用小米手環自我訓練%%% - 成人話題討論

By Steve
at 2016-12-15T17:03

Table of Contents

自從買了小米手環2，一代就丟在一旁哭泣，

懂得廢物利用，於是幫它想了重生之路

剛好最近小米運動更新可以室內跑，所以用它訓練%%%

第一步:固定米粒

用褲子的束帶加膠帶固定
http://i.imgur.com/Z2cTYIE.jpg

然後綁在腰上

第二步:打開APP，選左上，然後選室內跑
http://i.imgur.com/LIzcIab.jpg

按開始，~阿還有女生喊123開始，阿斯~ 真尷尬

第三步:找人練習，

等等小魯沒有女朋友呀，

於是傳說中的神器R20登場

R20+iPad+A片+藍牙耳機+棉被=幻想中的女友
http://i.imgur.com/8zcGzZE.jpg

試過很多體位都可以實現，只要把R20的位置上下調整一下

然後就可以記錄
http://i.imgur.com/xFmRK32.jpg

如果有女朋友有老婆的

也可以用來記錄時間，次數(步數)，速度(步/分)

小米手環真是的不錯

第一次發文，謝謝大家

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All Comments

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-12-18T20:08

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at 2016-12-21T23:13

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at 2016-12-25T02:17

專業給推

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at 2016-12-28T05:22

By Isabella
at 2016-12-31T08:27

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By Elizabeth
at 2017-01-03T11:31

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By Frederic
at 2017-01-06T14:36

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at 2017-01-09T17:41

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By Anonymous
at 2017-01-12T20:45

相當專業

By Andrew
at 2017-01-15T23:50

可憐

By Lydia
at 2017-01-19T02:55

果然生命會自己找出路...

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-01-22T05:59

猛

By Tracy
at 2017-01-25T09:04

推可以給我一份專業報告嗎

By Susan
at 2017-01-28T12:08

第二張快笑死

By Andrew
at 2017-01-31T15:13

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By Enid
at 2017-02-03T18:18

大約一秒一下的節奏?? 緩慢性愛嗎?

By Sarah
at 2017-02-06T21:22

辛苦你了，希望你的腰不要抽筋

By Daniel
at 2017-02-10T00:27

....恭喜你聖誕不寂寞惹

By Christine
at 2017-02-13T03:32

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By Ethan
at 2017-02-16T06:36

天才已跪

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at 2017-02-19T09:41

專業給推

By Poppy
at 2017-02-22T12:46

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at 2017-02-25T15:50

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at 2017-02-28T18:55

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By Ina
at 2017-03-03T22:00

不忍

By Olivia
at 2017-03-07T01:04

太好笑了

By Ina
at 2017-03-10T04:09

算你猛....

By Tom
at 2017-03-13T07:14

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By Blanche
at 2017-03-16T10:18

不知道有沒有抽插強度報告

By Noah
at 2017-03-19T13:23

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By Brianna
at 2017-03-22T16:28

幹...滿分聖誕老公公我要這個

By Joe
at 2017-03-25T19:32

這真的87分

By Edwina
at 2017-03-28T22:37

5分鐘 QQ

By Hedy
at 2017-04-01T01:41

只有我看到用時5分鐘嗎？

By David
at 2017-04-04T04:46

專業

By Hedy
at 2017-04-07T07:51

非常實用

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at 2017-04-10T10:55

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By Iris
at 2017-04-13T14:00

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By Zora
at 2017-04-16T17:05

樓下開始比總步數

By Bethany
at 2017-04-19T20:09

太閒逆

By Frederica
at 2017-04-22T23:14

5分鐘高效率！

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-26T02:19

好像蠻可憐的

By Zenobia
at 2017-04-29T05:23

好悲傷噢…

By Faithe
at 2017-05-02T08:28

狂

By Hedwig
at 2017-05-05T11:33

R20那張圖有點悲傷...

By Audriana
at 2017-05-08T14:37

有點哀傷的感覺

By Charlie
at 2017-05-11T17:42

有小米2居然不知道這功能給推！

By Agatha
at 2017-05-14T20:47

是寒流的效應嗎？

By Hedwig
at 2017-05-17T23:51

重點是R20

By Isabella
at 2017-05-21T02:56

我看了三小.............

