洨蟑螂 - 成人話題討論

By Anthony
at 2015-12-13T22:24

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不得不說

這大概是我這輩子遇到最白爛的經歷
最近這兩三週房間書桌附近莫名奇妙的出現很多小蟑螂
(德國蟑螂神煩)
放蟑螂屋噴藥水煙都沒用
而且房間沒有食物真的不知道從哪來的
找也找不到
弄的我快發瘋

就在昨天晚上尻尻阿斯的空白十幾秒忽然

"咦？腳怎麼忽然癢癢的？"

往下一看滴了幾滴在地上還有4～5隻大大小小的強哥衝過去正在吃他媽蟑螂在吃我的洨!
!!!!
而且我腳上還爬了一隻!!!!!

我站起來一邊跳一邊罵"幹0糧雞掰幹0糧雞掰"
順便拿起手上的電蚊拍消滅他們
最後全部一起用衛生紙擦掉

這時後我心裡毛毛的
"該不會…是那吧"

書桌的下面有放了一個垃圾桶是搖蓋式的
就跟這個一模一樣
http://i.imgur.com/8ubj9xA.jpg

平常只丟紙屑和用過的衛生紙O/////O
所以之前沒特別去看因為滿的很慢
我稍微壓下蓋子拿起手機打光照了一下

媽辣裏面…裏面!!!!!大家族阿!!!!!!!
操他媽!!!!!太誇張了!!!!!
為什麼可以靠吃沾有洨的衛生紙維生辣
真他媽不是小蟑螂是洨蟑螂啊啊啊啊啊
太令人崩潰啦啦啦啦啦
這到底是怎樣的生態圈阿幹幹幹幹幹

我直接把整個垃圾桶拿到浴室噴殺蟲劑消滅他們真的太靠北了

我想我最近不敢在房間尻尻了…

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By Carol
at 2015-12-15T07:01

髒東西

By Isla
at 2015-12-16T15:38

好噁啊啊

By Jessica
at 2015-12-18T00:15

你沒注意到有幾支小蟑螂跟你長得很像嗎

By Victoria
at 2015-12-19T08:52

這種奇觀怎沒先拍照

By Mia
at 2015-12-20T17:29

馬眼上有小蟑螂嗎？

By Una
at 2015-12-22T02:05

塗一點在腳底上，當做去角質吧！

By Elvira
at 2015-12-23T10:42

靠你是怎麼打的打到地板都是

By Hamiltion
at 2015-12-24T19:19

那一窩可能是之前吃過你洨的蟑螂生下來的

By Zanna
at 2015-12-26T03:56

那個蟑螂他臉有沒有.....

By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-12-27T12:33

噁不噁

By Olive
at 2015-12-28T21:10

蟑螂什麼都吃...等等矮額~~你口爆蟑螂耶

By Genevieve
at 2015-12-30T05:46

快吐了

By Jessica
at 2015-12-31T14:23

睡覺的時候都在舔

By Kumar
at 2016-01-01T23:00

你的子孫兒女都被蟑螂吃了

By Noah
at 2016-01-03T07:37

樓下睡覺的時候蟑螂都鑽進馬眼舔

By Caroline
at 2016-01-04T16:14

XDDDDDDD

By Valerie
at 2016-01-06T00:51

......糖尿病0口0？

By Sarah
at 2016-01-07T09:27

你的洨甜甜

By Caitlin
at 2016-01-08T18:04

蟑螂也愛吃洨

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-01-10T02:41

好好笑哦………

By Ethan
at 2016-01-11T11:18

幹超噁但笑噴

By Tracy
at 2016-01-12T19:55

推

By Hedy
at 2016-01-14T04:32

豪可怕

By Vanessa
at 2016-01-15T13:08

幹你的洨你自己有吃過味道嗎描述一下

By Dora
at 2016-01-16T21:45

高蛋白補品

By Anonymous
at 2016-01-18T06:22

紅明顯，要注意身體，體液太甜

By Quintina
at 2016-01-19T14:59

你可能有糖尿病，盡早檢查

By Jack
at 2016-01-20T23:36

啾機

By Leila
at 2016-01-22T08:13

蟑螂是無辜的

By Quintina
at 2016-01-23T16:49

糖尿病洨也會變甜QAQ?

By Jessica
at 2016-01-25T01:26

洨甜甜

By Steve
at 2016-01-26T10:03

洨很營養阿wwwwwwwwwwwww

By Margaret
at 2016-01-27T18:40

幹

By Belly
at 2016-01-29T03:17

..........

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-01-30T11:54

那些母蟑螂肚子裡都是你的親骨肉啊！

By Victoria
at 2016-01-31T20:30

這…該推一家團聚嗎

By William
at 2016-02-02T05:07

洨蟑螂：拔比不要殺我呀QAQ

By Olive
at 2016-02-03T13:44

好變態...我笑死了

By Damian
at 2016-02-04T22:21

親骨肉

By Hedy
at 2016-02-06T06:58

殺兒兇手必須死

By Joe
at 2016-02-07T15:35

你把蟑螂口爆惹la

By Emma
at 2016-02-09T00:11

我以為你是女生

By Kumar
at 2016-02-10T08:48

我還以為會有黏鼠板的效果

By Dorothy
at 2016-02-11T17:25

糖洨病

By Kyle
at 2016-02-13T02:02

都沒定期清哪裡一定很臭XD

By Leila
at 2016-02-14T10:39

你殺了你的子子孫孫阿哈哈哈

By Anthony
at 2016-02-15T19:16

發文不附圖，此風不可長

By Sandy
at 2016-02-17T03:52

呵呵，這麼年輕就子孫滿堂

By Ivy
at 2016-02-18T12:29

真的是很噁

By Hamiltion
at 2016-02-19T21:06

賀喜夫人賀喜老爺

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-02-21T05:43

鍵盤醫生判斷結果--糖洨病

By Una
at 2016-02-22T14:20

我的有被螞蟻吃過

By Ivy
at 2016-02-23T22:57

蟑螂...正在消滅人類啊！

By Cara
at 2016-02-25T07:33

看，這就是你的後代喲！蟑螂寶寶靠你養大的

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-26T16:10

超~強！好險我都沖掉。

By Hamiltion
at 2016-02-28T00:47

我以前的衛生紙也長過蛆
之後學乖都沖馬桶

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-02-29T09:24

丟垃圾桶會長蟲我都丟馬桶

By Regina
at 2016-03-01T18:01

長蛆感覺更噁…

By Carol
at 2016-03-03T02:38

把洨吃下去就不會再有蟑螂惹

By Quintina
at 2016-03-04T11:14

蟑螂聞他老婆的內褲有洨味，來找你了

By Adele
at 2016-03-05T19:51

相煎何太急

By Edwina
at 2016-03-07T04:28

蟑螂王

By Enid
at 2016-03-08T13:05

大義滅親自己的骨肉好意思殺?

By Thomas
at 2016-03-09T21:42

恭喜原po口爆蟑螂成就達成

By Robert
at 2016-03-11T06:19

哈

By Candice
at 2016-03-12T14:55

這樣也是糖尿病？……

By Elizabeth
at 2016-03-13T23:32

哈哈哈哈哈你看看你就愛你這一味

By Kristin
at 2016-03-15T08:09

到底是怎麼打的可以打的滿地都是

By Jessica
at 2016-03-16T16:46

糖尿病逆?

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