有人有吃過早餐店老闆娘的嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Puput
at 2018-03-19T12:26

Table of Contents

我家在賣早餐

我爸吃過

不過他說

愈吃愈難吃

※ 引述《cbr6000810 (黑秘)》之銘言：
: 以我過來人的經驗故事的走向應該是
: ※ 引述《wusbetz (我是白癡)》之銘言：
: : 前天聊到一半,她忽然用手指頭滑過我手臂上的青筋
: : 笑著說手臂的筋怎麼那麼明顯
: : 是每天都很用力在敲鍵盤是不是
: : (敝魯是ㄈㄓ工程師)
: : 害我整個腦洞大開
: : 想把鐵捲門降下來
: : 把手繞過圍裙掐她的B奶
: : 然後把她壓在餐桌上用力的抽插她
: : 不過講完之後她就笑著回到工作台準備三明治了
: 然後那男生精蟲上腦著說我他媽不管37~21了啦
: 見他立馬衝上前按下鐵捲門然後衝進工作台
: 一把扯開我的圍裙說：我要現在就要
: 同時他也把自己褲子脫了下來用兩手扯下我的裙子
: 右手一把把內褲扯爛順勢頂了進來我叫了一聲啊
: 男生：扼(斯)我他媽終於上你了吧顆顆
: 他開始不斷的猛烈抽插
: 接著又把我抱起按倒在餐桌上
: 掀起我的上衣和胸罩吸允我的乳房
: ㄏㄏ爽吧其實你也哈很久了對吧
: ｢今天我非要好好教訓你這隻小母狗｣
: 我強忍著久圍了的肉體帶來的歡愉
: 還一邊得克制住一邊說：不可以這樣啊..啊...啊
: (其實我真的沒想到他的會是那麼的粗..那麼大)
: 可是下體又感受到他不斷的連續衝擊發出的啪啪聲
: 啊....啊來了
: 終於他嘶吼一聲把白白的漿汁射進在我的體內
: 喝...喝....喝..從他不停的喘息聲說明了他十分投入的在這場性愛戰上
: 然後累的像沒精力小孩似的趴睡在我身體
: 可是...現在該怎麼辦呢怎麼會變成這樣子
: 我一手拿起剛放在餐桌上的手機
: 打給在學校上課的兒子
: 我：你就要有新爸爸了喔 ☺ 結束這回合
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All Comments

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at 2018-03-21T13:17

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By Cara
at 2018-03-23T14:09

噗

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at 2018-03-25T15:01

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By Sandy
at 2018-03-27T15:52

我也覺得越吃越難吃，覺得油味越來越重XDD

By Joseph
at 2018-03-29T16:44

帥哥今天一樣嗎？

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at 2018-03-31T17:36

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at 2018-04-02T18:27

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at 2018-04-04T19:19

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at 2018-04-06T20:10

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at 2018-04-08T21:02

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at 2018-04-10T21:54

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at 2018-04-12T22:45

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at 2018-04-14T23:37

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at 2018-04-17T00:29

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at 2018-04-19T01:20

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at 2018-04-21T02:12

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at 2018-04-23T03:04

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at 2018-04-25T03:55

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at 2018-04-27T04:47

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at 2018-04-29T05:39

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at 2018-05-01T06:30

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at 2018-05-03T07:22

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By Oliver
at 2018-05-05T08:14

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at 2018-05-07T09:05

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at 2018-05-09T09:57

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at 2018-05-11T10:49

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at 2018-05-13T11:40

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at 2018-05-15T12:32

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at 2018-05-17T13:23

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at 2018-05-19T14:15

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at 2018-05-21T15:07

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at 2018-05-23T15:58

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at 2018-05-25T16:50

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at 2018-05-27T17:42

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at 2018-05-29T18:33

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at 2018-05-31T19:25

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at 2018-06-02T20:17

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By Joseph
at 2018-06-04T21:08

