【TOMO雙語爆】池畔活春宮被制止 男惱羞成怒反遭KO
http://www.appledaily.com.tw/appledaily/article/international/20160429/37187803
2016年04月29日
喝醉時，在泳池打砲最棒了…
濕濕、滑滑、又刺激…
還有很多小孩在看你。
等等…
什麼？
疑似喝醉酒的Austin Misiak，和一位不具名女性，
週六晚間在瓦爾頓堡海灘（Fort Walton Beach）就做出這種事。
那海灘在哪裡呢？
…當然是佛羅里達州了。
有些正直的好公民，見狀決定介入，請兩位當事人停下來，畢竟有許多小孩在場。
據稱，28歲的Misiak因為不能在兒童面前公然做愛做的事而暴怒，
於是他開始追逐、甚至作勢要打泳池邊的小孩！
這時有名勇敢的15歲女孩，要他別欺負那些孩子。
這個頭腦簡單的大隻佬，就把怒氣轉向她，目擊者表示，他似乎真的會攻擊她。
一名15歲男孩眼見他勇敢的女友身陷危險，變身「功夫小子」，衝上前英雄救美，
一拳打中這個酒醉色狼的蠢臉…
其實他打了兩拳…
有報導指他K.O.了這個無腦禽獸。
幹得好，小子！
你的功夫真是了得。
這個泳池淫魔，被逮捕他的員警詢問事發經過時，只輕描淡寫地說「沒怎樣啊」。
儘管Misiak認為自己沒怎樣，他還是依重度公然猥褻罪和輕度攻擊罪遭到起訴。
英文原文：
Drunk pool sex is awesome …
so wet, so slippery, so erotic …
so many young children watching you.
WAIT …
what?
That’s what the reportedly inebriated Austin Misiak -
and an unnamed woman -
allegedly got up to on Saturday evening at a community pool in Fort Walton
Beach ...
Wisconsin.
Nah ...
it was Florida ...
*Sigh* Of course it was Florida.
Anyhow, some upstanding citizen decided to intervene,
telling the water-humpers to knock it off cuz, like, there were kids there.
Flying into a rage at the suggestion that public slip-and-slide in front of
kids is frowned on,
28-year-old Misiak reportedly began chasing some kids at the pool
while trying to hit them!
Then, a brave 15-year-old girl ran over and told the jerk to leave the kids
alone.
The meaty numbskull then turned his wrath on the teenager …
with witnesses saying he looked like he was about to attack her.
Seeing his brave girlfriend was in trouble,
a 15-year-old boy went full ‘Karate Kid’ …
running to his maiden’s aid and punching the boozed up sexmonger right
in his stupid face …
... twice, in fact …
with one report saying the teen boy ‘decked’ the aqua-fornicator.
Nice job, kid! Your Kung Fu is strong, young one.
Asked for his side of the story by arresting officers,
this adult-swim-lover had a great explanation:
‘Nothing happened,’ he claimed.
But despite his rock-solid alibi,
Misiak was charged with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault.
原文影片請看此
http://bit.ly/24keI55
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S ◢██◣ █ 有錢結婚生養小孩
W ◢████◣ █ 買得起的房子
E ◢██████◣ █ 被老闆當人看
E ◢████████◣ █ 下班還來得及和親友吃晚餐
T ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ █ 租得起房子█ 找得到工作
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http://www.appledaily.com.tw/appledaily/article/international/20160429/37187803
2016年04月29日
喝醉時，在泳池打砲最棒了…
濕濕、滑滑、又刺激…
還有很多小孩在看你。
等等…
什麼？
疑似喝醉酒的Austin Misiak，和一位不具名女性，
週六晚間在瓦爾頓堡海灘（Fort Walton Beach）就做出這種事。
那海灘在哪裡呢？
…當然是佛羅里達州了。
有些正直的好公民，見狀決定介入，請兩位當事人停下來，畢竟有許多小孩在場。
據稱，28歲的Misiak因為不能在兒童面前公然做愛做的事而暴怒，
於是他開始追逐、甚至作勢要打泳池邊的小孩！
這時有名勇敢的15歲女孩，要他別欺負那些孩子。
這個頭腦簡單的大隻佬，就把怒氣轉向她，目擊者表示，他似乎真的會攻擊她。
一名15歲男孩眼見他勇敢的女友身陷危險，變身「功夫小子」，衝上前英雄救美，
一拳打中這個酒醉色狼的蠢臉…
其實他打了兩拳…
有報導指他K.O.了這個無腦禽獸。
幹得好，小子！
你的功夫真是了得。
這個泳池淫魔，被逮捕他的員警詢問事發經過時，只輕描淡寫地說「沒怎樣啊」。
儘管Misiak認為自己沒怎樣，他還是依重度公然猥褻罪和輕度攻擊罪遭到起訴。
英文原文：
Drunk pool sex is awesome …
so wet, so slippery, so erotic …
so many young children watching you.
WAIT …
what?
That’s what the reportedly inebriated Austin Misiak -
and an unnamed woman -
allegedly got up to on Saturday evening at a community pool in Fort Walton
Beach ...
Wisconsin.
Nah ...
it was Florida ...
*Sigh* Of course it was Florida.
Anyhow, some upstanding citizen decided to intervene,
telling the water-humpers to knock it off cuz, like, there were kids there.
Flying into a rage at the suggestion that public slip-and-slide in front of
kids is frowned on,
28-year-old Misiak reportedly began chasing some kids at the pool
while trying to hit them!
Then, a brave 15-year-old girl ran over and told the jerk to leave the kids
alone.
The meaty numbskull then turned his wrath on the teenager …
with witnesses saying he looked like he was about to attack her.
Seeing his brave girlfriend was in trouble,
a 15-year-old boy went full ‘Karate Kid’ …
running to his maiden’s aid and punching the boozed up sexmonger right
in his stupid face …
... twice, in fact …
with one report saying the teen boy ‘decked’ the aqua-fornicator.
Nice job, kid! Your Kung Fu is strong, young one.
Asked for his side of the story by arresting officers,
this adult-swim-lover had a great explanation:
‘Nothing happened,’ he claimed.
But despite his rock-solid alibi,
Misiak was charged with felony lewd exhibition and misdemeanor assault.
原文影片請看此
http://bit.ly/24keI55
--
Q 臺灣人的需求金字塔 ◢◣ █ 安全、無毒的食物
S ◢██◣ █ 有錢結婚生養小孩
W ◢████◣ █ 買得起的房子
E ◢██████◣ █ 被老闆當人看
E ◢████████◣ █ 下班還來得及和親友吃晚餐
T ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ █ 租得起房子█ 找得到工作
--
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