有人的雞雞是螺旋狀的嗎? - 成人話題討論

Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2015-09-26T10:52

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早安


大家早上都勃起了嗎?


繼上次硬哥的雞雞突然又開始發育往上勾方向長了一陣子後


發現事態不對 長到快30cm 趕緊找泌尿科醫生做陰莖減短術


恢復到廣大女性同胞最喜歡 最舒服 最能接受的18cm


不過最近硬哥吃的比較好


竟然發現雞雞又開始長了


我整個很心慌


回家查了祖譜後竟然發現......


原來比克是我的祖先 我是比克的第56代子孫.....


阿離題了 0.0


重點是這次雞雞是用螺旋的方式長


一下上彎一下下勾一下左勾一下右勾


搞得我好困擾阿


不過女伴說很爽就是了 360度無死角進攻


但是一直長也不是辦法


各位有精有液 西斯人


我該再砍掉一次嗎 讓他長的正常一點嗎?



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Elvira avatar
By Elvira
at 2015-09-30T22:19
.......
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2015-10-05T09:46
標準人頭豬屌。
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-10-09T21:13
鴨子都是螺旋屌
就
Caitlin avatar
By Caitlin
at 2015-10-14T08:39
唬爛文
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-10-18T20:06
螺旋丸
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2015-10-23T07:33
二樓正確
Skylar DavisLinda avatar
By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-10-27T19:00
有決心就快砍啊~~~
Agnes avatar
By Agnes
at 2015-11-01T06:27
納美克星人沒有女性，所以你...
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-11-05T17:54
砍掉裝塑膠懶就有了
Dinah avatar
By Dinah
at 2015-11-10T05:20
魔慣光殺炮的概念嗎？
Adele avatar
By Adele
at 2015-11-14T16:47
有種他媽的表演砍掉再生啊
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2015-11-19T04:14
你每天練直升機旋轉就螺旋了
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2015-11-23T15:41
廢文專用ID
Ivy avatar
By Ivy
at 2015-11-28T03:08
你是鴨的後代
Christine avatar
By Christine
at 2015-12-02T14:35
拼命去死
Daniel avatar
By Daniel
at 2015-12-07T02:01
醒醒吧 你沒有懶啪
Una avatar
By Una
at 2015-12-11T13:28
螺旋勃起
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2015-12-16T00:55
豬屌嗎？女生看到會想吐吧
Hamiltion avatar
By Hamiltion
at 2015-12-20T12:22
豬啊
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2015-12-24T23:49
幫補血
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2015-12-29T11:16
最近無新信件
Vanessa avatar
By Vanessa
at 2016-01-02T22:42
GG長度 上頂+下頂 X高 /2 = 30cm???
Joe avatar
By Joe
at 2016-01-07T10:09
影分屌之術? 互相捲起來用螺旋丸
Cara avatar
By Cara
at 2016-01-11T21:36
...
Robert avatar
By Robert
at 2016-01-16T09:03
你的雞雞轉快一點會飛起來嗎？
Lauren avatar
By Lauren
at 2016-01-20T20:30
沸沸沸沸沸沸雞
Candice avatar
By Candice
at 2016-01-25T07:57
我是丈八蛇矛可以嗎？
Thomas avatar
By Thomas
at 2016-01-29T19:23
明明是鼻子30cm,好廢啊
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-02-03T06:50
..............
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-02-07T18:17
閱
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-02-12T05:44
嗯
Rae avatar
By Rae
at 2016-02-16T17:11
廢
Jessica avatar
By Jessica
at 2016-02-21T04:38
...
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-02-25T16:04
切斷就沒困擾了
Gary avatar
By Gary
at 2016-03-01T03:31
完全欠噓阿
George avatar
By George
at 2016-03-05T14:58
你是螺絲起子嗎？
Genevieve avatar
By Genevieve
at 2016-03-10T02:25
樓上電鑽鑽頭
Zanna avatar
By Zanna
at 2016-03-14T13:52
滾
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-03-19T01:19
