玩r20被老媽發現了 - 成人話題討論

By Christine
at 2016-01-30T09:07

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各位30cm E cup
大家好～
事情是這樣的
昨天本魯吃完宵夜回家
突然一個心血來潮
就把R20拿出來玩耍
經過一番奮戰本魯的小分身就去啦
完事之後就去洗澡順便把r20洗一洗
然後洗完擦一擦就放到桌上曬乾就去睡覺了
結果今天早上我老媽跑來我房間問我要不要幫我買早餐
一進房門就看到桌上的r20
就在那邊逼問本魯那是什麼
乾0糧我怎麼知道怎麼跟他講嗚嗚
就在那邊裝死啊都不回答
結果她還把他拿起來研究（崩潰
然後沒過多久她好像就自己看懂了
什麼都沒說就把r20放下默默的走出去了
怎麼辦啊現在氣氛超尷尬這樣以後我要怎麼面對我老娘啊嗚嗚嗚
求各位鄉民出主意救救本魯QAQ
蛤什麼你說西斯點？
好補一下好了

我還是處男啊幹

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All Comments

By Kristin
at 2016-02-03T06:44

堆

By Bethany
at 2016-02-07T04:21

By Damian
at 2016-02-11T01:58

就筆筒阿

By Kristin
at 2016-02-14T23:36

直笛保護裝置

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-02-18T21:13

霸王寒流專用小雞護套~

By Tom
at 2016-02-22T18:50

SOD新梗?

By Rosalind
at 2016-02-26T16:27

是肉靈芝啊！

By Eartha
at 2016-03-01T14:04

水杯而已大驚小怪

By Selena
at 2016-03-05T11:42

快追上去看是不是去Diy了,SOD都看那麼多了接下來你懂得

By Sandy
at 2016-03-09T09:19

怕鞋子變形的鞋撐

By Candice
at 2016-03-13T06:56

直接講就好你媽不是沒有經驗啦

By Jacky
at 2016-03-17T04:33

是太歲阿拿去加菜可以延年益壽

By Poppy
at 2016-03-21T02:10

R20還好吧,看到假陽具就真的會昏倒.

By Hardy
at 2016-03-24T23:48

矽膠素肚啊~還沒上色完成!

By Rosalind
at 2016-03-28T21:25

栽贓給老爸不會嗎

By Poppy
at 2016-04-01T19:02

矽膠尿壺

By Noah
at 2016-04-05T16:39

有股蛋蛋的味道～妳媽醒了！

By Noah
at 2016-04-09T14:16

買隻王者棒棒給她

By Noah
at 2016-04-13T11:54

橡皮擦家庭號

By Ina
at 2016-04-17T09:31

http://i.imgur.com/ZKcEu6H.jpg

By Daph Bay
at 2016-04-21T07:08

玩親子丼

By Zanna
at 2016-04-25T04:45

幫補

By Ursula
at 2016-04-29T02:22

幹一早就看到這麼好笑的???

By Lauren
at 2016-05-03T00:00

XDD

By Leila
at 2016-05-06T21:37

哈哈哈筆筒啦

By Ingrid
at 2016-05-10T19:14

手機保護套 / 壓縮腿套 ...等等

By Rae
at 2016-05-14T16:51

用乳液還能滋潤肌膚耶你爸很懂

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-05-18T14:28

有笑有推！！！哈哈哈

By Regina
at 2016-05-22T12:06

表示老爸也有在用! 而且很專業!

By Tom
at 2016-05-26T09:43

推老爸

By Valerie
at 2016-05-30T07:20

老爸很疼惜未來媳婦~

By Frederica
at 2016-06-03T04:57

你應該回嗆：「只能用水性的啦！」

By Wallis
at 2016-06-07T02:34

最新保溫杯裡面裝的飲料很好喝的～

By Zanna
at 2016-06-11T00:12

你爸是怕媳婦咬傷你阿

By Jessica
at 2016-06-14T21:49

老爸很疼惜未來媳婦XDDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-06-18T19:26

以後你就可以光明正大用R20了

By Daph Bay
at 2016-06-22T17:03

XDDD 對不起我忍不住大笑了

By Sandy
at 2016-06-26T14:40

下次用完r20 老媽幫你洗XD

By Madame
at 2016-06-30T12:18

爸爸:兒子，你今年父親節禮物知道要買什麼了吧!!

