朋友這樣算是綠綠的嗎 - 成人話題討論

By Agnes
at 2014-10-07T20:57

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我覺得齁
大家西斯版看久了
被一些文章洗禮之後
總會直覺類似的故事
通常都會導向綠綠的結局

其實別這樣子想
人生有可種可能
像這樣的情況我們來解釋一下
就會發覺根本沒什麼事情發生

※ 引述《kuroe (kuroe)》之銘言：
: 各位西溼的30cm帥哥，E Cup正妹晚安
: 事情是這樣的，昨天朋友半夜call來抱怨，
: 他說他女友晚上竟然跑去跟以前的學長們吃麥當勞，

跟以前的學長們吃麥當勞
這個齁
人很多啦
然後就會一直聊

一個女孩子家
在一群男人中會引起特別的化學作用

女孩子會可愛化嬌美化
可是齁
真的不要想太多
就只是聊天

然後那些學長就會一直虧他女友
一個女孩子被虧的心花怒放
其實也沒什麼啦，誰沒被虧過

: 至於吃到幾點這點不知道，因為隔天課多要忙，也沒多想就睡了

吃到幾點齁
這個
如果很晚，那可能就該回去了

: 後來聽他打去問女友的室友詳細情況，
: 才知道那天晚上他女友也沒回宿舍

唉阿沒回去捏
怎麼辦捏

不要想太多啦
就一群男生帶的女孩子出去晃阿

我記得我有看過一部齁
是這樣演的
就一群男生阿，跟一個女孩子
不多啦
就後面一個男生在推
女生也有服務到前面的男生
嘴巴蠻厲害的，一下子就弄到人家射了
下一個男生接力把肉棒塞進去女生嘴裡

不過那是A片啦
A片齁，看看就好

: 朋友現在陷入各種胡思亂想的狀況

真的不要想太多啦
男人阿，心要跟海洋一樣寬大
就算是女友被推到翻白眼
阿我真是的，別理我

現在是這樣齁
女生沒回宿舍
這有兩種可能

第一個就是沒回宿舍
第二個就是回宿舍
回宿舍齁，可是接電話的是女室友

這個我有印象
有部是這樣演的
室友電話一掛，就跟旁邊的男生們說
哎呀搞定了，來吧

此時女友已經戰了好幾回合
只能苦笑說，欸換妳囉～
女室友就過去躺著
然後男一跟男二接著上
至於女友就在旁邊休息
看有沒有別的男生肉棒還空著
過去用嘴巴安慰一下

不過這也是A片啦A片
看看就好

真實的情況絕對不會那麼複雜
就跟其中一個學長而已

沒那麼多人啦

這樣說，你朋友有沒有感覺好一點阿？

: 請問像是這樣的狀況，朋友算是頭頂發光了嗎？

綠爆了。

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Tags: 正妹帥哥 A片

All Comments

By Damian
at 2014-10-08T09:10

捕獲補刀洋平！

By Jacob
at 2014-10-08T21:23

XDDDDDDD

By Connor
at 2014-10-09T09:36

這補刀好重

By Lydia
at 2014-10-09T21:49

字字豬雞綠透了

By Harry
at 2014-10-10T10:02

好靠北XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Belly
at 2014-10-10T22:15

