炮友開始盧洨了怎辦? - 成人話題討論

Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2019-07-19T16:47

Table of Contents

※ 引述《cwmd86124 ()》之銘言:
: 不知道是不是認識比較久了
: 1.希望我主動去找她
: 2.容易因小事生氣 擺臉色
: 3. 不提AA了
: 4.每天都要陪她聊 哄她....20分鐘吧
: 好麻煩.....
: -----
: 她說 如果這個月不去幹她的話
: 以後她也不會下來了 要跟我冷戰的意思
: 不知道在發甚麼瘋
: 是不是女的沉船了啊?
: 求高手指點一下?

小弟建議你這種男女的事 絕對要謹慎處理

兩個人好的時候 什麼都沒問題

但如果交惡 不是各走各的這麼簡單 毀掉你的人生都有可能


如果你有老婆

會開始打奇怪的電話到你家 雖然沒把事情說破

但會讓你心裡產生莫名壓力 因為緊張每天生不如死

等時機成熟 很簡單 兩條路選 巨額賠償或者和老婆離婚


如果你沒老婆 也不用開心 想說對方沒你的把柄嗎

別忘了 台灣社會是偏向女生那邊

尤其審判男女之事時 更是一面倒向女生

沒有你的把柄 就捏造你的把柄 一樣可以毀滅你


一來 一定先把你打造成負心漢 欺騙女生感情 人渣至極

再來 要攻擊男生很簡單 從性器官開始就對了

到處跟人家說你 陽痿 不舉 軟屌 早洩

最後 什麼你還跟女生AA 小氣愛計較這帽子 你也逃不掉

你也不要想說 只有一個女生沒啥好怕的


要知道 在西斯板不過就貼張奶圖 就有親衛隊幫女生說話

奶子都可以收買人心了 那要是上床呢 還不幫女生賣命嗎

一個女生或許你還不覺得可怕 加上婊哥婊弟成為一個戰隊

保證你跳到愛河也洗不清


人家說相愛容易相處難 真要跟相處比 我覺得收尾更難

不要以為女生天真善良 溫柔體貼

真要瘋起來 絕對比國動還可怕一百倍

謝謝大家

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2019-07-22T11:13
id正確
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-07-25T05:40
苦主現身,熟悉的蘇美大最對味
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2019-07-28T00:07
未看先猜十篇之內必有火鍋王回文
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2019-07-30T18:33
不能不推
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-08-02T13:00
幫哭哭...
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2019-08-05T07:27
神經病男女都有阿,但護航是真的騎士團多一些啦
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2019-08-08T01:53
苦主.....
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2019-08-10T20:20
笑到肚子酸 不推不行!
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-08-13T14:47
倒數第三行真的是天大的誤會
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-08-16T09:13
幹笑死,這篇說服力太高了吧,哈哈哈
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2019-08-19T03:40
亮亮的
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2019-08-21T22:07
苦主拍拍
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2019-08-24T16:33
中肯
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2019-08-27T11:00
親身經驗更有說服力XD
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2019-08-30T05:27
好亮
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-09-01T23:53
靠北 我真的會笑死
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2019-09-04T18:20
戰神親身經歷的
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2019-09-07T12:47
讚讚讚 有借到wifi嗎
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By Noah
at 2019-09-10T07:13
拍拍!!
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By Sierra Rose
at 2019-09-13T01:40
id正確
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By Elvira
at 2019-09-15T20:07
老子瘋狗的外號 十歲就有啦
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By Ina
at 2019-09-18T14:33
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2019-09-21T09:00
幹好有說服力哦
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-09-24T03:27
過來人現身說法op
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2019-09-26T21:53
字字血淚
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2019-09-29T16:20
想說這也在認真居然是蘇美
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2019-10-02T10:47
所以亮亮有逼你去高雄找她?
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2019-10-05T05:13
aa一次,說嘴一世
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2019-10-07T23:40
ㄏㄏㄏ 一分蘇到底
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By Necoo
at 2019-10-10T18:07
瘋起來真的要人命,借個wifi好像借錢買毒品
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-10-13T12:33
乾 XDD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-10-16T07:00
朋友遇過有精神疾病的,還以死相逼。恐怖。
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2019-10-19T01:27
還會上八卦版爆料 切忌切忌
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2019-10-21T19:53
被全臺灣人知道早洩XD
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2019-10-24T14:20
字誤不是逼你XDDD,是盧洨你XDDD
Aaliyah avatar
By Aaliyah
at 2019-10-27T08:47
真的是字字血淚XD
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2019-10-30T03:13
Id正確
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2019-11-01T21:40
苦主現身說法
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2019-11-04T16:07
說好不提WIFI
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2019-11-07T10:33
字字血淚
Una avatar
By Una
at 2019-11-10T05:00
跳到愛河本來就洗不清啊
Elizabeth avatar
By Elizabeth
at 2019-11-12T23:27
啊我忘記韓國瑜上愛河的水變清澈了
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2019-11-15T17:53
笑死
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By Ursula
at 2019-11-18T12:20
Id正確
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-11-21T06:47
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By Hedda
at 2019-11-24T01:13
AA一次 說嘴一世
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By Carolina Franco
at 2019-11-26T19:40
過來人經驗
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2019-11-29T14:07
勸世文
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2019-12-02T08:33
笑死哈哈哈哈哈 過來人勸世
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2019-12-05T03:00
親生經歷幫拍拍
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2019-12-07T21:27
100分
