有人喝過龍茶嗎? - 成人話題討論

By Freda
at 2015-12-18T00:08

Table of Contents

最近跟主管跑鐵x路真的太頻繁了

幾乎每個星期都去報到

這星期又不意外我主管又找我去鐵x路夜游

鐵X路真的就是個人肉市場有年輕的也有老的

有漂亮的也有普普的可是不一定你感覺普普的妹子

在人家眼中也是個正妹每個人見仁見智

你可以的我不一定可以我可以的你不一定可以

一條街10幾家店平均一間3-5個妹

算起來整條街逛完30-50個妹子讓你選不誇張

回歸重點

這幾個禮拜不管是

F杯巨乳妹 175高個妹小隻馬學生妹 COSPLAY OL

功夫茶技術茶泰國洗好像已經玩不出啥新花樣了

挑戰新鮮是我出來玩的第一指標

除非哪個妹真的讓我流連忘返我才有機會當回頭馬

這次整條街逛了兩圈看到的好像都是老面孔

有點提不起勁的FU 唉我就跟我主管講說

你去找你老點吧我今天沒FU 放生我好了我在外面等你

我主管進去之後我坐在門口沉思果然等待的這15分鐘

我彷彿好像過了15個小時我心理突然出現了一個靈感

每次來都玩大奶的年輕的臉蛋我可以的我這次一定要突破不一樣的

我又在逛了一圈我看到有個感覺還蠻年輕大概才20歲臉也是很清純

可是他的身材大概有80起跳然後還穿個性感睡衣

半透明的睡衣好像快被他的胸部跟大腿稱爆了

我心理想說就是他了我只要挑戰成功這輩子應該沒有什麼難的了我了

一進門我就拉著他手進房間房間門一關我就抱住了他

撥了撥他頭髮看著他他好像很害羞的不敢看我慢慢的幫我脫掉衣服

講真的他還沒脫掉衣服之前我完完全全可以

因為他臉蛋真的不輸一些交友APP裡面的45度角照騙

他開始脫衣服之後哇奶外擴乳暈也有點大肚子跟孕婦一樣還配了一雙象腿

干剛剛看臉本來還有點硬硬的現在瞬間軟一半

然後他又開始很職業的SOP說那我先來幫你吹我說好阿

讓我看著你的臉他就跪在我兩腿中間開始幫我口活

我看到他的臉我終於又硬了可是他吹方法有點怪異

就像是自動打樁機一樣一值重複一個動作牙齒還三不五時刮到我的小弟

讓我有點痛苦我說你停了你停了我問他你是不是不常幫人家吹阿

他竟然回答我說恩我才來第3天而且我都沒人點一天才接不到幾個

對不起喔把你弄痛了我笑笑說沒關係啦沒關係啦你躺著接下來就交給我吧

接下來我把小裝備穿好之後 KY也塗了就慢慢的督到他身體裡面

他的叫聲阿~~~~ 真的不誇張是我在鐵X路沒聽過的

這應該不是老手的聲音整個蘇麻阿

然後他的小妹真的超超超緊的可是我不知道是不是他大腿肉多的關係

讓我覺得很緊我正常姿勢插不到幾下我就馬上把他翻過來讓他在上面

干 80公斤的重量押在我身上我在下面狂頂他他的反應也有夠激烈

這個場面真的就跟天堂裡屠龍的畫面一模一樣

你能想像一個龐然大物然後被你頂的死去活來的畫面嗎!!!

