:17
實驗精神推
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-01-16T06:34
http://i.imgur.com/uDIlFr8.jpg
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-01-18T02:51
明天來試試
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-01-19T23:08
所以媽媽有發現嗎?
Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2016-01-21T19:25
好厲害
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-01-23T15:42
XDDDDD 不要玩食物!!!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2016-01-25T11:59
沒有試試看被媽媽看到的時候
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-01-27T08:16
不要這樣玩吃的啦!!!! 嗯下班就去買蒟蒻~~
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2016-01-29T04:33
WTF...
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-01-31T00:50
以為男生才會玩蒟蒻……
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-02-01T21:07
.....Discovery 流言終結者嗎
Una avatar
By Una
at 2016-02-03T17:24
幹妳太帥了
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-02-05T13:41
...下次請去市場買大塊仙草或愛玉... 不敢買我幫妳買
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-02-07T09:58
蒟蒻男報到,選我代替它
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-02-09T06:15
超商:奇怪 最近一堆人買蒟蒻
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-02-11T02:32
有圖就得推
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-02-12T22:49
哩金變態
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-02-14T19:06
我好想當蒟蒻
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-02-16T15:23
看原文討論串快笑死XDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2016-02-18T11:40
你有讓你弟吃嗎
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-02-20T07:57
三小……
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-02-22T04:14
優秀!!!
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2016-02-24T00:31
我吃
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2016-02-25T20:48
日本那串超好笑
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-02-27T17:05
別玩弄食物,感覺在第三國家,還有很多人吃不飽。(除非
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-02-29T13:22
之後吃掉吧)
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-03-02T09:39
看完感覺好像真的很好玩!
George avatar
By George
at 2016-03-04T05:56
我知道怎幫愛玉變硬..我來幫妳買就好
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-03-06T02:13
你浪費食物!玉皇大帝派我來懲罰妳
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-03-07T22:30
XD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-03-09T18:47
重點就是蒟蒻可以放到綠豆湯跟咖哩裡面!?顆顆
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-03-11T15:04
熱融膠條用完也是能拿去黏東西啊~
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-03-13T11:21
問題是熱溶膠條超痛啊…
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-03-15T07:38
有沒有蒟蒻概念股!?
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-03-17T03:55
不要玩食物啦XDD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-03-19T00:12
你真的拿嚕過下體的蒟蒻加到咖哩跟綠豆湯?
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-20T20:29
我以為是男生用來插的 女生?
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-03-22T16:46
下次試試用肉棒打
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-03-24T13:03
封妳為蒟蒻王
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-26T09:20
BOOM!
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-03-28T05:37
這不就來幫爆了
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-30T01:54
在男人有了素雞之後 女人也有蒟蒻了
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-03-31T22:11
對實驗心得…還有記得要吃掉唷!
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-04-02T18:28
我可以當你的底迪嗎 ?
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-04-04T14:45
還好蒟蒻沒壞
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-04-06T11:02
也太古錐了
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2016-04-08T07:19
不要玩食物
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-04-10T03:36
我這不就來幫惹
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-04-11T23:53
所以玩完蒟蒻有跟小幫手怎樣嗎???
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-04-13T20:10
蒟蒻女王..
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2016-04-15T16:27
推實驗精神,明天買來試試
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-04-17T12:44
請別約我吃蒟蒻綠豆湯,謝謝
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-04-19T09:01
何必自己打呢?有需要就吩咐我一聲就好。隨傳隨到
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-04-21T05:18
幹有種就玩我不要玩食物
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-04-23T01:35
好肥 好小
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2016-04-24T21:52
建議多練深蹲
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-04-26T18:09
選我選我 我舉弱男
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2016-04-28T14:26
手指頭怎麼那麼可愛....XD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-04-30T10:43
太猛了!!!
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2016-05-02T07:00
太猛!
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-05-04T03:17
素肚
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-05-05T23:34
稍微先加熱之後會比較好,不過記得別太熱會燙傷,溫溫
的就好
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2016-05-07T19:51
玩完別浪費阿,寄給我
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-05-09T16:08
所以蒟蒻的下場到底是?
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-05-11T12:25
歡迎光臨美廉社啊
David avatar
By David
at 2016-05-13T08:42
選我用蒟蒻打妳!咦
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-15T04:59
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2016-05-17T01:16
不推不可
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-05-18T21:33
你真是太有戲了,安安缺男友嗎
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2016-05-20T17:50
一直強調咖哩跟綠豆湯XDDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-05-22T14:07
挺q的
John avatar
By John
at 2016-05-24T10:24
看完好想吃原po屁屁(?
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-05-26T06:41
天啊 不要玩食物啦 你可以在冰箱裡囤貨
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-05-28T02:58
可惡 原本想睡覺的 已寄信
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-05-29T23:15
這個身材相當不錯阿
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-05-31T19:32
妳這有創意 10分
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2016-06-02T15:49
蒟蒻王4ni 要不要玩我的蒟蒻>///<
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-06-04T12:06
妳真的很閒吼
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-06-06T08:23
應徵小幫手拉!
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-06-08T04:40
放開那蒟蒻,有種衝我來
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-06-10T00:57
咖哩蒟蒻鮮味綠豆湯 感覺好難喝啊啊啊
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2016-06-11T21:14
不要玩食物
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-13T17:31
屁股很大 頂起來應該很舒服
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-06-15T13:48
好吃又好玩
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-17T10:05
我的鼻血……
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2016-06-19T06:22
變態 我喜歡
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2016-06-21T02:39
有圖又有創意
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-06-22T22:56
用什麼拍的效果不錯
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2016-06-24T19:13
好像很有趣耶 \⊙▽⊙/
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2016-06-26T15:30
有實驗精神給推
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2016-06-28T11:47
收過你的巧克力來推一下~ 好險你不是拿巧克力來玩(誤
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2016-06-30T08:04
哩金價五告變態
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2016-07-02T04:21
拍打過的蒟蒻好吃嗎 ?
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2016-07-04T00:38
這篇有點厲害,害我想試
William avatar
By William
at 2016-07-05T20:55
幹~你肚子都跟老馬他老婆一樣大了
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2016-07-07T17:12
寄信了 單挑
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2016-07-09T13:29
不要玩食物!!
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-07-11T09:46
乾脆拿熱熔膠棒吧....
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2016-07-13T06:03
這屁股,我可以
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-07-15T02:20
試試看用綠豆打屁股的感覺吧
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-07-16T22:37
別浪費,拍打完記得做成一道菜。
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By Queena
at 2016-07-18T18:54
我以後怎能面對蒟蒻?!
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By Ethan
at 2016-07-20T15:11
居然這樣也可以XD推實驗精神~還有屁屁好漂亮>\\<
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-07-22T11:28
有圖有創意給推
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By Susan
at 2016-07-24T07:45
我可以
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By Hedwig
at 2016-07-26T04:02
屁屁漂亮
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By Madame
at 2016-07-28T00:19
有種ARuFa的感覺...XD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-07-29T20:36
封你為蒟蒻女
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By Lydia
at 2016-07-31T16:53
我到底看了三小…
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By Tracy
at 2016-08-02T13:10
誠收蒟蒻…
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By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-04T09:27
所以玩完有吃掉嗎
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By Edwina
at 2016-08-06T05:44
攜帶式靜香
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By Selena
at 2016-08-08T02:01
屁股怎麼是方的
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By Jessica
at 2016-08-09T22:18
樓下蒟蒻屌
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By Adele
at 2016-08-11T18:35
幹正方形垂屁股好噁心,肚子也太大了吧!

