有人幹過神奇寶貝嗎？ - 成人話題討論

By Mason
at 2016-03-13T00:56

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強者我朋友

我朋友是個非常有特色的人，他很喜歡幫他的女朋友取綽號。

例如
前陣子他在科大找到的女友很會噴水，他就將女友取名叫水箭龜

再前一陣子，他的女朋友會自己帶飆風馬保險套，我朋友就叫他走路草，好像因為走路草
會使用麻痺粉

再前一陣子，他總是被他女友的毒鲍臭的受不了，所以把女友取名叫臭臭花

現在，他的女友叫皮卡丘，因為她做愛的時候都會ㄐㄧㄐㄧ叫...

各位30cm F罩杯有人跟我朋友一樣喜歡跟神奇寶貝做愛的嗎？

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Tags: 做愛保險套

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By Kama
at 2016-03-15T12:53

N年後標題可能改成妖怪手錶(?)

By Irma
at 2016-03-18T00:49

我被暴鯉龍含過也要跟你說？

By Zenobia
at 2016-03-20T12:45

所以如果他下一任是死魚不就叫可達鴨？

By Kumar
at 2016-03-23T00:42

皮卡丘明明就是皮卡皮卡的叫

By Hedda
at 2016-03-25T12:38

人家現在叫精靈寶可夢了，請正名，謝謝!

By Odelette
at 2016-03-28T00:34

需要找我看診諮商一下嗎？

By Connor
at 2016-03-30T12:31

那如果動作慢慢的可以叫樹懶叫嗎？

By Elizabeth
at 2016-04-02T00:27

我啊

By Kyle
at 2016-04-04T12:23

所以厚片是卡比獸嗎

By Christine
at 2016-04-07T00:20

那如果是S屬性，是不是叫妙蛙種子

By Madame
at 2016-04-09T12:16

幹發燒的女友是不是就叫小火龍

By Mason
at 2016-04-12T00:12

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pc9DV5tgug8

By Elma
at 2016-04-14T12:09

讓我帶綠帽的我都叫她種子

By Eartha
at 2016-04-17T00:05

有沒有厚唇的迷脣姐ㄋ？

By Annie
at 2016-04-19T12:01

shyyy前天干過

By Quanna
at 2016-04-21T23:57

精靈寶可夢

By Charlotte
at 2016-04-24T11:54

曾經與戰鬥暴龍獸對峙過~

By Catherine
at 2016-04-26T23:50

火箭隊會出門搶女友！？

By Jacob
at 2016-04-29T11:46

我要幹夢幻>\\<

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-01T23:43

我要幹胖丁～～～

By Gary
at 2016-05-04T11:39

小拳石幫我打過手槍也要跟你講？

By Isla
at 2016-05-06T23:35

想幹莎奈朵

By Faithe
at 2016-05-09T11:32

樓下幹過迷純姐

By Cara
at 2016-05-11T23:28

在我床上 http://i.imgur.com/W7tO7ek.jpg

By Bennie
at 2016-05-14T11:24

皮卡丘最好是機機叫

By Joseph
at 2016-05-16T23:21

為何我想起某個歪國的迷片

By Linda
at 2016-05-19T11:17

我養了一隻大岩蛇想被肛嗎？

By Brianna
at 2016-05-21T23:13

小火龍報到

By Odelette
at 2016-05-24T11:10

李奧那多皮卡丘

By Liam
at 2016-05-26T23:06

太老了吧！我現在都馬在看doremi！！

By Anthony
at 2016-05-29T11:02

樓下已經練成吸盤魔偶之手

By Donna
at 2016-05-31T22:59

大岩不殘蛇前來報到

By Leila
at 2016-06-03T10:55

我有迷唇姐～

By Queena
at 2016-06-05T22:51

我低頭看到綠毛蟲QQ

By Ursula
at 2016-06-08T10:47

飛天小女警一次來三個，絕頂高潮

By Jake
at 2016-06-10T22:44

...

By Elvira
at 2016-06-13T10:40

大便獸來囉！ (╯з╰)

By Carolina Franco
at 2016-06-15T22:36

我愛傑尼龜

By Emily
at 2016-06-18T10:33

還好不是跟小蘭不然會被角刺到

By John
at 2016-06-20T22:29

可達鴨

By Isabella
at 2016-06-23T10:25

鐵甲貝

By Ingrid
at 2016-06-25T22:22

什麼時候換卡比獸

By Eartha
at 2016-06-28T10:18

掏屌幹伊布

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-30T22:14

廢到笑欸這篇哈哈哈

By Yedda
at 2016-07-03T10:11

傑尼傑尼 http://i.imgur.com/H2YRdrl.jpg

By Edith
at 2016-07-05T22:07

我要X母沙奈朵

By Doris
at 2016-07-08T10:03

女生都自帶飆風馬，看來快到女生都看不下去了

By Candice
at 2016-07-10T22:00

皮卡丘：哩係勒共殺小

By John
at 2016-07-13T09:56

樓上How how梗

By Zora
at 2016-07-15T21:52

死魚一條叫請假王？

By Tom
at 2016-07-18T09:49

烈空座試過沒有

By Catherine
at 2016-07-20T21:45

然後你下面很細叫針鼠好了

By Tom
at 2016-07-23T09:41

學店

By Ina
at 2016-07-25T21:37

一切都是夢幻

By Elma
at 2016-07-28T09:34

大家都是神奇寶貝大師XD

By Oliver
at 2016-07-30T21:30

朱立倫不就請假王

By Sarah
at 2016-08-02T09:26

XDDDDD

By Dorothy
at 2016-08-04T21:23

豪力？

By Odelette
at 2016-08-07T09:19

暖暖豬：

By Yuri
at 2016-08-09T21:15

胡地的湯匙會肛人

By Oscar
at 2016-08-12T09:12

拳交男 : 小拳石

By Susan
at 2016-08-14T21:08

推請假王

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-08-17T09:04

拉達可以把老二刨成絲還會嘰嘰叫~

By Jack
at 2016-08-19T21:01

鐵甲貝： Haunted vagina

By Hamiltion
at 2016-08-22T08:57

屌

By Kelly
at 2016-08-24T20:53

幹過喵喵，一直叫就是這樣！就是這樣！好舒服的感覺
啊～

By Rosalind
at 2016-08-27T08:50

疼疼蛇大月工蛇之類的嗎

By Quintina
at 2016-08-29T20:46

其實你就是那個朋友

By Liam
at 2016-09-01T08:42

皮卡邱？高潮時順便幫你棒棒電燒！

By Isabella
at 2016-09-03T20:39

樓下中出迷唇妹

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-09-06T08:35

大舌頭舔起來一定很爽

By Franklin
at 2016-09-08T20:31

朝聖

有人幹過神奇寶貝嗎？ - 成人話題討論

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