熟悉 - 成人話題討論

Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2014-11-18T22:29

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我看著這熟悉的環境

忙碌的警局裡

各式各樣的嫌疑犯坐在椅子上

警察忙著做著筆錄

對面的一個飆車族屁孩

正嚼著檳榔 身旁還帶個漂亮的台妹

這世界怎麼了?

這種長相猥瑣的屁孩

為什麼身邊總會帶個正妹

在警局裡還翹著二郎腿 抖著腳

這樣不行 必須給他個教訓

我站了起來 走向他

屁孩似乎發現了我

“跨三小!”他起身對著我大罵

當然我無法忍受 憤怒到了極點

我立刻拿起手邊的安全帽




衝到警局的角落躲起來 並戴著安全帽保護頭部

別讓屁孩不開心

不然怎麼死的都不知道



不久

“你什麼案子?”一位刑警走過來問著我

“我不知道啊……”我無辜的說

“什麼不知道 你為什麼被抓怎麼可能不知道?”刑警開始不耐煩

“我真的不知道啊……我在家吃飯吃到一半就被你們抓回來……你們做警察要有點良心…
…”我哭著說

“不能因為我太久沒來就抓我……”我痛哭流涕

刑警把我帶到那屁孩旁

跟他坐在一起

我的眼神一直飄移

不敢與屁孩接觸

只是屁孩似乎還在為剛剛那件事

懷恨在心

他臉幾乎都要貼到我的鼻子了

就這樣狂瞪著我

“腦公好帥唷”他的台妹女友讚嘆的說

並且拍照打卡

我眼神依然飄移

因為 別讓屁孩不開心

“廢物!”屁孩開罵了

我沒理他 我能忍

“智障!”他繼續罵著

我依然無視 我能忍

“白痴!”

我怒了……

我最討厭別人罵我白痴了!!!

你要知道 智障 廢物跟白痴等級是不一樣的

因為智障跟廢物筆劃比較多

我衝上前

撕開他女友的上衣

揉著她那尖挺的雙峰

“啊啊~~~幹嘛啊 你幹嘛啊~~~”台妹驚慌的大叫

“妳穴的 不會換句台詞膩?”我脫掉她的胸罩

讓她奶頭出來呼吸

通常台妹都會刺青 以表示她很台

所以她左邊乳頭刺了一個台字

右邊乳頭刺了一個妹字

屁孩因為被銬在椅子上

只能眼睜睜的看著我玩弄他的台妹

台妹身材真不是蓋的

那纖細的小蠻腰 及那又挺又翹的蜜臀

我手伸進她內褲了

挑逗著她的陰脣

“啊~~~不……不要……”台妹濕了

當然

警察刑警全部衝上來

“你幹嘛?” “別激動 有話好好講!!”

“快 快報警啊!!還愣在那幹嘛”局長指揮著

“喂 警察局嗎? 我要報警!對 我這是第一分局 對 ”一位警察拿著電話報警

“警察說十分鐘後會到!!”警察對著分局長講警察十分鐘後會到

我脫下台妹的內褲

以背後式姿態 插入

在冷冷的冬天裡

我心是冷的 臉是冷的 身體是冷的



肉棒是暖的

台妹的蜜穴 流出假掰的淫水 溫暖了我的心

我開始擺動我的臀部

用力的衝撞台妹的穴

“大力點……再插深一點……”台妹淫叫著

“幹 有種插我別插我女友”台客屁孩崩潰的喊著

我當然沒理他 我又不是gay

“你很喜歡飆車是不是? 我就飆你馬子……”我說

我就像騎車般催油門

但不同的是 我把台妹的耳朵當油門催

”哼哼哼~~~~~”台妹邊淫叫邊發出引擎聲

“你很愛壓車是不是……我就壓你馬子……”我說

我跟台妹慢慢的往右邊頃 呈現壓車姿態

但持續的抽插著 也持續的催著台妹耳朵的油門

“啊好爽……哼哼~~要到……哼哼哼~~~”台妹瘋狂的淫叫及發出引擎聲

終於

她高潮了 穴夾的緊緊的不停的顫抖

我也射了 射在台妹嘴裡

幫她加油




當然 我趁亂衝出了警局

連褲子都沒穿

以這姿勢在街上跑著

http://i.imgur.com/KNcBFgV.jpg

因為卡通火影忍者這樣跑都跑很快





十分鐘後

我光著屁股坐在第二分局裡

“你什麼案子?”一位刑警問著我

“我不知道啊……我就在外面跑步就被你們抓回來了……你們做警察真的要有良心……”
我哭著說

最後

我被以三項罪名送辦

《ㄧ》私闖民宅(跑到陌生人家裡偷吃別人晚餐)

《二》妨礙性自主

《三》妨礙風化


三個願望 一次滿足




你很喜歡警局是不是?





