有人約炮約到處女過嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Michael
at 2015-05-10T00:20

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西斯版首po，好緊張ＸＤ

原文推文下有人說約到處男再來報告，於是小妹決定分享一下我的經驗，

小妹不才，第一次約炮就約到處男！

一開始聊天的時候並無異狀，對方是體育班的學生，身高ok，身材ok，

宣稱技術良好，有過幾個炮友（事實證明都是嘴砲......）

當然，沒經驗想裝有經驗是人之常情，畢竟我也是假裝有約過炮在約的，

但我至少不是處女啊ＱＱ

在進入正題前先說結論：想爽絕對不要約處男！

開了房間後，開始前戲，心裡暗覺不妙，不但摸得很生疏（超痛的Ｑ）、脫得很生疏、

甚至不會解內衣扣！（完全想當場走人）

終於可以進入了，三秒......就算我誇張，也絕對不超過十秒，

他就射了......。這時候他才承認他其實是第一次。

當下心中萬馬奔騰、氣急攻心簡直就要當場殺人棄屍（太誇張ＸＤ）

但真的很怒，姐是來爽的不是來調教處男的啊啊啊啊啊

雖然後來有再來一次，但已經被摧毀的興致就像馬英九的支持度一樣，是回不來的，

而且他技不如人太多，最後就草草結束、趕緊閃人。當然此男也從此不再聯絡。

以上就是我慘痛的經驗，最後附圖驗明正身一下ＸＤ

http://imgur.com/1KflOba

（不太會縮網址，希望有成功！）

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By Quintina
at 2015-05-14T13:50

我第一！！！

By Steve
at 2015-05-19T03:20

已寄信

By Leila
at 2015-05-23T16:49

衝了

By Olivia
at 2015-05-28T06:19

約我約我

By Eartha
at 2015-06-01T19:49

才剛寄出就立刻收到姐姐的回信! 當天一定赴約!

By Ida
at 2015-06-06T09:19

身寸了

By Charlie
at 2015-06-10T22:49

我認得那條毛巾

By Oliver
at 2015-06-15T12:18

我認得那鎖骨

By Franklin
at 2015-06-20T01:48

站內聯繫

By Madame
at 2015-06-24T15:18

為什麼要把事情說出來

By Lucy
at 2015-06-29T04:48

體育班玩咖報到

By Rae
at 2015-07-03T18:17

淋濕的頭髮讓人心癢阿

By Lauren
at 2015-07-08T07:47

我是那條毛巾

By Ida
at 2015-07-12T21:17

處男錯了嗎嗚嗚嗚

By Agnes
at 2015-07-17T10:47

哥也在找投緣不黏膩的好碰友~我們聊聊吧

By Valerie
at 2015-07-22T00:16

PK阿!!

By Doris
at 2015-07-26T13:46

加一啊啊啊

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-07-31T03:16

哈哈，很有趣

By Genevieve
at 2015-08-04T16:46

深夜沒有厲害一點的圖嗎

By Gary
at 2015-08-09T06:16

辛苦你了姐

By Caroline
at 2015-08-13T19:45

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By Ophelia
at 2015-08-18T09:15

單挑!

By William
at 2015-08-22T22:45

單挑啊（啥～

By William
at 2015-08-27T12:15

XDDD

By Andrew
at 2015-09-01T01:44

求短髮！

By Doris
at 2015-09-05T15:14

小弟mvp情人，單挑

By Anthony
at 2015-09-10T04:44

你約錯人了

By Hedda
at 2015-09-14T18:14

當年是我不好現在我可以超過十二秒了

By Anonymous
at 2015-09-19T07:43

pk!單挑!

By Catherine
at 2015-09-23T21:13

so can i try to please you??

By Ina
at 2015-09-28T10:43

單挑吧只要妳不怕站不起來

By Frederica
at 2015-10-03T00:13

我不是處男，所以可以選我，選我。

By Necoo
at 2015-10-07T13:42

單挑只怕妳撐不住

By Adele
at 2015-10-12T03:12

處男想噓，念在妳有圖...