By Robert
at 2017-05-24T06:01

948794狂!推專業

By Rebecca
at 2017-05-27T09:05

五分鐘撞381下是不是跪求中出圖

By Brianna
at 2017-05-30T12:10

只有五分鐘給推

By Ophelia
at 2017-06-02T15:14

我看到你天靈蓋發出一到光

By Caroline
at 2017-06-05T18:19

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By Valerie
at 2017-06-08T21:24

r20系

By Oliver
at 2017-06-12T00:28

會爆

By Damian
at 2017-06-15T03:33

可憐的棉被…

By Caitlin
at 2017-06-18T06:38

拍拍

By Harry
at 2017-06-21T09:42

當你的棉被真可憐你有想過棉被的感受嗎

By Elvira
at 2017-06-24T12:47

這不推不行…

By Catherine
at 2017-06-27T15:52

我到底看了三小

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at 2017-06-30T18:56

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By Cara
at 2017-07-03T22:01

有點可憐

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at 2017-07-07T01:06

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at 2017-07-10T04:10

浪費才能

By Frederica
at 2017-07-13T07:15

......

By Tom
at 2017-07-16T10:20

看到圖笑出來XDDDDDD

By Michael
at 2017-07-19T13:24

專業推

By Oscar
at 2017-07-22T16:29

不忍噓...拍拍

By Oscar
at 2017-07-25T19:34

挺有創意的給推

By Gilbert
at 2017-07-28T22:38

看到圖片噴笑

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at 2017-08-01T01:43

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at 2017-08-04T04:47

我的已經長一層灰了

By Lily
at 2017-08-07T07:52

87分！不能再高了

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at 2017-08-10T10:57

這...好你贏了

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at 2017-08-13T14:01

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at 2017-08-16T17:06

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at 2017-08-19T20:11

專業給推

By Oscar
at 2017-08-22T23:15

被本表示：

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at 2017-08-26T02:20

推運動4次

By Eden
at 2017-08-29T05:25

5分鐘...拍拍

By John
at 2017-09-01T08:29

幹，笑死

By Faithe
at 2017-09-04T11:34

還有8秒阿! 新買得比較緊啦

By Charlie
at 2017-09-07T14:39

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at 2017-09-10T17:43

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at 2017-09-13T20:48

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at 2017-09-16T23:53

87分

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at 2017-09-20T02:57

5分08秒，這就是你的極限了

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at 2017-09-23T06:02

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at 2017-09-26T09:07

靠杯 XD

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at 2017-09-29T12:11

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at 2017-10-02T15:16

拍拍.........

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at 2017-10-05T18:20

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By Aaliyah
at 2017-10-08T21:25

...

By Oliver
at 2017-10-12T00:30

這綿被太專業了

By Edwina
at 2017-10-15T03:34

87分

By Dora
at 2017-10-18T06:39

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at 2017-10-21T09:44

強烈建議國軍要這樣折

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at 2017-10-24T12:48

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at 2017-10-27T15:53

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at 2017-10-30T18:58

太專業了

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at 2017-11-02T22:02

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at 2017-11-06T01:07

另類實用

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at 2017-11-09T04:12

不會掉出來嗎猛

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at 2017-11-12T07:16

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at 2017-11-15T10:21

葉配文給噓立馬上網訂

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at 2017-11-18T13:26

好實用推

By Joseph
at 2017-11-21T16:30

怎麼設定室內跑啊

By Joseph
at 2017-11-24T19:35

廢到笑

By Liam
at 2017-11-27T22:40

05:08... 拍拍

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at 2017-12-01T01:44

幫 QQ

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at 2017-12-04T04:49

有笑有推

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at 2017-12-07T07:53

By Hardy
at 2017-12-10T10:58

好強

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at 2017-12-13T14:03

笑死幫我的小米找到功能了

By Delia
at 2017-12-16T17:07

那棉被怎麼折的教一下吧

By Hazel
at 2017-12-19T20:12

也太搞笑了

By Olivia
at 2017-12-22T23:17

太屌了！笑翻

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at 2017-12-26T02:21

話說小米手環最小的一格剛剛好可以套住我GG

By Jack
at 2017-12-29T05:26

這棉被折得也太...

