現在還是大叔時代嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Belly
at 2017-12-07T03:55
at 2017-12-07T03:55
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先認證大叔身份,6年級,4字頭
大叔的時代永遠不會過去的
等到大叔我年老色衰進棺材
現在的小鮮肉,就自然而然地頂替上來了
大叔聽起來有點年紀,但不同的修辭來說,其實年方壯盛
奇怪,奧運金牌都是十幾二十歲的小夥子
NBA MLB這些職業運動員到40歲還不退休的也算少數
大叔又是在壯盛哪一國的?
那是一種身、心、靈達到平衡的狀態
沒錯,體態不如鮮肉年華,一夜也不再能勇灌七發
可是如果不上場跟別人較力爭勝的話,奶子尚未下垂,二頭肌仍能隆起
眼界稍廣,除了書上看來路邊聽來的,自己還能講出一番道理
也不像理工男專講副本,財商男只談股票,工具人一直說自己剛買車會修電腦
話題輪轉,什麼時候看到妹子的眼睛發光,什麼時候就把話頭往深裡搭下去
荷包不一定豐厚,總比年輕時的拮据好上許多
而且會用腦,會帶妹進去的餐廳就絕不會造成負擔
買單時依然談笑風生笑眼看著妹子隨手簽帳
金額不見得大,但是對比會細細對帳的小夥子,就是多了一份自然瀟灑
偶爾抬頭望著天邊展翅的大雁講兩句人生的哲理
剪影跟文青有87%類似,但是人生的體悟可不會像書上背下來的那般生硬
調起情來總是不及不離,若有似無,像是跳tango,其實是放風箏
永遠不急色(反正急了也沒辦法連搞三砲 LOL)
總是要弄到半暈半醒的氣氛,做足做滿了前戲
才肯讓妹子拉著領帶引上床,輕解羅衫,尋徑訪幽
然後一輪猛攻,把妹子搞個措手不及,驚喜連連
接著激情擁吻,愛戀無限
年輕時的狂抽猛送,七擒七縱
到了中年就是快慢合宜,溫柔貼心
專心做一次愛,一次把愛做好
給妹子的不只是高潮,還有一種愛上大叔的感覺
大叔不暈,但是大叔要讓妳暈
大概94這樣
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