有人幹過螳螂嗎？ - 成人話題討論

By Jessica
at 2014-12-23T09:11

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看完最近在瘋傳的螳螂性愛
完事後母螳螂竟然把公螳螂吃掉
真的越想越憤恨不平

各位16cm 小B有跟我一樣的嗎？
姑且不論什麼生物演化
射後吃掉真的讓人很畏懼
此風不可長阿

假設在學校
不小心幹到女螳螂研究員
在實驗室的時候
她請你先幫她看一下試管做一下紀錄
然後她蹲在實驗桌下方
直接翻起你的老二
眼睛大碌碌的看著你吞吐著
然後說那管幫我加幾莫的水
那管要加熱一下
趁你一不注意
直接把你老二啃掉

這不是很痛苦的事嗎？
這可是sm極致的事阿
而且不可逆的
就算大難不死當下馬上棄頭求生
30cm被咬掉龜頭剩27cm的老二還有搞頭嗎？

我們應該勇敢的抵制母螳螂式的性愛
我內射你歡愉但你不必吃了我啊
這是根本錯誤的性愛

人生漫長旅途不必只為了一次轟轟烈烈的內射
而是要在人生的每一站
享受各種不一樣的性愛阿

我們應該要出手阻止這錯誤演化
我們要讓母螳螂知道性愛不用生死相許
也可以轟轟烈烈至死不渝

所以舉起你身旁的小樹枝
看到螂比花嬌的母螳螂
在那萬點花從一點綠中
著著實實的
享受一場人類帶給她正確的性愛吧

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Tags: 成人

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By Victoria
at 2014-12-25T06:19

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at 2014-12-27T03:28

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at 2014-12-29T00:36

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at 2014-12-30T21:44

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at 2015-01-01T18:53

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at 2015-01-03T16:01

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at 2015-01-05T13:09

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at 2015-01-07T10:18

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at 2015-01-09T07:26

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at 2015-01-11T04:34

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at 2015-01-13T01:43

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at 2015-01-14T22:51

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at 2015-01-16T19:59

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at 2015-01-18T17:08

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at 2015-01-20T14:16

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at 2015-01-22T11:24

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at 2015-01-24T08:33

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at 2015-01-26T05:41

…

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at 2015-01-28T02:49

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at 2015-01-29T23:57

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at 2015-01-31T21:06

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at 2015-02-02T18:14

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at 2015-02-04T15:22

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at 2015-02-06T12:31

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at 2015-02-08T09:39

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at 2015-02-10T06:47

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at 2015-02-12T03:56

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at 2015-02-14T01:04

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at 2015-02-15T22:12

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at 2015-02-17T19:21

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at 2015-02-19T16:29

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at 2015-02-21T13:37

...

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at 2015-02-23T10:46

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at 2015-02-25T07:54

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at 2015-02-27T05:02

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at 2015-03-01T02:11

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at 2015-03-02T23:19

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at 2015-03-04T20:27

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at 2015-03-06T17:35

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at 2015-03-08T14:44

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at 2015-03-10T11:52

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at 2015-03-12T09:00

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at 2015-03-14T06:09

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at 2015-03-16T03:17

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at 2015-03-18T00:25

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at 2015-03-19T21:34

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at 2015-03-21T18:42

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at 2015-03-23T15:50

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at 2015-03-25T12:59

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at 2015-03-27T10:07

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at 2015-03-29T07:15

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at 2015-03-31T04:24

………

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at 2015-04-02T01:32

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at 2015-04-03T22:40

所以你老二被咬走了？

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at 2015-04-05T19:49

廢

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at 2015-04-07T16:57

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at 2015-04-09T14:05

蛤？

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at 2015-04-11T11:14

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at 2015-04-13T08:22

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at 2015-04-15T05:30

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at 2015-04-17T02:38

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at 2015-04-18T23:47

誰可以翻譯一下嗎？

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at 2015-04-20T20:55

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at 2015-04-22T18:03

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at 2015-04-24T15:12

呃問號

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at 2015-04-26T12:20

有爛有噓~ 繼續補...

