朋友女友約我怎辦? - 成人話題討論

By Charlotte
at 2017-09-30T19:25

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你好，我是尻槍伯，這個問題問我就對了。

根據我尻槍多年的經驗，像你這種悖禮忘義的思路，俗稱精蟲衝腦，是九成九的男孩子都
會發生的狀況，無需擔心，但會考慮到實踐就比較看個人風格了。

雖然本伯不苟同你的作風，
但以下提供你一個套路：

你可以把對話紀錄給你朋友看，勸他這種女的還是分手算了吧！這時候你朋友會說：「操
你媽個逼幹你娘機掰你欺負我？」別緊張，趕快抱緊他然後拍拍他的背，告訴他：

「我也不敢信，要不我們來打一個賭？我幹到她的話算是幫你看清了一個婊子了，你請我
一瓶養樂多，別多，她就只值15塊；反之，她就是個清清白白的人，我算恭喜你了，我請
你一瓶養樂多，別少，這點錢我還能負擔得起。」

這麼一來你心關情關精關都過了，幹到了還幫朋友作一次照妖鏡；沒幹到你還可以跟你朋
友說「對不起，是我多慮了他是個好女孩！」

無論是喜是悲你們都一起shot一杯友誼長存養樂多，而且最差的情況不過15塊摸一把D罩
杯的奶子，豈不美哉？

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Tags: 成人

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By Gary
at 2017-10-05T11:23

太厲害了

By Ingrid
at 2017-10-10T03:22

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By Ingrid
at 2017-10-14T19:20

笑死

By Zora
at 2017-10-19T11:18

幹精闢

By Lily
at 2017-10-24T03:16

只能推了

By Dinah
at 2017-10-28T19:15

雙贏給推

By Linda
at 2017-11-02T11:13

這EQ高

By Isabella
at 2017-11-07T03:11

恩

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at 2017-11-11T19:09

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at 2017-11-16T11:08

推

By Mason
at 2017-11-21T03:06

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By Wallis
at 2017-11-25T19:04

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By Harry
at 2017-11-30T11:03

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By Mason
at 2017-12-05T03:01

這不錯，難怪華盛頓說誠實為上策

By Barb Cronin
at 2017-12-09T18:59

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By Valerie
at 2017-12-14T10:57

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at 2017-12-19T02:56

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at 2017-12-23T18:54

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at 2017-12-28T10:52

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at 2018-01-02T02:51

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By Cara
at 2018-01-06T18:49

這招好精闢

By Faithe
at 2018-01-11T10:47

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By Ethan
at 2018-01-16T02:45

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at 2018-01-20T18:44

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at 2018-01-25T10:42

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at 2018-01-30T02:40

我以為抱緊他那邊劇情會轉BL

By David
at 2018-02-03T18:39

看你這套路就知道是老江湖了

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at 2018-02-08T10:37

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at 2018-02-13T02:35

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at 2018-02-17T18:33

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at 2018-02-22T10:32

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at 2018-02-27T02:30

推

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at 2018-03-03T18:28

厲害!

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at 2018-03-08T10:27

這個厲害

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at 2018-03-13T02:25

幹笑死很會

By Ethan
at 2018-03-17T18:23

一發文就知道老江湖了

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at 2018-03-22T10:21

強大覺得賺

By Dorothy
at 2018-03-27T02:20

高手

By Zenobia
at 2018-03-31T18:18

抱他時我以為會接「別怕，我不在乎你女友，我只在乎
你啊！」

By Jacky
at 2018-04-05T10:16

甲味出來了

By Linda
at 2018-04-10T02:15

笑死，這套路

By Steve
at 2018-04-14T18:13

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By Puput
at 2018-04-19T10:11