下一篇，有人吃過早餐店老闆娘的兒子嗎？

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at 2018-06-06T22:00

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at 2018-06-08T22:52

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at 2018-06-10T23:43

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at 2018-06-13T00:35

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at 2018-06-15T01:27

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at 2018-06-17T02:18

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at 2018-06-19T03:10

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By Candice
at 2018-06-21T04:02

可以試試看別間的味道

By Regina
at 2018-06-23T04:53

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By Dorothy
at 2018-06-25T05:45

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By Todd Johnson
at 2018-06-27T06:36

看來要無限期公休了

By Ingrid
at 2018-06-29T07:28

言簡意賅XDD

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at 2018-07-01T08:20

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By Tristan Cohan
at 2018-07-03T09:11

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at 2018-07-05T10:03

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at 2018-07-07T10:55

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at 2018-07-09T11:46

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at 2018-07-11T12:38

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at 2018-07-13T13:30

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at 2018-07-15T14:21

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at 2018-07-17T15:13

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at 2018-07-19T16:05

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at 2018-07-21T16:56

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at 2018-07-23T17:48

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at 2018-07-25T18:40

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at 2018-07-27T19:31

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at 2018-07-29T20:23

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at 2018-07-31T21:15

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at 2018-08-02T22:06

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at 2018-08-04T22:58

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at 2018-08-06T23:49

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at 2018-08-09T00:41

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at 2018-08-11T01:33

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at 2018-08-13T02:24

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at 2018-08-15T03:16

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By Megan
at 2018-08-17T04:08

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at 2018-08-19T04:59

By Liam
at 2018-08-21T05:51

跟你媽媽說

By Suhail Hany
at 2018-08-23T06:43

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By Andrew
at 2018-08-25T07:34

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By William
at 2018-08-27T08:26

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By Callum
at 2018-08-29T09:18

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at 2018-08-31T10:09

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By Daph Bay
at 2018-09-02T11:01

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at 2018-09-04T11:53

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at 2018-09-06T12:44

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at 2018-09-08T13:36

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at 2018-09-10T14:28

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at 2018-09-12T15:19

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By Joseph
at 2018-09-14T16:11

你知道你媽媽在你背後很生氣嗎？

By Frederica
at 2018-09-16T17:02

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at 2018-09-18T17:54

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By Daniel
at 2018-09-20T18:46

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at 2018-09-22T19:37

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at 2018-09-24T20:29

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at 2018-09-26T21:21

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at 2018-09-28T22:12

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2018-09-30T23:04

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By Donna
at 2018-10-02T23:56

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By Lauren
at 2018-10-05T00:47

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at 2018-10-07T01:39

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at 2018-10-09T02:31

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By Erin
at 2018-10-11T03:22

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By Isla
at 2018-10-13T04:14

你老母森77在你後面瞪你趕快叫你爸暫時別回家

By Leila
at 2018-10-15T05:06

生辰未知享年到今日

By Delia
at 2018-10-17T05:57

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By Necoo
at 2018-10-19T06:49

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By Charlotte
at 2018-10-21T07:41

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at 2018-10-23T08:32

By Yuri
at 2018-10-25T09:24

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at 2018-10-27T10:15

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at 2018-10-29T11:07

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at 2018-10-31T11:59

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at 2018-11-02T12:50

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By Jacky
at 2018-11-04T13:42

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By James
at 2018-11-06T14:34

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at 2018-11-08T15:25

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at 2018-11-10T16:17

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at 2018-11-12T17:09

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at 2018-11-14T18:00

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at 2018-11-16T18:52

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at 2018-11-18T19:44

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at 2018-11-20T20:35

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at 2018-11-22T21:27

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at 2018-11-24T22:19

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at 2018-11-26T23:10

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By Kyle
at 2018-11-29T00:02

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at 2018-12-01T00:54

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By Thomas
at 2018-12-03T01:45

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By Thomas
at 2018-12-05T02:37