整個台灣都是我的警察局

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Tags: 正妹

All Comments

Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-11-19T05:44
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-11-19T12:58
淫了!! 偷吃哪個是?
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2014-11-19T20:13
今天最有趣!
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-11-20T03:28
又進警局了XDDD
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-11-20T10:42
喔喔! 你還來啊
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-11-20T17:57
幹猜哥欸
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2014-11-21T01:11
今天滿好笑的XDDDDDDDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2014-11-21T08:26
今天超好笑
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-11-21T15:40
太神啦
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2014-11-21T22:55
在警局叫警察XDDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-11-22T06:09
為什麼警察還要打給警察XDDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2014-11-22T13:24
警世好文
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-11-22T20:38
為蛇麼會偷吃飯?
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-11-23T03:53
猜大幽默
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2014-11-23T11:07
有點好笑哈哈
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-11-23T18:22
猜哥~~~
John avatar
By John
at 2014-11-24T01:36
笑了-.-好北爛
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2014-11-24T08:51
這次真的超級好笑
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2014-11-24T16:05
我飆你馬子XDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2014-11-24T23:20
衝到警局角落太有畫面了哈哈哈哈哈超有梗
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2014-11-25T06:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-11-25T13:49
猜哥太神啦
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2014-11-25T21:03
猜哥廢文一定推!!!
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-11-26T04:18
太好笑了
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-11-26T11:32
wtf...
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-11-26T18:47
幹今天的太好笑了!!!!!
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2014-11-27T02:01
…………
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2014-11-27T09:16
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2014-11-27T16:30
LOL
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2014-11-27T23:45
猜哥體正式確立
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-11-28T06:59
超好笑的XDDDDDDDDD
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2014-11-28T14:14
廢到笑XDDD
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-11-28T21:28
期中前笑一個給推
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2014-11-29T04:43
猜哥必推
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-11-29T11:58
天馬行空 ,給推
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2014-11-29T19:12
太好笑辣~~~~~
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-11-30T02:27
有種插屁孩別插台妹
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2014-11-30T09:41
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈好笑
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2014-11-30T16:56
猜哥出品必屬良品
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2014-12-01T00:10
幹你到底在寫三小...
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-12-01T07:25
推 猜哥
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-12-01T14:39
...
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-12-01T21:54
哈哈哈哈靠北
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-12-02T05:08
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2014-12-02T12:23
我看了什麼…
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-12-02T19:37
靠杯啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2014-12-03T02:52
我看了三小!!!!!
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2014-12-03T10:06
我到底看了三小XDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-12-03T17:21
這是我認識的猜哥 無誤 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-12-04T00:35
猛猛der
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2014-12-04T07:50
猜哥梗鋪的不錯,我就在想第一次被抓是擅闖民宅
George avatar
By George
at 2014-12-04T15:04
豪猛
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-12-04T22:19
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2014-12-05T05:33
有病= =
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-12-05T12:48
從警局到警局的概念 XDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-12-05T20:02
別讓屁孩不開心XDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2014-12-06T03:17
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2014-12-06T10:31
幹 笑慘
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2014-12-06T17:46
幹猜哥太神啦
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-12-07T01:00
哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-12-07T08:15
推猜哥!! 別讓屁孩不開心XDDDDDD
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2014-12-07T15:29
XDDDD猜哥
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2014-12-07T22:44
猜哥就是要進警局才是猜哥
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-12-08T05:59
猜哥必推
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-08T13:13
睡前看猜哥 好夢到天明XDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-12-08T20:28
回到以前的你了!!
William avatar
By William
at 2014-12-09T03:42
哈哈哈哈
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2014-12-09T10:57
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2014-12-09T18:11
推XDD
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2014-12-10T01:26
XDDDDDDDDDD
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2014-12-10T08:40
猜哥回來啦
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-12-10T15:55
猜哥XDDDD安全帽我爆笑
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2014-12-10T23:09
猜哥。太屌啦
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-12-11T06:24
有圖給推!!!
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2014-12-11T13:38
猜哥!
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2014-12-11T20:53
安全帽就笑了
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-12T04:07
猜哥這次有好笑!!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2014-12-12T11:22
一分局打給二分局嗎?
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2014-12-12T18:36
幹 XDDD
John avatar
By John
at 2014-12-13T01:51
超好笑 XDDDD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2014-12-13T09:05
有校友推
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2014-12-13T16:20