很會

By Carolina Franco
at 2018-04-24T02:09

老司機

By Andy
at 2018-04-28T18:08

加拿大人教你的？

By Valerie
at 2018-05-03T10:06

Cheer

By Olga
at 2018-05-08T02:04

好啦！只有你真性情

By Donna
at 2018-05-12T18:03

幹這老江湖了

By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-05-17T10:01

高阿

By Eartha
at 2018-05-22T01:59

高招！

By Franklin
at 2018-05-26T17:57

薑還是老的辣

By Jessica
at 2018-05-31T09:56

猛

By Adele
at 2018-06-05T01:54

太強了~高招

By Necoo
at 2018-06-09T17:52

專業

By Robert
at 2018-06-14T09:51

這篇竟然不是甲文

By Quanna
at 2018-06-19T01:49

老江湖！

By Tracy
at 2018-06-23T17:47

厲害

By Gilbert
at 2018-06-28T09:45

一開口便知是不是老江湖

By Wallis
at 2018-07-03T01:44

太會了。你個老江湖

By Susan
at 2018-07-07T17:42

By Damian
at 2018-07-12T09:40

果然經驗老道

By Kristin
at 2018-07-17T01:39

推..

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at 2018-07-21T17:37

薑是老的辣...

By Hedy
at 2018-07-26T09:35

一開口就知道老江湖了

By Daniel
at 2018-07-31T01:33

抄電影梗也不害躁

By Victoria
at 2018-08-04T17:32

剛好在喝養樂多噴出來

By Cara
at 2018-08-09T09:30

厲害

By Elizabeth
at 2018-08-14T01:28

推個

By Delia
at 2018-08-18T17:26

高招

By Iris
at 2018-08-23T09:25

太強了

By Zora
at 2018-08-28T01:23

進可攻退可守，堪稱妙招!!

By Catherine
at 2018-09-01T17:21

科科怎樣都不吃虧欸

By Catherine
at 2018-09-06T09:20

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at 2018-09-11T01:18

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By Gary
at 2018-09-15T17:16

這套路上中下都顧到了

By Genevieve
at 2018-09-20T09:14

好強的手腕，請從政拜託

By Sandy
at 2018-09-25T01:13

By Thomas
at 2018-09-29T17:11

幹這招屌

By Blanche
at 2018-10-04T09:09

厲害

By Anonymous
at 2018-10-09T01:08

這厲害

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at 2018-10-13T17:06

By Emma
at 2018-10-18T09:04

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By Michael
at 2018-10-23T01:02

到底有多愛養樂多

By Liam
at 2018-10-27T17:01

幹你淫了

By Odelette
at 2018-11-01T08:59

薑還是老的辣！

By Gilbert
at 2018-11-06T00:57

你一定做過這種套路....