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at 2015-04-28T09:28

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at 2015-04-30T06:37

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at 2015-05-02T03:45

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at 2015-05-04T00:53

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at 2015-05-05T22:02

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at 2015-05-07T19:10

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at 2015-05-09T16:18

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at 2015-05-11T13:27

下一篇：有人幹過蟑螂嗎

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at 2015-05-13T10:35

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at 2015-05-15T07:43

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at 2015-05-17T04:52

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at 2015-05-19T02:00

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at 2015-05-20T23:08

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at 2015-05-22T20:16

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at 2015-05-24T17:25

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at 2015-05-26T14:33

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at 2015-05-28T11:41

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at 2015-05-30T08:50

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at 2015-06-01T05:58

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at 2015-06-03T03:06

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at 2015-06-05T00:15

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at 2015-06-06T21:23

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at 2015-06-08T18:31

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at 2015-06-12T12:48

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at 2015-06-14T09:56

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at 2015-06-16T07:05

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at 2015-06-18T04:13

...

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at 2015-06-20T01:21

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at 2015-06-21T22:30

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at 2015-06-23T19:38

…

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at 2015-06-25T16:46

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at 2015-06-27T13:54

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at 2015-06-29T11:03

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at 2015-07-01T08:11

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at 2015-07-03T05:19

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at 2015-07-05T02:28

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at 2015-07-06T23:36

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at 2015-07-08T20:44

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at 2015-07-12T15:01

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at 2015-07-14T12:09

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at 2015-07-16T09:18

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at 2015-07-18T06:26

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at 2015-07-20T03:34

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at 2015-07-22T00:43

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at 2015-07-23T21:51

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at 2015-07-27T16:08

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at 2015-07-29T13:16

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at 2015-08-04T04:41

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at 2015-08-06T01:49

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at 2015-08-07T22:57

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at 2015-08-09T20:06

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at 2015-08-11T17:14

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at 2015-08-13T14:22

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at 2015-08-15T11:31

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at 2015-08-17T08:39

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at 2015-08-19T05:47

………

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at 2015-08-21T02:56

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at 2015-08-23T00:04

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at 2015-08-24T21:12

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at 2015-08-26T18:21

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at 2015-08-28T15:29

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at 2015-08-30T12:37

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at 2015-09-01T09:46

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at 2015-09-03T06:54

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at 2015-09-05T04:02

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at 2015-09-07T01:11

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at 2015-09-08T22:19

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at 2015-09-10T19:27

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at 2015-09-12T16:35

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at 2015-09-14T13:44

………

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at 2015-09-16T10:52

廢文

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at 2015-09-18T08:00

幫忙翻譯樓下

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at 2015-09-20T05:09

我看的什麼？

By Genevieve
at 2015-09-22T02:17

...

By Mia
at 2015-09-23T23:25

其實頭被咬掉超爽der，腦內多巴胺分泌會瞬間破表哦

By John
at 2015-09-25T20:34

是不是血不夠啊？

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at 2015-09-27T17:42

一致的隊形

By Dorothy
at 2015-09-29T14:50

連螳螂都找不到

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at 2015-10-01T11:59

WoW

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at 2015-10-03T09:07

慢走

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at 2015-10-05T06:15

下ㄧ篇母螳螂懷孕能帶去婦產科嗎

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at 2015-10-07T03:24

廢文

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at 2015-10-09T00:32

跟風噓個

By Lily
at 2015-10-10T21:40

what?

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at 2015-10-12T18:49

比我閱讀指導的老師還沒重點

By Skylar Davis
at 2015-10-14T15:57

說得很有道理！！

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at 2015-10-16T13:05

三小

By Olive
at 2015-10-18T10:13

幹有夠肥值得XX
廢

By Linda
at 2015-10-20T07:22

By Dorothy
at 2015-10-22T04:30

WTF

By Tracy
at 2015-10-24T01:38

可憐

By Puput
at 2015-10-25T22:47

噓到沒梗果然是廢文無極限阿

By Connor
at 2015-10-27T19:55

推

By Delia
at 2015-10-29T17:03

偏不噓你!

By Carolina Franco
at 2015-10-31T14:12

????

By Gary
at 2015-11-02T11:20

廢到笑…

By Madame
at 2015-11-04T08:28

板主不用出來洗地？

By Ursula
at 2015-11-06T05:37

西斯羽蛾

By Jack
at 2015-11-08T02:45

By Mia
at 2015-11-09T23:53

蒼蠅人？還是卡夫卡變型記？

By Edward Lewis
at 2015-11-11T21:02

你以為你是螳螂拳

By Dinah
at 2015-11-13T18:10

挑戰整串紅+1

有人幹過螳螂嗎？ - 成人話題討論

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