你淫了 這個有點好笑
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-12-13T23:34
自己吐槽自己的台詞 "你幹嘛啊"
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-12-14T06:49
這太靠杯了,笑歪了
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2014-12-14T14:03
有笑給腿哈哈
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2014-12-14T21:18
在警察局報警是在衝殺小啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-12-15T04:32
所以這次是真的有幹到女生? 不是自己幻想被抓? 終於成功
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2014-12-15T11:47
猜哥 推
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-12-15T19:01
警察對著分局長講警察十分鐘後會到 太靠北XDDDDDDDDDd
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2014-12-16T02:16
未看先推
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2014-12-16T09:30
猜哥必推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2014-12-16T16:45
不推不行
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-12-16T23:59
這篇太棒啦
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-12-17T07:14
哈哈哈哈哈哈
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-17T14:29
第一次推 獻給猜哥了
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-17T21:43
先推啊
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2014-12-18T04:58
XD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2014-12-18T12:12
靠腰喔XDDDDDDD猜哥只好跪著推了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2014-12-18T19:27
猜哥真的很搞笑XDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2014-12-19T02:41
靠北喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2014-12-19T09:56
XD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-12-19T17:10
推!!?
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2014-12-20T00:25
我看了什麼
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2014-12-20T07:39
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2014-12-20T14:54
XDDDDDDD幹朝聖推
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2014-12-20T22:08
XDDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2014-12-21T05:23
頭噓
推個
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2014-12-21T12:37
XDDDDDDD 我到底看了三小
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2014-12-21T19:52
猜哥出品 必屬佳作
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2014-12-22T03:06
廢到超好笑
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-12-22T10:21
LoL
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-22T17:35
神廢文啊
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2014-12-23T00:50
推阿~笑死了~
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2014-12-23T08:04
推呀
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-12-23T15:19
XDDDDDDDDDD
John avatar
By John
at 2014-12-23T22:33
哈哈哈靠這次好笑猜哥啊!!!!
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2014-12-24T05:48
猜哥今天很好笑阿XDDDDDDDDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2014-12-24T13:02
幹這篇最好笑XDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2014-12-24T20:17
夠智障
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-12-25T03:31
猜哥!!!我愛你!!!
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2014-12-25T10:46
XDD
Irma avatar
By Irma
at 2014-12-25T18:00
XD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2014-12-26T01:15
壓什麼車啊XD
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-12-26T08:30
幹 報警太好笑了啦XDD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2014-12-26T15:44
幹 這篇到處笑點XDDDDDD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2014-12-26T22:59
推啦 笑到中風了哈哈哈
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2014-12-27T06:13
快笑爆了XDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2014-12-27T13:28
局長幹什麼吃的啦XDDDDDDD
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2014-12-27T20:42
猜哥你是我的神哈哈哈哈哈哈
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-12-28T03:57
有笑有推
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2014-12-28T11:11
幹 你在衝三小啦xD
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2014-12-28T18:26
XDDDDDDDDDD
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2014-12-29T01:40
猜哥神文
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2014-12-29T08:55
壓車是三小拉XDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2014-12-29T16:09
這篇不下jojo
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2014-12-29T23:24
XDXD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2014-12-30T06:38
今天有夠好笑
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2014-12-30T13:53
女聲竟然不是機車排氣孔!!??
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2014-12-30T21:07
今天特別好笑XD
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2014-12-31T04:22
媽的我笑番了 警察局還要報警XDDDD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2014-12-31T11:36
哈哈哈哈哈!
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2014-12-31T18:51
跪求猜哥每日一文!!!!!!!!!!!
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-01-01T02:05
幹到女人了!!!!
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2015-01-01T09:20
笑到肚子好痛
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-01-01T16:34
哼哼哼~~~
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-01-01T23:49
文學奇才啊XDDDDDDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-01-02T07:03
笑了 怒推
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-01-02T14:18
廢到太經典了 XD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-01-02T21:32
笑了推
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-01-03T04:47
這篇有點強xddd
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-01-03T12:01
幹這個好笑哈哈!
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-01-03T19:16
夠廢XDDDDDD
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-01-04T02:30
優質好文
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-01-04T09:45
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-01-04T17:00
優質給推
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-01-05T00:14
我到底看了什麼...
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-01-05T07:29
太厲害啦
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-01-05T14:43
XDDDDDDDDD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-01-05T21:58
幹 太白癡了 哈哈哈哈
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-01-06T05:12
有笑有推~
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-01-06T12:27
別惹屁孩不開心的第一段孬到我笑了
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2015-01-06T19:41
睡前一笑 太好笑啦
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2015-01-07T02:56
超讚呀,可以拍喜劇短片
