炮友暈船怎麼辦 - 成人話題討論

By James
at 2017-08-07T20:49

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日前在昆蟲APP遇到30出頭大叔

一開始抱著無聊找人聊聊的心態...

不小心就被大叔聊走了

看完電影在深夜的停車場戰了一回...

皮椅應該不會怕水...

吃過永和豆漿後又被帶回旅館決鬥

我也表明不談感情各取所需開心就好

但大叔卻一再身家調查

甚至跑到工作地點說要送午餐...

我開始害怕這是暈船嗎...

我不想有太多的感情負擔

因為過往有各種不好經驗

補西施點

本來以為可以好好的在床上...

沒想到在車裡大叔的喘息摸著摸著

就...

不小心坐到駕駛座了呢

車頂特別矮只能每下都頂著....

>\\\\\<

皮椅都濕濕的...

結果就穿著濕濕的褲子回到房間

隔天還有點痛痛的

好像空空的...

http://imgur.com/a/

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Tags: 成人

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By Frederica
at 2017-08-11T05:27

嗯

By Frederica
at 2017-08-14T14:05

看來要休旅車才適合妳

By Mason
at 2017-08-17T22:43

好正

By David
at 2017-08-21T07:21

屁股痛齁，五樓都知道

By Gilbert
at 2017-08-24T15:59

推短髮很可以

By Kristin
at 2017-08-28T00:37

難怪會暈船

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-08-31T09:15

換我就好了不用煩惱

By Victoria
at 2017-09-03T17:53

應該是暈車

By Daniel
at 2017-09-07T02:31

我都約不到 QQ

By Daniel
at 2017-09-10T11:08

暈船沒怎辦啊跟單戀一樣能閃則閃等他暈下一個

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-09-13T19:46

我有貨車...

By Elma
at 2017-09-17T04:24

下次跟炮友給假的背景資訊就好了免得麻煩

By Mary
at 2017-09-20T13:02

約我不會有這煩腦。站內信謝謝！

By Tracy
at 2017-09-23T21:40

看這個多麻煩善後就盡量該換電話就換

By Oscar
at 2017-09-27T06:18

找和運吧

By Delia
at 2017-09-30T14:56

下次試試敞篷車

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-03T23:34

感情什麼的收放自如

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-07T08:12

羨慕休旅車無妹載

By Hamiltion
at 2017-10-10T16:50

跟這種暈的要講清楚不然還是早踢開比較安全

By Anthony
at 2017-10-14T01:28

暈了暈了肯定暈了

By Ida
at 2017-10-17T10:06

其實，皮椅會滲水！

By Poppy
at 2017-10-20T18:44

他不暈的話讓我來暈！

By Agatha
at 2017-10-24T03:22

介紹ㄧ個給他讓他轉移目標就好
人正就是麻煩攤手

By Puput
at 2017-10-27T12:00

我自備暈車藥，寄了

By Cara
at 2017-10-30T20:37

啊嘶

By John
at 2017-11-03T05:15

送午餐金恐怖

By Liam
at 2017-11-06T13:53

真的暈就講清楚切斷所有聯絡方式

By Isla
at 2017-11-09T22:31

這次到工作地點送午餐下次就是到你家樓下…………收服
閃電鳥了

By Candice
at 2017-11-13T07:09

短髮讚讚平衡感極差約我不暈^_^

By Rae
at 2017-11-16T15:47

你需要我這種不會暈的大叔XDDD

By Yuri
at 2017-11-20T00:25

再跟他說清楚一次一樣的話就直接疏遠吧

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-11-23T09:03

樓樓上平衡感差所以不易暈是怎麼得知？

By Caroline
at 2017-11-26T17:41

臉不行

By Jacob
at 2017-11-30T02:19

我開休旅車

By Ingrid
at 2017-12-03T10:57

推鎖骨有性感...

By Daniel
at 2017-12-06T19:35

我一定帶妳去旅館(誤!!??