By Megan
at 2018-11-10T16:56

By Puput
at 2018-11-15T08:54

馬上來試試

By Queena
at 2018-11-20T00:52

專業推！

By Delia
at 2018-11-24T16:50

明天開始誰請我喝養樂多我中出他菊花

By Ethan
at 2018-11-29T08:49

XDD

By Erin
at 2018-12-04T00:47

這套路真是完美呀～～讚嘆

By Hedy
at 2018-12-08T16:45

真的猛

By Leila
at 2018-12-13T08:44

猛
猛

By Zora
at 2018-12-18T00:42

神回！

By Dora
at 2018-12-22T16:40

幹！老江湖XDD

By Selena
at 2018-12-27T08:38

養樂多15元？大瓶的嗎？

By Bennie
at 2019-01-01T00:37

可以

By Wallis
at 2019-01-05T16:35

超強猛

By Ingrid
at 2019-01-10T08:33

只能給推了

By Leila
at 2019-01-15T00:32

封你為嫂子王

By Wallis
at 2019-01-19T16:30

拜了

By Quintina
at 2019-01-24T08:28

專業

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-01-29T00:26

非常合理！

By James
at 2019-02-02T16:25

果然解決方案才是最重要的

By Quintina
at 2019-02-07T08:23

這是徐乃麟跟唐從聖的對話嗎？

By Lydia
at 2019-02-12T00:21

超北爛

By Olga
at 2019-02-16T16:20

高招

By Isla
at 2019-02-21T08:18

這…

By Mia
at 2019-02-26T00:16

靠XD 還有這樣的

By Lily
at 2019-03-02T16:14

我覺得最後朋友會把養樂多塞進你屁股裡

By Xanthe
at 2019-03-07T08:13

真的老江湖

By Mia
at 2019-03-12T00:11

乾～～～太猛了！這個很會！

By Quanna
at 2019-03-16T16:09

老江湖欸幹太猛了

By Victoria
at 2019-03-21T08:08

好歹請個比菲多吧

By Hazel
at 2019-03-26T00:06

老司機，帶帶我

By Margaret
at 2019-03-30T16:04

有夠精闢

By Andrew
at 2019-04-04T08:02

請上我叫您一聲大哥!
*讓 ...

By Franklin
at 2019-04-09T00:01

推一個老司機

By Kama
at 2019-04-13T15:59

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By Ophelia
at 2019-04-18T07:57

wwww

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-04-22T23:56

這是火鳳吧XDD

By Ina
at 2019-04-27T15:54

超猛XDD

By Damian
at 2019-05-02T07:52

太神啦

By Catherine
at 2019-05-06T23:50

都講出道理來了

By Olive
at 2019-05-11T15:49

老司機！

By Rae
at 2019-05-16T07:47

老江湖

By Ula
at 2019-05-20T23:45

內行

By Jacob
at 2019-05-25T15:43

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at 2019-05-30T07:42

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at 2019-06-03T23:40

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By Anthony
at 2019-06-08T15:38

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By Kumar
at 2019-06-13T07:37

專業

By Hedda
at 2019-06-17T23:35

屌

By Oscar
at 2019-06-22T15:33

推老江湖

By Ula
at 2019-06-27T07:31

手槍伯是時代的眼淚

By Dorothy
at 2019-07-01T23:30

只能給推佩服

By Steve
at 2019-07-06T15:28

強到太可以!!!

By Margaret
at 2019-07-11T07:26

幹害我半夜笑出來

By Delia
at 2019-07-15T23:25

國外電影很多這種賭上床的梗

By Megan
at 2019-07-20T15:23

專業!

By Delia
at 2019-07-25T07:21

我跪了

By Gary
at 2019-07-29T23:19

幹你是臥龍還是鳳雛

By Yuri
at 2019-08-03T15:18

乾，根本高手高手高高手!

By Edith
at 2019-08-08T07:16

大推

By Heather
at 2019-08-12T23:14

請多多指教

By Poppy
at 2019-08-17T15:13

幹你是有多喜歡養樂多啦

By Sarah
at 2019-08-22T07:11

...高手

By Agnes
at 2019-08-26T23:09

...好像很有道理@@

By Enid
at 2019-08-31T15:07

笑了只能推

By Hedwig
at 2019-09-05T07:06

推阿伯，結果養樂多大賣XD

By Delia
at 2019-09-09T23:04

很會

By Zora
at 2019-09-14T15:02

這太神了...

By Aaliyah
at 2019-09-19T07:01

有神快拜

By Damian
at 2019-09-23T22:59

早個10年看到這一篇的話,我還不大幹四方!

