生日時獲得最好的西斯禮物? - 成人話題討論

By Sandy
at 2015-03-10T16:01

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大家好、打給嚇、台嘎賀^^"

魯弟有個問題來跟大家討論討論~

生日得過最好的西斯禮物是什麼??

該不會有人發生過以下事件吧:

a. 女友說要給你驚喜，約去摩鐵結果發現有一位她的姊妹<3
b. 上PTT發文討拍獲得野生的約砲一次!!
c. 朋友送你保險套結果萬年放在抽屜QQ
d. 買滷味跟老闆說今天生日，老闆貼心送素肚不加價^_<
e. 其他

有沒有人分享一下給大家聞香的~~~雷?

補西斯點:

女朋友最近變得又緊又滑嫩

應該是因為最近我有在擦媽媽給的護手霜吧^^

幹

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先承認，選項都是幻想文，而且今天就是我生日Q_Q

以上，嗚嗚。

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Tags: 保險套

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By Liam
at 2015-03-13T17:20

給推,快去買魯味

By Daniel
at 2015-03-16T18:38

魯到滴汁

By Edith
at 2015-03-19T19:56

左手變米奇幫你口交生日快樂

By Adele
at 2015-03-22T21:15

看在你生日，五樓幫你

By Ula
at 2015-03-25T22:33

把喜歡的女生照片全部下載下來然後用軟體嵌入自己最
愛的一部A片就可以邊看片邊幻想喜歡的人了

By Megan
at 2015-03-28T23:51

生日快樂啊我兩天前也是這樣幻想的拍拍

By Charlotte
at 2015-04-01T01:09

淡淡的哀傷~~生日快樂!

By Lauren
at 2015-04-04T02:28

生日當然送自己阿，省錢又衛生XDD

By Eden
at 2015-04-07T03:46

對了！原波生日快樂（拍拍）

By Doris
at 2015-04-10T05:04

名器

By Emily
at 2015-04-13T06:23

生日快樂~~~有新信件是....?!

By Lucy
at 2015-04-16T07:41

老闆，剛剛點的素肚我不要了！

By Hamiltion
at 2015-04-19T08:59

有新信件！

By Eden
at 2015-04-22T10:17

口爆成就get!

By Poppy
at 2015-04-25T11:36

生日快樂拍拍

By Iris
at 2015-04-28T12:54

生日快樂goodluck

By Cara
at 2015-05-01T14:12

有新信看來是生日禮物送到了！

By Bethany
at 2015-05-04T15:31

C…不過不是放抽屜，是拿來吹泡泡(?)

By Rosalind
at 2015-05-07T16:49

生日快樂啊

By Catherine
at 2015-05-10T18:07

好啦生日快樂

By Oliver
at 2015-05-13T19:25

幻想文生日快樂

By Isabella
at 2015-05-16T20:44

快去買魯妹

By Robert
at 2015-05-19T22:02

不管怎樣生日快樂

By Candice
at 2015-05-22T23:20

...生日快樂

By Thomas
at 2015-05-26T00:38

顆偷情讚

By Franklin
at 2015-05-29T01:57

生日快樂!