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-12-10T15:53
笑死
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2019-12-13T10:20
中肯推
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2019-12-16T04:47
超中肯!!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-12-18T23:13
蘇美耶
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2019-12-21T17:40
蘇美大中肯!
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2019-12-24T12:07
幹有說服力到出來幫推文
Xanthe avatar
By Xanthe
at 2019-12-27T06:33
那你怎麼沒幫亮亮賣命
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2019-12-30T01:00
太亮了吧
Heather avatar
By Heather
at 2020-01-01T19:27
推奶子收買人心
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2020-01-04T13:53
其實不要說早洩拉? 那種情況你能硬 就很厲害了......
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-01-07T08:20
我的名字就叫瘋標
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-01-10T02:47
說服力太強了這篇XD
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2020-01-12T21:13
推爆
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By Xanthe
at 2020-01-15T15:40
QQ
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By Suhail Hany
at 2020-01-18T10:07
ID正確
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-01-21T04:33
嗨呦不會啦 哪來那麼多瘋女人
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-01-23T23:00
亮亮的一份蘇
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-01-26T17:27
ID正確,等等婊弟就出來酸了
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-01-29T11:53
AA一次 說嘴一世
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-02-01T06:20
那個痛啊
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2020-02-04T00:47
苦主XDDDD
George avatar
By George
at 2020-02-06T19:13
韓粉思維的人太多
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-02-09T13:40
笑翻了
George avatar
By George
at 2020-02-12T08:07
太中肯了
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2020-02-15T02:33
愛河太髒本來就洗不清
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-02-17T21:00
XD血淚史
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-02-20T15:27
最有資格發這篇文的男人
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2020-02-23T09:53
字裡行間充滿著真摯 絕不唬爛
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-02-26T04:20
必推 救世劍
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2020-02-28T22:47
很有既視感顆顆
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2020-03-02T17:13
你的意思是亮亮跟....喔不能亂講
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2020-03-05T11:40
笑死XD剛剛用掉推了,等等補推。
補推:))
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-03-08T06:07
字字血淚
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2020-03-11T00:33
苦主 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2020-03-13T19:00
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-03-16T13:27
不推不行
Rachel avatar
By Rachel
at 2020-03-19T07:53
苦主出現
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2020-03-22T02:20
Id正確
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By Franklin
at 2020-03-24T20:47
笑死 親身經歷給推
Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2020-03-27T15:13
肥龍就都這樣
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2020-03-30T09:40
從你口中說出 特別有說服力
字字血淚XDD
Sierra Rose avatar
By Sierra Rose
at 2020-04-02T04:07
看到這篇才知道你可悲到這樣,要活在過去多久?人生沒
發展跟前程進行了吧= = 不要覺得別人講你就好像都是
有一腿,先想想自己做人有多失敗吧。
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2020-04-04T22:33
最少都兩年了吧?整個人生進程完全卡住,你活得不累
嗎?
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-04-07T17:00
現身說法XD
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2020-04-10T11:27
越來越精彩了推個
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-04-13T05:53
親身說法給推
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2020-04-16T00:20
最有資格說話的人
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2020-04-18T18:47
幹哈哈 現身說法讚讚
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2020-04-21T13:13
苦主現身
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2020-04-24T07:40
推啊
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2020-04-27T02:07
推推
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2020-04-29T20:33
親身體驗給推
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2020-05-02T15:00
果然有經驗說起來就是很有說服力XD
James avatar
By James
at 2020-05-05T09:27
亮亮都來了XD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-05-08T03:53
哈哈
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2020-05-10T22:20
哇,蘇美大吊到月大本人來回應。這篇會爆
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-05-13T16:47
看到AA就知道是你QQ
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2020-05-16T11:13
蘇美粉大概跟韓粉一樣可撥
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2020-05-19T05:40
親身經歷給推
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2020-05-22T00:07
ㄏㄏ
Ula avatar
By Ula
at 2020-05-24T18:33
這id說服力很高阿
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2020-05-27T13:00
不要再借WIFI了 好嗎
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-05-30T07:27
有老婆還找砲友 第一段看完就知道自做自受了
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2020-06-02T01:53
AA一次 記恨一世
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2020-06-04T20:20
