有人約過洗頭小妹嗎? - 成人話題討論

Olivia avatar
By Olivia
at 2016-01-31T23:55

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話說看了長長的討論串,本魯也有過經驗,

那是個剛退伍的夏天,退伍後第一份工作,

在內湖某雞排店上班

由於帶我炸雞排練習的是一個帥T

旁邊隔壁的美髮店有幾個助理妹妹每天都會經過我們店

自然帥T跟她們很熟,每天我們店打烊帥T都會帶我去美髮店宿舍門口找她們聊天,

因為當時她們都還是學生,每天工作時間很長,下班後還要打掃店裡,

打掃完又要練習假人頭做功課,於是每天都到宿舍陪她們做功課練習聊天,

順便當個暖男,隨時她們有什麼需要都是使命必達,

當中跟其中一位越聊越合,那時她剛跟她男朋友分手沒多久,而我就扮演著聆聽她

每天訴苦的角色,直到有一天,哭著跟我說她懷孕了,當時她想拿掉但是不知道怎麼辦

於是我就帶著她到萬華的婦產科私下拿掉,也以男朋友的身份幫她簽名,也幫她出了
拿掉的錢還有買一些補品的錢總共也要三萬左右(但是當時沒有在一起)

拿掉後因為身體很虛無法工作,於是把他帶回我家住了快兩個禮拜,還騙我媽說

這是我女朋友我不小心讓她中了剛拿掉很虛弱所以帶回家照顧,我媽也還真的每天幫她

燉補品(已經過了很多年,我媽到現在還不知道事情的真相)

住我家這段時間我也很細心地呵護照顧她,她似乎也被我感動到,於是也算是在一起了吧

等到她身體比較復原回去上班後,我也是每天下班準時到她宿舍陪伴她,

正以為會就這樣長長久久走下去,這時害她懷孕的前男友出現跟她求復合,我以為,

我以為她會選擇我,但是,並沒有,她回到她前男友身邊,我就這樣被甩了,



這已經是最少五年前的事情了,最近突然翻到她的FB,她竟然還跟她那個賤男友在一起

到現在(我也只能給予祝福了)



結論是,洗頭妹妹、美髮助理基本上付出關心耐心細心,她們感受到自然約的到了。

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shemale:校車震得起來,真男人 02/22 19:33
Oslam:幹 校車都能震起來 應該是大恐龍02/22 19:33
shemale:樓上我們真是天生一對 02/22 19:34
crazysinger:51吃15 02/22 19:34
Oslam:五樓才跟你天生一對 整天肛一起啦 02/22 19:35
Oslam:51你來幹嘛啦02/22 19:35