By Kristin
at 2015-06-01T03:15

e、她找10個甲甲朋友肛你

By Genevieve
at 2015-06-04T04:33

生日快樂

By Blanche
at 2015-06-07T05:52

生日快樂!!祝你收到衛生紙

By Edith
at 2015-06-10T07:10

生日快樂別想要禮物

By William
at 2015-06-13T08:28

生日快樂XDD

By Rebecca
at 2015-06-16T09:46

生日快樂~~~~拍拍~~~

By Yuri
at 2015-06-19T11:05

祝您生日快樂～

By Oscar
at 2015-06-22T12:23

可能只有一句生日快樂吧@@

By Daph Bay
at 2015-06-25T13:41

生日快樂快去買滷味

By Oscar
at 2015-06-28T15:00

生日快樂

By Anonymous
at 2015-07-01T16:18

拍拍要不要寫首歌送你

By Erin
at 2015-07-04T17:36

快去找個妹吧生日快樂

By Mia
at 2015-07-07T18:54

護手霜誠實，給推！生日快樂

By Enid
at 2015-07-10T20:13

好啦生日快樂咩

By Sandy
at 2015-07-13T21:31

我有（C）過，小杜前陣子的鐵盒裝（大），到現在還
躺在抽屜沒拆過

By Ophelia
at 2015-07-16T22:49

就“拍拍”囉～別想太多

By Rosalind
at 2015-07-20T00:08

好啦快樂快樂

By Mary
at 2015-07-23T01:26

好啦生日快樂

By Agatha
at 2015-07-26T02:44

生日快樂拍拍

By James
at 2015-07-29T04:02

摳聯，你玩素肚好了

By Ula
at 2015-08-01T05:21

拍拍

By Eartha
at 2015-08-04T06:39

有夠魯XD

By Frederica
at 2015-08-07T07:57

你應該很希望B吧祝福你

By Franklin
at 2015-08-10T09:16

生日快樂

By Damian
at 2015-08-13T10:34

生日快樂（拍拍

By Lydia
at 2015-08-16T11:52

生日快樂

By Hazel
at 2015-08-19T13:10

還是快去買滷味比較可能發生XDD

By Susan
at 2015-08-22T14:29

生日快樂～ (生日剛過三天ww

By Andrew
at 2015-08-25T15:47

生日快樂～吃飽比較重要

By Andy
at 2015-08-28T17:05

生日快樂~

By Ivy
at 2015-08-31T18:24

生日快樂！推護手霜

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-09-03T19:42

生日快樂你好魯

By Leila
at 2015-09-06T21:00

生日快樂溫馨

By Victoria
at 2015-09-09T22:18

生日快樂~~~

By Poppy
at 2015-09-12T23:37

生日快樂~

By Hedda
at 2015-09-16T00:55

生日快樂啊~!

By Elvira
at 2015-09-19T02:13

生日快樂阿

By Tracy
at 2015-09-22T03:32

嗚嗚

By Irma
at 2015-09-25T04:50

生日快樂！

By Kama
at 2015-09-28T06:08

根本想騙祝福我不會被騙的生日快樂

By Emily
at 2015-10-01T07:26

你知道滷味老闆竊笑什麼　那麼　讓你撐開一點
撐開　難免有不能插入的素肚只要套上了它不必理誰
一根屌插在裡面　陽具　給他擼個一夜

By Blanche
at 2015-10-04T08:45

幹　像插進插出初戀的下面　濃精不能保留一點點
生日快樂　你對跨下說　馬眼噴了　慾火熄了
生日快樂　屌也軟了　你要謝謝素肚帶給魯宅的一切
還不行　再起不能　還要時間　才能回神
雙手滑嫩　伴你此生　祝你生日快樂

By Joe
at 2015-10-07T10:03

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQy3pwYwvg8

By Kyle
at 2015-10-10T11:21

生日快樂素肚多吃一點

By Anthony
at 2015-10-13T12:40

生日快樂，我有多的護手霜哦XDD

By Eden
at 2015-10-16T13:58

可憐

By Charlotte
at 2015-10-19T15:16

生日快樂唷唷唷~

By Yedda
at 2015-10-22T16:34

生日快樂

By Sarah
at 2015-10-25T17:53

生日快樂

By Damian
at 2015-10-28T19:11

生日快樂

By Olivia
at 2015-10-31T20:29

跟你同一天!!生日快樂!!!

By Madame
at 2015-11-03T21:48

生日快樂

By Catherine
at 2015-11-06T23:06

HBD

By Una
at 2015-11-10T00:24

生日快樂拍拍

By Valerie
at 2015-11-13T01:42

生日快樂，送你雞排小辣一塊

By Catherine
at 2015-11-16T03:01

生日快樂

By Robert
at 2015-11-19T04:19

生日快樂

By Thomas
at 2015-11-22T05:37

生日快樂哈哈哈

By Hazel
at 2015-11-25T06:55

生日快樂送上豬籠草美照一張
http://i.imgur.com/YJxxM7t.jpg

By Belly
at 2015-11-28T08:14

笑了

By Kama
at 2015-12-01T09:32

生日快樂XD

By Genevieve
at 2015-12-04T10:50

魯到流湯生日快樂

By Charlie
at 2015-12-07T12:09

有情有義西斯人好啦生日快樂

By William
at 2015-12-10T13:27

By Belly
at 2015-12-13T14:45

生日快樂^^

By Jacob
at 2015-12-16T16:03

有推薦的牌子嗎

By Mason
at 2015-12-19T17:22

生日快樂最後兩句害我笑噴

By Blanche
at 2015-12-22T18:40

生日快樂~~~

By Gilbert
at 2015-12-25T19:58

生日快樂

By Adele
at 2015-12-28T21:17

除了生日快樂你就不要再幻想會有其他東西了

By Kelly
at 2015-12-31T22:35

生日快樂

By Frederic
at 2016-01-03T23:53

不忍噓…

生日時獲得最好的西斯禮物? - 成人話題討論

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