我頂了一陣子之後我發現我的體力真的有點支撐不了

又加上他孕婦般的肚子還有象腿的力量全押在我身上

然後外擴的八字奶又再我眼前晃來晃去我小弟真的頭一次軟竿

我就跟他講說停了停了今天到這裡就好我下次有空在找你

後來衣服穿衣穿出了門遇到了我主管我跟他講我剛剛的屠龍經驗

他說靠!!!你牛阿!!!!!!! 跟我講是哪一個我幫你討回來

我就帶我主管回到剛剛那家店這個感覺好像就是

弟弟在學校操場被人家欺負然後找哥哥回來報仇的概念

我主管一進去就點了那個龍妹過了15分鐘我主管滿身大汗勾著龍妹的肩走出來

那個龍妹還跟我主管要了賴說保持聯絡喔還給他一個飛吻

我說阿你滿身大汗是怎樣我主管說你做重量訓練能不流汗嗎

今日達成兩個成就

屠龍的成就 (我半路軟杆算達成嗎)

還有莫名其妙我跟我主管變成表兄弟的成就

這兩樣好像也不是啥光榮的事情 PO出來給大家笑

然後隔天上班我覺得我肋骨有點痛然後咳嗽有點血

那又是另一個故事了

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Tags: 正妹

All Comments

By Anthony
at 2015-12-20T07:35

皮膚黑的叫烏龍茶?

By Donna
at 2015-12-22T15:02

長的高的叫高山茶？

By Caitlin
at 2015-12-24T22:30

無糖溫的穴穴泥

By Gilbert
at 2015-12-27T05:57

重訓也是要循序漸進的

By David
at 2015-12-29T13:24

你馴龍高手齁？

By Tom
at 2015-12-31T20:51

有笑有推ㄟ

By Agatha
at 2016-01-03T04:19

幹，重量訓練超硬的

By Yedda
at 2016-01-05T11:46

今天重訓有點硬 xd

By Tom
at 2016-01-07T19:13

龍戰騎士?

By Edwina
at 2016-01-10T02:41

鐵觀音吧..那麼重還敢坐上面..

By Wallis
at 2016-01-12T10:08

重訓我笑了

By Mason
at 2016-01-14T17:35

哪裡的鐵支路基隆嗎?!

By William
at 2016-01-17T01:02

包重茶

By Necoo
at 2016-01-19T08:30

ADSL茶

By Gilbert
at 2016-01-21T15:57

寒冷的天你給龍妹送暖

By Thomas
at 2016-01-23T23:24

重訓XDD

By Lily
at 2016-01-26T06:52

凍頂烏龍？

By Damian
at 2016-01-28T14:19

哈哈我就是

By Skylar Davis
at 2016-01-30T21:46

XDDDDDDD

By Enid
at 2016-02-02T05:13

推

By Cara
at 2016-02-04T12:41

內傷了吧XD

By Faithe
at 2016-02-06T20:08

烏龍茶有梗

By Necoo
at 2016-02-09T03:35

有笑有推

By William
at 2016-02-11T11:02

竹竿喇龍井

By John
at 2016-02-13T18:30

好笑推

By Catherine
at 2016-02-16T01:57

屌

By Edith
at 2016-02-18T09:24

虎尾鐵支路…

By Adele
at 2016-02-20T16:52

幹到內傷XDDDDD

By Charlotte
at 2016-02-23T00:19

好笑

By Anthony
at 2016-02-25T07:46

我喝烏龍茶

By Necoo
at 2016-02-27T15:13

推重訓WWWW

By Charlotte
at 2016-02-29T22:41

你真善良

By Rachel
at 2016-03-03T06:08

幹您淫了！請容許我叫您一聲大葛格！

By Puput
at 2016-03-05T13:35

訓龍高手，是你？

By Una
at 2016-03-07T21:03

有笑有推

By Puput
at 2016-03-10T04:30

靠!你牛啊!

By Ina
at 2016-03-12T11:57

那黑的不就烏龍茶

By Emily
at 2016-03-14T19:24

看成烏龍茶了…

By Isla
at 2016-03-17T02:52

烏龍茶XD

By Lydia
at 2016-03-19T10:19

重訓XDDDD

By Mia
at 2016-03-21T17:46

我吃過龍眼

By Iris
at 2016-03-24T01:14

穴兄弟

By Isabella
at 2016-03-26T08:41

品茶囉

By Heather
at 2016-03-28T16:08

就叫你不要一直追求大重量受傷了八

By Rae
at 2016-03-30T23:35

我都喝洞頂烏龍茶

By Rosalind
at 2016-04-02T07:03

剛剛就遇龍，真的做不下去....

