有沒有教游泳的八卦 - 成人話題討論

By Ethan
at 2015-12-30T02:35

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魯宅今天心血來潮來去學校游泳池
看到一個女生在學游泳學得好難過
就趁游抬頭蛙時教他換氣怎麼換比較順
結果後來她說她明天要考試
跑過來問我怎麼游蛙式
肥宅如我想到一定是昨天有去觀音亭拜拜
娘娘給我個機會教正妹游泳a.a

西斯點是
教他游蛙式時
他身體一直往下沉
所以只好用我肥宅油膩的手托著她的水蛇腰
游太快一不小心就碰到她的私處
游太慢時就不小心碰到ㄉㄨㄞㄉㄨㄞ的奶奶
只好手放在屁股上方穩定方向><＂
害我ggininder只敢彎著腰跟他說話
最後還主動跟肥宅我要line
說要跟我講明天順不順利
肥心怒放
　　　灑花 (*￣▽￣)/‧★*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆

所以有沒有教游泳的八卦？

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By Franklin
at 2015-12-31T00:00

扣扣！你好查個水錶唷

By Kristin
at 2015-12-31T21:25

少在那邊幻想，洗洗睡啦

By Doris
at 2016-01-01T18:50

孩子，該睡覺囉

By Ophelia
at 2016-01-02T16:15

是真的！到現在我手都沒洗

By Candice
at 2016-01-03T13:39

下次記得帶本票和印章

By Victoria
at 2016-01-04T11:04

你只是個免費的游泳教練！還想%%%？

By Frederic
at 2016-01-05T08:29

她說過了要請我吃飯嘻嘻

By Irma
at 2016-01-06T05:54

吃飯又不是吃鮑，還好吧。。

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-07T03:19

你的左手是怎麼游蛙式的

By Ingrid
at 2016-01-08T00:44

該睡了

By Ursula
at 2016-01-08T22:09

灑花(*￣▽￣)/ ‧☆*"`'*-.,_,.-*'`"*-.,_☆.

By Hazel
at 2016-01-09T19:33

補血給推

By Annie
at 2016-01-10T16:58

曾經我說過要教某女游泳水都還沒下床就先上了結果
真正有教到游泳的都沒上到

By Tom
at 2016-01-11T14:23

樓上我要聽掛啊

By Emma
at 2016-01-12T11:48

還好我蛙式很強不需要教

By Rosalind
at 2016-01-13T09:13

那改教蝶式如何?

By Bennie
at 2016-01-14T06:38

還好我會仰式

By Olive
at 2016-01-15T04:02

教到背後式

By Hedda
at 2016-01-16T01:27

她看到妳用兩個游泳圈，就怕你的油會沾到她

By Genevieve
at 2016-01-16T22:52

你會仰式嗎？

By Blanche
at 2016-01-17T20:17

教游泳不會用托腰的方式啊…那是小朋友的教法…

By Joseph
at 2016-01-18T17:42

*･゜ﾟ･*:.｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*

By Isla
at 2016-01-19T15:07

想太多

By Kumar
at 2016-01-20T12:32

帶到床上教蛙式

By Tracy
at 2016-01-21T09:56

100自53秒報到

By Lauren
at 2016-01-22T07:21

我都教傳教式

By Hardy
at 2016-01-23T04:46

我都教林益世

By Charlotte
at 2016-01-24T02:11

我都教台北市

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-01-24T23:36

我都教魯邦三世

By Dinah
at 2016-01-25T21:01

你真是肥宅????

By Jacky
at 2016-01-26T18:26

還可以碰上碰下的，你厲害

By Jacky
at 2016-01-27T15:50

人帥真好

By Rae
at 2016-01-28T13:15

防水工具人

By Charlotte
at 2016-01-29T10:40

在游泳池教學沒有被制止嗎@@?

By Lauren
at 2016-01-30T08:05

我都教蝶式

By Andrew
at 2016-01-31T05:30

夢境永遠最美

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-01T02:55

起床

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-02-02T00:19

沒有

By Sarah
at 2016-02-02T21:44

恭喜你\*(^O^)*/

By Jack
at 2016-02-03T19:09

人帥真好

By Puput
at 2016-02-04T16:34

為什麼要玩青蛙?

By Ursula
at 2016-02-05T13:59

醒了沒

By Zora
at 2016-02-06T11:24

你會仰式嗎?

By Annie
at 2016-02-07T08:49

教游泳10幾年也沒碰過你說的地方

By John
at 2016-02-08T06:13

醒醒好嗎？

By Frederica
at 2016-02-09T03:38

有照片再補推，不然噓到底！！！

By Poppy
at 2016-02-10T01:03

我教最終決戰奧義無式

By Agatha
at 2016-02-10T22:28

弱弱的我都直接抓

By Selena
at 2016-02-11T19:53

你要知道你不會游泳

By Mason
at 2016-02-12T17:18

有照片再補推

By Daniel
at 2016-02-13T14:43

我以前高中暑假教過一個女同學游泳一開始很興奮但是她
連我教她的蛙腿都踢不好又頻頻喝水後來只覺得很不爽朽
木不可雕也

By Donna
at 2016-02-14T12:07

游泳是會帶相機膩

By Doris
at 2016-02-15T09:32

圖勒？

By Ingrid
at 2016-02-16T06:57

乾不會游泳

By Mia
at 2016-02-17T04:22

大家都要去拜拜了………

By Frederic
at 2016-02-18T01:47

教好教滿泳池教完床上教

By Rae
at 2016-02-18T23:12

所以我說妳後來給她多少點數卡？

By Belly
at 2016-02-19T20:36

觀音亭，台南人？

By Dinah
at 2016-02-20T18:01

桃園也有個觀音亭哦

By Rebecca
at 2016-02-21T15:26

考試過了你就沒利用價值了

By Quanna
at 2016-02-22T12:51

醒醒吧，你不會游泳

By Charlotte
at 2016-02-23T10:16

教觀音坐蓮式

By Callum
at 2016-02-24T07:41

廢文

By Rae
at 2016-02-25T05:06

運氣好喔祝你桃花滿天開

By Oliver
at 2016-02-26T02:30

少看點動畫，多出去走走

By Doris
at 2016-02-26T23:55

吃飯的時候你可以問她，妳會仰式嗎？看看她會有什麼反
應

By Isla
at 2016-02-27T21:20

醒醒

By Franklin
at 2016-02-28T18:45

羨慕

By Genevieve
at 2016-02-29T16:10

嗯啊

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