有人跟雙胞胎做過的嗎？ - 成人話題討論

Rebecca avatar
By Rebecca
at 2015-10-28T17:25

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小弟只是魯蛇業務

但有次跟客戶聊天，客戶聊開了就說出這段奇遇

這位客戶叫 jason，簡稱他Ｊ大好了

有次Ｊ大出差去大陸東莞，剛來的第一天長駐的同事

就帶著Ｊ大去"半山"酒店唱K了，半山是整條走廊的小姐都可以點的酒店

J大就點了一個A小姐進包廂開唱，A小姐問說:你們男生這麼多要不要多點幾位

J大回應:好啊，是你姊妹嗎?

A小姐說:是阿，真的是我妹妹，等等就過來

J大OS:襪靠~ 雙胞胎，難得機會怎能錯過

之後，J大就點了雙胞胎坐檯(400RMB/人)，唱著唱著(台灣人都愛唱很晚)~

慢慢有人帶著小姐各自離開，J大也問A小姐要不要跟他回家坐坐(暗示要一夜S)

A小姐說:不行，我去了我妹怎麼辦?

最後J大心想乾脆包她姐妹來雙飛，喬好過整夜(1200RMB/人)，兩姊妹也答應

就坐打D回J大的公寓

-----------------以上是舖後續悲慘的梗-----------------------

到公寓後兩姊妹不囉嗦

一個用手機放熱音，一個站在桌子上跳熱舞(邊跳開始邊脫)

此時J大吃下從台灣帶的威X剛後欣賞這一切

(5分鐘後...)

站在桌子上的不知道是姊姊還是妹妹，跳舞跳得忘我竟然踩空

踩空後正面顏部朝地(跟周星馳電影一樣)

爬起來後鼻血直流，此時她的姊妹呼喊著能不能帶她去看醫生

J大說不行，內心OS:林北都付錢還吃藥了，七孔流血都要來一砲

(我內心OS:這是恐怖片喔)

最後兩姊妹退錢孩哭求J大讓她去看醫生(此時鼻血還在流)

J大才悻悻然地放她們回去....