By Vanessa
at 2019-09-28T14:57

讚！有神快拜！

By Carol
at 2019-10-03T06:55

讚讚

By Leila
at 2019-10-07T22:54

我到底看了三小

By George
at 2019-10-12T14:52

養樂多現在漲到15塊了？

By Mason
at 2019-10-17T06:50

神文

By Aaliyah
at 2019-10-21T22:49

高手

By Lydia
at 2019-10-26T14:47

我想喝養樂多

By Jessica
at 2019-10-31T06:45

友情5元收

By Isabella
at 2019-11-04T22:43

很會

By Kelly
at 2019-11-09T14:42

乾會爆

By Susan
at 2019-11-14T06:40

老江湖

By Susan
at 2019-11-18T22:38

推抱緊那段

By Hedy
at 2019-11-23T14:37

很會，學起來

By Suhail Hany
at 2019-11-28T06:35

太猛了

By Yedda
at 2019-12-02T22:33

高手過招

By Jacob
at 2019-12-07T14:31

幹這招猛

By Agnes
at 2019-12-12T06:30

養樂多讚

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-12-16T22:28

太神啦

By Candice
at 2019-12-21T14:26

推

By Ida
at 2019-12-26T06:25

老江湖給推

By Noah
at 2019-12-30T22:23

高技術人士啊！

By Sarah
at 2020-01-04T14:21

甘！您內行

By Agnes
at 2020-01-09T06:19

推

By Andrew
at 2020-01-13T22:18

U值好文！

By Tracy
at 2020-01-18T14:16

養樂多 15？老江湖被騙了？

By Hedda
at 2020-01-23T06:14

真的是老江湖耶!

By Donna
at 2020-01-27T22:13

甲味濃

By Charlie
at 2020-02-01T14:11

優質好文推推

By Victoria
at 2020-02-06T06:09

靠背你根本心理系

By Andrew
at 2020-02-10T22:07

計劃通嘿嘿！推

By Ina
at 2020-02-15T14:06

Handjob man

By Oscar
at 2020-02-20T06:04

一看就知道是老江湖了

By Carol
at 2020-02-24T22:02

15元可以買統一多多了

By Mason
at 2020-02-29T14:00

有葉佩有推！！！

By Sierra Rose
at 2020-03-05T05:59

老江湖哦XD

By Oliver
at 2020-03-09T21:57

專業推

By Heather
at 2020-03-14T13:55

強

By Tom
at 2020-03-19T05:54

太神啦

By Necoo
at 2020-03-23T21:52

笑了

By Anthony
at 2020-03-28T13:50

靠盃XDDDD

By Lauren
at 2020-04-02T05:48

老江湖

By Aaliyah
at 2020-04-06T21:47

筆記

By George
at 2020-04-11T13:45

想喝養樂多

By Heather
at 2020-04-16T05:43

筆記筆記！

By Caroline
at 2020-04-20T21:42

不能不推

By Anthony
at 2020-04-25T13:40

有笑有推

By Zenobia
at 2020-04-30T05:38

厲害，小的佩服

By Faithe
at 2020-05-04T21:36

實用文

By Agatha
at 2020-05-09T13:35

專業！

By Olivia
at 2020-05-14T05:33

一開口就是老江湖

By Emily
at 2020-05-18T21:31

好強

By Zora
at 2020-05-23T13:30

受小弟一拜

By Tristan Cohan
at 2020-05-28T05:28

受教了

By Madame
at 2020-06-01T21:26

幹不能不推

By Madame
at 2020-06-06T13:24

太神了受小第一拜

By Eartha
at 2020-06-11T05:23

一出手就知道..老江湖

By Xanthe
at 2020-06-15T21:21

我服了~高手

By Agnes
at 2020-06-20T13:19

這套路很深

By Lydia
at 2020-06-25T05:18

幹養樂多高招

By Candice
at 2020-06-29T21:16

是高人，高人啊！

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-07-04T13:14

真的有道理欸，重點是15塊養樂多

By Tom
at 2020-07-09T05:12

老江湖

By Olivia
at 2020-07-13T21:11

完全老江湖，收徒弟嗎？

By Wallis
at 2020-07-18T13:09

太神啦

By Ophelia
at 2020-07-23T05:07

太神啦！！！！！

By Lydia
at 2020-07-27T21:06

超強

By Puput
at 2020-08-01T13:04

一開口就知道是老江湖了

By Selena
at 2020-08-06T05:02

滿滿的套路。求更多教學

By Harry
at 2020-08-10T21:00

老江湖了

By Freda
at 2020-08-15T12:59

狂

By Kristin
at 2020-08-20T04:57

滿滿的套路啊

朋友女友約我怎辦? - 成人話題討論

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