洞房花燭夜老婆「只用手解決」 原來.... - 成人話題討論

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洞房花燭夜老婆「只用手解決」 原來他娶到了男人
〔即時新聞/綜合報導〕印尼一名男子日前歡喜娶妻,好不容易盼到洞房花燭夜,新婚妻
卻拒絕「行房」,只勉為其難「用手幫他解決」草草了事,隔天男子起床卻發現新婚妻竟
然落跑了,經警方追查才發現,他娶到的老婆竟然是男人。
據馬來西亞《中國報》報導,這起離奇的事件發生在6月2日,31歲男子阿木當天喜孜孜迎
娶25歲的小蘇,婚禮結束後兩人入洞房;但阿木事後說,當時他要親小蘇,發現對方有些
遲疑,原以為對方太緊張,但他又發現小蘇胸部很平,想繼續肌膚之親就被一把推開,最
好只好去睡地板,此時小蘇要他好好躺著,接著「用手幫他解決」後就睡去。
報導指出,隔天一早起床,阿木發現小蘇不見了,急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻到處尋找,最後從
鄰居那打聽到,原來小蘇在半夜時就離開了,阿木為此趕緊報警,希望能趕快把老婆找回
來。
但還有讓他更無法接受的事實,警方介入調查後,發現小蘇竟然是個男人,甚至還有女朋
友,目前警方已朝騙婚方向偵辦。
來源:https://news.ltn.com.tw/news/world/breakingnews/3192899
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感想:
看到新聞標題的前半部,想說這老婆不錯啊!練就性感手槍好功夫。
可能初次洞房,所以尺度比較偏基本,常常去喝、保持良好態度,
跟老婆熟悉之後,老婆開心時就能開啟加值暗配模式。
看完標題,幻想瞬間破滅 XDDDD
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洞房花燭夜老婆「只用手解決」 原來他娶到了男人
〔即時新聞/綜合報導〕印尼一名男子日前歡喜娶妻,好不容易盼到洞房花燭夜,新婚妻
卻拒絕「行房」,只勉為其難「用手幫他解決」草草了事,隔天男子起床卻發現新婚妻竟
然落跑了,經警方追查才發現,他娶到的老婆竟然是男人。
據馬來西亞《中國報》報導,這起離奇的事件發生在6月2日,31歲男子阿木當天喜孜孜迎
娶25歲的小蘇,婚禮結束後兩人入洞房;但阿木事後說,當時他要親小蘇,發現對方有些
遲疑,原以為對方太緊張,但他又發現小蘇胸部很平,想繼續肌膚之親就被一把推開,最
好只好去睡地板,此時小蘇要他好好躺著,接著「用手幫他解決」後就睡去。
報導指出,隔天一早起床,阿木發現小蘇不見了,急得像熱鍋上的螞蟻到處尋找,最後從
鄰居那打聽到,原來小蘇在半夜時就離開了,阿木為此趕緊報警,希望能趕快把老婆找回
來。
但還有讓他更無法接受的事實,警方介入調查後,發現小蘇竟然是個男人,甚至還有女朋
友,目前警方已朝騙婚方向偵辦。
來源:https://news.ltn.com.tw/news/world/breakingnews/3192899
-------------
感想:
看到新聞標題的前半部,想說這老婆不錯啊!練就性感手槍好功夫。
可能初次洞房,所以尺度比較偏基本,常常去喝、保持良好態度,
跟老婆熟悉之後,老婆開心時就能開啟加值暗配模式。
看完標題,幻想瞬間破滅 XDDDD
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