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-01-07T10:10
智障XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-01-07T17:25
幹這真的不推不行XDDD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-01-08T00:39
偉哉猜哥
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-01-08T07:54
猜哥文章的亮點都在警察的反應
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-01-08T15:08
好靠北喔!猜哥~~~~~~~~~你最後被關在哪,描述一下唄
Anonymous avatar
By Anonymous
at 2015-01-08T22:23
XDDDDDDDDDD
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-01-09T05:37
別讓屁孩不開心XDDDDS這句真是魯中之魯啊!!
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-09T12:52
XDXDXD
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2015-01-09T20:06
笑了哈哈 跨三小
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-01-10T03:21
XDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-01-10T10:35
XDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-01-10T17:50
靠杯 廢文亡者
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-01-11T01:04
哈哈哈
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-01-11T08:19
幹,太北爛了
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-01-11T15:33
哈哈哈
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-01-11T22:48
怎麼有種無限循環的感覺???時間點的起始在哪呢??
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-01-12T06:02
差點笑死 猜哥太神啦
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-01-12T13:17
幹廢到爆XDDDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-01-12T20:31
這篇我喜歡
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-01-13T03:46
笑慘
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-01-13T11:01
警察:警察再過十分鐘就會到了XDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-01-13T18:15
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!笑翻給推
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2015-01-14T01:30
發出引擎聲的叫聲是什麼鬼啦XD
Annie avatar
By Annie
at 2015-01-14T08:44
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-01-14T15:59
猜哥根本把警局當自家廚房了嘛XDDDDDD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-01-14T23:13
有笑有推
Franklin avatar
By Franklin
at 2015-01-15T06:28
什麼時候要插局長
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-01-15T13:42
有廢有推XD
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2015-01-15T20:57
XDDDDDD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-01-16T04:11
笑慘XDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-01-16T11:26
挺逗的
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-01-16T18:40
幹這次的也太好笑
Yedda avatar
By Yedda
at 2015-01-17T01:55
警察報警阿
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-01-17T09:09
推推推~整個快要笑死
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-01-17T16:24
XD
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-01-17T23:38
哈哈
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2015-01-18T06:53
cow這次沒有幹手銬嗎哈哈
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-01-18T14:07
看來警察也想看阿阿阿
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2015-01-18T21:22
你幹嘛啊
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-01-19T04:36
XD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-01-19T11:51
真的幹到了阿!!!!!太感人惹
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-01-19T19:05
看到一半我以為猜哥又在幹手銬了
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-01-20T02:20
哼哼哼
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2015-01-20T09:34
好笑
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-01-20T16:49
XDDDDDDD
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-01-21T00:03
太北爛了XD
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-01-21T07:18
XDDDDDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-01-21T14:32
猜哥必推XDDDDDDDD
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2015-01-21T21:47
白癡筆劃比較少…
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-01-22T05:01
………… 這是一開始就在警察局了XDDDDD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2015-01-22T12:16
XDDDDDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-01-22T19:31
猜哥回來了
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-01-23T02:45
又被抓啦!!!
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2015-01-23T10:00
推猜哥啊!!!
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2015-01-23T17:14
廢文,但好笑哈
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2015-01-24T00:29
有笑有推
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2015-01-24T07:43
有笑有推
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-01-24T14:58
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2015-01-24T22:12
哈哈猜哥神猛
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-01-25T05:27
猜哥最好笑的一篇 NO.1 哈哈哈
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-01-25T12:41
猜大必推 哈哈哈
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2015-01-25T19:56
哼哼哼..
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-01-26T03:10
猜哥必推,怎麼不是幹安全帽
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-01-26T10:25
拿安全帽衝到角落XDDDD
猜哥有沒有考慮叫食神啊 猜不透你啊XDD
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2015-01-26T17:39
我到底
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2015-01-27T00:54
靠盃XDD
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-01-27T08:08
幹 太好笑了XDDDDDDD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-01-27T15:23
幹笑死了
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-01-27T22:37
幹今天真的太好笑哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-01-28T05:52
報警也太好笑了
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-01-28T13:06
我要報警 對 我這是第一分局 幹超靠北XDDDDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2015-01-28T20:21
Awesome!
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2015-01-29T03:35
XD 什麼鬼阿
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-01-29T10:50
哈哈別讓屁孩不開心XD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2015-01-29T18:04
靠背阿XDD
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2015-01-30T01:19
有笑有推
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-01-30T08:33
哇靠這好有深度啊
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-01-30T15:48
ㄒㄧㄠˋㄌㄜ
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2015-01-30T23:02
打錯 笑了
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2015-01-31T06:17
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太有梗了這次
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2015-01-31T13:32
有笑有推
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-01-31T20:46
