洨當家的緣起 - 成人話題討論

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-12-04T21:14

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最近比較忙沒有空做菜就來分享一下

洨當家我是怎麼開始有這樣的想法的呢

有許多人都非常好奇來信詢問

那就讓我來說個故事吧

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幾年前

洨當家跟女友一起讀南部某大學時

當時是一起住那一天是一個很一般的中午

洨當家的女友去上課了

正準備來尻一發

這時女友突然打來

希望洨當家幫她做一頓豐盛的午餐給她

讓她們班上同學羨慕一下

只好硬著頭(ㄌㄢˇ)皮(ㄐㄧㄠˋ)

去煮了一個愛心便當

煮完還有點時間就繼續尻著就要噴的時候

突然看到放在電腦旁邊....

有個便當盒

精蟲衝腦就噴下去了.....

然後聖人模式就啟動

開始經歷聖人四階段

1.否認：不，這太變態不會是我做的...不...

2.後悔：我怎麼會這樣做.....

3.混亂：怎麼辦怎麼辦沒有時間重新做

4.接受：好吧，要怎麼弄才吃不出來洨味...

在經過一番處理後，終於直接聞不出來洨味

就緊張的拿著便當盒去給女友

然後回家緊張的怕被發現咒罵一頓

結果女友傳來一張

女友跟她三個正妹同學

一起吃我的愛心便當的合照

洨當家從此誕生.......

洨叮嚀：不經過別人同意這樣做是違法的，洨朋友不要學！小心會被吉！

洨美食精彩回顧：

1.自己動手做-洨味烤布蕾
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1443280994.A.27D.html

2.自己動手作-洨醬義大利麵佐干貝
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1443530233.A.270.html

3.自己動手做-奶皮洨味鮮蝦鍋貼
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1443841123.A.B7C.html

4.自己動手做-重乳酪洨味蛋糕
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1448724474.A.DC4.html

5.自己動手作-泰式月亮洨蝦餅
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1449292645.A.3EE.html

6.自己動手做-牛肉馬鈴薯洨味烘餅
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1449907415.A.1D4.html

7.自己動手做-珍珠洨味烏龍鮮奶茶(鄉民點餐1)
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1450502902.A.72C.html

8.自己動手做-洨味檸檬塔
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1454075513.A.8DD.html

9.自己動手做-洨籠湯包
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1463732838.A.087.html

10.自己動手作-牛肉黃金炒洨飯
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/sex/M.1471601040.A.DFE.html

慢慢毀滅大家的美食，是我的快樂
https://www.facebook.com/specialeating/?fref=ts

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Tags: 正妹

All Comments

By Jake
at 2016-12-08T18:58

推

By Mia
at 2016-12-12T16:43

搶

By Xanthe
at 2016-12-16T14:27

哩金變態XDDDD

By Sandy
at 2016-12-20T12:11

哩金變態XDD

By Franklin
at 2016-12-24T09:55

可以透露作了什麼處理讓洨味聞不出來嗎

By Olivia
at 2016-12-28T07:39

推

By Erin
at 2017-01-01T05:23

49.197.95.112

By Kama
at 2017-01-05T03:07

推

By Mary
at 2017-01-09T00:52

哩金變態

By Audriana
at 2017-01-12T22:36

推

By William
at 2017-01-16T20:20

料理洨教室

By Elvira
at 2017-01-20T18:04

洨當家你.......

By William
at 2017-01-24T15:48

要被吉啦XD

By Bennie
at 2017-01-28T13:32

洨當家....不推不行

By Rebecca
at 2017-02-01T11:16

推啊推

By Frederic
at 2017-02-05T09:01

太壞了XDDDD他們知道肯定會想殺你

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-02-09T06:45

太神拉

By Aaliyah
at 2017-02-13T04:29

居然沒菜

By Christine
at 2017-02-17T02:13

期待你的新作品

By Connor
at 2017-02-20T23:57

這不推不行啊

By Necoo
at 2017-02-24T21:41

太神啦

By Christine
at 2017-02-28T19:26

這算間接口爆嗎

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-03-04T17:10

同學哈哈哈哈哈哈一次4個吃

By Heather
at 2017-03-08T14:54

乾～～～～真的太噁了～～

By Regina
at 2017-03-12T12:38

會不會有當事人剛好讀到這篇xdd

By Quintina
at 2017-03-16T10:22

所以當時吃的人後來知道嗎？

By Jacob
at 2017-03-20T08:06

cool啦我剛去-4買垃圾食物回來配你這篇剛好

By Vanessa
at 2017-03-24T05:50

洨當家又4ni

By Steve
at 2017-03-28T03:35

帥

By Joseph
at 2017-04-01T01:19

快笑死

By Irma
at 2017-04-04T23:03

你被吉了沒!!