哈哈哈哈好猛的一刀喔

By Hardy
at 2014-10-11T10:28

推到翻白眼哈哈哈

By Linda
at 2014-10-11T22:41

XDDDDDDDDD

By Rae
at 2014-10-12T10:54

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Zora
at 2014-10-12T23:07

字要上綠色XD

By Daniel
at 2014-10-13T11:20

壞透了哈哈

By Delia
at 2014-10-13T23:33

超靠北但也超中肯XDDDD

By Zanna
at 2014-10-14T11:46

綠XDDDDD

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-10-14T23:59

太神啦！！！！

By Mary
at 2014-10-15T12:12

我再也不敢讓女友獨自去吃麥當勞了

By Hedda
at 2014-10-16T00:25

顏色對了，推

By Lauren
at 2014-10-16T12:39

超壞的啦你

By Jake
at 2014-10-17T00:52

太神啦

By Kristin
at 2014-10-17T13:05

只好推了。

By Ina
at 2014-10-18T01:18

跪求番號XDDD

By Anthony
at 2014-10-18T13:31

太過專業只能推了

By Ethan
at 2014-10-19T01:44

靠北前面講這樣...後面還是綠爆了

By Franklin
at 2014-10-19T13:57

根本綠

By Oscar
at 2014-10-20T02:10

太神拉~根本綠光戰警XDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2014-10-20T14:23