猜哥必推
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-02-01T04:01
幹 這篇我看不懂=.=
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2015-02-01T11:15
我看了什麼啊~~
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2015-02-01T18:30
猜哥回來了
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2015-02-02T01:44
你好煩喔XDDDDDDD
William avatar
By William
at 2015-02-02T08:59
XDDDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-02T16:13
有笑有推
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2015-02-02T23:28
推猜哥
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2015-02-03T06:42
在警察局叫警察XDDDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2015-02-03T13:57
笑到自己都覺得很低能
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-02-03T21:11
哈哈哈哈哈
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2015-02-04T04:26
在警局叫警察XDDDDD
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2015-02-04T11:40
局長打電話 實在是太好笑了
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2015-02-04T18:55
哈哈大笑!西斯首推給你這篇!
David avatar
By David
at 2015-02-05T02:09
他媽的這是在寫三小啦XD
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-02-05T09:24
有失風範
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2015-02-05T16:38
......我到底看了什麼
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-02-05T23:53
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-02-06T07:07
靠北阿 我狂笑XDDD
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2015-02-06T14:22
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2015-02-06T21:36
耳朵油門超好笑XDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-02-07T04:51
有笑有推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-02-07T12:05
淫了5555555555
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2015-02-07T19:20
這也太靠北了吧XDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2015-02-08T02:34
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-02-08T09:49
下次要去哪間警局泡茶阿XDDDDD
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2015-02-08T17:03
我真的猜不透你阿大大XDDDDDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-02-09T00:18
笑死
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-02-09T07:32
看不懂最後的梗
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2015-02-09T14:47
太好笑了 推推
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-02-09T22:02
哼哼哼啊
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-02-10T05:16
猜哥必推啊!
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2015-02-10T12:31
猜哥等你好久啦
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-02-10T19:45
哈哈哈哈哈哈安全帽真的好笑
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2015-02-11T03:00
這次有笑到
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-02-11T10:14
有笑有推!! wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2015-02-11T17:29
睡前看猜哥,妹妹叫哥哥
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-02-12T00:43
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-02-12T07:58
幹 害我上課一直憋笑
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2015-02-12T15:12
靠背啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD這次超越極限了
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-02-12T22:27
操一直裝什麼無辜啦!!!!
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-02-13T05:41
不能因為我太久沒來就抓我XD
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2015-02-13T12:56
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-02-13T20:10
笑到肚子痛…
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2015-02-14T03:25
猜哥終於不是幹USB了...XD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-02-14T10:39
我想念阿貓的豪洨文
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-14T17:54
哼哼哼哼 哈哈
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-02-15T01:08
猜哥!推!
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2015-02-15T08:23
靠北爆笑
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2015-02-15T15:37
這三小XDDDDD
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-02-15T22:52
這篇好笑
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-02-16T06:06
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2015-02-16T13:21
快笑死
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-02-16T20:35
胸部刺台妹超白痴 警察打電話報警超有畫面XDDDD
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-02-17T03:50
哈哈哈哈哈XDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2015-02-17T11:04
壓車是三小啦xDDD
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-02-17T18:19
太好笑了吧
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-02-18T01:33
大笑
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2015-02-18T08:48
哈哈哈 太北爛了
Kama avatar
By Kama
at 2015-02-18T16:03
超好笑哈哈
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2015-02-18T23:17
推推
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2015-02-19T06:32
幹半夜兩點笑到快起秋XDD猜哥太神拉!
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-02-19T13:46
廢的受不了 笑到每丁每當
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-02-19T21:01
推!!XDDDDDDD
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-02-20T04:15
好拜吃
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2015-02-20T11:30
太好笑啦!!!XDDDDDDD
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2015-02-20T18:44
居然沒幹安全帽XD
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2015-02-21T01:59
XDD
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2015-02-21T09:13
這殺小XD
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2015-02-21T16:28
我媽問我為什麼要跪在電腦前面大笑XDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-02-21T23:42
幹 我笑噴了XDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-02-22T06:57
哼哼哼哼哼哼哼哼
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2015-02-22T14:11
笑死了XDDDDDD
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2015-02-22T21:26
媽的這篇太好笑了
Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2015-02-23T04:40
超好笑的!!!!
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2015-02-23T11:55
好好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-23T19:09
超好笑的XDDDD
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2015-02-24T02:24
太紓壓了
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2015-02-24T09:38
甘~害我把在午覺做春夢的同事吵醒
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2015-02-24T16:53
別讓屁孩不開心
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2015-02-25T00:07
壓車真的超有畫面xdddd
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2015-02-25T07:22
朝聖