給傑克仙豆 他可以幫你 在巨人爬下來時做抉擇
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-03-23T12:45
近日來最廢 好久沒噓人了
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-03-28T00:12
你鴨子系？
Jake avatar
By Jake
at 2016-04-01T11:39
禽類好像都是喔.......
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-04-05T23:06
真的廢不誇張
Charlie avatar
By Charlie
at 2016-04-10T10:33
你鴨子屌？
Quintina avatar
By Quintina
at 2016-04-14T22:00
勾什麼勾蟯蟲？
Kumar avatar
By Kumar
at 2016-04-19T09:26
螺旋菌
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-04-23T20:53
醒醒啊
Edith avatar
By Edith
at 2016-04-28T08:20
希望你不是跟我一樣只剩一張嘴了
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-05-02T19:47
不用! 你幫他攻過牙 別的屌就插不進去惹
Odelette avatar
By Odelette
at 2016-05-07T07:14
突破天際的屌?
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-05-11T18:41
砍掉重練啊
Caroline avatar
By Caroline
at 2016-05-16T06:07
一記左鉤拳 右鉤拳 一句惹毛我的人有危險
Jacky avatar
By Jacky
at 2016-05-20T17:34
砍吧
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-05-25T05:01
有笑推一個
David avatar
By David
at 2016-05-29T16:28
好可憐
Puput avatar
By Puput
at 2016-06-03T03:55
豬啊！
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-06-07T15:22
像膠橡膠!!! 羅旋但
Leila avatar
By Leila
at 2016-06-12T02:48
甘我屁事
Edward Lewis avatar
By Edward Lewis
at 2016-06-16T14:15
哈哈哈哈，你是豬嗎？
Emily avatar
By Emily
at 2016-06-21T01:42
...
Iris avatar
By Iris
at 2016-06-25T13:09
原來你是鴨
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-06-30T00:36
唉 好可憐
Kelly avatar
By Kelly
at 2016-07-04T12:03
乾乾的老梗 用久了就很乾 無味
Anthony avatar
By Anthony
at 2016-07-08T23:29
陰毛吧
Barb Cronin avatar
By Barb Cronin
at 2016-07-13T10:56
廢屌就是屌，紅明顯！
Linda avatar
By Linda
at 2016-07-17T22:23
這表示你可以當作開瓶器 先轉進去再打開
Belly avatar
By Belly
at 2016-07-22T09:50
工具雕?
Edwina avatar
By Edwina
at 2016-07-26T21:17
你是鴨子？ 噴射螺旋屌？
Hardy avatar
By Hardy
at 2016-07-31T08:44
皺巴巴螺旋狀黑香腸
Doris avatar
By Doris
at 2016-08-04T20:10
可樂果？
Damian avatar
By Damian
at 2016-08-09T07:37
87
Ethan avatar
By Ethan
at 2016-08-13T19:04
應該先去看醫生吧
Tristan Cohan avatar
By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-18T06:31
你是鴨子嗎？左旋還是右旋？
Connor avatar
By Connor
at 2016-08-22T17:58
a片有哪個螺旋的…你告訴我
Dorothy avatar
By Dorothy
at 2016-08-27T05:25
正常人尿完都用甩的，誰叫你像擰毛巾樣擰乾
Poppy avatar
By Poppy
at 2016-08-31T16:51
快砍掉好了
Donna avatar
By Donna
at 2016-09-05T04:18
爛透
Ophelia avatar
By Ophelia
at 2016-09-09T15:45
難笑
Carol avatar
By Carol
at 2016-09-14T03:12
你沒螺旋屌只有兩顆螺旋丸
Regina avatar
By Regina
at 2016-09-18T14:39
哈哈哈
Kyle avatar
By Kyle
at 2016-09-23T02:06
廢到笑，不過還是要噓
Hedda avatar
By Hedda
at 2016-09-27T13:32
尋找聖文？
Charlotte avatar
By Charlotte
at 2016-10-02T00:59
廢文
Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2016-10-06T12:26
恭喜入選今日我最廢
Catherine avatar
By Catherine
at 2016-10-10T23:53
砍掉後放個皮卡丘的模具 長好後女伴看到應該會說卡哇伊
Ingrid avatar
By Ingrid
at 2016-10-15T11:20
你鴨子喔
Delia avatar
By Delia
at 2016-10-19T22:47
伸縮自如的

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