有人在畢業典禮做過嗎 ?? - 成人話題討論

By Faithe
at 2014-08-25T22:37

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這要說到之前高中畢業的時候了

說真的還是記憶猶腥

那天...是畢業典禮

說真的畢業典禮敲級無聊

然後又要在操場升旗

可是畢業的升旗就是他媽的特別久

所以我就偷偷烙跑

想說跑回教室廁所滑神魔也爽太陽有夠熱

我教室是在四樓

我跑了之後往教室奔去

正好..

看到隔壁班的女同學(以下稱小佐)

小佐在三往四樓的樓梯吃早餐

他和我一樣是要畢業的不過也是烙跑

他嘴裡都是超司蛋餅的說：嗨

我也回了：阿你怎麼也偷跑出來

她：很餓阿今天遲到早餐還沒吃

小佐

臉蛋普

身材普

胸32C

一頭長髮

目前作品：無

ok 就一個普通妹子嘛

其實我也和他一點都不熟

想說無聊就坐在他旁邊滑手機邊聊天

因為這時候教官是會在操場的

不過教官為了防止學生偷翹畢典

會有二年級的學弟在我們的樓層巡

不過沒差他們哥都認識

坐在那說真的也很無聊操場升旗+頒獎少說還要1小時多

我們學校的制服如果是外面訂作的話

衣服會比較透光

那天畢典他穿著粉色制服

裡面就是黑色內衣

真的是看了都受不了就算他只是個普妹

在當時還是處男宅炮的我來說

能一邊看是莫大的享受

不過我看的很大方

小佐：ㄟㄟ你一直看我內衣幹嘛

我：沒有阿

小佐：還說沒有一直偷看還說沒有

唉其實也沒差故意大方看的

都要畢業了阿反正他不爽也沒差

也沒得講了哥到大學也是一條活龍

所以我就開始講屁話

我：ㄟ你罩杯多大阿

小佐：干你屁事喔

我：又不會怎樣說一下阿

小佐：C阿

我：C算大了吧我媽才A

幹

說時遲那時快

媽的不知道為什麼聽到腳步聲

是皮鞋的那種

在學校基本這一就是教職員和教官會穿皮鞋

而且身為學生可以認出教官的腳步是基本技能

於是小佐嘴裡的洨

不是

是起司蛋餅還沒吞完我們就衝進廁所避難

這也沒辦法阿

畢竟被抓到又要被哭東哭西的

只能進廁所吃洨

不是

是起司蛋餅

ok 我還記得我們躲在左邊數來第2間廁所

....

外頭傳來潺潺的流水聲

原來是教官進來尿尿了呀？

這時候我超白目

偷偷捏了小佐一下

小佐死命的瞪我

我又偷偷捏了他一下

他又瞪我

可是不能出聲因為教官在尿尿ㄏ哈哈

這時我又更白目了

我戳了他的肚子一下

他又瞪我

我就戳了他的32C一下

他就...喘了一聲....

我就射了

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By Sarah
at 2014-08-27T20:17