By Enid
at 2016-04-04T14:30

推XD

By Yedda
at 2016-04-06T21:57

有笑有推

By Olive
at 2016-04-09T05:25

嘉義拉

By Irma
at 2016-04-11T12:52

推文筆很好笑XDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2016-04-13T20:19

靠邀這個好笑重量訓練也要一步一步加重才對 XDD

By Andy
at 2016-04-16T03:46

http://i.imgur.com/vXGxC8c.jpg

By Necoo
at 2016-04-18T11:14

龍騎士4ni?

By Michael
at 2016-04-20T18:41

有笑有推xd

By Dorothy
at 2016-04-23T02:08

笑死XDD恭喜達成成就！

By Jessica
at 2016-04-25T09:36

佩服！

By Belly
at 2016-04-27T17:03

很正常啊，去健身房難道不用錢嗎?(疑?

By Eartha
at 2016-04-30T00:30

推龍騎士

By Kama
at 2016-05-02T07:57

咳嗽有點血~~XDD 是你被頂到肺嗎

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-05-04T15:25

滿有畫面的贊

By Connor
at 2016-05-06T22:52

哈哈哈哈哈！妙哉

By Connor
at 2016-05-09T06:19

哈哈哈哈幹我笑了

By Carol
at 2016-05-11T13:47

XDDDDDD

By Agatha
at 2016-05-13T21:14

2已經賣出推“做重量訓練能不流汗嗎？”.....還我開會
到一半笑出來!!

By Sarah
at 2016-05-16T04:41

脾臟破裂XDDDD

By Mia
at 2016-05-18T12:08

原來是龍井茶啊

By Noah
at 2016-05-20T19:36

你和主管已經是表兄弟了 ~ 屠龍雙勇者

By Harry
at 2016-05-23T03:03

台中新四寶:消坡塊，大烘窯，慶記，龍井茶

By Heather
at 2016-05-25T10:30

這篇好笑XDDDD

By Joe
at 2016-05-27T17:58

笑死了

By Rae
at 2016-05-30T01:25

鐵支路

By Mason
at 2016-06-01T08:52

太好笑了~推

By Ethan
at 2016-06-03T16:19

XDDD

By Genevieve
at 2016-06-05T23:47

好主管～

By Daniel
at 2016-06-08T07:14

重量訓練有梗

By Megan
at 2016-06-10T14:41

沒那個肌肉就不要舉那個磅數

By Jacob
at 2016-06-12T22:09

http://i.imgur.com/f4FdJuT.jpg

By Regina
at 2016-06-15T05:36

還不花錢請重訓教練

By Frederica
at 2016-06-17T13:03

重點是多少?

By Emma
at 2016-06-19T20:30

哈哈哈哈哈

By Bennie
at 2016-06-22T03:58

有笑

By Blanche
at 2016-06-24T11:25

80還好我戰過90的

By Michael
at 2016-06-26T18:52

我都沒人點一天才接不到幾個淡淡的哀傷...

