有人去過一樓一鳳嗎？ - 成人話題討論

By Yuri
at 2020-05-25T21:49

Table of Contents

※ 引述《a12141623 (舔一舔再泡一泡牛奶)》之銘言：
: 離台灣最近的合法嫖妓就是香港啦
: 小弟多年前有幸去香港一遊
: 說實在話很無聊
: 但是見識合法紅燈區就不同了
: 真的不誇張排隊到馬路上
: 還分時段下午的人比晚上多
: 價格在200-500港幣都有
: 門外直接寫價格跟三圍照片等等
: 大部份的人都是坐電梯到最高樓再慢慢走樓梯往下挑選
: 不只一樓電梯很多人排隊
: 連熱門的鳳也是外面排3-4個男人
: 光是經過就可以清楚的聽見淫叫聲
: 不過也是要努力幹啦
: 大部份樓層都是安靜的根本幹不出聲
: 而且門外其實都有監視器
: 有時徘徊太久裡面的鳳會直接開門招呼你
: 不過小弟覺得很髒
: 一個男人出去到下個男人進來只差兩分鐘
: 光是看到我就不會想敲門嘗試
: 有沒有勇者衝過可以分享經驗？

肥宅去年到香港出差

晚上在酒店閒閒沒事做

就上網估狗香港夜生活

發現傳說中的一樓一鳳就在肥宅住的酒店附近

於是就整裝朝聖去

人沒有想像中的多

地方比想像中的小很多

肥宅照著攻略

電梯直上22樓然後再走樓梯逛回一樓

每層樓都大概四五個房間也就是四五個妹

價錢落在700港

每個房門口都有一個電鈴跟一堆紙本廣告

什麼純情學生妹東京熱劇情巨乳誘惑

肥宅很害臊根本不敢按什麼電鈴

就一路跟著陌生的四個韓國人走

他們人多有膽每間都按

我就默默的站在他們後面一起看

說真的素質都還可以都是大陸妹

每間都有想衝的衝動

走到了個位數樓層

開始有金絲貓本地港妹日本妞雙飛之類的

價錢也貴了起來

突然給我看到一間

門上貼著

“台灣高雄” “正宗台妹”

那幾個韓國人當然也按了門鈴

迎門的是一個頭著布丁頭腳踩高跟夾腳拖

年輕亮眼的長腿辣妹

果然夠台

800港可以一親台妹芳澤外加脫離處男這專有名詞

我覺得很值得

但還是要驗明正身萬一是大陸妹我不就虧了100港

於是

對眼的瞬間

“高雄發大財” 我脫口而出

“幹拎娘機掰”熟悉且道地口音

然後

我也沒臉進去了

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Tags: 成人

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at 2020-05-26T05:18

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at 2020-06-13T06:42

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at 2020-06-13T14:10

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at 2020-06-15T03:32

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at 2020-07-02T14:00

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at 2020-07-09T17:52

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at 2020-07-10T01:20

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at 2020-07-10T08:49

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at 2020-07-10T16:17

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at 2020-07-10T23:45

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at 2020-07-11T07:14

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at 2020-07-11T14:42

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at 2020-07-11T22:10

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at 2020-07-12T05:39

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at 2020-07-12T13:07

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at 2020-07-12T20:35

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at 2020-07-13T04:04

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at 2020-07-13T11:32

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at 2020-07-13T19:00

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at 2020-07-14T02:29

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at 2020-07-14T09:57

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at 2020-07-14T17:25

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at 2020-07-15T00:54

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at 2020-07-15T08:22

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at 2020-07-15T15:50

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at 2020-07-15T23:19

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at 2020-07-16T06:47

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at 2020-07-16T14:16

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at 2020-07-16T21:44

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at 2020-07-17T05:12

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at 2020-07-17T20:09

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at 2020-07-18T03:37

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at 2020-07-18T11:06

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at 2020-07-19T02:02

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at 2020-07-20T00:27

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at 2020-07-20T07:56

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at 2020-07-20T15:24

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at 2020-07-20T22:52

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at 2020-07-21T06:21

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at 2020-07-21T13:49

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at 2020-07-21T21:17

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at 2020-07-22T04:46

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at 2020-07-22T12:14

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at 2020-07-22T19:43

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at 2020-07-23T03:11

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at 2020-07-23T10:39

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at 2020-07-23T18:08

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at 2020-07-24T01:36

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at 2020-07-24T09:04

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at 2020-07-24T16:33

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at 2020-07-25T00:01

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at 2020-07-25T07:29

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at 2020-07-25T14:58

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at 2020-07-25T22:26

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at 2020-07-26T05:54

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at 2020-07-26T13:23

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at 2020-07-26T20:51

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at 2020-07-27T04:19

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at 2020-07-27T11:48

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at 2020-07-27T19:16

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at 2020-07-28T02:44

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at 2020-07-28T10:13

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at 2020-07-28T17:41

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at 2020-07-29T01:10

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at 2020-07-29T08:38

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at 2020-07-29T16:06

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By Skylar Davis
at 2020-07-29T23:35

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By Andy
at 2020-07-30T07:03

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By Regina
at 2020-07-30T14:31

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By Jake
at 2020-07-30T22:00

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By Linda
at 2020-07-31T05:28

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By Blanche
at 2020-07-31T12:56

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By Ina
at 2020-07-31T20:25

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By Charlie
at 2020-08-01T03:53

XDD 這樣還不進去交關...

By Ida
at 2020-08-01T11:21

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By Joe
at 2020-08-01T18:50

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By Zenobia
at 2020-08-02T02:18

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at 2020-08-02T09:46

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at 2020-08-02T17:15

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at 2020-08-03T00:43

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at 2020-08-03T08:11

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By Hardy
at 2020-08-03T15:40

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By Joseph
at 2020-08-03T23:08

害我認真看

By Emily
at 2020-08-04T06:37

By Elizabeth
at 2020-08-04T14:05

XDD

By Dorothy
at 2020-08-04T21:33

這樣你也行！

By Zenobia
at 2020-08-05T05:02

笑了

By Catherine
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