還是想約

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By Olga
at 2015-08-21T10:28
※ 引述《allaloveu (時間 是不等待的)》之銘言: : 話說 我已經3X了 : 雖然比不上西濕版上的每個人都30起跳 : 但至少我也讓曾跟我%%的女人 各個說很爽 : 回想起第一次 : 那是我在網路上約的 : 應該已經有10年之久了吧 : 不過那不是重點 我那時候還是什麼都不懂 : 就這樣被開發了 ...

老公要求我改變

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By Delia
at 2015-08-21T10:27
※ 引述《sexKinsey (西斯板匿名專用)》之銘言: : 結婚快四年 雙胞胎快2歲 : 我是全職媽快30歲 住婆家 : 老公30出頭歲 ㄧ直不滿意工作現況 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 這是所有問題的起源 沒有好的安穩的環境 就很難有好的性愛品質 : 好幾個月了 ...

一首唱不完的歌

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By Catherine
at 2015-08-21T07:43
這標題被蠻多歌曲作詞人寫進歌裡。 PTT跟西斯板對我來說正是這樣一首歌。 好好註冊一個帳號,不再用訪客身份登入,那時想在PTT寫故事,而我選擇在西斯寫,原 因應該是廖大等等一些寫手讓我發現,原來西斯有滿滿的創作能量。 故事說著說著,被正妹小板主收到精華區真開心,就是後來板務人員變動緣故,精華區裡 的故事 ...

這是妳送我最好的情人節禮物

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By Iris
at 2015-08-21T02:34
今天大家都玩的開心嗎? 還是正在%%%%%%%%%呢? 別%太久明天都還要上班呢。 恕我在這幸福的夜晚 廢話幾句 今天收到了一封訊息 是前女友傳來的 有看我前文的不知道有沒有印象一個櫃姊 對,讓我綠綠的那個櫃姊 很貼心的在我入伍前兩天當綠光戰警 我連兵變都沒得嘴那個櫃姊 我們 ...

情慾掙扎。

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By Tom
at 2015-08-21T01:33
「我這一輩子,就只想跟妳做愛。」 你說著,我卻只覺得你傻得有些可愛 肉體上的單純玩樂,何以能夠走得進心中,我只是笑著要你進來,給我我要的高潮。 或許,只有不顧一切的笑著 才會記得眼前的這個你,我不能愛。 --- 坐在浴室裡,我點起了菸,在空氣中試著吐出漂亮的煙圈 每一次和床伴做完愛, ...