By Noah
at 2016-06-29T02:19

我都清x都喝烏龍綠

By Tracy
at 2016-07-01T09:47

水！哈哈

By Caitlin
at 2016-07-03T17:14

有笑有推

By Madame
at 2016-07-06T00:41

鐵x路在哪

By Ursula
at 2016-07-08T08:09

幹XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Sarah
at 2016-07-10T15:36

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Brianna
at 2016-07-12T23:03

推XDDDD

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-07-15T06:30

什麼啦這篇XDDDDDDDDDD

By Hardy
at 2016-07-17T13:58

有笑有推哈哈哈哈

By Quintina
at 2016-07-19T21:25

你住虎尾喔

By Emily
at 2016-07-22T04:52

笑翻XDDD

By Leila
at 2016-07-24T12:20

原來是上健身房我以為是喝茶

By Wallis
at 2016-07-26T19:47

夭壽喔孝廉欸

By Selena
at 2016-07-29T03:14

你猛你厲害XD

By Jack
at 2016-07-31T10:41

真正的馴龍高手

By Elvira
at 2016-08-02T18:09

主管也蠻夢的

By Jack
at 2016-08-05T01:36

這篇是三小啦 XDD

By Frederica
at 2016-08-07T09:03

幹好屌我跪了

By Isla
at 2016-08-09T16:31

你主管有點北七

By Sandy
at 2016-08-11T23:58

龍還吃好逗相報怪奇

By Caroline
at 2016-08-14T07:25

笑死！重量訓練...哈哈

By Caroline
at 2016-08-16T14:52

好厲害

By Isla
at 2016-08-18T22:20

警茶

By Joseph
at 2016-08-21T05:47

有笑有推XDD

By Mary
at 2016-08-23T13:14

靠本我到底看了什麼主管才屌

By Enid
at 2016-08-25T20:42

猛猛

By Emma
at 2016-08-28T04:09

主管太猛了吧xDD

By Catherine
at 2016-08-30T11:36

不愧是主管多學學才能當主管

By Charlie
at 2016-09-01T19:03

有笑給推

By Christine
at 2016-09-04T02:31

有點豪洨

By Blanche
at 2016-09-06T09:58

鐵支路我想到新營的，每次經過看到都是老的

By Emma
at 2016-09-08T17:25

勇者

By Ethan
at 2016-09-11T00:53

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Adele
at 2016-09-13T08:20

路過爆...

By Eden
at 2016-09-15T15:47

XDD

By Jacky
at 2016-09-17T23:14

強者！

By Puput
at 2016-09-20T06:42

說到喝龍茶我也有過一次經驗。真的很慘烈，我是在心中吶喊
著:我屠龍了！我屠龍了！最後才射出來的。

By Megan
at 2016-09-22T14:09

正港欸屠龍刀(?)

By Hedwig
at 2016-09-24T21:36

解龍騎士養成任務～給推！！

By James
at 2016-09-27T05:04

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2016-09-29T12:31

XDDDDDDDDDDDD

By Christine
at 2016-10-01T19:58

重訓有笑XD

By Audriana
at 2016-10-04T03:25

重訓梗好笑XDDDD

By Hamiltion
at 2016-10-06T10:53

這種重訓喔XDDDD

By Steve
at 2016-10-08T18:20

哈哈

By Vanessa
at 2016-10-11T01:47

哈哈哈哈

By Connor
at 2016-10-13T09:15

重訓是三小XDDDDD

By Franklin
at 2016-10-15T16:42

主管是在熱血什麼啦~XDDDDD

By Caitlin
at 2016-10-18T00:09

By Suhail Hany
at 2016-10-20T07:36

好文

By Edith
at 2016-10-22T15:04

您真內行！

By Leila
at 2016-10-24T22:31

哈哈~有笑有推~

By Eden
at 2016-10-27T05:58

有笑有推

By Damian
at 2016-10-29T13:26

笑了

By Joseph
at 2016-10-31T20:53

看到重訓笑噴XD

By Cara
at 2016-11-03T04:20

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

By Faithe
at 2016-11-05T11:47

推

By Jack
at 2016-11-07T19:15

有笑有推

By Gilbert
at 2016-11-10T02:42

重量訓練笑了

By Victoria
at 2016-11-12T10:09

最好咳嗽有點血 XDDDD

By Annie
at 2016-11-14T17:36

我看了什麼東西XD...

By George
at 2016-11-17T01:04

重訓XDDDDD

By Lucy
at 2016-11-19T08:31

幹我會笑死

By Queena
at 2016-11-21T15:58

真·馴龍高手

By Odelette
at 2016-11-23T23:26

我也覺得有點哀傷…

By David
at 2016-11-26T06:53

勇者

By Elizabeth
at 2016-11-28T14:20

這個應該1rm或2rm吧...