By Yedda
at 2017-04-08T20:47

認真問使用過的廚具484變成傳說中的儲具惹

By Catherine
at 2017-04-12T18:31

不要玩食物呀!! 我覺得加在麻辣鍋裡應該沒味道XD

By Yedda
at 2017-04-16T16:15

變態！！

By Linda
at 2017-04-20T13:59

改成咖哩飯便當不就行了……

By Hazel
at 2017-04-24T11:44

妳女友在你後面，她很火大想揍人……

By Noah
at 2017-04-28T09:28

整理那麼齊煩死了XDD 可以點餐佛跳牆嗎

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-05-02T07:12

對了原波該準備年菜了吧

By Hedda
at 2017-05-06T04:56

你們還在一起嗎?XD

By Rosalind
at 2017-05-10T02:40

推

By Michael
at 2017-05-14T00:24

三個正妹的照片呢？

By Anonymous
at 2017-05-17T22:09

洨當家必須推

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-05-21T19:53

所以共有3名正妹吃了你的洨ㄇ

By Tom
at 2017-05-25T17:37

你準備被吉了

By Lydia
at 2017-05-29T15:21

金變態

By Jessica
at 2017-06-02T13:05

是洨當家!!!!!!

By Puput
at 2017-06-06T10:49

我看了三小 ?!

By Hedwig
at 2017-06-10T08:33

哩金變態

By Sandy
at 2017-06-14T06:18

洨當家你是我的偶像!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-06-18T04:02

你還是實實在在的繼續做吃的好了(菸

By Iris
at 2017-06-22T01:46

笑死

By Michael
at 2017-06-25T23:30

有夠沒品

By Xanthe
at 2017-06-29T21:14

菜呢菜呢((敲碗

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-07-03T18:58

偶像

By Hedwig
at 2017-07-07T16:42

聖人四階段XD

By Steve
at 2017-07-11T14:27

5p的意思?

By Daph Bay
at 2017-07-15T12:11

一王四后的概念

By Una
at 2017-07-19T09:55

還蠻屌的屌爆了

By Anthony
at 2017-07-23T07:39

好想你ㄛ

By Frederic
at 2017-07-27T05:23

樓上欣姐

By Thomas
at 2017-07-31T03:07

Long time no see.

By David
at 2017-08-04T00:52

圖勒

By Candice
at 2017-08-07T22:36

會不會當事人看到這篇認出來阿

By Thomas
at 2017-08-11T20:20

想知道你怎麼把做好的便當弄到沒洨味

By Ophelia
at 2017-08-15T18:04

跪求洨沒味道的做法！

By Frederic
at 2017-08-19T15:48

會被吉

By Thomas
at 2017-08-23T13:32

幹你娘XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Damian
at 2017-08-27T11:16