By Connor
at 2016-07-04T09:55

潤滑液的正確使用

By Zora
at 2016-07-08T07:32

這個叫rare 20 ，是一種轉換能源的裝置

By Madame
at 2016-07-12T05:09

你家人很懂,不用解釋

By Damian
at 2016-07-16T02:46

就算醜媳婦也得見公婆呀,等會帶雅20去見爹娘別失了禮數!

By Tom
at 2016-07-20T00:24

有笑有推

By Una
at 2016-07-23T22:01

要往好處想,至少以後你買大型玩具就不用煩惱要藏那了XDD

By Quanna
at 2016-07-27T19:38

以後可以跟你爸討論啊哪個好哪個差XDDD

By Dorothy
at 2016-07-31T17:15

跟你媽說新型手機保護套啊，防摔超好用的

By Rebecca
at 2016-08-04T14:52

說朋友寄放的如何?? 叫你朋友來你家演一下拿回去

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-08T12:30

幹笑死

By Robert
at 2016-08-12T10:07

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTXCgR93zC8

By Eden
at 2016-08-16T07:44

爸爸略懂

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-20T05:21

爸爸強

By Megan
at 2016-08-24T02:58

還不快帶女朋友見爸媽？帶它上餐桌了啊！

By Queena
at 2016-08-28T00:36

慘

By James
at 2016-08-31T22:13

推爸爸，乳液是XDDD

By Wallis
at 2016-09-04T19:50

推爸爸XD

By Eartha
at 2016-09-08T17:27

幹笑死

By Noah
at 2016-09-12T15:04

至少是看到R20啊如果看到假屌爸媽會哭吧!!!!

By Mason
at 2016-09-16T12:42

推老爸處事圓融

By Frederic
at 2016-09-20T10:19

太神啦RRRRRRRRR

By Michael
at 2016-09-24T07:56

還好你有先洗過

By Emma
at 2016-09-28T05:33

老爸說：幫我買一個

By Damian
at 2016-10-02T03:10

老爸處事賴圓融

By Gary
at 2016-10-06T00:48

打太快了，太圓融了

By Rebecca
at 2016-10-09T22:25

傻傻的，老爸有偷用你的啦

By Andrew
at 2016-10-13T20:02

不敢買了

By Elvira
at 2016-10-17T17:39

可以跟老爸共用他會幫你緩頰的

By Mary
at 2016-10-21T15:16

小笨蛋

By Joe
at 2016-10-25T12:54

太好笑哈哈哈

By Jacob
at 2016-10-29T10:31

好險老爸沒帶你去買歐舒丹啊～

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-11-02T08:08

同學的

By Wallis
at 2016-11-06T05:45

老爸有沒有跟你借啊 XDD

By Heather
at 2016-11-10T03:22

溫馨。

By Caitlin
at 2016-11-14T01:00

哈哈哈哈哈哈爸爸有經驗哦XD

By Caitlin
at 2016-11-17T22:37

看來爸爸也是過來人XDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2016-11-21T20:14

未來會變成美好的回憶，要好好珍惜喔

By Andrew
at 2016-11-25T17:51

哈哈哈爸爸專業的

By Bennie
at 2016-11-29T15:28

明明是削鉛筆機啊，轉一轉就會有洩洩出來

By Edith
at 2016-12-03T13:06

新型的無線電動搖桿啊！

By Valerie
at 2016-12-07T10:43

說這是買給爸爸的，你只是幫測試好不好用 XD

By Iris
at 2016-12-11T08:20

怎麼這麼好笑阿!

By Leila
at 2016-12-15T05:57

這是星XX戰R20機器人的零件啦

By Sandy
at 2016-12-19T03:34

還好吧就說朋友送的禮物就好啊
像我買個假屌放在床底下被媽媽發現就這樣回應

By Liam
at 2016-12-23T01:12

再怎麼廢也不會買R20來用為甚麼? 買不起阿淦!