時間單位一蘇美,歪壞借分享,蒸蚌
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2020-06-07T14:47
說服力高給推
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-06-10T09:13
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-06-13T03:40
AA一次記恨一世
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2020-06-15T22:07
受害者現身說法,特別有說服力 AA一次,憎恨一世切記切記
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-06-18T16:33
朝聖,推苦主
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-06-21T11:00
XDD
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2020-06-24T05:27
同是肥宅 替你加油!!!
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-06-26T23:53
龍妹真恐怖
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-06-29T18:20
無忌他娘說過 越肥的女人越不能信
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2020-07-02T12:47
XDD
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2020-07-05T07:13
苦主現身說法
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2020-07-08T01:40
靠北 你講很有說服力
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-07-10T20:07
字字血淚,推哭主
Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2020-07-13T14:33
蘇美必推
Daph Bay avatar
By Daph Bay
at 2020-07-16T09:00
蘇美動粉
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2020-07-19T03:27
說好不提一分鐘的
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2020-07-21T21:53
真D慘
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2020-07-24T16:20
苦主現身說法
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2020-07-27T10:47
字字血淚啊
Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2020-07-30T05:13
朝聖XD AA一次 就算是要WIFI一次也會被記恨一世
David avatar
By David
at 2020-08-01T23:40
做了一分鐘的好夢了嗎?
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2020-08-04T18:07
苦主哈哈哈
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2020-08-07T12:33
跳到愛河本來就洗不清
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-08-10T07:00
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2020-08-13T01:27
字字血淚
Lydia avatar
By Lydia
at 2020-08-15T19:53
AA一次 說嘴一世
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-08-18T14:20
哈哈哈
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-08-21T08:47
UCCU啦 還敢約
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2020-08-24T03:13
一分鐘XD
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2020-08-26T21:40
哈哈哈
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2020-08-29T16:07
現身說法哈哈哈哈哈
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-09-01T10:33
AA一次記恨一世
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2020-09-04T05:00
太中肯啦,過來人
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-09-06T23:27
字字血淚qq
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2020-09-09T17:53
苦主現身親身經歷
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2020-09-12T12:20
哈哈哈 好有即視感
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2020-09-15T06:47
真的快笑死 慘痛經驗
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2020-09-18T01:13
笑死 肥龍還敢出來哦 看到就想吐 蘇美還能撐一分鐘已
經很強了 試問在場鄉民有誰能比他更久???
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-09-20T19:40
可憐
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2020-09-23T14:07
字字血淚
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2020-09-26T08:33
笑死XDDDD太中肯了
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2020-09-29T03:00
苦主現身說法XD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-10-01T21:27
哇兩年前的精彩對峙再度重現
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2020-10-04T15:53
該複習下:戰神大戰亮亮
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2020-10-07T10:20
XDDDDDD
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2020-10-10T04:47
朝聖推
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2020-10-12T23:13
回鍋ptt首見蘇美戰神!!!膜拜推!!
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2020-10-15T17:40
ID正確 說服力滿點
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2020-10-18T12:07
哈哈哈超靠北
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2020-10-21T06:33
樓下都幾蘇美
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2020-10-24T01:00
蘇美句句血淚
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2020-10-26T19:27
苦主XDDDDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2020-10-29T13:53
苦主XD
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2020-11-01T08:20
哈哈哈,又要開戰了嗎?
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2020-11-04T02:47
哈哈,真的
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2020-11-06T21:13
字字血淚
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2020-11-09T15:40
心路歷程
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2020-11-12T10:07
亮亮的苦主
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2020-11-15T04:33
苦主拍拍
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2020-11-17T23:00
苦主XDD
Olive avatar
By Olive
at 2020-11-20T17:27
蘇美...
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2020-11-23T11:53
真字字血淚~推
Carolina Franco avatar
By Carolina Franco
at 2020-11-26T06:20
真的苦主
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2020-11-29T00:47
幫苦主淚推

