有沒有女生喜歡被從後面來的女生? - 成人話題討論

Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2014-11-25T13:56

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※ 引述《silyrock19 (三千年再輪迴,我還是愛你)》之銘言:
: 洨妹的好姊妹正妹昨天跟我說
: 她想試試被她男友從後面來
: 她男友很配合從後面來
: 結果我的好姊妹好像頂到G點很爽
: 她男友也很爽
: 做完事之後,他男友肉棒出來
: 變成巧克力棒
: 兩人錯愕,她男友說以後如果以後
: 如果以後要分手
: 結果我的正妹姊妹一直跟我哭速

我先說結論。


女人願意讓男人走後門是一種相對剝奪感
我引述板主ttb的心得,怕髒就不要進屎洞


高潮退了才知道插錯洞
我超越合理懷疑
妳朋友的男友之行為是瓦倫達效應
也就是閉眼捅塞康


所以
我公開呼籲這為男性同胞
請展現大將之風,以後他女人才肯再讓他插
綽綽有餘


原po所說
這種SOD式的鬧劇
是他自己走屁洞
沒人抓他懶覺插進去


他以為自己肉棒無穴不插
但將一無所射


當然,請妳今晚跟妳洨姐妹通個電話
告訴她
這也不過是一場床戲而已
人生海海,括約肌放鬆一點


好,講結論
這只是驗證他的亂插
老二都插進去了、還在研究上面是什麼口味
肉棒再大隻,在外太空上看也只有一個點


請他自己做好心裡準備
左手打槍不要讓右手女友知道


小心按摩棒戳屁股
我這人從不搞甲甲的


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All Comments

Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2014-11-29T23:04
想走後門還不清一下 變巧克力棒被嫌棄才在哭哭 一絕
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By Annie
at 2014-12-04T08:13
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at 2014-12-08T17:22
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By Dorothy
at 2014-12-13T02:31
說書噢
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By Suhail Hany
at 2014-12-17T11:40
XD
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2014-12-21T20:49
中信哥耶~~~
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By Christine
at 2014-12-26T05:58
講古噢
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By Emma
at 2014-12-30T15:07
說書呢(敲碗
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By Caitlin
at 2015-01-04T00:16
老馬一定是太閒了,才會回這篇....
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By Hedwig
at 2015-01-08T09:25
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at 2015-01-12T18:34
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By Hedy
at 2015-01-17T03:43
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By Jacob
at 2015-01-21T12:52
阿甘正傳:屎康就像巧克力噴泉,你永遠不知道要沾水果還是
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By Necoo
at 2015-01-25T22:01
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By Olive
at 2015-01-30T07:10
老馬淪陷了…
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By Agnes
at 2015-02-03T16:19
哈哈哈好強的既視感
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By Dorothy
at 2015-02-08T01:28
老馬也中毒了
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By Jack
at 2015-02-12T10:37
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at 2015-02-16T19:46
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at 2015-02-21T04:55
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at 2015-03-06T08:22
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at 2015-03-10T17:31
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By Kumar
at 2015-03-15T02:40
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By Aaliyah
at 2015-03-19T11:49
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By Heather
at 2015-03-23T20:58
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By Frederica
at 2015-03-28T06:07
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By Isabella
at 2015-04-01T15:16
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By Liam
at 2015-04-06T00:25
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By Kelly
at 2015-04-10T09:34
西斯也有瓦倫達…
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By Lydia
at 2015-04-14T18:43
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By Barb Cronin
at 2015-04-19T03:52
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at 2015-04-23T13:01
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at 2015-04-27T22:10
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at 2015-05-02T07:19
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By Callum
at 2015-05-06T16:28
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By Gary
at 2015-05-11T01:37
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at 2015-05-19T19:55
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By Mia
at 2015-05-24T05:04
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By Callum
at 2015-05-28T14:13
為什麼沒跟高層吃過飯?
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By Madame
at 2015-06-01T23:22
幹這樣也可以瓦倫達
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By Jacob
at 2015-06-06T08:31
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By Sandy
at 2015-06-10T17:40
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By Elizabeth
at 2015-06-15T02:49
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By Enid
at 2015-06-19T11:58
第一句不大好 先說結論!(帶重音) 這樣才對
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By Mary
at 2015-06-23T21:07
胡迷
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By Lily
at 2015-06-28T06:16
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By Regina
at 2015-07-02T15:25
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By Joe
at 2015-07-07T00:34
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By Audriana
at 2015-07-11T09:43
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By Jake
at 2015-07-15T18:52
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By Faithe
at 2015-07-20T04:01
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By Ula
at 2015-07-24T13:10
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By Sierra Rose
at 2015-07-28T22:19
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By Madame
at 2015-08-02T07:28
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By Rachel
at 2015-08-06T16:37
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at 2015-08-15T10:55
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at 2015-08-19T20:03
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at 2015-08-24T05:12
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at 2015-08-28T14:21
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at 2015-09-01T23:30
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By Agnes
at 2015-09-06T08:39
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By Necoo
at 2015-09-10T17:48
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By Hazel
at 2015-09-15T02:57
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By Emma
at 2015-09-19T12:06
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at 2015-09-23T21:15
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at 2015-09-28T06:24
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at 2015-10-02T15:33
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at 2015-10-07T00:42
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By Christine
at 2015-10-11T09:51
不愧是馬老師,竟然看得懂原文
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By Damian
at 2015-10-15T19:00
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at 2015-10-20T04:09
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at 2015-10-24T13:18
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at 2015-10-28T22:27
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at 2015-11-02T07:36
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at 2015-11-06T16:45
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at 2015-11-11T01:54
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at 2015-11-15T11:03
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at 2015-11-19T20:12
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at 2015-11-24T05:21
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at 2015-11-28T14:30
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at 2015-12-02T23:39
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你就是本人吧
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By Jessica
at 2015-12-07T08:48
回答原PO問題...
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at 2015-12-11T17:57
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at 2015-12-16T03:06
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at 2016-01-11T10:00
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