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at 2018-12-07T03:28

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By Necoo
at 2018-12-09T04:20

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By Lydia
at 2018-12-11T05:12

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By Hazel
at 2018-12-13T06:03

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By Hedy
at 2018-12-15T06:55

可以轉joke嗎？

By Sarah
at 2018-12-17T07:47

笑翻

By Bethany
at 2018-12-19T08:38

笑了

By Kama
at 2018-12-21T09:30

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By Tom
at 2018-12-23T10:22

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By Sarah
at 2018-12-25T11:13

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at 2018-12-27T12:05

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at 2018-12-29T12:57

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at 2018-12-31T13:48

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at 2019-01-02T14:40

By Vanessa
at 2019-01-04T15:32

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By Catherine
at 2019-01-06T16:23

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By Dorothy
at 2019-01-08T17:15

以為來到joke 笑死xDD

By Steve
at 2019-01-10T18:07

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By Regina
at 2019-01-12T18:58

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By Anonymous
at 2019-01-14T19:50

清流

By Mason
at 2019-01-16T20:41

你爸是不是沒給你零用錢

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-01-18T21:33

所以你要這樣害他

By Dinah
at 2019-01-20T22:25

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By Valerie
at 2019-01-22T23:16

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By Joe
at 2019-01-25T00:08

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By Dorothy
at 2019-01-27T01:00

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By Anthony
at 2019-01-29T01:51

By Eden
at 2019-01-31T02:43

廢到笑

By Hardy
at 2019-02-02T03:35

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By Carolina Franco
at 2019-02-04T04:26

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By Olivia
at 2019-02-06T05:18

幹超好笑

By Cara
at 2019-02-08T06:10

笑死，哈哈哈！

By Eden
at 2019-02-10T07:01

明天三明治的肉該不會吃起來不像豬肉

By Eden
at 2019-02-12T07:53

笑了

By Heather
at 2019-02-14T08:45

我要跟你媽媽說喔!!

By Lucy
at 2019-02-16T09:36

有笑有推

By Todd Johnson
at 2019-02-18T10:28

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By Zora
at 2019-02-20T11:20

你媽在你後面，她現在非常火

By Christine
at 2019-02-22T12:11

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By Freda
at 2019-02-24T13:03

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By Catherine
at 2019-02-26T13:54

有笑有推

By Hedda
at 2019-02-28T14:46

你媽拿菜刀站在你後面了！

By Genevieve
at 2019-03-02T15:38

這個好笑

By Harry
at 2019-03-04T16:29

靠北哈哈

By Ina
at 2019-03-06T17:21

我會笑死XD

By Rebecca
at 2019-03-08T18:13

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By Barb Cronin
at 2019-03-10T19:04

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By Xanthe
at 2019-03-12T19:56

XDDDDDD

By Delia
at 2019-03-14T20:48

真的不錯小笑

By Dora
at 2019-03-16T21:39

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By David
at 2019-03-18T22:31

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By Margaret
at 2019-03-20T23:23

明天早餐店的食材有着落了嘻嘻

By Joe
at 2019-03-23T00:14

各位的早餐最近都免費附贈肉片喔

By Anonymous
at 2019-03-25T01:06

推，你真的贏了

By Regina
at 2019-03-27T01:58

By Victoria
at 2019-03-29T02:49

你媽在你背後他非常火 XDDDD

By Joe
at 2019-03-31T03:41

母湯哦~~

By Mary
at 2019-04-02T04:33

XDD

By Dorothy
at 2019-04-04T05:24

有笑有推

By Robert
at 2019-04-06T06:16

幹笑翻

By Noah
at 2019-04-08T07:07

你媽在你背後她非常火～

By Daph Bay
at 2019-04-10T07:59

超哭的

By Tracy
at 2019-04-12T08:51

XDDDD

By Ethan
at 2019-04-14T09:42

By Dorothy
at 2019-04-16T10:34

笑了

By Delia
at 2019-04-18T11:26

有笑有推

By Genevieve
at 2019-04-20T12:17

笑歪

By Jacky
at 2019-04-22T13:09

笑死

By Eden
at 2019-04-24T14:01

靠北。我笑翻了

By Irma
at 2019-04-26T14:52

後勁好強，哈哈哈

By Leila
at 2019-04-28T15:44

超好笑，推

By Andy
at 2019-04-30T16:36

超好笑

By Frederic
at 2019-05-02T17:27

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By Edward Lewis
at 2019-05-04T18:19

