會給男生吃自己食物的女生 - 成人話題討論

Valerie avatar
By Valerie
at 2007-09-25T04:15

Table of Contents

: 另外,如果正妹,普通妹,醜女和你一起聚餐,三者都要給你吃她們的食物
: 如果是喜歡的女生就算了,若是不喜歡的硬要夾給你吃
: 該怎麼拒絕又不失紳士的風範??(因為不想被正妹噓說沒風度)


我女朋友也曾經這樣對我


那一晚

我們窩在我兩的愛的小窩

吃我幫她買來的宵夜







排骨酥湯 她淺嚐了一口

「哇...好燙 我不喝了....」

我接過她手上的湯碗 呼嚕呼嚕喝得一滴不剩



鹹酥雞

她連手都沒動

「睡覺前不要吃這個 會長痘痘啦....人家不想吃啦」

撒嬌......

不吃白不吃 大口大口 克滋克滋 連九層塔又全進了我的五臟廟








最後一道

紅豆牛奶薏仁--她最愛吃的甜品

沒料到 她微微地一笑

「對不起啦...今天人家身體不舒服 不能吃冰的...」

好吧! 讓她少吃點也好

她的標準身材可是我一幫死黨人人稱羨的

希哩呼嚕 今晚她不吃的宵夜就這麼全進了我肚裡






就當我撐著肚子 和女友準備相擁入睡時

叩叩叩....

響起了房門的敲門聲

我起身開了門 門外站的是女友的大二學弟


這傢伙 平日不見個人影

但一到期中期末前夕 必定會出現找我女友借筆記

跟我倒也沒什麼共通的交集

我反射性的叫女友來招呼他

「嘿! 妳學弟來找你囉」





「不是的! 學長!」 她學弟喊道 : 「我今晚是來找你的」

「找我?」 我納悶著....

「嗯...是啊 我來找學長你...」



正當我還再思索他找我幹嘛時

他突然迅速地拉下自己的長褲拉鍊 把褲子和內褲脫下

露出他自己的生殖器!



「!!!」













「學長...學姊說她今晚不吃」








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By Lydia
at 2007-09-26T09:39
有笑有推..
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By Barb Cronin
at 2007-09-27T15:02
對不起我笑了
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By Aaliyah
at 2007-09-28T20:25
不起我笑了
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By Caroline
at 2007-09-30T01:49
學長...學姊說她今晚不吃 科科
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at 2007-10-01T07:12
學長...學姊說她今晚不吃 科科
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at 2007-10-02T12:35
對不起我洨了
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at 2007-10-03T17:59
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at 2007-10-04T23:22
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at 2007-10-06T04:45
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By Dora
at 2007-10-07T10:09
學長...學姊說她今晚不吃
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By Daniel
at 2007-10-08T15:32
學長...學姊說她今晚不吃 科科
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at 2007-10-09T20:55
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at 2007-10-11T02:19
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at 2007-10-14T18:29
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at 2007-10-17T05:15
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at 2007-10-29T11:09
沒見過這麼機掰的學弟...我一定反桶他.桶他眼睛
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at 2007-10-30T16:32
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男人甘願花錢去公關酒店消費

Eartha avatar
By Eartha
at 2007-09-21T14:09
※ 引述《jason70387 (凸=_=凸)》之銘言: : 本人的弟弟經常去酒店...因為交了幾個有錢的好朋友..所以去都不用錢.. : 經過我弟的分享...跟大家講點聽來的心得 : 去酒店其實就是可以做平常不能做的事情....有過的都知道...除了當大爺以外... : 還有斯杯秀可以看...那種感覺是跟打 ...

相簿認識的援妹

Brianna avatar
By Brianna
at 2007-09-10T23:11
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Caroline avatar
By Caroline
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本篇只討論大街上可以看到的裝扮,  不包括內衣、比基尼、小禮服、拉拉隊、cosplay、show girl, 以及全裸等情形...。  1.U領: 賣點主要在於女性鎖骨附近的平滑肌膚,小小性感又不至於過度風騷。   感覺上已經挖空了很大塊面積,但是重點又全都差一點點才看得到。  2.V領:   ...

為什麼正妹香香的

Susan avatar
By Susan
at 2007-08-24T19:01
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Emma avatar
By Emma
at 2007-08-21T01:57
與科系、學校無關,一字記之曰:「心」 還有其他一些外部性的因素,例如「緣分」、「運氣」等。 女生不是都那麼勢利,只看「錢」的; 也不是都那麼膚淺,只看「腹肌」的; 更不是都那麼崇洋媚外,只哈「洋屌」的。 在理工組把理工妹,原本需求就大於供給,當然一妹難求; 在社會組把社會妹,原本就女多男少,當 ...