炮友暈船怎麼辦 - 成人話題討論

James avatar
By James
at 2017-08-07T20:49

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日前在昆蟲APP遇到30出頭大叔

一開始抱著無聊找人聊聊的心態...

不小心就被大叔聊走了

看完電影在深夜的停車場戰了一回...

皮椅應該不會怕水...

吃過永和豆漿後又被帶回旅館決鬥

我也表明不談感情各取所需開心就好

但大叔卻一再身家調查

甚至跑到工作地點說要送午餐...

我開始害怕這是暈船嗎...

我不想有太多的感情負擔

因為過往有各種不好經驗



補西施點

本來以為可以好好的在床上...

沒想到在車裡大叔的喘息摸著摸著

就...

不小心坐到駕駛座了呢

車頂特別矮只能每下都頂著....

>\\\\\<

皮椅都濕濕的...

結果就穿著濕濕的褲子回到房間

隔天還有點痛痛的

好像空空的...

http://imgur.com/a/




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Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-08-11T05:27
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2017-08-14T14:05
看來要休旅車才適合妳
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2017-08-17T22:43
好正
David avatar
By David
at 2017-08-21T07:21
屁股痛齁,五樓都知道
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2017-08-24T15:59
推短髮 很可以
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2017-08-28T00:37
難怪會暈船
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2017-08-31T09:15
換我就好了 不用煩惱
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2017-09-03T17:53
應該是暈車
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2017-09-07T02:31
我都約不到 QQ
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2017-09-10T11:08
暈船沒怎辦啊 跟單戀一樣 能閃則閃 等他暈下一個
Skylar Davis avatar
By Skylar Davis
at 2017-09-13T19:46
我有貨車...
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2017-09-17T04:24
下次跟炮友給假的背景資訊就好了 免得麻煩
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2017-09-20T13:02
約我不會有這煩腦。站內信謝謝!
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2017-09-23T21:40
看這個多麻煩 善後就盡量 該換電話就換
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-09-27T06:18
找和運吧
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2017-09-30T14:56
下次試試敞篷車
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-03T23:34
感情什麼的收放自如
Todd Johnson avatar
By Todd Johnson
at 2017-10-07T08:12
羨慕 休旅車 無妹載
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2017-10-10T16:50
跟這種暈的要講清楚 不然還是早踢開比較安全
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2017-10-14T01:28
暈了暈了 肯定暈了
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2017-10-17T10:06
其實,皮椅會滲水!
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2017-10-20T18:44
他不暈的話讓我來暈!
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2017-10-24T03:22
介紹ㄧ個給他 讓他轉移目標就好
人正就是麻煩 攤手
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2017-10-27T12:00
我自備暈車藥,寄了
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2017-10-30T20:37
啊嘶
John avatar
By John
at 2017-11-03T05:15
送午餐金恐怖
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2017-11-06T13:53
真的暈就講清楚切斷所有聯絡方式
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2017-11-09T22:31
這次到工作地點送午餐 下次就是到你家樓下…………收服
閃電鳥了
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2017-11-13T07:09
短髮讚讚 平衡感極差約我不暈^_^
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2017-11-16T15:47
你需要我這種不會暈的大叔XDDD
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2017-11-20T00:25
再跟他說清楚一次 一樣的話就直接疏遠吧
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-11-23T09:03
樓樓上 平衡感差所以不易暈是怎麼得知?
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2017-11-26T17:41
臉不行
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2017-11-30T02:19
我開休旅車
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2017-12-03T10:57
推 鎖骨有性感...
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2017-12-06T19:35
我一定帶妳去旅館(誤!!??
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2017-12-10T04:13
我覺得可以
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2017-12-13T12:51
如果相處的感覺還不錯的話,可以跟他說步調慢一點,
一開始就這樣會嚇到妳,送午餐或許只是他貼心的小
動作
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2017-12-16T21:29
短髮只能推惹
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2017-12-20T06:06
寄了 回我
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2017-12-23T14:44
快跳
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2017-12-26T23:22
看到妳應該很多人會暈船
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2017-12-30T08:00
這樣不算暈吧
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-01-02T16:38
寂寞的人很多
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2018-01-06T01:16
吃太近了??
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2018-01-09T09:54
這短髮白皙只有推了....
Zenobia avatar
By Zenobia
at 2018-01-12T18:32
我不身家調查不送午餐拋棄他選我吧
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-01-16T03:10
這胸跟大叔我差不多
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2018-01-19T11:48
這樣很不對啊
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-01-22T20:26
來決鬥啊
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2018-01-26T05:04
可惡 想約
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2018-01-29T13:42
短髮 讚
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-02-01T22:20
推短髮
Olga avatar
By Olga
at 2018-02-05T06:58
我可以收到你的信嗎
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2018-02-08T15:35
暈了,就說妳其實早有男友啦
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2018-02-12T00:13
記得帶內褲換
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-02-15T08:51
換個老船長呀
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2018-02-18T17:29
大叔想穩定了吧XD
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2018-02-22T02:07
三噸半
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2018-02-25T10:45
我有寄 請回我
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-02-28T19:23
大叔約不到
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2018-03-04T04:01
看來你是要水泥車
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-03-07T12:39
有考慮運高機嗎?
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2018-03-10T21:17
這圖我也暈慘了XD
Mary avatar
By Mary
at 2018-03-14T05:55
叫他換台發財車
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2018-03-17T14:33
鎖骨!!!!
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2018-03-20T23:11
快放手吧....換我
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2018-03-24T07:49
我也30出頭
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-03-27T16:27
好辣