By Joseph
at 2017-12-10T04:13

我覺得可以

By Oscar
at 2017-12-13T12:51

如果相處的感覺還不錯的話，可以跟他說步調慢一點，
一開始就這樣會嚇到妳，送午餐或許只是他貼心的小
動作

By Thomas
at 2017-12-16T21:29

短髮只能推惹

By Ina
at 2017-12-20T06:06

寄了回我

By Kumar
at 2017-12-23T14:44

快跳

By Edith
at 2017-12-26T23:22

看到妳應該很多人會暈船

By Dinah
at 2017-12-30T08:00

這樣不算暈吧

By Caitlin
at 2018-01-02T16:38

寂寞的人很多

By Hazel
at 2018-01-06T01:16

吃太近了？？

By Jacky
at 2018-01-09T09:54

這短髮白皙只有推了....

By Zenobia
at 2018-01-12T18:32

我不身家調查不送午餐拋棄他選我吧

By Zora
at 2018-01-16T03:10

這胸跟大叔我差不多

By Madame
at 2018-01-19T11:48

這樣很不對啊

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-01-22T20:26

來決鬥啊

By Hamiltion
at 2018-01-26T05:04

可惡想約

By Caitlin
at 2018-01-29T13:42

短髮讚

By Brianna
at 2018-02-01T22:20

推短髮

By Olga
at 2018-02-05T06:58

我可以收到你的信嗎

By Tracy
at 2018-02-08T15:35

暈了，就說妳其實早有男友啦

By Quintina
at 2018-02-12T00:13

記得帶內褲換

By Candice
at 2018-02-15T08:51

換個老船長呀

By Barb Cronin
at 2018-02-18T17:29

大叔想穩定了吧XD

By Cara
at 2018-02-22T02:07

三噸半

By Ivy
at 2018-02-25T10:45

我有寄請回我

By Vanessa
at 2018-02-28T19:23

大叔約不到

By Eden
at 2018-03-04T04:01

看來你是要水泥車

By Bennie
at 2018-03-07T12:39

有考慮運高機嗎?

By Kristin
at 2018-03-10T21:17

這圖我也暈慘了XD

By Mary
at 2018-03-14T05:55

叫他換台發財車

By Michael
at 2018-03-17T14:33

鎖骨!!!!

By Oscar
at 2018-03-20T23:11

快放手吧....換我

By Lucy
at 2018-03-24T07:49

我也30出頭

By Elma
at 2018-03-27T16:27

好辣

By Lily
at 2018-03-31T01:04

不要逼我重新下載昆蟲

By Ursula
at 2018-04-03T09:42

小奶我可以

By Emma
at 2018-04-06T18:20

奶不錯

By Enid
at 2018-04-10T02:58

很好

By Joe
at 2018-04-13T11:36

怎麼我都碰到龍...

By Bethany
at 2018-04-16T20:14

暈車吧？

By Susan
at 2018-04-20T04:52

我不暈

By Dora
at 2018-04-23T13:30

葉佩喔

By Audriana
at 2018-04-26T22:08

不如約公車司機

By Hedwig
at 2018-04-30T06:46

我是大叔，有休旅車，不黏牙

By Hedwig
at 2018-05-03T15:24

羨慕

By Jessica
at 2018-05-07T00:02

換一個比較好

By Elma
at 2018-05-10T08:40

麻煩昆蟲帳號分享一下……

By Dorothy
at 2018-05-13T17:18

紅唇！！漂亮唷

By Elma
at 2018-05-17T01:56

短髮俐落！

By Charlie
at 2018-05-20T10:33

選我吧!大叔不暈~

By Andrew
at 2018-05-23T19:11

沒道理啊太不科學了

By Genevieve
at 2018-05-27T03:49

大叔...(￣▽￣)

By Hazel
at 2018-05-30T12:27

約我不會有這煩惱，站內信謝謝

By Selena
at 2018-06-02T21:05

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

By Daniel
at 2018-06-06T05:43

約我互相取暖啊

By Andy
at 2018-06-09T14:21

http://i.imgur.com/RZkIg2H.jpg 外面顯示很奇怪?

