特別企劃的情趣!(? - 成人話題討論

By Quanna
at 2021-03-13T11:04
at 2021-03-13T11:04
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大家好!
打給賀!
我今天要來說個小故事,
希望聽完的人不要照做XD
週五的晚上好不容易要下班了,
下班前在跟男人聊天講到說等下下班要幹嘛,
男人:「在想等下要直接回家還是去找你一下?」
我:「可是我等下一回家要倒垃圾欸!要不要改天?」
男人:「這樣好像沒辦法欸,你都還沒出公司...」
我:「對啊,改天好了!」
男人:「那我就去垃圾車旁邊等你然後偷襲好了!」
我:「那我是不是要不穿內衣露出奶奶這樣XD 」
男人:「對!!然候我就衝過去偷襲!」
我:「然後還要不穿內褲穿超短裙露出小穴嗎?哈哈哈哈」
就在我一邊練蕭威的時候已經快走到家了,
心裡有個怪怪的感覺,
打開家門認真看了一下鞋櫃邊有沒有鞋子,
沒有,
很好,
打開房門開燈,
就在那個摸悶特!!!!!!
忽然有個人影衝出來!!!
我:「啊~~啊~~~啊啊啊啊啊~~~~」
不誇張我叫大概有80分貝吧乾==
男人全裸一把抱住我!
一邊用下半身磨蹭我一邊說:
「突襲成功!!」
我定神一看笑出來XDXD
是他啦!!!
然後一邊被揉奶亂摸一邊被退下褲子,
進行一個三秒合體的動作,
小穴還是不爭氣的濕了嗚嗚嗚......
————————————————————-
我:「我剛真的叫超大聲的欸,鄰居會不會報警啊!!」
男人:「不會啦,你平常就叫很大聲了啊,她們應該習慣了!」
「而且為了不讓你發現,我還把所有家當都放在廁所了XDXD 」
走到廁所,
鞋子、背包、外套、衣服全放在裡面。
我馬上笑噴XDXD
我:「你到底在幹嘛啦!哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~我要笑死XDXD 」
男人:「特別企劃啊!!」
我:「下次真的不要再這樣,我會嚇死,真的驚嚇的那種大叫欸XDXD 」
男人:「我應該用GoPro拍的!」
我:「戴在頭上嗎0.0,母湯啦!我會笑死欸哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈~」
在這裡奉勸大家一句,
人嚇人,嚇死人。
請勿隨意裸體躲在人家家裡,謝謝。
因為一切太突然了,
沒有當時劇照,
圖文不符來一張,
寫些大家。
https://imgur.com/a/RnpnFbf
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