By Anthony
at 2016-11-30T21:47

虎尾人喔

By Connor
at 2016-12-03T05:15

笑翻了，推

By Puput
at 2016-12-05T12:42

重訓XDDDDDDDDDD

By Eartha
at 2016-12-07T20:09

龍茶不是一般人能喝的...我喝過一次就有陰影了

By Ursula
at 2016-12-10T03:37

如果是真的也太好笑了吧...XD

By Eartha
at 2016-12-12T11:04

重量訓練阿…

By John
at 2016-12-14T18:31

豆乾便宜～

By Hedwig
at 2016-12-17T01:58

100分!! 太有趣了!!!

By Bethany
at 2016-12-19T09:26

大笑給推XDD

By Frederica
at 2016-12-21T16:53

推

By Frederic
at 2016-12-24T00:20

咳嗽有點血哭哭喔.........

By Frederica
at 2016-12-26T07:48

幹你要笑死我才甘願嗎

By Valerie
at 2016-12-28T15:15

重訓太好笑

By Aaliyah
at 2016-12-30T22:42

跟主管去好妙

By Candice
at 2017-01-02T06:09

你做重量訓練能不流汗嗎? XD

By Caroline
at 2017-01-04T13:37

重訓哈哈哈哈

By Enid
at 2017-01-06T21:04

虎尾鐵支路吧

By Mary
at 2017-01-09T04:31

有笑給推

By Madame
at 2017-01-11T11:59

強者wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

By Andy
at 2017-01-13T19:26

柔柔不錯

By Linda
at 2017-01-16T02:53

重訓笑死

By Annie
at 2017-01-18T10:20

欠贏

By Blanche
at 2017-01-20T17:48

重訓哈哈哈哈

By Charlie
at 2017-01-23T01:15

幹哈哈哈哈哈哈

By Elma
at 2017-01-25T08:42

華X銀服務？虎尾鐵支路?

By Lydia
at 2017-01-27T16:10

滅龍魔導士

By Xanthe
at 2017-01-29T23:37

你做重量訓練能不流汗嗎XD

By George
at 2017-02-01T07:04

推，XD

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-02-03T14:31

跟主管變成婊兄弟XDDD

By Michael
at 2017-02-05T21:59

推主管超牛

By Adele
at 2017-02-08T05:26

重量訓練XDD

By Charlotte
at 2017-02-10T12:53

哈哈哈

By Queena
at 2017-02-12T20:21

哈哈，後面有笑點XD

By Cara
at 2017-02-15T03:48

沒有找PT幫補喔

By Noah
at 2017-02-17T11:15

龍騎士4ni

By Jack
at 2017-02-19T18:42

湖口鐵騎路？

By Wallis
at 2017-02-22T02:10

新營吧??

By Sarah
at 2017-02-24T09:37

XDD有笑有推

By Poppy
at 2017-02-26T17:04

重訓 XD

By Carol
at 2017-03-01T00:32

有笑有推

By Anonymous
at 2017-03-03T07:59

虎x

By Freda
at 2017-03-05T15:26

有笑有推

By Doris
at 2017-03-07T22:53

XDD

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2017-03-10T06:21

═════════════════駝蛇獸皇龍龜砲!

By Wallis
at 2017-03-12T13:48

下次可以試試西斯bu龍后屠得下去代表可以破關了

By Edwina
at 2017-03-14T21:15

龍騎士幹

By Edith
at 2017-03-17T04:43

乾不是豪小喔 XDDDDD 猛

By Adele
at 2017-03-19T12:10

猛

By Mary
at 2017-03-21T19:37

重訓XDD

By Belly
at 2017-03-24T03:04

重訓有猛到啦XDDDDD

By Todd Johnson
at 2017-03-26T10:32

重訓XDDDDD

By William
at 2017-03-28T17:59

太好笑了

By Ingrid
at 2017-03-31T01:26

喝過烏龍茶

By Tom
at 2017-04-02T08:53

有笑有推

By Kumar
at 2017-04-04T16:21

第一次喝茶就當了屠龍者真悶叫了三次龍越南大陸人

By Robert
at 2017-04-06T23:48

悶爆年輕的台灣妹妹都找步道

有人喝過龍茶嗎? - 成人話題討論

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