果然是綠爆了

By Queena
at 2014-10-21T02:36

你這樣害我根本不放心啊啊啊啊啊QAQQQQQQQQQ不過說
很多人通常是一個啦

By Sarah
at 2014-10-21T14:49

番號呢

By Puput
at 2014-10-22T03:02

哈哈

By Todd Johnson
at 2014-10-22T15:15

XDDD

By Margaret
at 2014-10-23T03:28

齁

By Margaret
at 2014-10-23T15:41

X1只能推了

By Zenobia
at 2014-10-24T03:54

XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Emily
at 2014-10-24T16:07

大推

By Rachel
at 2014-10-25T04:20

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Leila
at 2014-10-25T16:33

老馬識途跪求番號

By Zora
at 2014-10-26T04:46

你壞壞xD

By Edward Lewis
at 2014-10-26T16:59

真是太壞心惹

By Emma
at 2014-10-27T05:12

精闢

By Zora
at 2014-10-27T17:25

太壞了，只能給推

By Annie
at 2014-10-28T05:38

綠到發光啊XDDD

By Madame
at 2014-10-28T17:51

你壞壞

By Catherine
at 2014-10-29T06:04

神煩XDD

By George
at 2014-10-29T18:17

真的有綠光好幾束綠光

By Brianna
at 2014-10-30T06:30

超靠北XD

By Emma
at 2014-10-30T18:43

綠綠der！

By Erin
at 2014-10-31T06:56

補刀王你壞壞幹嘛這樣不要欺負綠光戰警

By Hazel
at 2014-10-31T19:10

你這壞壞XDDDDD

By Barb Cronin
at 2014-11-01T07:23

很壞心 XD

By Rae
at 2014-11-01T19:36

Ace!!!xD

By Freda
at 2014-11-02T07:49

太神了XDDDD

By William
at 2014-11-02T20:02

這只能給中肯 XD

By Sandy
at 2014-11-03T08:15

專業

By Dinah
at 2014-11-03T20:28

幹你好壞

By Ivy
at 2014-11-04T08:41

以後我只準女友去吃肯的雞

By Oliver
at 2014-11-04T20:54

有夠壞

By Belly
at 2014-11-05T09:07

齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁齁

By Doris
at 2014-11-05T21:20

專業見解XDD

By Enid
at 2014-11-06T09:33

超靠北

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-11-06T21:46

我跟你說齁

By Bennie
at 2014-11-07T09:59

金機掰但我笑了

By Hazel
at 2014-11-07T22:12

好機掰XDDD

By Charlie
at 2014-11-08T10:25

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ina
at 2014-11-08T22:38

靠最後ㄧ句最猛綠爆了。

By Noah
at 2014-11-09T10:51

好壞

By Isabella
at 2014-11-09T23:04

推上色

By Dorothy
at 2014-11-10T11:17

綠綠的

By Heather
at 2014-11-10T23:30

戒指(get

By Mason
at 2014-11-11T11:43

好壞喔

By Dorothy
at 2014-11-11T23:56

好白爛.....XDDDDDDDDDD

By Frederica
at 2014-11-12T12:09

你沒有讓他加入運動家隊嗎? XDDDDDDD 我要綠色

By Dorothy
at 2014-11-13T00:22

原PO受不了這補刀啊 XDD

By Ethan
at 2014-11-13T12:35

你這樣讓原PO情可以堪

By Hamiltion
at 2014-11-14T00:48

這劇情怎麼都似曾相識啊 …

By Lucy
at 2014-11-14T13:01

超靠杯XDD

By Sandy
at 2014-11-15T01:14

太靠北了！推到你翻白眼！

By Caroline
at 2014-11-15T13:27

原PO在你背後拿把刀,你自己小心吧

By Rosalind
at 2014-11-16T01:41

你壞壞～

By Madame
at 2014-11-16T13:54

這樣人家情何以堪XDDDD

By James
at 2014-11-17T02:07

你好壞啊

By Eden
at 2014-11-17T14:20

說不定是回男生的宿舍啊拐彎抹角
不過還真的有夠綠好慘

By Quintina
at 2014-11-18T02:33

太猛了XDDD

By Elizabeth
at 2014-11-18T14:46

超壞XDDDDDDDDD

By Audriana
at 2014-11-19T02:59

顏色正確給推

By Charlie
at 2014-11-19T15:12

幹!這尾刀猛!!XDDDD

By John
at 2014-11-20T03:25

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Dora
at 2014-11-20T15:38

為什麼要笑？

By Kyle
at 2014-11-21T03:51

壞爆了XDDDDDDD

By Cara
at 2014-11-21T16:04

專業

By Linda
at 2014-11-22T04:17

笑了

By Callum
at 2014-11-22T16:30

有綠有推

By Frederica
at 2014-11-23T04:43

哈哈哈哈哈

By Xanthe
at 2014-11-23T16:56

不要這麼專業好不好

By Caitlin
at 2014-11-24T05:09

真是個壞老馬

By Isabella
at 2014-11-24T17:22

太嘴啦！

By Valerie
at 2014-11-25T05:35

XDDDDDDD

By Ophelia
at 2014-11-25T17:48

台中腔嗎XD

By Damian
at 2014-11-26T06:01

哈哈哈哈阿　真是個壞老馬

By Doris
at 2014-11-26T18:14

怎麼這麼壞XDDD

By Hazel
at 2014-11-27T06:27

問一下去哪裡阿

By Genevieve
at 2014-11-27T18:40

老馬，你壞壞！

By Bennie
at 2014-11-28T06:53

後勁超強XDDD

By Agnes
at 2014-11-28T19:06

哈哈哈好好笑XD

By Christine
at 2014-11-29T07:19

我覺得你回文口氣跟GTO好像

By Victoria
at 2014-11-29T19:32

太壞了( 復ゝ`)

