炮友的來源 - 成人話題討論

By Jacky
at 2016-02-11T08:56

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各位F杯 30大你們好

小弟無腦誤信了大家口中的約砲神器蜜蜂

為什麼說誤信呢?其實故事是這樣的

有天晚上無聊滑著蜜蜂

剛好看到一個女網友心情似乎不好

於是我毛遂自薦，提出陪她散心

結果她竟然答應了

心想春天來了，誰知道是愛情的墳墓。。。

大約晚上十一點見了面

陪她聊了好多她在工作上的不如意

她的眼淚,她的語氣一直敘述的她的不滿

一直到了半夜兩三點，她說她累了

正當我要送她回去的時候

她竟然提議要去旅館

想當然身為男人一定要衝一波的阿

等整晚就是等這一刻，難道等早餐嗎？

一進到房間就被要求陪她洗澡

心想難得遇到一位開放的女孩

今晚有宵夜可以吃嘍!開心

就這樣。。。我踏入了愛情的墳墓了

現在她是我老婆，法律上是夫妻

我的約砲神器?辣妹的賴?女孩的電話?

全部都不刪光光了

誰到底他奶奶的說蜜蜂是約砲神器的!

根本就是愛情墳墓挖掘機!!!!

奉勸各位別誤信大家口中的神器

選對人是神器，選錯人是墳墓阿!!!

西施點:

其實當天晚上根本就是被老婆給硬上

本來那天我要當大野狼的

誰知道一進房間我才知道我是小綿羊

一洗完澡就被老婆壓在床上

被用各種方式侵略著，凌虐著

還好老婆有小E,看著她在上面搖還蠻養眼的

不過可以麻煩不要那麼粗魯的搖嗎？

老公不是電動塑膠藍，會痛啦!!!

當晚老婆開啟了我的M屬性開關

從那天起我就天天要求老婆侵略我

不過別在用手指捅我菊花了。。。。。

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Tags: 成人

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By Hedy
at 2016-02-15T06:26

這....樓下交給你了

By Jake
at 2016-02-19T03:55

Undertaker 4ni?

By Tom
at 2016-02-23T01:25

還好我女友開啟的是我s屬性，但她還是想玩我屁眼

By Victoria
at 2016-02-26T22:55

醒醒吧，你一直在電腦前

By Damian
at 2016-03-01T20:24

在下新警察，蜜蜂是啥？

By Elvira
at 2016-03-05T17:54

beetalk

By Kumar
at 2016-03-09T15:24

也好啦，一試成主顧

By Mary
at 2016-03-13T12:53

捅菊花耶，說不定完全開發你會愛(?

By Andy
at 2016-03-17T10:23

好幸福啊

By Hedda
at 2016-03-21T07:53

笑死身為一個前輩你有沒有話要對我們這些後輩提醒的

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-25T05:22

睡對了叫結婚睡錯了叫青春恭喜老爺賀喜老爺

By Erin
at 2016-03-29T02:52

人帥真好我的beetalk是單機的傳訊息都沒回應

By Eden
at 2016-04-02T00:22

xddddd

By Joe
at 2016-04-05T21:51

DDD 羨慕!!!

By Belly
at 2016-04-09T19:21

幹內文咧我怎看不到

By Necoo
at 2016-04-13T16:51

閃屁

By Valerie
at 2016-04-17T14:20

我來源是同事 #1MTNqV2D (sex)

By Caitlin
at 2016-04-21T11:50

太閃喇～～～

By Elizabeth
at 2016-04-25T09:20

菊花殘滿地傷～～

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-04-29T06:49

怎摸遇到啊我也想要

By Iris
at 2016-05-03T04:19

讚啦，另一種幸福

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-05-07T01:48

有笑有推XD

By Olivia
at 2016-05-10T23:18

推~

By Tom
at 2016-05-14T20:48

殺小XD

By Rosalind
at 2016-05-18T18:17

哈哈哈有點猛竟然老婆惹

By Selena
at 2016-05-22T15:47

哈哈哈哈哈

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-26T13:17

閃屁閃！單身ㄈㄓ怒噓你！

By Charlie
at 2016-05-30T10:46

等我交到女朋友就補推回來^^

By Jessica
at 2016-06-03T08:16

樓下抄大

By Franklin
at 2016-06-07T05:46

我超大

By Isla
at 2016-06-11T03:15

原來是閃文啊

By Candice
at 2016-06-15T00:45

淦好閃喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

By Olga
at 2016-06-18T22:15

怎麼我很像知道你是誰...

By Lydia
at 2016-06-22T19:44

好啦你乖乖齁不哭不哭

By Jessica
at 2016-06-26T17:14

空白文啊誰來桶他

By Kristin
at 2016-06-30T14:44

不錯

By Faithe
at 2016-07-04T12:13

E奶圖呢

By Necoo
at 2016-07-08T09:43

恭喜恭喜

By Quanna
at 2016-07-12T07:13

By Lucy
at 2016-07-16T04:42

閃屁QQ

By Eartha
at 2016-07-20T02:12

認識一個玩很大的妹頭（男，女都可）

By Isla
at 2016-07-23T23:41

我是只有認識一個男的妹頭，就真的會搭橋拉線了

By Emma
at 2016-07-27T21:11

閃屁閃XDD

By Victoria
at 2016-07-31T18:41

肯負責給個推

By Emma
at 2016-08-04T16:10

很會睡欸欸感覺厲害一試成主顧

By Olive
at 2016-08-08T13:40

好個斗m

By Tom
at 2016-08-12T11:10

好傻好天真無誤XD

By Edith
at 2016-08-16T08:39

嫉妒推

By Necoo
at 2016-08-20T06:09

哇靠這樣你們認識多久ㄚ

By Hedda
at 2016-08-24T03:39

好幸福

By Elizabeth
at 2016-08-28T01:08

推好幸福～

By Wallis
at 2016-08-31T22:38

幹閃屁整篇空白文

By Candice
at 2016-09-04T20:08

西斯閃文該推

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-09-08T17:37

炫耀文不噓不行

By Charlotte
at 2016-09-12T15:07

讓我為你高歌一曲菊花殘

By Emily
at 2016-09-16T12:37

新春第一笑就給你惹

By Margaret
at 2016-09-20T10:06

推就可以交到女朋友嗎QQQQQ

By Queena
at 2016-09-24T07:36

等孩子滿月她就跟別人搖

By Anthony
at 2016-09-28T05:06

好啦推了可是真的變老婆?

By Megan
at 2016-10-02T02:35

哈哈哈

By Kelly
at 2016-10-06T00:05

老婆圖啊…雙手也是老婆啊

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-09T21:34

這也太有趣XDD 賀喜原po

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-10-13T19:04

老婆的E奶圖咧！!

By Kelly
at 2016-10-17T16:34

一直想找女Ｓ看看ＱＱ

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