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at 2018-01-01T08:31

這個不能噓

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at 2018-01-04T11:35

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at 2018-01-07T14:40

跪求棉被教學

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at 2018-01-10T17:45

不推不行啊......

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at 2018-01-13T20:49

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━飆舒暢~

By Freda
at 2018-01-16T23:54

狂

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at 2018-01-20T02:59

看到真的是廢到笑...記得交報告

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at 2018-01-23T06:03

推

By Franklin
at 2018-01-26T09:08

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By Dinah
at 2018-01-29T12:13

跪了

By Isla
at 2018-02-01T15:17

只能9487 94狂了

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at 2018-02-04T18:22

我只能給你一個瞎...

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at 2018-02-07T21:26

太屌了給推

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at 2018-02-11T00:31

好啦讓你爆

By Lily
at 2018-02-14T03:36

給推

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at 2018-02-17T06:40

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at 2018-02-20T09:45

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at 2018-02-23T12:50

有摺棉被步驟解說嗎

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at 2018-02-26T15:54

不忍噓…

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at 2018-03-01T18:59

跪求折棉被教學

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at 2018-03-04T22:04

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at 2018-03-08T01:08

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at 2018-03-11T04:13

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at 2018-03-14T07:18

跪著推文

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at 2018-03-17T10:22

102步/分 381步是怎麼算出5分鍾的，老實說你有沒有ps？

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at 2018-03-20T13:27

靠北是有這麼可悲喔......

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at 2018-03-23T16:32

狂

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at 2018-03-26T19:36

優質好文！

By Wallis
at 2018-03-29T22:41

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By Belly
at 2018-04-02T01:46

太猛了...

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at 2018-04-05T04:50

專業，笑到我肚子痛

By Oliver
at 2018-04-08T07:55

...

By Brianna
at 2018-04-11T10:59

這不推不行.....

By Gary
at 2018-04-14T14:04

這不推不行！真男人！

By Leila
at 2018-04-17T17:09

這... 不忍

By Hardy
at 2018-04-20T20:13

可以出論文了

By Connor
at 2018-04-23T23:18

推神功能

By Cara
at 2018-04-27T02:23

佩服

By Zora
at 2018-04-30T05:27

利害

By Yedda
at 2018-05-03T08:32

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By Madame
at 2018-05-06T11:37

專業給推

By Faithe
at 2018-05-09T14:41

好可憐

By Madame
at 2018-05-12T17:46

推

By Queena
at 2018-05-15T20:51

狂

By Emma
at 2018-05-18T23:55

專業

By Candice
at 2018-05-22T03:00

不忍噓....

By Mia
at 2018-05-25T06:05

慘到笑

By Christine
at 2018-05-28T09:09

怎麼可以這個靠腰XDDD

By Frederica
at 2018-05-31T12:14

超強業配文

By Robert
at 2018-06-03T15:19

搭配hgame吧www

By Yuri
at 2018-06-06T18:23

看到棉被那張圖一直讓我想到豬的取精檯…

By Aaliyah
at 2018-06-09T21:28

這樣可行嗎？

By Daniel
at 2018-06-13T00:32

哈哈哈，第二張是啥辣辣

By Doris
at 2018-06-16T03:37

笑五分鐘的人一定沒用過r20

By Candice
at 2018-06-19T06:42

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By Victoria
at 2018-06-22T09:46

恭喜你消耗了8~~~~~~大卡。

By Damian
at 2018-06-25T12:51

推

By Lydia
at 2018-06-28T15:56

畢業論文記得交這個

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at 2018-07-01T19:00

廢到笑

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at 2018-07-04T22:05

第三步記得加金門一條根！！！

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at 2018-07-08T01:10

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By Suhail Hany
at 2018-07-11T04:14

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at 2018-07-14T07:19

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at 2018-07-17T10:24

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at 2018-07-20T13:28

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at 2018-07-23T16:33

跪著推文

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at 2018-07-26T19:38

只能推了

By Noah
at 2018-07-29T22:42

By Isabella
at 2018-08-02T01:47

uccu

By James
at 2018-08-05T04:52

猛

By Yuri
at 2018-08-08T07:56

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By Megan
at 2018-08-11T11:01