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By Heather
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校車震得起來,真男人
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By Donna
at 2016-02-03T11:14
幹 校車都能震起來 應該是大恐龍
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By Heather
at 2016-02-04T16:53
樓上我們真是天生一對
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By Tracy
at 2016-02-05T22:32
51吃15
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at 2016-02-07T04:12
五樓才跟你天生一對 整天肛一起啦
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at 2016-02-08T09:51
51你來幹嘛啦
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這算是感傷文嗎? 拍拍
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拍拍
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at 2016-02-12T02:48
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真好人..
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好人 推
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博俊
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尻北還幫人做月子 辛苦了
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未來洗頭妹生小孩 會懷念你家幫她做月子的回憶
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at 2016-03-09T01:32
工具人
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重點是你吃到沒?三萬有沒有回本
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at 2016-03-14T00:09
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你如果有幹10砲就不算虧 不然你就是個丟臉的工具人
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By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-03-16T11:28
錢有要回來了嗎?
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幫我買演唱會門票
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..........
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3萬就這樣丟水溝 你媽在背後很火
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完全工具啊…
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工具人推
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西湖?
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記得把錢要回來啊
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你媽沒有罵你?
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拍拍啊…真是可惡…
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3萬...
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在一起的是你單方面感覺?
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濫好人
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超扯 這樣你也甘願
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拍拍
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...............幹三小好貴的工具人
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替你媽噓你,愛當工具人不要拖老母下水好嗎?
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不要把媽媽扯進來
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你人太好了吧
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......不忍
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你媽好慘..
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你老木卡慘
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博俊Q___Q
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同是天涯工具人
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蕭柏駿
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高級工具人
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工具人沒有極限..
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你今天工具了嗎
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工具人拍拍
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北七…
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幫你媽噓你
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原本想噓你騙媽媽的
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樓下幫原po媽出個氣
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李大仁?工具人?一線之隔
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乾連媽媽都一起當工具
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找人幫出錢...慘
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三小啊 太辛酸了啊
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爛好人造就破麻!!! 我欣賞你的的人品 但不支持行為
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有嘟到嗎?
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拍拍 大家都是好工具人
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博駿.....
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你還是別讓你媽知道好了
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慘的是嬰靈會跟著你
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一定不帥
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好人不是這樣當...
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為人仗義
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不該讓你媽知道你這麼慘嗎?
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我猜應該還是沒吃到
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好可憐 但我不喜歡
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拖你媽下水幹嘛
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By Olivia
at 2016-06-22T02:07
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By Madame
at 2016-06-23T07:46
您是工具系的?
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By Elizabeth
at 2016-06-24T13:26
拍拍~~~~
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By Liam
at 2016-06-25T19:05
工具人 那你有爽到幾發??
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By Leila
at 2016-06-27T00:44
錢有拿回來嗎?
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By Donna
at 2016-06-28T06:23
最強工具人是你
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By Michael
at 2016-06-29T12:03
這篇是工具人交戰手則嗎..
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By Heather
at 2016-06-30T17:42
工具人還說的很浪漫zz
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By Edith
at 2016-07-01T23:21
你也太荒唐了…
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By John
at 2016-07-03T05:00
幹!醒!
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By Joseph
at 2016-07-04T10:40
工具人其實是你媽吧
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By Freda
at 2016-07-05T16:19
拍拍。看了真想替您寫個慘字。希望您至少有上到....
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By Xanthe
at 2016-07-06T21:58
你媽在你背後很火
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By Megan
at 2016-07-08T03:37
有夠爛
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By Vanessa
at 2016-07-09T09:16
有吃到嗎
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By Christine
at 2016-07-10T14:56
不要拖家人下水
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By Rachel
at 2016-07-11T20:35
哈哈
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By Steve
at 2016-07-13T02:14
你媽也很倒楣
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By Agatha
at 2016-07-14T07:53
ATM
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By Annie
at 2016-07-15T13:33
幹真的有點慘
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By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-16T19:12
完美工具人
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By Mia
at 2016-07-18T00:51
所以沒幹到?以為這樣幫很帥膩 拒絕當工具人 勇敢說不!
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By Ida
at 2016-07-19T06:30
真的替你媽噓你 養你不是去貼賤PU用的
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By Lauren
at 2016-07-20T12:10
祝你遇到對的人
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By Thomas
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工具人收錄
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By Quanna
at 2016-07-22T23:28
好歹叫他還你 3w 但如果一砲算2000NT 有超過15砲就算了
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By Regina
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wow 女的也太婊了吧
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By Megan
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你有上到嗎? 沒有的話 真的比工具人還不如
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By Ophelia
at 2016-07-26T16:26
幹 蕭博駿
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By Kristin
at 2016-07-27T22:05
看成洗小頭
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By Una
at 2016-07-29T03:44
有幹到嗎所以??
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By Catherine
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你會幸福的!
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By Enid
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By Daniel
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太工具啦!!!
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不忍噓……拍拍
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By Cara
at 2016-08-04T08:00
摳憐
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By Robert
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快去要錢回來啊
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By Blanche
at 2016-08-06T19:19
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By Iris
at 2016-08-08T00:58
大家都沒發現是另類仙人跳嗎?
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By Hazel
at 2016-08-09T06:37
不忍噓...
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By Erin
at 2016-08-10T12:17
==到底在想什麼
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By Lauren
at 2016-08-11T17:56
自己一廂情願的
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By Xanthe
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工具王
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By Rebecca
at 2016-08-14T05:14
可憐 不忍噓
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By Todd Johnson
at 2016-08-15T10:53
我想幫你老母噓
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By Thomas
at 2016-08-16T16:33
超級工具人
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By Regina
at 2016-08-17T22:12
不忍噓
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By Selena
at 2016-08-19T03:51
暖男勒 工具人啦
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By Hardy
at 2016-08-20T09:30
哭了
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By Ingrid
at 2016-08-21T15:10
暖男 就是有這種 才造就一堆公主
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By Kelly
at 2016-08-22T20:49
拍拍...

口袋內務

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By Callum
at 2016-01-31T22:43
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有人看過什麼獵奇的東西尻尻嗎?

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By Olga
at 2016-01-31T22:43
本帥宅因為有老婆惹 所有也只有收尋老婆的影片來尻尻 一直很好奇 有人會拿很and#34;不一樣and#34;的東西來尻尻嗎? 像大家常說的什麼 X菊.avi. X蓮.avi 真的有人會拿來使用嗎???? -------- 本帥宅的老婆andlt;3 http://i.imgur.com/Qm9U ...

幹過年紀最小的?

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By Erin
at 2016-01-31T22:29
看了很多文都是問 幾歲破處 那我們就來討論幹過年紀最小的是幾歲吧! 不然回答跟自己的年齡差也是可 當然....如果有犯法的.. 等等有人查水錶請記得速速開門。 補個西斯點 跟前任有一次野砲(我他媽只有前任可以說嘴,幹) 反正就是在晚上的公廁 原本想說沒人 要在女廁內的門板外 ...

為什麼有男生會用視訊露鳥?

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By Emma
at 2016-01-31T22:23
在奇摩聊天室還在的那段日子 我的興趣就是去那邊聊天 然後跟人互加即時通之類的 好像剛上國中的時候吧 某天我一如往常進了聊天室 結果有個沒聊過人加我即時通 我也忘記他怎麼能加我的 總之他發送邀請要我看他的視訊 毫不猶豫的點同意 結果出現在螢幕上的是有點模糊的老二 當下嚇一跳就直接關了 之後又遇過好幾個這種 ...

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at 2016-01-31T22:12
噓 : 怕把自己的挖出來還挺好笑 再補一發都比挖出來的多 01/31 20:53 首先必須了解生物本能和人類自由意志的區別, 之前所提到的假說都是以生物本能出發, 對斤斤計較到近乎小氣的生物演化來說, 任何的資源浪費都是不允許的, 不可能有這種挖出來再補一發的土豪行為, 如果分不清楚潛意識生物 ...