結果 根本沒西斯,只是場悲劇而已

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All Comments

Sandy avatar
By Sandy
at 2015-10-31T04:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 靠杯阿 這也太搞笑 後來怎麼辦
Margaret avatar
By Margaret
at 2015-11-02T14:34
七孔流血也要來一砲....
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-11-05T01:09
「有沒有人尬過流鼻血的雙胞胎」
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2015-11-07T11:44
靠背XDDD
Michael avatar
By Michael
at 2015-11-09T22:19
這三小......
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-11-12T08:54
哭哭
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-11-14T19:29
靠背 典型的褲子都脫了你跟我說不行XD
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2015-11-17T06:04
被逗笑了
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2015-11-19T16:39
不行！！
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2015-11-22T03:14
笑歪XDDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2015-11-24T13:49
流鼻血是哪招？ 樂極生悲
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2015-11-27T00:24
七孔流血都要來一砲 確定????
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2015-11-29T10:59
哈哈哈也太好笑
Noah avatar
By Noah
at 2015-12-01T21:34
靠腰XDDDDDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2015-12-04T08:09
xDDDDD
Oscar avatar
By Oscar
at 2015-12-06T18:44
XDDDDDDD
Blanche avatar
By Blanche
at 2015-12-09T05:18
後勁好強
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-12-11T15:53
這也太好笑.....慘
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-12-14T02:28
太白癡了吧
Yuri avatar
By Yuri
at 2015-12-16T13:03
妙XDDDDDD
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2015-12-18T23:38
你朋友賺到了脫衣熱舞，也算爽了
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2015-12-21T10:13
你朋友被短打了～
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2015-12-23T20:48
之後看有姐妹劇情的A片會不會有陰影XDD
David avatar
By David
at 2015-12-26T07:23
笑死我了 哈哈哈哈哈
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2015-12-28T17:58
幹SOD都是真的
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2015-12-31T04:33
幹0糧 我看了三小RRRRRR
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-01-02T15:08
幹這結局是殺小啦XDDD
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2016-01-05T01:43
不對。重點吃了威x鋼J該怎麼辦吧。哈哈
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-01-07T12:18
這篇沒西斯點也要笑著推
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-01-09T22:53
靠北XDDDDD
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-01-12T09:28
三正半山有這種 ？只跟客人去吃過飯還不錯
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-01-14T20:02
三小啦XDDDDDDD
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2016-01-17T06:37
只有一個慘字…
Madame avatar
By Madame
at 2016-01-19T17:12
我比較想知道吃了威而鋼的後續..
Queena avatar
By Queena
at 2016-01-22T03:47
靠北啊XDDDD
Hedy avatar
By Hedy
at 2016-01-24T14:22
幹超有畫面 XD
Liam avatar
By Liam
at 2016-01-27T00:57
既視感好強烈o_Oa
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-01-29T11:32
有笑給推
Eden avatar
By Eden
at 2016-01-31T22:07
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-02-03T08:42
偉哥才嗑下去妳給我撲街……
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-02-05T19:17
三小XDD
Mason avatar
By Mason
at 2016-02-08T05:52
哈哈哈靠北流鼻血
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-02-10T16:27
我笑了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-02-13T03:02
褲子都脫惹終極版
Frederica avatar
By Frederica
at 2016-02-15T13:37
幹XDD
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-02-18T00:12
超好笑
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-02-20T10:46
三小
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-02-22T21:21
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-02-25T07:56
這尬得下去也太威
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-02-27T18:31
超北七我的媽
Lily avatar
By Lily
at 2016-03-01T05:06
有後續嗎？還是退費？
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-03-03T15:41
遺憾推。
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-03-06T02:16
在腳下寫一個慘字
Quanna avatar
By Quanna
at 2016-03-08T12:51
XDDDD
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-03-10T23:26
有笑有推
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-03-13T10:01
靠 笑了
Oliver avatar
By Oliver
at 2016-03-15T20:36
幹搞不好都演的XDD
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-03-18T07:11
慘字怎麼寫，會嗎？
Mia avatar
By Mia
at 2016-03-20T17:46
超靠杯XDDDDD
Suhail Hany avatar
By Suhail Hany
at 2016-03-23T04:21
XDXD
七孔流血都要來一炮
Bennie avatar
By Bennie
at 2016-03-25T14:56
有笑有推..
Megan avatar
By Megan
at 2016-03-28T01:30
好殘忍，都流鼻血啦，怎麼幹得下去
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-03-30T12:05
沒西斯點有笨點哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
Rosalind avatar
By Rosalind
at 2016-04-01T22:40
XDDDDDD
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-04-04T09:15
這也可以 XDD
Elma avatar
By Elma
at 2016-04-06T19:50
哈哈 J大也太沒良心 還想做
Bethany avatar
By Bethany
at 2016-04-09T06:25
三小XDDDDD
Isabella avatar
By Isabella
at 2016-04-11T17:00
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Andy avatar
By Andy
at 2016-04-14T03:35
好有畫面阿。XD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-04-16T14:10
幹0糧我褲子都脫了你給我看這個
Harry avatar
By Harry
at 2016-04-19T00:45
我褲子都脫了你給我看這個
George avatar
By George
at 2016-04-21T11:20
哈哈哈!這是笨版的文吧XD
Victoria avatar
By Victoria
at 2016-04-23T21:55
XD
Ida avatar
By Ida
at 2016-04-26T08:30
覺得慘哈哈
Joseph avatar
By Joseph
at 2016-04-28T19:05
XDDDDDDDDDD
Erin avatar
By Erin
at 2016-05-01T05:40
笑到每丁每當
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-05-03T16:14
笑到歪腰XDDDDD
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-05-06T02:49
幹 我褲子都脫了你給我看這個XDDDDDDDDD
Hedwig avatar
By Hedwig
at 2016-05-08T13:24
熊寶你要紅了
Lucy avatar
By Lucy
at 2016-05-10T23:59
幫人家鼻孔開苞，真是奇遇
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-05-13T10:34
好慘…只能硬一整天了…
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-05-15T21:09
拍拍
Tom avatar
By Tom
at 2016-05-18T07:44
哈哈哈哈哈哈XDDD
Ursula avatar
By Ursula
at 2016-05-20T18:19
到底有多洨衝腦,都噴血了還要幹XDDD
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-05-23T04:54
XDDD
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-05-25T15:29
靠，硬了一晚結果結局這樣...
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-05-28T02:04
懷念半山的花街
Hazel avatar
By Hazel
at 2016-05-30T12:39
什麼啦這個XDDDDDDDDD
Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2016-06-01T23:14
幹XDDDDDD 這也太展開了吧
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-06-04T09:49
有笑有推XDD
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-06-06T20:24
豪笑！
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2016-06-09T06:58
圖書館憋笑好痛苦…
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-06-11T17:33
這不給爆太可惜了
Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2016-06-14T04:08
結局好哀傷XD
Zora avatar
By Zora
at 2016-06-16T14:43
太搞笑了 後面簡直悲劇!!
Selena avatar
By Selena
at 2016-06-19T01:18
褲子脫了你給我看這個
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-06-21T11:53
阿哈哈哈哈哈開包了
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-06-23T22:28
XDDDDDDDDDDD
Jack avatar
By Jack
at 2016-06-26T09:03
XDDDD
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-06-28T19:38
幹這好好笑
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-07-01T06:13
拍拍
Wallis avatar
By Wallis
at 2016-07-03T16:48
這個好笑
Freda avatar
By Freda
at 2016-07-06T03:23
藥效持久不退
Frederic avatar
By Frederic
at 2016-07-08T13:58
XDDDDD
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-07-11T00:33
哈哈哈哈哈
Jacob avatar
By Jacob
at 2016-07-13T11:08
幹笑了
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-07-15T21:42
笑翻了
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-07-18T08:17
真有夠衰洨!!! XDD

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