有人跟青梅竹馬打過砲嗎？ - 成人話題討論

By Edwina
at 2018-09-16T17:45

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原文43~

說到青梅竹馬，這個小魯叔就有經驗了

我的青梅竹馬就稱呼他為M吧

怎麼說是青梅竹馬呢?

我跟M是幼稚園、小學一、二，五、六年級的同學

甚至曾經是坐在隔壁的位置，就是小學會拿粉筆中間畫一條線

超過就剁手的那種

甚至我們住的地方只差一條街，小六還是班長副班長的關係

這樣應該算符合青梅竹馬了吧

M國小畢業之後我就沒見過他了(後來知道是因為去念了私校)

一直直到20歲念了大學才在同學的邀約下見過面

不過當時M是有男友的狀態

就見過這次面後也沒有M的消息了(後來知道是因為出國念書了)

直到前幾年，在朋友告知下，M要從國外回來了

朋友請我聯絡他要幫他辦個接機以及歡迎他回國

因為只有我跟他在同一個縣市，我就擔任負責聯絡的工作

等到M回來之後我們約在咖啡廳見面，看到熟悉的臉龐(M跟小時候比沒什麼變)

就對這個人有點印象了

後來也因為M剛回國，所以沒什麼在地的朋友

所以魯叔就常常約M出去，或者是陪她回台灣辦一些手續

然後有次去看夜景的時候，就在車上摳摳摸摸之後

就這麼吃掉了

從此之後我們就很常在外出時，直接就在車上做起來(車小真的有夠不舒服)

好了故事寫到這邊

小魯叔的青梅竹馬說兒子在哭，叫我去泡牛奶給他喝

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==騙我魯

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好閃

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噓看不到內文

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羨慕

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推結局

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閃屁喔......

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瘟馨

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at 2021-09-06T09:21

閃屁哦

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at 2021-09-10T22:09

乾好幸福

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給推

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at 2021-09-19T23:46

看來結局是鬧出人命

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怒噓

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好棒

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at 2021-10-21T17:26

非常完美的結局

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at 2021-10-30T19:03

推XD

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at 2021-11-04T07:52

溫馨。

By Blanche
at 2021-11-08T20:40

有人跟青梅竹馬打過砲嗎？ - 成人話題討論

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