有人曾經後悔沒下手嗎？ - 成人話題討論

By Olive
at 2016-11-19T18:08

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那一年我讀國中交了一個同班女友
她晚讀一年大我一歲
在愛情互動方面都是比我成熟
第一次牽手是她在中午時間擁擠的合作社簽起我的手
不過那年我很清蠢也就只有天天傳紙條
寫情書以及在不用補習下那天課送她回家
或是暑期輔導去她家樓下按電鈴要她上課
或是公園的椅子上她靠在我肩膀
最多只有親臉而已
諸如此類青澀的互動

有一天她給我的情書寫著
很想跟我做一件事英文是4個字母
F開頭，我那時後馬上想到兩個單字
一個是fuck. 一個是fish
清蠢如我想說心中的女神不會想色色的事情
所以我選了後者跟他說改天一起去釣魚
現在想來有夠智障

另一次她約我到她家
那時候她家都沒人
約我一起睡覺
她躺在床上我坐在床沿
我把她房間的電視打開
開始看霹靂布袋戲.......
幹你娘!!

那時候的我太年輕 (菸)

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Tags: 成人

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By Adele
at 2016-11-21T03:49

不忍噓

By Connor
at 2016-11-22T13:31

傲笑紅塵誤你一生

By Hazel
at 2016-11-23T23:13

幫QQ

By Queena
at 2016-11-25T08:54

皓呆

By Quanna
at 2016-11-26T18:36

布袋戲XDDD

By Madame
at 2016-11-28T04:17

你在fish什麼啦XDDD

By Queena
at 2016-11-29T13:59

英文好棒棒XD

By John
at 2016-11-30T23:40

我猜應該是food 一起做吃的

By Christine
at 2016-12-02T09:22

你那時候一定被一頁書感化了～哈哈

By Jessica
at 2016-12-03T19:03

fish XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Steve
at 2016-12-05T04:45

霹靂兵燹

By Una
at 2016-12-06T14:26

fish是三小XDDD

By Freda
at 2016-12-08T00:08

負盡狂名十五年吖!!! 狂刀4ni

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-12-09T09:49

其實是 fire 要開除你的意思

By Audriana
at 2016-12-10T19:31

你當時一定很愛她XD

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-12-12T05:12

霹靂布袋戲 XDDDDDD

By Lily
at 2016-12-13T14:54

慕 ~ 容 ~ 嬋 ~ 呀 ~

By Damian
at 2016-12-15T00:35

想被樓下fish一番

By Margaret
at 2016-12-16T10:17

布袋戲wwwwwww

By Kristin
at 2016-12-17T19:58

好一個Fish

By Jacob
at 2016-12-19T05:40

哈哈哈哈哈fish

By Kristin
at 2016-12-20T15:21

哈哈哈

By Eden
at 2016-12-22T01:03

feed

By Andrew
at 2016-12-23T10:44

其實是foot，她想要用腳腳幫你

By Hardy
at 2016-12-24T20:26

fear 怕!

By Andrew
at 2016-12-26T06:07

怎麼都不會想到fish阿哈哈哈

By Madame
at 2016-12-27T15:49

13恨

By Zenobia
at 2016-12-29T01:30

我可以理解…曾經我也有類似經驗

By Tom
at 2016-12-30T11:12

布袋戲XDD

By William
at 2016-12-31T20:53

我都看天宇布袋戲，

By Daniel
at 2017-01-02T06:35

樓下刷一波fish哈哈哈

By Hamiltion
at 2017-01-03T16:16

好傻好天真

By Daniel
at 2017-01-05T01:58

天下第一劇

By Yedda
at 2017-01-06T11:40

國中? 還好你沒上，上了可能到現在你還在關…

By Annie
at 2017-01-07T21:21

fish哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈吉啊你真的很北七XDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2017-01-09T07:03

Feel 其實是讓你感覺一下

By Dora
at 2017-01-10T16:44

Hahahahahahaha

By Tom
at 2017-01-12T02:26

Fish XD

By Heather
at 2017-01-13T12:07

87給推

By Thomas
at 2017-01-14T21:49

靠背還以為到揪克版

By Hedy
at 2017-01-16T07:30

看到布袋戲我笑了

By Ivy
at 2017-01-17T17:12

這個智商XD

By Lydia
at 2017-01-19T02:53

弟弟好清純，蠢蠢的愛。

By Blanche
at 2017-01-20T12:35

矮額~想跟人家fish，你好色

By Rebecca
at 2017-01-21T22:16

傳說中不敗絕式：心劍

By Andy
at 2017-01-23T07:58

樓下diefishfish

By Charlotte
at 2017-01-24T17:39

哈哈哈哈哈看一次笑一次

By Ethan
at 2017-01-26T03:21

笑ㄌ

By Ingrid
at 2017-01-27T13:02

斬業非斬人，殺生為護生

By Eden
at 2017-01-28T22:44

叫她爸逼，說你想要噗噗

By Madame
at 2017-01-30T08:25

你是不是看霹靂狂刀，是不是是不是

By Delia
at 2017-01-31T18:07

你是不是硬不起來

By Emily
at 2017-02-02T03:48

fish三小哈哈哈哈

By Hedwig
at 2017-02-03T13:30

乾釣魚我大笑

By Dora
at 2017-02-04T23:11

幫QQ

By Steve
at 2017-02-06T08:53

我以為我到笨板

By Donna
at 2017-02-07T18:34

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Caroline
at 2017-02-09T04:16