By Poppy
at 2015-10-16T16:42

我需要調教..

By Oscar
at 2015-10-21T06:12

只打砲不嘴砲寄信給我哈哈

By Michael
at 2015-10-25T19:42

身材真美！

By Erin
at 2015-10-30T09:11

好多水~ 約不到____女

By Anthony
at 2015-11-03T22:41

我很會抽插請寄給我

By Harry
at 2015-11-08T12:11

單挑阿~別多說

By Heather
at 2015-11-13T01:41

乙寄信

By Tracy
at 2015-11-17T15:10

我也要報名!

By George
at 2015-11-22T04:40

麥造！

By Queena
at 2015-11-26T18:10

可以報名一起合拍出浴照嗎

By Yuri
at 2015-12-01T07:40

在下燕人張翼德，持丈八蛇矛！單挑啊！

By Lydia
at 2015-12-05T21:09

GGinin惹選我選我吧~>///<

By Lucy
at 2015-12-10T10:39

報名pk

By Leila
at 2015-12-15T00:09

可以讓我當那條毛巾嗎？

By Iris
at 2015-12-19T13:39

我可以！

By Elizabeth
at 2015-12-24T03:09

我還嫌你嫩呢

By Margaret
at 2015-12-28T16:38

讓我來彌補他的過錯吧

By Selena
at 2016-01-02T06:08

我技術好棒棒

By Frederic
at 2016-01-06T19:38

選我好嗎？我還沒有床伴的說

By Olive
at 2016-01-11T09:08

樓上很餓

By Olga
at 2016-01-15T22:37

我好像知道妳是誰...

By Zora
at 2016-01-20T12:07

有點不了解到底是真的還豪洨

By Wallis
at 2016-01-25T01:37

單挑拉

By Steve
at 2016-01-29T15:07

好鎖骨

By Una
at 2016-02-03T04:36

我不是處男

By Catherine
at 2016-02-07T18:06

你以為用屁股PS到胸部我就會推了嗎？

By Hamiltion
at 2016-02-12T07:36

單挑阿！

By Quintina
at 2016-02-16T21:06

我可以代替他

By Gilbert
at 2016-02-21T10:35

單挑別跑

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-02-26T00:05

寄信單挑阿

By Valerie
at 2016-03-01T13:35

我可以解決妳的困擾

By Callum
at 2016-03-06T03:05

本人品質堅若磐石

By Xanthe
at 2016-03-10T16:35

胸部有顆痣

By Sarah
at 2016-03-15T06:04

床伴這種小事就交給我

By Connor
at 2016-03-19T19:34

想單挑

By Michael
at 2016-03-24T09:04

我小孩都已經這麼大了足以證明我不是處男了吧

By Emma
at 2016-03-28T22:34

這邊排隊的比較少，一試成主顧

By Enid
at 2016-04-02T12:03

嗆你不敢單挑

By Kama
at 2016-04-07T01:33

一堆人技術很好剛好你運氣差找到最會嘴炮的

By Victoria
at 2016-04-11T15:03

處男人氣-1

By Heather
at 2016-04-16T04:33

就算寄信會水桶我還是要寄！！

By Rachel
at 2016-04-20T18:02

處男都約得到

By Lauren
at 2016-04-25T07:32

運氣真差

By Catherine
at 2016-04-29T21:02

寄信了，快回我信

By Selena
at 2016-05-04T10:32

何方水妖！老衲也想去泡泡水

By Olivia
at 2016-05-09T00:02

勉勉強強還堪用 xDDD

By Franklin
at 2016-05-13T13:31

我們可以來愛愛

By Caitlin
at 2016-05-18T03:01

其實可以約我...我不嘴砲...哈哈

By Lauren
at 2016-05-22T16:31

幹誰叫現在一堆找砲友都說要大肌肉，大肌肉只有10秒是

By Connor
at 2016-05-27T06:01

有比叫好膩?我沒肌肉做還不是能到一小時，害我很難約

By Hardy
at 2016-05-31T19:30

說好的4秒呢，看樣子要我出馬了

By Necoo
at 2016-06-05T09:00

氣色真好

By Puput
at 2016-06-09T22:30

硬了!!!!!!!!!!!