推洨當家XDDDDD

By Charlie
at 2017-08-31T09:01

廢到笑

By Mason
at 2017-09-04T06:45

真的很變態XD

By Olivia
at 2017-09-08T04:29

超壞XDDDDD

By Margaret
at 2017-09-12T02:13

被女友知道你會被閹掉嗎XDDDD

By Hedda
at 2017-09-15T23:57

哩金價就靠杯XDD 沒有最變態只有更變態

By George
at 2017-09-19T21:41

推

By Joseph
at 2017-09-23T19:25

年菜這麼重要竟然不準備

By Necoo
at 2017-09-27T17:10

我比較好奇你在這裡發文的料理最後都自己吃掉了嗎

By Rebecca
at 2017-10-01T14:54

幹三個正妹同學XD

By George
at 2017-10-05T12:38

幹哈哈哈哈哈

By Robert
at 2017-10-09T10:22

我快笑死哈哈哈哈哈

By Daph Bay
at 2017-10-13T08:06

其實你爽到快射了對吧？

By Yuri
at 2017-10-17T05:50

可惡想試

By Freda
at 2017-10-21T03:35

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━█爽翻天噴洨當家█#

By Callum
at 2017-10-25T01:19

你淫了

By Megan
at 2017-10-28T23:03

XDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2017-11-01T20:47

竟然不準備年菜生氣噓

By Agnes
at 2017-11-05T18:31

是加氰化物嗎?

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-11-09T16:15

哩金變態

By Thomas
at 2017-11-13T13:59

靠北小心被吉死

By Hardy
at 2017-11-17T11:44

讓人不知情吃你的洨超壞啊啊啊

By Oscar
at 2017-11-21T09:28

最好這麼多正妹啦哭哭

By Ursula
at 2017-11-25T07:12

哩金變態洨當家

By Eartha
at 2017-11-29T04:56

跪拜

By Zenobia
at 2017-12-03T02:40

狂

By Olga
at 2017-12-07T00:24

那那個女朋友還在嗎

By Rebecca
at 2017-12-10T22:08

幹你老師XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Isabella
at 2017-12-14T19:53

被M惹耶 ...XDDD

By Hedwig
at 2017-12-18T17:37

很好女生屁股有線的概念嘛

By Zanna
at 2017-12-22T15:21

XDDD

By Franklin
at 2017-12-26T13:05

死變態

By Oscar
at 2017-12-30T10:49

以後他若是開餐廳,會賣到精盡人亡嗎?

By James
at 2018-01-03T08:33

XDDDD

By Necoo
at 2018-01-07T06:18

這...難怪那天的便當味道怪怪的=_=

By Michael
at 2018-01-11T04:02

推

By Brianna
at 2018-01-15T01:46

金變態

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-01-18T23:30

哩金變態

By Margaret
at 2018-01-22T21:14

你是有試吃才知道沒有洨味嗎？

By Victoria
at 2018-01-26T18:58

哩筋變態

By Delia
at 2018-01-30T16:42

XDDDDDDDDD

By Kama
at 2018-02-03T14:27

原來當年有個味道就是你這我一定吉

By Robert
at 2018-02-07T12:11

哩金變態

By Kristin
at 2018-02-11T09:55

純天然高蛋白

By Annie
at 2018-02-15T07:39

By Jacky
at 2018-02-19T05:23

超變態

By Annie
at 2018-02-23T03:07

\洨當家/\洨當家/\洨當家/\洨當家/

By Linda
at 2018-02-27T00:51

推

By Sandy
at 2018-03-02T22:36

好洨

By Rachel
at 2018-03-06T20:20

下道菜開口洨包子

By George
at 2018-03-10T18:04

推有變態

By Megan
at 2018-03-14T15:48

變態哈哈吃過愛心便當的姐妹們都要崩潰啦

By Catherine
at 2018-03-18T13:32

以後我絕對不吃愛心便當惹

By Regina
at 2018-03-22T11:16

一次口爆三女，強

By Ula
at 2018-03-26T09:01

想看大熊貓麻婆豆腐

By Delia
at 2018-03-30T06:45

幹原來你是認真的我以為都是唬爛的欸

By Franklin
at 2018-04-03T04:29

頭痛推

By Lucy
at 2018-04-07T02:13

所以我說洨當家的聖誕大餐有選好了?

By Dorothy
at 2018-04-10T23:57

推變態

By Eden
at 2018-04-14T21:41

金變態XDDDD

By Hedwig
at 2018-04-18T19:25

狂

By Catherine
at 2018-04-22T17:10

以後再也不吃別人的便當啦！

By Una
at 2018-04-26T14:54

哩金變態XDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-04-30T12:38

幹你真的有夠GY 害我笑超爽XDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2018-05-04T10:22

幹XDDDDDDDDD

By Leila
at 2018-05-08T08:06

覺得想ㄘ<3

By Genevieve
at 2018-05-12T05:50

金變態www 好洨要跟好同學一起分享

By Poppy
at 2018-05-16T03:34

你好噁...

