為什麼要約炮? - 成人話題討論

By Genevieve
at 2015-10-27T04:43
at 2015-10-27T04:43
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原文恕刪
原Po好常發文
人帥真好
感覺就是帥哥啊 超多女生QAQ
不像本魯妹 都沒人約
鳥鳥的 就像我之前的偶像鳥人一樣
你問
為什麼要約砲嗎
就想打砲啊
不然勒
你以為魯妹會這這樣說嗎
本魯妹約砲
大概都是為了讓對方爽
然後填補自己的寂寞與不自信
沒辦法 魯妹太龍沒人愛
這年頭人家根本不在乎妳多有內容
倒是蠻在乎妳能不能無套內射
好的
無套內射那句純屬玩笑 笑笑就好
大家還是要奉行安全性行為哦^_<
魯妹統計過男生為什麼約砲
得到的答案如下
1.做愛很爽想打砲沒女友(或不想交)
2.想破處(不過跟處男約砲有點悲劇)
3.女友太保守(這種真的欠揍)
4.老婆懷孕(這我倒是沒親自遇過但聽說過)
5.太無聊,有砲可打就打
6.想找女友(這大部分發生在戀愛經驗少的人身上)
大概就這幾種
女生亦同(6則改成想找男友)
你問魯妹我
砲友能不能變成情人
我告訴你
可以
魯妹有過 半年 感情穩定
不過因為一些家庭因素分手
魯妹其實蠻喜歡先試車啊啊
性器不合是悲劇
不過魯妹太龍了所以連約都約不到
遑論是追求者呢哭哭
這到底要不要補西斯點啊
魯妹我已經快沒西斯點可講了
哭哭
只好贈送魯妹的原味內衣褲(大誤)
其實只是懶得洗內衣褲 習慣手洗但好累…(喂)
好啦認真補個西斯點
有一次跟人家約
然後魯妹騎車載對方去牽車
因為晚上 又走巷子
對方從頭到尾手都放在我胸部上捏
還挑逗我乳頭…
根本玩弄車頭燈
還好魯妹騎車時速很低(巷子低於30)
不過還是很危險啊哈哈哈
但很刺激是真的 乳頭硬得跟什麼一樣>\\<
魯妹現在是侏羅紀穿越來的生物
還附贈年紀大了不再是青春肉體
那些約成時代的風光都再見了啊
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