狂吃山藥泥鋅錠再去口爆店 - 成人話題討論

By Hedy
at 2022-10-22T12:57

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我剛剛在google了。

我先去菜市場買最黏稠的山藥泥。還有生蠔
然後去全聯買三多卵磷脂，鋅錠

這全部都是製造精液的上等食材

我每天都吞生蠔（生吃的）一定很腥但是為了製造精子只好忍了

然後山藥泥和卵磷脂是吃精補精的上等食材，一天吃20小匙。

最後，鋅錠一天吃3顆，避免重金屬中毒

這樣我忍耐10天，球球變的很像象皮病一樣超飽滿，再去口爆店

指名19歲少女，她幫我用手的時候我就故意鎖住精關，撐住不射

我就問：用嘴巴要加錢嗎？
19歲少女：可以

然後19歲女生幫我吹奏的時候我就突然故意精門一鬆「噗噗」全部10天的髒東西都灌進去小
嘴了

19歲少女：欸先生。你的東西怎麼味道這麼重阿，還這麼多。

我：（嘿嘿）

待續………….

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By Charlotte
at 2022-10-20T22:15

…..

By Lauren
at 2022-10-25T00:18

不忍噓

By Gary
at 2022-10-20T22:15

你怎麼不吃鳳梨讓她吃甜過好年

By Xanthe
at 2022-10-25T00:18

病的不清

By Cara
at 2022-10-20T22:15

笑死

By Sarah
at 2022-10-25T00:18

那個女生會重金屬中毒嗎

By Faithe
at 2022-10-20T22:15

有創意等你實證

By Michael
at 2022-10-25T00:18

西施只剩這種文章了

By Emma
at 2022-10-20T22:15

醒了啦，別再幻想惹

By Caitlin
at 2022-10-25T00:18

萬年處男真是非常有趣又值得觀察的生物 XD

By Gary
at 2022-10-20T22:15

西斯版回不去了

By Adele
at 2022-10-25T00:18

這個我好像看過是舊文了吧

By Zora
at 2022-10-20T22:15

西施文也要抄襲了嗎

By Tracy
at 2022-10-25T00:18

看在你這麼認真不忍噓

By Gilbert
at 2022-10-20T22:15

這三小

By Olga
at 2022-10-25T00:18

你少吃了蘑菇，要讓口爆妹一生難忘千萬記得要多吃蘑菇

By Skylar Davis
at 2022-10-20T22:15

很好笑

By Kelly
at 2022-10-25T00:18

不是蘆筍嗎

By Victoria
at 2022-10-20T22:15

處言處語處頭處腦

By Kelly
at 2022-10-25T00:18

這種程度的文章，還有臉笑別人是低能卡

By James
at 2022-10-20T22:15

萬年處男真是病得不輕

By Zanna
at 2022-10-25T00:18

OP 可能處男太多原因不明

By Rosalind
at 2022-10-20T22:15

可憐哪

By Mason
at 2022-10-25T00:18

80年代出生的老叔叔處男發的文比D卡屁孩還爛

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-10-20T22:15

挺抄襲XDD

By Audriana
at 2022-10-25T00:18

幻想文推一個

By Eden
at 2022-10-20T22:15

笑死噁心台男

By Elvira
at 2022-10-25T00:18

PTT西斯版真可憐被這種人糟蹋

By Xanthe
at 2022-10-20T22:15

這種文…..

By Leila
at 2022-10-25T00:18

很假但還是笑了

By Caroline
at 2022-10-20T22:15

哪間店怎麼沒被打斷腿 lol

By Enid
at 2022-10-25T00:18

指名19歲是怎樣啦

By Jake
at 2022-10-20T22:15

乾笑死

By Hedda
at 2022-10-25T00:18

廢成這樣可悲宅男

By Ina
at 2022-10-20T22:15

早洩就早洩，說故意只能騙自己

By George
at 2022-10-25T00:18

重金屬中毒XD

By Tom
at 2022-10-20T22:15

你真的很可憐

By Todd Johnson
at 2022-10-25T00:18

洗完腎不知道還能不能勃起

By Blanche
at 2022-10-20T22:15

廢到笑

By Erin
at 2022-10-25T00:18

西斯未來堪憂

By Blanche
at 2022-10-20T22:15

女生可能隔天馬上就上岸發憤圖強考到律師的感人故事

By Adele
at 2022-10-25T00:18

右手很臭吧

By Sarah
at 2022-10-20T22:15

優質好文給推

By Anthony
at 2022-10-25T00:18

可悲

By Mary
at 2022-10-20T22:15

你有沒有覺得自己很可憐？

By Agatha
at 2022-10-25T00:18

等你發實戰文我再推回來

By Sarah
at 2022-10-20T22:15

推文笑死

By Connor
at 2022-10-25T00:18

有點好笑，不過真的假的，哪裡有19歲口爆小姐？

By Eden
at 2022-10-20T22:15

你也是客家人嗎

By Poppy
at 2022-10-25T00:18

没人會叫先生好吗？你也太雲菜雞

By Audriana
at 2022-10-20T22:15

你這輩子大概就這樣了

By Odelette
at 2022-10-25T00:18

三分鐘到了

By Oliver
at 2022-10-20T22:15

性版真讓人覺得悲傷

By Eden
at 2022-10-25T00:18

po 這種文章，真的可憐

By Isabella
at 2022-10-20T22:15

可憐哪
去哪找19歲？

By Lily
at 2022-10-25T00:18

好喔好喔

By Xanthe
at 2022-10-20T22:15

這種發文狀態版主們該理解一下了吧

By Barb Cronin
at 2022-10-25T00:18

菇類跟蘆筍味道一絕

By Gary
at 2022-10-20T22:15

沒創意之前有人發過了

By Daniel
at 2022-10-25T00:18

都這樣了還好意思笑低能卡？

By Ivy
at 2022-10-20T22:15

噗噗？你專長用屁眼射精？

By Bennie
at 2022-10-25T00:18

= =

By Ophelia
at 2022-10-20T22:15

還是去低卡好了

By Andy
at 2022-10-25T00:18

幻想文

By Regina
at 2022-10-20T22:15

好了啦超大杯

By Genevieve
at 2022-10-25T00:18

可憐吶

By Valerie
at 2022-10-20T22:15

...好噁

By Michael
at 2022-10-25T00:18

唉不覺得空虛嗎

By Kyle
at 2022-10-20T22:15

笑死

By Emma
at 2022-10-25T00:18

幻想文

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2022-10-20T22:15

不是啊，你為了製造精子就只有靠吃沒運動嗎？那你沒誠意嘛
？！

By Isla
at 2022-10-25T00:18

笑死

By Eartha
at 2022-10-20T22:15

By Lily
at 2022-10-25T00:18

3090/720真是不忍直視

By Eden
at 2022-10-20T22:15

這不是好久之前的爛梗文為什麼又po

By Suhail Hany
at 2022-10-25T00:18

ip錯誤

By Madame
at 2022-10-20T22:15

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狂吃山藥泥鋅錠再去口爆店 - 成人話題討論

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