By Tracy
at 2018-05-20T01:19

哩金變態

By Robert
at 2018-05-23T23:03

金變態

By Regina
at 2018-05-27T20:47

洨便當+洨飲料=洨套餐

By Kelly
at 2018-05-31T18:31

好可怕啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

By Dinah
at 2018-06-04T16:15

我也要ㄘ!

By Kristin
at 2018-06-08T13:59

有幫忙做辦桌嗎?

By Caroline
at 2018-06-12T11:44

我到底看了三洨

By Bennie
at 2018-06-16T09:28

我還以為你的洨在鍋中發光！有一龍由鍋中飛出！！！

By Necoo
at 2018-06-20T07:12

洨當家必推

By Mia
at 2018-06-24T04:56

幹.... 我快吐了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dinah
at 2018-06-28T02:40

靠杯喔XDDDDD

By Kristin
at 2018-07-02T00:24

大師請接受我一拜

By Kama
at 2018-07-05T22:08

羨慕啊啊啊

By Andrew
at 2018-07-09T19:53

好在用吃的，不會懷孕，不然你瞬間變成四個孩子的爸

By Tom
at 2018-07-13T17:37

幹！！所以這些是真的？？？

By Lucy
at 2018-07-17T15:21

wwwww

By Michael
at 2018-07-21T13:05

勇者

By Faithe
at 2018-07-25T10:49

幹XDDDD

By Frederic
at 2018-07-29T08:33

可惡好像有點興奮

By Necoo
at 2018-08-02T06:17

哩金變態!!!!

By Carol
at 2018-08-06T04:02

洨當家差不多要準備滿漢全席了xd

By Daph Bay
at 2018-08-10T01:46

哩舅變態！！！

By Andy
at 2018-08-13T23:30

你女友知道嗎XD

By Brianna
at 2018-08-17T21:14

這文章有畫面！

By Hardy
at 2018-08-21T18:58

...

By Gilbert
at 2018-08-25T16:42

....不考慮一下受害人心情嗎噁就算了還很沒品

By Frederica
at 2018-08-29T14:27

不讓他爆不行

By Rebecca
at 2018-09-02T12:11

乾xDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2018-09-06T09:55

XDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2018-09-10T07:39

真的很狂

By Heather
at 2018-09-14T05:23

四個正妹吃了你的洨！！！

By Skylar Davis
at 2018-09-18T03:07

如果是我我氣的點一定是朋友居然也吃下去了，怒！

By Connor
at 2018-09-22T00:51

你餐飲柯？

By Madame
at 2018-09-25T22:36

好奇你當下看到一堆正妹吃下你子孫有高潮嗎？

By Zora
at 2018-09-29T20:20

推啊特級廚師

By Iris
at 2018-10-03T18:04

XDDDDDDD

By Agnes
at 2018-10-07T15:48

Dirty

By Michael
at 2018-10-11T13:32

[豪洨]某次讀女校的女友班上辦聚餐，她剛好分配到濃
湯…聽說她們班有35人

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at 2018-10-15T11:16

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有沒有人喜歡女生穿跟鞋墊腳的瞬間

By Kyle
at 2016-12-03T14:22

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By Barb Cronin
at 2016-11-29T23:47

文章有點長，請耐心閱讀。魯叔的這個對象是認識多年的好友，姑且稱呼她為A女。先簡單描述一下A女外型，臉不是大正妹那型，大概有點像歪一點的吳辰君(現在的年輕人知道她嗎，哈)，但身材高挑(近170) + 皮膚白，加上平時有游泳、有氧和做瑜伽等運動習慣，所以那背腰臀腿的曲線，真的很讚，男女都愛看。 ...

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By Hedwig
at 2016-11-29T18:29

我們學校男生女生是同一間宿舍而男女的寢室則用鐵門隔開不過為了逃生的問題我們共用著中間的樓梯而且平常是用鐵窗鎖起來的狀態但是因為是鐵窗的關係男生女生可以在樓梯間互動有人討論功課有人開同樂會也有男女朋友隔著鐵窗調情我也不例外常常三三兩兩同社團的男女生就在這 ...

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