By Brianna
at 2016-06-14T12:00

準備寄信

By Barb Cronin
at 2016-06-19T01:29

匿名屁喔這樣我怎麼寄信啦

By Ina
at 2016-06-23T14:59

單挑

By Dora
at 2016-06-28T04:29

私我教我約

By Adele
at 2016-07-02T17:59

就是我啦

By Una
at 2016-07-07T07:28

小弟低我不是可以約我

By Charlotte
at 2016-07-11T20:58

處男也能約到我到底都在幹嘛阿！

By Hamiltion
at 2016-07-16T10:28

我好像認得妳…

By Isabella
at 2016-07-20T23:58

幹看到第一段就不想看處男根本寶物啊啊啊啊

By Una
at 2016-07-25T13:28

身為處男控只好補噓了處男大好啊啊阿啊

By Michael
at 2016-07-30T02:57

處男再次-1. T_T

By Charlie
at 2016-08-03T16:27

萬馬奔騰是指內心有萬隻草泥馬跑過嗎？

By Selena
at 2016-08-08T05:57

也太容易被騙吧我看根本就是看上男生長得帥吧

By Kristin
at 2016-08-12T19:27

讓開讓專業的來

By Aaliyah
at 2016-08-17T08:56

有凸

By Valerie
at 2016-08-21T22:26

話說我處男之身也是給約泡女的不過至少有20min

By Sarah
at 2016-08-26T11:56

我有這方面的經驗，歡迎來信討論

By Odelette
at 2016-08-31T01:26

選我，再給學體育一個機會

By Harry
at 2016-09-04T14:55

我今天還是處男，請指教???

By Andy
at 2016-09-09T04:25

寄給我阿乾

By Ivy
at 2016-09-13T17:55

弱弱der

By Dora
at 2016-09-18T07:25

所以不是處男的你就可以接受囉??

By Connor
at 2016-09-22T20:55

放開那條毛巾，衝我來就好

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-09-27T10:24

愛匿名又講這樣?你當這裡你個版喔

By Hazel
at 2016-10-01T23:54

擠

By Rae
at 2016-10-06T13:24

請給個機會，讓我為體育班挽回面子

By Cara
at 2016-10-11T02:54

看來釣出不少鄉民了

By Elizabeth
at 2016-10-15T16:23

已羨慕5F

By John
at 2016-10-20T05:53

姐選我

By Iris
at 2016-10-24T19:23

身材好好體育學生真是好

By Lily
at 2016-10-29T08:53

幹不要躲在匿名系統後面不敢單挑，小心我幹死你

By Yedda
at 2016-11-02T22:22

左手臂有刺青

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-11-07T11:52

這刺青阿斯~~~~~~~~~

By Ula
at 2016-11-12T01:22

處男錯了嗎QQ

By Noah
at 2016-11-16T14:52

降怎麼寄信

By Wallis
at 2016-11-21T04:21

難怪處男人氣低

By Blanche
at 2016-11-25T17:51

中路單挑啦

By Oliver
at 2016-11-30T07:21

想報名(誤)