By Bethany
at 2016-12-26T22:49

改天你爸會打開他神秘的保險箱，裡面有他各式各樣

By Delia
at 2016-12-30T20:26

的收藏品，並告訴你，R20不怎麼好用，並拿一款他推

By George
at 2017-01-03T18:03

薦好用且他用過的送給你

By Lydia
at 2017-01-07T15:40

XDDDD

By Dinah
at 2017-01-11T13:18

你88節還不送一打給你爸

By Yedda
at 2017-01-15T10:55

可以轉八卦板給肥宅顆顆笑嗎o'_'ob

By Olive
at 2017-01-19T08:32

哈哈哈笑死我了

By William
at 2017-01-23T06:09

上餐桌正式介紹你的女朋友，懂？

By David
at 2017-01-27T03:46

哈啊哈哈啊啊啊啊啊

By Ingrid
at 2017-01-31T01:24

http://i.imgur.com/LOqGEq7.jpg

By Olga
at 2017-02-03T23:01

By Oscar
at 2017-02-07T20:38

哈哈哈哈哈不是正在用

By Gilbert
at 2017-02-11T18:15

媽媽也拿出珍藏的玩具表示兒子你並不孤單

By Blanche
at 2017-02-15T15:52

告訴她是她的好媳婦啊

By Regina
at 2017-02-19T13:30

XDDDDD

By Tom
at 2017-02-23T11:07

很好笑耶你～

By Sarah
at 2017-02-27T08:44

你說那是手動式發電機不行嗎 o'___'o

By Erin
at 2017-03-03T06:21

超爽的好嗎以後可以直接在客廳用啊

By Jacky
at 2017-03-07T03:58

滑鼠墊

By Zanna
at 2017-03-11T01:36

有效有推

By Xanthe
at 2017-03-14T23:13

介紹女朋友很難嗎？

By Rae
at 2017-03-18T20:50

媽媽會跟你說以後他來幫你SOD（誤

By James
at 2017-03-22T18:27

tdkandrh: 爸爸:兒子，你今年父親節禮物知道要買什麼

By James
at 2017-03-26T16:04

幹我記得有一次我放在浴室忘了拿出來

By Rebecca
at 2017-03-30T13:42

我老媽進去上廁所不知道有沒有看到
我老媽出來之後我進去拿出來直接剪刀把靈芝剪了

By Sandy
at 2017-04-03T11:19

樓上恐怖情人

By Isla
at 2017-04-07T08:56

太歲

By Harry
at 2017-04-11T06:33

XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2017-04-15T04:10

就肉靈芝啊期待你分享使用心得

By Yedda
at 2017-04-19T01:48

爸爸好貼心啊哈哈哈，不過記得用水性潤滑液比較好

By Susan
at 2017-04-22T23:25

說是美術課要用的矽膠

By Yedda
at 2017-04-26T21:02

推

By Hamiltion
at 2017-04-30T18:39

說那是你女朋友

By Damian
at 2017-05-04T16:16

那是洗藍趴用的啦

By Margaret
at 2017-05-08T13:54

說是女朋友+1

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-05-12T11:31

說是夫魯夫魯亞種的頭部模型不就好了！

By Erin
at 2017-05-16T09:08

笑了

By Cara
at 2017-05-20T06:45

笑死幹

By Gilbert
at 2017-05-24T04:22

媽表示：好可憐還買這個

By Joseph
at 2017-05-28T02:00

在捷運上憋笑很痛苦

By David
at 2017-05-31T23:37

你爸可能想跟你借

By Rebecca
at 2017-06-04T21:14

你拿四叉貓的圖給他見見世面

By Charlie
at 2017-06-08T18:51

(門開一小縫)兒子啊~那個什麼R什麼20的可以跟你借一
下嘛?媽媽說她今天很累~

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-06-12T16:28

爸爸使用經驗分享？

By Gilbert
at 2017-06-16T14:06

推西斯點

By Elizabeth
at 2017-06-20T11:43

醜媳婦總是要見公婆的XD

By Ursula
at 2017-06-24T09:20

媽媽心裡哀嘆就是這東西害老頭都不碰我了......

By Leila
at 2017-06-28T06:57

這是我初戀女友

By Selena
at 2017-07-02T04:34

笑死

By Wallis
at 2017-07-06T02:12

婆媳相見歡

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-07-09T23:49

跟老爸共用不就變成亂倫了XDD 雖然對不起男友......但更喜
歡未來的公公

By Frederic
at 2017-07-13T21:26

可憐幫推

By Tristan Cohan
at 2017-07-17T19:03

跟你媽說那不是我的是我男朋友用的

玩r20被老媽發現了 - 成人話題討論

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