用四字成語來述說打手X的重要 - 成人話題討論

By Mary
at 2014-11-16T09:46

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新手排版，慎入...

記得某次因為闌尾掉下去，所以掛急診開刀

後來住院三天吧!?

因為家人還有工作需求，所以就我一個人在醫院

那時剛好是初次要政黨輪替的時候

醫院大廳聚集了許多老農民

一邊看著電視一邊罵著候選人

通常是這樣

A：看這版，肯定沒三小路用

B：幹X娘哩...奧小嘎骨...這種人就真的沒用阿~

剎那時，我頭上出現了許多問號!!!!

奧小嘎骨...是哪門子的罵法，也不知其所意...

後來讀了專科，到了最後實習關頭...

有天剛好在做精子的觀察

學長就不避諱的問：一周打幾次手槍阿?

那時心理想：不是吧...這是職場騷擾欸...還是學長...

頓時突然想拉屎

但基於尊重，反正也不是多閉俗的人

就聊了一下

聊著聊著，學長像是華爾街的經紀人

訴說著，抒解的重要性

學長很認真的問我：聽過奧小嘎骨嗎?

又再次出現了!!!

這...到底是成語還是髒話?

學長接著認真說：你這樣一周次數太少，會嘎骨(蝕骨的台語)

怪不得你這麼瘦...

我回頭看了一下學長，身高178有

體重估計至少90有吧...

心想你該不會每天都來吧= ="

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有沒有人嫌自己骨頭太大要來嘎骨一下?

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at 2014-11-21T00:20

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at 2014-11-30T05:28

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