By Linda
at 2016-12-04T20:51

中部地區歡迎寄信給我

By Odelette
at 2016-12-09T10:21

你好像是

By Daph Bay
at 2016-12-13T23:50

想寄～～～

By Frederic
at 2016-12-18T13:20

北部找我噢

By Zanna
at 2016-12-23T02:50

挖……………

By George
at 2016-12-27T16:20

不要硬推奶

By Quanna
at 2017-01-01T05:49

選我選我

By Rae
at 2017-01-05T19:19

我愛西斯版

By Xanthe
at 2017-01-10T08:49

吃到處男可憐拍拍

By Erin
at 2017-01-14T22:19

青筋讚

By Anthony
at 2017-01-19T11:48

好好求幫破

By Jacky
at 2017-01-24T01:18

為什麼不衝著我來

By Eartha
at 2017-01-28T14:48

不錯

By Zenobia
at 2017-02-02T04:18

我也是體慾班的班長慾望超強請站內詳情

By Ophelia
at 2017-02-06T17:48

我可以我來

By Kyle
at 2017-02-11T07:17

打這種結果膩名

By Lucy
at 2017-02-15T20:47

已寄信選我選我

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-02-20T10:17

處男處女除非妳喜歡對方，才下手，約的話完全不考慮

By Carolina Franco
at 2017-02-24T23:47

高又帥又壯

By Sarah
at 2017-03-01T13:16

已報名!

By Emily
at 2017-03-06T02:46

拿號碼牌等叫號

By Poppy
at 2017-03-10T16:16

中路單挑不解釋!

By Mason
at 2017-03-15T05:46

不找我你會後悔

By Vanessa
at 2017-03-19T19:15

體育班?哥打拳擊的來單挑吧

By Blanche
at 2017-03-24T08:45

衝著我來啊!

By Connor
at 2017-03-28T22:15

上次就說要找我,看妳又浪費一次機會了.

By Valerie
at 2017-04-02T11:45

不錯不錯

By Joe
at 2017-04-07T01:14

有圖有推

By Steve
at 2017-04-11T14:44

阿斯

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-04-16T04:14

報名！

By Regina
at 2017-04-20T17:44

有胸毛可以報名單挑嗎

By Lydia
at 2017-04-25T07:14

不是體育班學生但是有體育班身材可以報名嗎

By Mia
at 2017-04-29T20:43

讓我訓妳幾下

By Emma
at 2017-05-04T10:13

頭髮有水

By Ivy
at 2017-05-08T23:43

u有實力沒有嘴砲，經驗人數兩人，你接受嗎?

By Caroline
at 2017-05-13T13:13

選我選我

By Suhail Hany
at 2017-05-18T02:42

選我給妳全世界

By Harry
at 2017-05-22T16:12

推剛洗澡完

By Robert
at 2017-05-27T05:42

這個讓我來

By Xanthe
at 2017-05-31T19:12

單挑!!

By Frederica
at 2017-06-05T08:41

我交過兩個女友，保證不是處男

By Hazel
at 2017-06-09T22:11

我也體大很常約可給我機會嗎

By Jake
at 2017-06-14T11:41

找我沒問題

By Lydia
at 2017-06-19T01:11

小妹選我就對啦

By Sierra Rose
at 2017-06-23T14:41

報名

By Belly
at 2017-06-28T04:10

可惡

By Lily
at 2017-07-02T17:40

挑我啊！365天內算處男，但絕不是處男

By Damian
at 2017-07-07T07:10

================================飆瘋猛瘸舒暢砲===

By Michael
at 2017-07-11T20:40

阿阿阿阿好想要

By Dora
at 2017-07-16T10:09

已寄信記得回信喔

By Olive
at 2017-07-20T23:39

我有過還是對方提的

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-07-25T13:09

肥到根本沒鎖骨

By Susan
at 2017-07-30T02:39

姊可以約我

By Linda
at 2017-08-03T16:08

我也是第一次……><

By Kama
at 2017-08-08T05:38

手邊那個是刺青圖嗎？

By Mary
at 2017-08-12T19:08

讓我來~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

By Daph Bay
at 2017-08-17T08:38

我第一次也是約的@@可能緊張，反而一個半都沒出來就結束

By Callum
at 2017-08-21T22:07

超級無敵有夠羨慕的ㄌㄚ

By Regina
at 2017-08-26T11:37

單挑

By Susan
at 2017-08-31T01:07

約大叔最能享受阿!!

By David
at 2017-09-04T14:37

pk吧！

By Joseph
at 2017-09-09T04:07

太屌啦，比樂透機率還低

By Sarah
at 2017-09-13T17:36

我願是妳身上的那顆小水滴

有人約炮約到處女過嗎? - 成人話題討論

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