By Cara
at 2014-11-30T07:45

金靠腰XD

By Anonymous
at 2014-11-30T19:58

你是柯文折嗎，口氣好像

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-01T08:12

你是說齁齁齁齁的部份嗎？

By Blanche
at 2014-12-01T20:25

太神了！！最後一句扣人心弦

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-02T08:38

金靠北

By Noah
at 2014-12-02T20:51

綠爆了

By Catherine
at 2014-12-03T09:04

Green lantern

By Gilbert
at 2014-12-03T21:17

綠到發亮啊啊啊啊啊啊

By Hedda
at 2014-12-04T09:30

你看看你齁

By Skylar Davis
at 2014-12-04T21:43

靠悲到極點

By Sarah
at 2014-12-05T09:56

你好壞XDDDDDD

By Robert
at 2014-12-05T22:09

綠爆啦！！

By Yuri
at 2014-12-06T10:22

金靠北啦~~哈哈~~~ XD

By Tracy
at 2014-12-06T22:35

綠爆了

By Heather
at 2014-12-07T10:48

慢著這是柯文哲的語氣對吧

By Jacky
at 2014-12-07T23:01

好像是齁我也沒料到

By Jacky
at 2014-12-08T11:14

推到翻白眼

By Kyle
at 2014-12-08T23:27

顏色對了！

By Kyle
at 2014-12-09T11:40

綠光戰士

By Enid
at 2014-12-09T23:53

歪歪太綠啦QAQ

By Agnes
at 2014-12-10T12:06

綠爆了XDD

By Cara
at 2014-12-11T00:19

有時也是一個啦只是可能是接力一棒未軟一棒又起

By Poppy
at 2014-12-11T12:32

對齁接力

By Mary
at 2014-12-12T00:45

XDDDDD

By Zora
at 2014-12-12T12:58

笑死了拉

By Leila
at 2014-12-13T01:11

XDDDDD

By Delia
at 2014-12-13T13:24

綠一下～

By Jack
at 2014-12-14T01:37

齁的好有味道

By Annie
at 2014-12-14T13:50

三小XDDDDD

By David
at 2014-12-15T02:03

幹笑死

By Erin
at 2014-12-15T14:16

好煩好壞XD

By Linda
at 2014-12-16T02:29

我喜歡GTO式的語氣XDDD

By Steve
at 2014-12-16T14:43

GTO那個警察朋友語氣無誤XD

By Ursula
at 2014-12-17T02:56

牙島XDDDD

By Franklin
at 2014-12-17T15:09

牙島:Change !!

By Mason
at 2014-12-18T03:22

好壞><

By Elvira
at 2014-12-18T15:35

你太壞了拉你叫男友怎麼睡得著

By Mia
at 2014-12-19T03:48

最近出了鬼塚他警察朋友的漫畫，同畫家

By Oliver
at 2014-12-19T16:01

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2014-12-20T04:14

wwwwwww

By Callum
at 2014-12-20T16:27

可是齁~~~~~~

By Lucy
at 2014-12-21T04:40

有一束光那瞬間是什麼痛的刺眼～

By Emily
at 2014-12-21T16:53

不過這也是A片啦A片看看就好靠北XDDDD

By Una
at 2014-12-22T05:06

猛

By Ingrid
at 2014-12-22T17:19

柯文哲也會上西施?XDDDDD

By Noah
at 2014-12-23T05:32

很機八XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Madame
at 2014-12-23T17:45

XDDDDDDDDD

By Carolina Franco
at 2014-12-24T05:58

好婊 XDDD

By Catherine
at 2014-12-24T18:11

神解析XDDDDDDD

By Rebecca
at 2014-12-25T06:24

根本gto阿

By Anthony
at 2014-12-25T18:37

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Ina
at 2014-12-26T06:50

XDDDDDDDDD

By Olive
at 2014-12-26T19:03

你好壞XDD

By Emma
at 2014-12-27T07:16

好壞XD

By Oscar
at 2014-12-27T19:29

不要欺負人家已經夠可憐了啦XDDD

By Annie
at 2014-12-28T07:42

好討厭啊XDD

By Frederic
at 2014-12-28T19:55

幹，超哭的XDDD

By David
at 2014-12-29T08:08

超屌XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2014-12-29T20:21

太專業太強大了!!XDDDDDDDDD

By Eden
at 2014-12-30T08:34

推專業

By Poppy
at 2014-12-30T20:47

(*￣▽￣)/‧★*"*-_,.-*'`"*-☆(*￣皿￣)/‧★*"*爽

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-12-31T09:00

繡t！

By Kyle
at 2014-12-31T21:14

好壞但是中肯XD

By Yedda
at 2015-01-01T09:27

專業到爆!!

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-01-01T21:40

靠盃推

By Ethan
at 2015-01-02T09:53

超靠杯XD

By Hamiltion
at 2015-01-02T22:06

XDDDD

By Una
at 2015-01-03T10:19

好機車~但真的別讓女友跟學長出去，去7-11也不行 Q_Q

By Bethany
at 2015-01-03T22:32

是啊

朋友這樣算是綠綠的嗎 - 成人話題討論

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