超廢 XDD

By Gilbert
at 2018-08-14T14:05

有才……

By Caroline
at 2018-08-17T17:10

乾太猛

By Brianna
at 2018-08-20T20:15

折棉被應該是士官長教der

By Tracy
at 2018-08-23T23:19

這到底是三小

By Hardy
at 2018-08-27T02:24

靠腰...第二張我笑到爆

By Hazel
at 2018-08-30T05:29

妳女友很...........保暖

By Iris
at 2018-09-02T08:33

我看了什麼@@

By Jacky
at 2018-09-05T11:38

買一塊豬肉，會濕濕黏黏的更像，用完還可以切下去炸豬排
，煮火鍋跟炒菜

By Ophelia
at 2018-09-08T14:43

有笑有推

By Vanessa
at 2018-09-11T17:47

......三小

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-09-14T20:52

廢到笑

By Steve
at 2018-09-17T23:57

5:08...加油好嗎!不過念在你這麼有創意!給推!

By Liam
at 2018-09-21T03:01

87分！不能再高了

By Liam
at 2018-09-26T00:50

小米應該請你去當工程師

By Jacob
at 2018-09-29T03:55

幹，我到底看了什麼...

By Elvira
at 2018-10-02T07:00

太神啦666666 讓小弟我跪拜一下

By Anonymous
at 2018-10-05T10:04

棉被表示：

By Irma
at 2018-10-08T13:09

這算文創嗎？

By Elma
at 2018-10-11T16:14

哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Faithe
at 2018-10-14T19:18

By William
at 2018-10-17T22:23

在包裝一下就完美了

By Charlie
at 2018-10-21T01:28

有笑有推!

By Jacob
at 2018-10-24T04:32

只能推了

By Linda
at 2018-10-27T07:37

轉八卦或joke好了，太好笑了

By Erin
at 2018-10-30T10:42

靠幻想女友超神XDD用心給推

By Blanche
at 2018-11-02T13:46

廢到笑

By Madame
at 2018-11-05T16:51

廢到笑......

By Mason
at 2018-11-08T19:56

真的不忍虛

By Erin
at 2018-11-11T23:00

五分鐘哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Emma
at 2018-11-15T02:05

超極魯

By Jacky
at 2018-11-18T05:09

狂

By Ethan
at 2018-11-21T08:14

幫QQ

By Charlotte
at 2018-11-24T11:19

已羨慕

By Puput
at 2018-11-27T14:23

只能推了

By Oliver
at 2018-11-30T17:28

這根本是重新定義了性能力指標的重大發現，下次可以說
，你都搖幾公里…

By Delia
at 2018-12-03T20:33

XDDD

By Tracy
at 2018-12-06T23:37

生命總會找到出路

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-12-10T02:42

拍拍...\

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-12-13T05:47

專業

By Linda
at 2018-12-16T08:51

狂

By Kristin
at 2018-12-19T11:56

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By John
at 2018-12-22T15:01

你換女友跟換棉被一樣

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-12-25T18:05

利害哦

By Genevieve
at 2018-12-28T21:10

浪費才能欸XDDD

By Madame
at 2019-01-01T00:15

怎麼可以不神文留名 XD

By Eden
at 2019-01-04T03:19

圖書館憋笑好辛苦rrrrr

By Audriana
at 2019-01-07T06:24

幹可憐

By Jack
at 2019-01-10T09:29

到底是啥小XD

By Charlie
at 2019-01-13T12:33

專業

By Sandy
at 2019-01-16T15:38

不忍噓

By Wallis
at 2019-01-19T18:42

乾xddddd

By Callum
at 2019-01-22T21:47

給推

By Skylar Davis
at 2019-01-26T00:52

不忍噓

By Rebecca
at 2019-01-29T03:56

我只看到用時五分鐘

By Candice
at 2019-02-01T07:01

厲害

By Ophelia
at 2019-02-04T10:06

推好文

By Isla
at 2019-02-07T13:10

原波也太專業了一點

By Belly
at 2019-02-10T16:15

By Sandy
at 2019-02-13T19:20

推XD

By Susan
at 2019-02-16T22:24

廢到最高點不推不行

By Callum
at 2019-02-20T01:29

有天才

By Joseph
at 2019-02-23T04:34

笑到不行，人才呀！

By Tristan Cohan
at 2019-02-26T07:38

我看了三小

By Xanthe
at 2019-03-01T10:43

神串留名

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