韻味十足的女生

Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2019-07-19T16:43
安安我肥宅城武啦 最近不知道為什麼吼 非常喜歡像李千娜,小豫兒, 這類型的女生啦。。。 但要在現實生活遇到真的很難, 有這麼感覺韻味的女生, 真的大部分已經成為人妻, 小弟我很俗辣, 真的不是什麼人妻偶爾騎騎沒關係那種。。 有人跟小弟一樣, 也很喜歡這類型的女生嗎? 還是有推薦的女優可以看QQ ...

女生內褲有一個破洞?

Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2019-07-19T16:02
最近認識了一個女生 是年輕可愛的類型 也是我最愛的 在第一次的約會帶著她去吃東西 看看海景 趁著夜晚昏暗的掩護下 開始了親親摸摸 捧著她的臉肆意的掠奪她嘴脣傳來的熱度 於是手也慢慢的往下觸摸 在經過胸部的時候她說很癢 愈摸愈笑 為了不讓氣氛因為這個動作 ...

炮友開始盧洨了怎辦?

Faithe avatar
By Faithe
at 2019-07-19T13:52
※ 引述《cwmd86124 ()》之銘言: : 好麻煩..... : ----- : 她說 如果這個月不去幹她的話 : 以後她也不會下來了 要跟我冷戰的意思 : 不知道在發甚麼瘋 : 是不是女的沉船了啊? : 求高手指點一下? 砲友開始滷洨怎麼辦? https://youtu.be/5OHebtVvRz ...

如果男友又軟桿...

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By Charlie
at 2019-07-19T13:44
今天是來日本的第二天 之前男友一直有換姿勢就會變軟的趨勢 想說來日本遊玩 心情上應該沒太多壓力 等等應該會趴趴 希望不要再軟桿了 男友說想帶我去混浴... 我想想這可能也是情趣之一 有板上的英雄能推薦日本可以混浴的地方嗎? 如果這樣還軟桿.... 我真的會考慮分手(怒~ - ...

高職女兼差傳播妹 陷毒海命喪多P砲房

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By Lily
at 2019-07-19T13:36
高職女兼差傳播妹 陷毒海命喪多P砲房 18:29 2019/07/17 chinatimes https://www.chinatimes.com/realtimenews/20190717003464-260402?chdtv 仍就讀高職的17歲少女長相清秀,在單親家庭長大,媽媽是新住民,家裡經濟狀況不是 ...