生日砲 - 成人話題討論

By Adele
at 2016-02-20T23:43

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大家安

我是外送小弟

首先先來祝西濕好朋友們

新黏快樂恭喜%財

有伴的天天有得% 沒伴的也能找到好咖

有點晚了但是誠意到了就好(誤

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小弟我的生日就快到啦

正值2_.999999999歲的壯年期

但由於還在當兵又是個單身魯蛇

而且生日當天晚上要收假回部隊

所以根本沒有生日砲這東西啊

以前小時候就算交女朋友

也都還是個乖乖的小處男

%%什麼的根本不懂呢

長大才發現來不及嗚嗚

生日砲離我好遙遠啊啊啊啊啊啊

而且

過了明天

........

就要再等一年了

不知道大家

在生日的時候%%是什麼樣的感覺呢

還是有人也跟我一樣只有左右手相伴嘞

(突然想到新訓時的班長是229生日XD)

呃補個吸濕點

之前回大學去辦事情

路上發現有對情侶

應該是剛從宿舍走出來吧

女生穿著球衣阿男生...男生不重要

重點是

女生就真的只穿球衣

前面兩顆小紅豆微微的頂著球衣

很精緻又挺拔的感覺

看得我的棒棒差點撐破褲子

當下超想掀開來用舌尖溫柔的逗弄完

接著用雙手好好的蹂躪一番

再把那女生扛回家連%個三天三夜

然後再掛上項圈

一樣只穿著球衣在路上逛

啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶

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可是
http://i.imgur.com/bQWm3pN.jpg

QQ

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Tags: 成人

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By Tracy
at 2016-02-25T15:55

沒關係回營區士官長會好好幫你過生日的

By David
at 2016-03-01T08:07

拍拍愛你

By Brianna
at 2016-03-06T00:20

你這輩子就…唉算了…生日快樂

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-10T16:32

寫信給市長信箱吧!!!!!!!!會有專人回信給你!!!!!!!!!

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-15T08:44

怕忘記，先祝雙魚生日快樂%

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-20T00:56

生日快樂！小雞雞有乖乖嗎

By Mason
at 2016-03-24T17:08

有相關經驗，對方有感受到我的用心，最後給你拍拍!

By Hedda
at 2016-03-29T09:20

放心吧～退伍就有得%了

By Selena
at 2016-04-03T01:32

http://imgur.com/qmSTvle

By Hedwig
at 2016-04-07T17:45

去找魚

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-04-12T09:57

87生日快樂

By Frederic
at 2016-04-17T02:09

哈哈哈哈哈

By Rachel
at 2016-04-21T18:21

你…就…生日快樂………

By Delia
at 2016-04-26T10:33

就!對方生日前準備禮物，買蛋糕，最後把自己送給他>//<

By Freda
at 2016-05-01T02:45

樂快日生

By Belly
at 2016-05-05T18:58

生日快樂雖然最後一張圖很廢哈哈

By Puput
at 2016-05-10T11:10

生日快樂

By Elvira
at 2016-05-15T03:22

同一天生日!祝我們生日快樂XD

By Jake
at 2016-05-19T19:34

生日快樂...跟我一起沒有生日砲打吧XDXD

By Ina
at 2016-05-24T11:46

生日快樂！

By Andy
at 2016-05-29T03:58

嗚嗚嗚嗚

By Jake
at 2016-06-02T20:10

不會打生日手槍嗎

By Quintina
at 2016-06-07T12:23

樓下原波的禮物

By Mason
at 2016-06-12T04:35

姑且當一下

By Franklin
at 2016-06-16T20:47

吃豆干

By Connor
at 2016-06-21T12:59

生日快樂！

By Lauren
at 2016-06-26T05:11

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Connor
at 2016-06-30T21:23

生日快樂啊小胖

By Delia
at 2016-07-05T13:35

生日快樂祝你

By Sarah
at 2016-07-10T05:48

小胖樓上認親樓有債主找你…哈哈

By Hedwig
at 2016-07-14T22:00

裡面真的很多學長知道去哪玩

By Edith
at 2016-07-19T14:12

我是男的啦！

By Irma
at 2016-07-24T06:24

底迪生日快樂XD

By Edwina
at 2016-07-28T22:36

為什麼我要逃？

By Ina
at 2016-08-02T14:48

生日快樂

By Wallis
at 2016-08-07T07:01

為了你的生日我把西斯第一推送你

By Robert
at 2016-08-11T23:13

http://i.imgur.com/NTaWKQW.jpg

By Robert
at 2016-08-16T15:25

生日快樂另推推 hadson8787 笑死我

By Bennie
at 2016-08-21T07:37

生日快樂！！快去睡說不定能夢到！

By Bennie
at 2016-08-25T23:49

哈哈生日快樂～

By Agnes
at 2016-08-30T16:01

沒有生日砲沒關係，不要生日被砲就好(誤

By Candice
at 2016-09-04T08:13

哈哈加油

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-09-09T00:26

你肥皂掉了

By Anonymous
at 2016-09-13T16:38

沒有生日砲沒關係有我陪你生日跑 (`∀’)//

By Belly
at 2016-09-18T08:50

乾推文貼圖超級好笑哈哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2016-09-23T01:02

生日快樂A___A我也把西斯第一推獻給你

By Ina
at 2016-09-27T17:14

生日快樂~

By David
at 2016-10-02T09:26

真的欸哈哈哈那來個紅明顯好了>__<

By Hedda
at 2016-10-07T01:38

窩也想要生日%%%%%

By Anonymous
at 2016-10-11T17:51

哈哈哈XDD

By Ina
at 2016-10-16T10:03

那給你個殭屍抱好了

By Oliver
at 2016-10-21T02:15

哈哈哈擁抱而已齁=3=

By Kyle
at 2016-10-25T18:27

好xDDDDDD

By David
at 2016-10-30T10:39

很多人給你祝福XDD

By Eartha
at 2016-11-04T02:51

可以安心回營了(笑

By Emily
at 2016-11-08T19:04

做人要認命Q Q

By Poppy
at 2016-11-13T11:16

....嗯這麼說也是

By Hedwig
at 2016-11-18T03:28

生日快樂唷～

生日砲 - 成人話題討論

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