By Steve
at 2018-06-12T22:59

我也是大叔可以約我

By Candice
at 2018-06-16T07:37

短髮完美下次記得約前先講好不黏牙

By Audriana
at 2018-06-19T16:15

這胸型真是讚啊！

By Ina
at 2018-06-23T00:53

好正

By Isla
at 2018-06-26T09:31

開天窗不會頂到，選我

By Yuri
at 2018-06-29T18:09

大叔看到這篇立馬換車再來找妳

By Sandy
at 2018-07-03T02:47

妳我可以

By Gilbert
at 2018-07-06T11:25

找下一個啊

By Tracy
at 2018-07-09T20:02

黏牙請刷牙

By Regina
at 2018-07-13T04:40

你心裡的陰影可能讓適合的一對錯過彼此。也許你們不適
合，如果適合就是錯的時間點了

By Ida
at 2018-07-16T13:18

認真回答換一個你條件應該可以挑很多的男生

By Jacky
at 2018-07-19T21:56

暈車XDDDDD

By Jack
at 2018-07-23T06:34

我老船長不會暈

By Ingrid
at 2018-07-26T15:12

我是老頭

By Agnes
at 2018-07-29T23:50

這圖我大叔也暈了，寄了回我

By Agatha
at 2018-08-02T08:28

難怪大叔秒暈不然我騎機車好了不會有頂(?

By Queena
at 2018-08-05T17:06

我說啊你喜歡跟他暈嗎

By Necoo
at 2018-08-09T01:44

好想約你哦

By Blanche
at 2018-08-12T10:22

有新進信件

By Edwina
at 2018-08-15T19:00

認真回遇到再有好感的也要懂得保護自己不然哪時候fb標記
你都不知道

By Caroline
at 2018-08-19T03:38

這位大叔暈的好徹底，像我就不會～

By Rae
at 2018-08-22T12:16

我可以報名抽號碼牌

By Dinah
at 2018-08-25T20:54

大叔休旅車以前跑船不會暈 , 寄了回我

By Callum
at 2018-08-29T05:31

我不會暈船，選我

By Andrew
at 2018-09-01T14:09

就很哈而已，不用腦補

By Kristin
at 2018-09-04T22:47

好正

By Callum
at 2018-09-08T07:25

以照片來說還滿會的

By Genevieve
at 2018-09-11T16:03

啊嘶

By Necoo
at 2018-09-15T00:41

推我也想

By Connor
at 2018-09-18T09:19

可惡...

By Linda
at 2018-09-21T17:57

登入次數181

By Kumar
at 2018-09-25T02:35

看到短髮我都暈了

By Bennie
at 2018-09-28T11:13

看到鎖骨也暈了.....

By William
at 2018-10-01T19:51

換我不暈的就好顆顆

By Emma
at 2018-10-05T04:29

換一個。譬如我

By James
at 2018-10-08T13:07

愛不釋手

By Tracy
at 2018-10-11T21:45

我自備暈船藥

By Vanessa
at 2018-10-15T06:23

聽說車震過的車會出事所以不要找大叔了來找我

By Joe
at 2018-10-18T15:00

原po感覺超正～

By Sarah
at 2018-10-21T23:38

來X6試試

By Brianna
at 2018-10-25T08:16

原來30出頭是大叔了......

By Andy
at 2018-10-28T16:54

有跟到圖，開心XD

By Doris
at 2018-11-01T01:32

讓我來吧保證不暈

By Charlotte
at 2018-11-04T10:10

抽的是空虛

By Daniel
at 2018-11-07T18:48

照片沒露甚麼東西也需要刪哦??

By Delia
at 2018-11-11T03:26

可能太多人寄信了

By Jake
at 2018-11-14T12:04

暈船就跑吧

By Selena
at 2018-11-17T20:42

這趕快跑吧難搞

By Bethany
at 2018-11-21T05:20

求站內XD

By Zora
at 2018-11-24T13:58

求站內XD

By Dinah
at 2018-11-27T22:36

求站內 300P

By Donna
at 2018-12-01T07:14

求站內照片

By Belly
at 2018-12-04T15:52

有休旅車卻沒得推...

By Dinah
at 2018-12-08T00:29

我有台電子花車，我最討厭身家調查！約我吧！XDD

By Belly
at 2018-12-11T09:07

求站內

炮友暈船怎麼辦 - 成人話題討論

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