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at 2014-08-29T17:57

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at 2014-08-31T15:37

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at 2014-09-02T13:17

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at 2014-09-04T10:57

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at 2014-09-06T08:37

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at 2014-09-08T06:17

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at 2014-09-10T03:56

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at 2014-09-12T01:36

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at 2014-09-13T23:16

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at 2014-09-15T20:56

下一篇：有人在告別式上做過嗎

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at 2014-09-17T18:36

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at 2014-09-19T16:16

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at 2014-09-21T13:56

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at 2014-09-23T11:36

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at 2014-09-25T09:16

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at 2014-09-27T06:56

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at 2014-09-29T04:36

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at 2014-10-01T02:16

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at 2014-10-02T23:56

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at 2014-10-04T21:36

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at 2014-10-06T19:16

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at 2014-10-08T16:55

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at 2014-10-10T14:35

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at 2014-10-12T12:15

Po11~

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at 2014-10-14T09:55

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at 2014-10-16T07:35

廢到爆炸的好笑！

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at 2014-10-18T05:15

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By Erin
at 2014-10-20T02:55

廢到一個………XD

By Irma
at 2014-10-22T00:35

我覺得大家沒看完我的文是不是被假簽名檔騙惹

By Callum
at 2014-10-23T22:15

你夢的蛋餅太不真實了

By Gilbert
at 2014-10-25T19:55

夠誠實就不噓你了

By Franklin
at 2014-10-27T17:35

推奈米

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at 2014-10-29T15:15

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By Iris
at 2014-10-31T12:55

差點要噓說小說寫的不錯的XD

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at 2014-11-02T10:35

版主不好好管跑來發廢文～

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at 2014-11-04T08:15

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2014-11-06T05:54

幹你畢業典禮跟一群魯魯吃火鍋以為我不知道？

By Vanessa
at 2014-11-08T03:34

有嗎吃火鍋？

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at 2014-11-10T01:14

啥毀

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at 2014-11-11T22:54

版主來這發廢文R,太神啦

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at 2014-11-13T20:34

超好笑

By Olivia
at 2014-11-15T18:14

廢文大賽由你開始

By Donna
at 2014-11-17T15:54

XXX超廢…

By Agatha
at 2014-11-19T13:34

幹超廢哈哈

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at 2014-11-21T11:14

毫洨

By Isabella
at 2014-11-23T08:54

ㄎㄅ超廢

By Jacob
at 2014-11-25T06:34

幹你教室在2樓當我不知道嗎

By Callum
at 2014-11-27T04:14

不管LOL版跑來發廢文

By Suhail Hany
at 2014-11-29T01:54

你做了一分鐘的美夢了嗎

By Ivy
at 2014-11-30T23:34

LOL版都出處男版主喔告訴統神我支持他

By Robert
at 2014-12-02T21:14

是起司洨蛋餅嗎？

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at 2014-12-04T18:53

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at 2014-12-06T16:33

劈歐萬萬奈米屌

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at 2014-12-08T14:13

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at 2014-12-10T11:53

醒一醒

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at 2014-12-12T09:33

有笑有推

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at 2014-12-14T07:13

有廢有推

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at 2014-12-16T04:53

雖然很廢但嘴角還是失守了

By Necoo
at 2014-12-18T02:33

廢到笑死XD

By Kyle
at 2014-12-20T00:13

幹超廢

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at 2014-12-21T21:53

超廢XD

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at 2014-12-23T19:33

哈哈很魯

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at 2014-12-25T17:13

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at 2014-12-27T14:53

跑來這邊發廢文

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at 2014-12-29T12:33

幹看推文才發現怎是批歐彎彎

By Belly
at 2014-12-31T10:13

PO11你...

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at 2015-01-02T07:52

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at 2015-01-04T05:32

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at 2015-01-06T03:12

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at 2015-01-08T00:52

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at 2015-01-09T22:32

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at 2015-01-11T20:12

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at 2015-01-13T17:52

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at 2015-01-15T15:32

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at 2015-01-17T13:12

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at 2015-01-19T10:52

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at 2015-01-21T08:32

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at 2015-01-23T06:12

三小

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at 2015-01-25T03:52

有夠魯

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at 2015-01-27T01:32

太魯閣

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at 2015-01-28T23:12

女生玩玩呢

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at 2015-01-30T20:51

幹廢到笑了XDD

By Mary
at 2015-02-01T18:31

看到小佐就知道啥梗了無趣

By Isla
at 2015-02-03T16:11

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at 2015-02-05T13:51

幹不爭氣的笑了

By Adele
at 2015-02-07T11:31

lol

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at 2015-02-09T09:11

版主4你

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at 2015-02-11T06:51

魯蛇啊啊啊

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at 2015-02-13T04:31

有笑有推幹不過真的很廢

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at 2015-02-15T02:11

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at 2015-02-16T23:51

不去管版跑來發廢文XDDD

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at 2015-02-18T21:31

廢

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at 2015-02-20T19:11

太神la

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at 2015-02-22T16:51

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at 2015-02-24T14:31

我外號小佐，看到軟屌馬上左轉

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at 2015-02-26T12:11

幹我看的很認真

By Yuri
at 2015-02-28T09:50

可以再廢一點

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at 2015-03-02T07:30

有夠魯的版主 XDDD 夠廢

By Joe
at 2015-03-04T05:10

廢到笑了

By Adele
at 2015-03-06T02:50

a北認真看完才發現是彎彎

By Liam
at 2015-03-08T00:30

廢到笑了

By Sierra Rose
at 2015-03-09T22:10

…

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at 2015-03-11T19:50

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By Kama
at 2015-03-13T17:30

我看的很認真，但還是廢

By David
at 2015-03-15T15:10

魯到笑了XDDD

By Caroline
at 2015-03-17T12:50

有笑

By Faithe
at 2015-03-19T10:30

好笑好笑

By Doris
at 2015-03-21T08:10

推。

By Connor
at 2015-03-23T05:50

U笑U推

By Madame
at 2015-03-25T03:30

真的廢的很好笑

By George
at 2015-03-27T01:10

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By Jake
at 2015-03-28T22:49

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By Emma
at 2015-03-30T20:29

幹真的好笑!!

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at 2015-04-01T18:09

害我認真

By Zora
at 2015-04-03T15:49

笑了

By Suhail Hany
at 2015-04-04T14:17

.....

By Harry
at 2015-04-06T11:56

笑了就給分!!!

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2015-04-08T09:36

2靠北loop喔

By Elma
at 2015-04-10T07:16

害我看的超認真 ...

By Odelette
at 2015-04-12T04:56

幹XD

By Hardy
at 2015-04-14T02:36

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By Leila
at 2015-04-16T00:16

哈哈哈醒了嗎？

By Sarah
at 2015-04-17T21:56

幹po萬萬又是你

有人在畢業典禮做過嗎 ?? - 成人話題討論

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