在女廁裡面打手槍

Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2014-11-15T16:26
※ 引述《ezpeer107 (立志當壞人)》之銘言: : 每天都在電腦前面用衛生紙打手槍 : 我現在都改到女廁裡面打手槍 尤其是大專院校的女廁 : 年輕女性剛用過的衛生紙,溫熱帶血的衛生棉是我的最愛 : 阿阿阿阿 : 如果正好有年輕妹妹跑來隔壁上廁所 : 聽著她輕柔的尿尿聲,讓我尻得更大力~~~~~~~~~ ...

你們願意一輩子只跟一個人打砲嗎

Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2014-11-15T12:38
問題是 我老婆生了女兒後 每次我要,她都叫我去找別的女人 她說她的工廠已經關門 現在只想退休養女兒 我很想這一生只插她啊 但是她竟然這樣叫我去插別的女人 我:靠杯妳說的喔!我去找別的女人喔! 老婆:快去啦,出門前記得把女兒的衣服收進來 我:我真的去找OOO了喔(OOO = 年輕時曖昧 ...

你們願意一輩子只跟一個人打砲嗎

Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2014-11-15T10:28
我老婆18歲第一次給我後 我在也沒有碰過別的女人 雖然他有點冷感... 一年下來頂多也才做個10次 生完小孩後大概半年一次吧... 講真的路上我也會看看正妹 也就止此而已 我還滿感謝洪爺的0.0 有抒發的管道 他現在30歲了 我跟他還是跟10年前一樣 打打鬧鬧 偶而路上放放閃光 補個小 ...

男大生想和女友「初體驗」 脹紅臉不敢

Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2014-11-10T10:11
※ 引述《rucwmj273b (坎伯爾)》之銘言: : 20歲周姓男大生上月底欲與女友「初體驗」,卻因為羞於結帳,索性將1盒95元的保險套 : 塞入褲袋帶走,吃上竊盜官司。 : 警方調查,這名男大生上月底凌晨2時許,頭戴全罩式安全帽進入暖暖區一家超商購物, : 買了近300元的餅乾、飲料等食物,結帳完便匆匆 ...

魯蛇出身的我...終於拿到日本情趣按摩棒

Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2014-11-09T10:53
※ 引述《eavanrei (林米奇)》之銘言: : ※ 引述《pippeen (天是藍的,心呢?)》之銘言: : 小弟不才,剛好是個鍵盤情趣用品設計師 : 有幾個同道看到您厲害的發明 : 於是發訊問小弟看看是否有幫得上忙的地方 : 小弟沒念過幾年書,好聽話不會,於是就有話直說囉 : : 魯蛇出身的我.... ...