本宅的約砲難忘經驗 - 成人話題討論

By Lucy
at 2019-01-11T17:30
at 2019-01-11T17:30
Table of Contents
本宅這輩子也有幾次約砲經驗,分享一下
某天早上六點多,在APP上聊到一個相片看起來還OK的女生,
很快的就進入聊色模式,後來隨口問她要不要出來吃早餐,
X的,她竟然說OK!!秒搞定,爽~~~
我算了一下車程,大概一小時多一點,叫她保持亢奮,等我來滅火,
沒想到對方竟然還有Bonus送我,
「我還有一個好朋友想去,你會介意嗎?」
幹!有誰會介意3P的,中大獎了我~~~
來來來,妳們儘管上!!
驅車直到約定地點,見了面後,除了震驚,我也想不到其它形容詞了
女主角16xCM 9xKg吧,黑黑的,穿著邋遢,
至於她朋友,就叫她小涵.........................
先說我不是歧視,不過真的是喜憨兒,外表我就不描述了
我很想逃,但是基於紳士禮儀,早餐還是得買,
「什麼?買到motel吃? 喔,對,我出門前確實有這樣說......」
自己挖的洞,除了自己跳我還能怎麼辦
早餐買好後(她們倆還真的很餓...),附近隨便找了間motel check in,
(過程中我都不敢抬頭正面看櫃台小姐....)
大家開始開動了,我很折磨的吃我的早餐,順帶有一句沒一句的聊,
吃完早餐後,小涵說她想洗澡就進去浴室了,
他X的,我生平第一次恨motel的浴室是半透明的,
我更恨自己為何戴隱型眼鏡出門,老子七百多度,眼鏡拿掉,我就可以什麼都看不到了,
同時女主角開始躺到我身邊來,一邊摸著小gino,一邊把奶掏出來,
幹,硬三小啦,人家一摸你他媽就硬,叫我怎麼拒絕人家,你說說看啊!!
小涵此時也從浴室出來了(幹哩,motel有附浴巾,你圍一下會死喔....)
女主角摸了好一會後,拉開拉鍊,直接把小gino抓出來,
連小涵都探頭過來欣賞小gino,
我最終決定放棄掙扎了,伸頭縮頭都是一刀,牙一咬就過了,
老爹,我終於也能有壯士斷腕的決心了!
「來吧,開始做吧」
「不行喔,姐姐今天那個來~~」
「Oh ya~~,喔,我是說So sad啦, 沒關係啦,我剛好約朋友吃午飯,過去也要花一段時間,
那我們就提早退房吧~~」(我光速收起小gino,著裝完畢)
馬上退房開車送她們回家,然後驚慌失措的開上高速公路回家去,
我真的是這輩子第一次會怕打砲這檔事...
看官你問我還敢不敢約砲,廢話,當然繼續衝啊,
這只是遭遇最悲慘的一次,
其實還是有不錯的經驗,慢慢再跟鄉民分享囉~~
--
某天早上六點多,在APP上聊到一個相片看起來還OK的女生,
很快的就進入聊色模式,後來隨口問她要不要出來吃早餐,
X的,她竟然說OK!!秒搞定,爽~~~
我算了一下車程,大概一小時多一點,叫她保持亢奮,等我來滅火,
沒想到對方竟然還有Bonus送我,
「我還有一個好朋友想去,你會介意嗎?」
幹!有誰會介意3P的,中大獎了我~~~
來來來,妳們儘管上!!
驅車直到約定地點,見了面後,除了震驚,我也想不到其它形容詞了
女主角16xCM 9xKg吧,黑黑的,穿著邋遢,
至於她朋友,就叫她小涵.........................
先說我不是歧視,不過真的是喜憨兒,外表我就不描述了
我很想逃,但是基於紳士禮儀,早餐還是得買,
「什麼?買到motel吃? 喔,對,我出門前確實有這樣說......」
自己挖的洞,除了自己跳我還能怎麼辦
早餐買好後(她們倆還真的很餓...),附近隨便找了間motel check in,
(過程中我都不敢抬頭正面看櫃台小姐....)
大家開始開動了,我很折磨的吃我的早餐,順帶有一句沒一句的聊,
吃完早餐後,小涵說她想洗澡就進去浴室了,
他X的,我生平第一次恨motel的浴室是半透明的,
我更恨自己為何戴隱型眼鏡出門,老子七百多度,眼鏡拿掉,我就可以什麼都看不到了,
同時女主角開始躺到我身邊來,一邊摸著小gino,一邊把奶掏出來,
幹,硬三小啦,人家一摸你他媽就硬,叫我怎麼拒絕人家,你說說看啊!!
小涵此時也從浴室出來了(幹哩,motel有附浴巾,你圍一下會死喔....)
女主角摸了好一會後,拉開拉鍊,直接把小gino抓出來,
連小涵都探頭過來欣賞小gino,
我最終決定放棄掙扎了,伸頭縮頭都是一刀,牙一咬就過了,
老爹,我終於也能有壯士斷腕的決心了!
「來吧,開始做吧」
「不行喔,姐姐今天那個來~~」
「Oh ya~~,喔,我是說So sad啦, 沒關係啦,我剛好約朋友吃午飯,過去也要花一段時間,
那我們就提早退房吧~~」(我光速收起小gino,著裝完畢)
馬上退房開車送她們回家,然後驚慌失措的開上高速公路回家去,
我真的是這輩子第一次會怕打砲這檔事...
看官你問我還敢不敢約砲,廢話,當然繼續衝啊,
這只是遭遇最悲慘的一次,
其實還是有不錯的經驗,慢慢再跟鄉民分享囉~~
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