廢到有剩

By Harry
at 2017-02-10T13:57

廢到笑XDDDDDDDDD

By Callum
at 2017-02-11T23:39

fighting

By Xanthe
at 2017-02-13T09:20

以前的霹靂比較好看無誤！

By Valerie
at 2017-02-14T19:02

你一定沒看到金小開強暴非常女

By Liam
at 2017-02-16T04:44

幫QQ

By Isabella
at 2017-02-17T14:25

XDDD

By Enid
at 2017-02-19T00:07

By Andy
at 2017-02-20T09:48

five 給我五啦~

By Thomas
at 2017-02-21T19:30

也有可能是fall，一起跌倒

By Kristin
at 2017-02-23T05:11

素環貞會噓你

By Hazel
at 2017-02-24T14:53

笑盡英雄吶~

By Cara
at 2017-02-26T00:34

motherfisher

By Elvira
at 2017-02-27T10:16

可憐

By Charlotte
at 2017-02-28T19:57

...

By Andy
at 2017-03-02T05:39

fart 要你放屁給她聞

By Andrew
at 2017-03-03T15:20

不忍...

By Kumar
at 2017-03-05T01:02

靠XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Blanche
at 2017-03-06T10:43

英文老師很靠腰欸沒事教三小fish

By Ina
at 2017-03-07T20:25

是不是看到秦假仙

By Annie
at 2017-03-09T06:06

是fool

By Daph Bay
at 2017-03-10T15:48

哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDD

By Yedda
at 2017-03-12T01:29

哈哈哈哈哈哈幫QQ

By Tom
at 2017-03-13T11:11

哈哈哈哈哈

By Jessica
at 2017-03-14T20:52

可惜了，本來要一起fund新世界的

By Tracy
at 2017-03-16T06:34

fool

By Kumar
at 2017-03-17T16:15

幫QQ

By Robert
at 2017-03-19T01:57

魯到最高點

By Edwina
at 2017-03-20T11:38

Fake

By Sarah
at 2017-03-21T21:20

XDDDDDDD

By Lauren
at 2017-03-23T07:01

看到布袋戲整個笑噴XD

By Odelette
at 2017-03-24T16:43

Finish！

By Anthony
at 2017-03-26T02:24

女的心想，我竟然不如霹靂布袋戲XD

By Odelette
at 2017-03-27T12:06

four

By Kama
at 2017-03-28T21:47

快笑死wwww 魯蛇的最高境界XD

By Leila
at 2017-03-30T07:29

XDDDDDSD

By Zora
at 2017-03-31T17:11

Fist 想尻你幾拳

By Edward Lewis
at 2017-04-02T02:52

這好球帶已經超過打擊區了

By Iris
at 2017-04-03T12:34

你要學習金小開啊

By Edwina
at 2017-04-04T22:15

沒帶本票你不該後悔

By Hamiltion
at 2017-04-06T07:57

笑死wwwwww

By Frederica
at 2017-04-07T17:38

fish三小啦

By Leila
at 2017-04-09T03:20

半神半聖亦半仙~

By Tom
at 2017-04-10T13:01

提早吃藥提早預防

By Eartha
at 2017-04-11T22:43

靠北啊幹你是智障是不是啊XDDDDDDDDDDD

By Irma
at 2017-04-13T08:24

樓上有個回笑盡英雄吶，真的貼切！

By Elizabeth
at 2017-04-14T18:06

其實是ford 要一起去買車

By Lily
at 2017-04-16T03:47

會不會有無奈啊XD

By Wallis
at 2017-04-17T13:29

沒有學金小開上非常女...失敗！

By Franklin
at 2017-04-18T23:10

幫QQ

By Damian
at 2017-04-20T08:52

笑倒XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
可是早期霹靂很好看我可以體會QQ

By Necoo
at 2017-04-21T18:33

fish 我笑了XDDD

By Quanna
at 2017-04-23T04:15

還好現在的霹靂沒這個問題了

By Enid
at 2017-04-24T13:56

Fish fish

By Kristin
at 2017-04-25T23:38

oh baby~Fish me! Fish me!

By Ophelia
at 2017-04-27T09:19

有沒有很恨素環真

By Skylar Davis
at 2017-04-28T19:01

Fork

By Jacob
at 2017-04-30T04:42

好啦，國中，這羊太危險

By Olivia
at 2017-05-01T14:24

劍君12恨

By Jake
at 2017-05-03T00:05

覺得這一串都好好看喔XD

有人曾經後悔沒下手嗎？ - 成人話題討論

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