By Oliver
at 2019-05-06T19:11

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By Wallis
at 2019-05-08T20:02

《目前動態》不在站上..原PO R.I.P....

By James
at 2019-05-10T20:54

靠北xD

By Quintina
at 2019-05-12T21:46

靠北.....

By Freda
at 2019-05-14T22:37

幹我笑了

By Vanessa
at 2019-05-16T23:29

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By Yedda
at 2019-05-19T00:20

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By Elvira
at 2019-05-21T01:12

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By Suhail Hany
at 2019-05-23T02:04

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By Yedda
at 2019-05-25T02:55

笑翻 ……

By Lydia
at 2019-05-27T03:47

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By Callum
at 2019-05-29T04:39

哈哈哈哈哈哈優質好文

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-05-31T05:30

哈哈哈後勁很大笑翻

By Susan
at 2019-06-02T06:22

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By Caroline
at 2019-06-04T07:14

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By Damian
at 2019-06-06T08:05

XXD

By Edith
at 2019-06-08T08:57

簡潔有力

By Eden
at 2019-06-10T09:49

靠杯XDDDD

By Mary
at 2019-06-12T10:40

笑了

By Jake
at 2019-06-14T11:32

這篇簡短有力笑死

By Rachel
at 2019-06-16T12:24

媽媽會爆走...

By Erin
at 2019-06-18T13:15

朝聖原po快上線讓大家知道你沒被你媽打死

By Irma
at 2019-06-20T14:07

笑死

By Rachel
at 2019-06-22T14:59

這才是優質好文不推對不起原po跟原po爸的勇氣

By Tom
at 2019-06-24T15:50

XDD

By Daph Bay
at 2019-06-26T16:42

By Frederic
at 2019-06-28T17:33

幹XDDDS

By Donna
at 2019-06-30T18:25

世界好笑

By Oscar
at 2019-07-02T19:17

55555笑翻

By Hardy
at 2019-07-04T20:08

有夠靠腰 XDD

By Tracy
at 2019-07-06T21:00

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By Connor
at 2019-07-08T21:52

您真內行

By Erin
at 2019-07-10T22:43

笑死了XD

By Agnes
at 2019-07-12T23:35

魔王你贏了

By David
at 2019-07-15T00:27

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Eden
at 2019-07-17T01:18

By Tracy
at 2019-07-19T02:10

好!這我給分！

By Connor
at 2019-07-21T03:02

笑死

By Oliver
at 2019-07-23T03:53

笑死

By Sarah
at 2019-07-25T04:45

都不知道該幫誰QQ了

By Xanthe
at 2019-07-27T05:37

開開看很好開的XDD 這裏也可以看到車板名句

By Agnes
at 2019-07-29T06:28

幹 XD

By Puput
at 2019-07-31T07:20

XDDD

By Christine
at 2019-08-02T08:12

我們懷念他

By Carolina Franco
at 2019-08-04T09:03

哈哈哈哈，有笑有推！

By Madame
at 2019-08-06T09:55

爛!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Kelly
at 2019-08-08T10:46

溫馨但略遺憾。

By Madame
at 2019-08-10T11:38

By Bethany
at 2019-08-12T12:30

幹笑了xd

By Mason
at 2019-08-14T13:21

幹XDDDDDD

By Jacky
at 2019-08-16T14:13

反詐騙

By William
at 2019-08-18T15:05

笑到抽筋

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