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2018-03-31T01:04
不要逼我重新下載昆蟲
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2018-04-03T09:42
小奶我可以
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-04-06T18:20
奶不錯
Enid avatar
By Enid
at 2018-04-10T02:58
很好
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2018-04-13T11:36
怎麼我都碰到龍...
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-04-16T20:14
暈車吧?
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2018-04-20T04:52
我不暈
Dora avatar
By Dora
at 2018-04-23T13:30
葉佩喔
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2018-04-26T22:08
不如約公車司機
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-04-30T06:46
我是大叔,有休旅車,不黏牙
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2018-05-03T15:24
羨慕
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2018-05-07T00:02
換一個比較好
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-05-10T08:40
麻煩昆蟲帳號分享一下……
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2018-05-13T17:18
紅唇!!漂亮唷
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2018-05-17T01:56
短髮 俐落!
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2018-05-20T10:33
選我吧!大叔不暈~
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-05-23T19:11
沒道理啊太不科學了
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-05-27T03:49
大叔...( ̄▽ ̄)
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2018-05-30T12:27
約我不會有這煩惱,站內信謝謝
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2018-06-02T21:05
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2018-06-06T05:43
約我互相取暖啊
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2018-06-09T14:21
http://i.imgur.com/RZkIg2H.jpg 外面顯示很奇怪?
Steve avatar
By Steve
at 2018-06-12T22:59
我也是大叔可以約我
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2018-06-16T07:37
短髮完美 下次記得約前先講好不黏牙
Audriana avatar
By Audriana
at 2018-06-19T16:15
這胸型真是讚啊!
Ina avatar
By Ina
at 2018-06-23T00:53
好正
Isla avatar
By Isla
at 2018-06-26T09:31
開天窗不會頂到,選我
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2018-06-29T18:09
大叔看到這篇立馬換車再來找妳
Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2018-07-03T02:47
妳我可以
Gilbert avatar
By Gilbert
at 2018-07-06T11:25
找下一個啊
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2018-07-09T20:02
黏牙請刷牙
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2018-07-13T04:40
你心裡的陰影可能讓適合的一對錯過彼此。也許你們不適
合,如果適合就是錯的時間點了
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2018-07-16T13:18
認真回答 換一個 你條件應該可以挑很多的男生
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2018-07-19T21:56
暈車XDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2018-07-23T06:34
我老船長 不會暈
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2018-07-26T15:12
我是老頭
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2018-07-29T23:50
這圖我大叔也暈了,寄了回我
Agatha avatar
By Agatha
at 2018-08-02T08:28
難怪大叔秒暈 不然我騎機車好了 不會有頂(?
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2018-08-05T17:06
我說啊 你喜歡跟他暈嗎
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2018-08-09T01:44
好想約你哦
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2018-08-12T10:22
有新進信件
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2018-08-15T19:00
認真回 遇到再有好感的也要懂得保護自己 不然哪時候fb標記
你都不知道
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2018-08-19T03:38
這位大叔暈的好徹底,像我就不會~
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2018-08-22T12:16
我可以 報名抽號碼牌
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-08-25T20:54
大叔 休旅車 以前跑船不會暈 , 寄了回我
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-08-29T05:31
我不會暈船,選我
Andrew avatar
By Andrew
at 2018-09-01T14:09
就很哈而已,不用腦補
Kristin avatar
By Kristin
at 2018-09-04T22:47
好正
Callum avatar
By Callum
at 2018-09-08T07:25
以照片來說 還滿會的
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2018-09-11T16:03
啊嘶
Necoo avatar
By Necoo
at 2018-09-15T00:41
推 我也想
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2018-09-18T09:19
可惡...
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2018-09-21T17:57
登入次數181
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2018-09-25T02:35
看到短髮我都暈了
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2018-09-28T11:13
看到鎖骨也暈了.....
William avatar
By William
at 2018-10-01T19:51
換我不暈的就好 顆顆
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2018-10-05T04:29
換一個。譬如我
James avatar
By James
at 2018-10-08T13:07
愛不釋手
Tracy avatar
By Tracy
at 2018-10-11T21:45
我自備暈船藥
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2018-10-15T06:23
聽說車震過的車會出事 所以不要找大叔了來找我
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2018-10-18T15:00
原po感覺超正~
Sarah avatar
By Sarah
at 2018-10-21T23:38
來X6試試
Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2018-10-25T08:16
原來30出頭是大叔了......
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2018-10-28T16:54
有跟到圖,開心XD
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2018-11-01T01:32
讓我來吧 保證不暈
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2018-11-04T10:10
抽的是空虛
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2018-11-07T18:48
照片沒露甚麼東西也需要刪哦??
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2018-11-11T03:26
可能太多人寄信了
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2018-11-14T12:04
暈船就跑吧
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2018-11-17T20:42
這趕快跑吧 難搞
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2018-11-21T05:20
求站內XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2018-11-24T13:58
求站內XD
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-11-27T22:36
求站內 300P
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2018-12-01T07:14
求站內照片
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2018-12-04T15:52
有休旅車 卻沒得推...
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2018-12-08T00:29
我有台電子花車,我最討厭身家調查!約我吧!XDD
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2018-12-11T09:07
求站內

ADHD

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By Kumar
at 2017-08-07T12:42
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By Edith
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