最近是禁慾月嗎 - 成人話題討論

By Daph Bay
at 2019-04-28T02:21

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大家晚安

我是剛被安全送到家然後明天一早又要去約會的jg

請大家包容一下我是來無病呻吟的.....
...........................................

話說今天有個大肌肌葛格遠從新竹南下來找我

葛格的身材真的練的蠻好的

那有線條的肩膀手臂跟厚實的胸肌

真的超滿意的啊!!!

可是前陣子我都被工作壓搾著

還忙著在回奶油葛格的作文

所以跟大肌肌葛格LINE聊天都有一搭沒一搭的

還被抱怨過我都已讀不回

或不讀不回他好幾天

我還以為他說要衝來是嘴嘴的而已

沒想到晚上突然收到訊息說已經到了!!!

之前聊天的內容太嘴砲了

都會直接叫寶貝~~或是跟他說我想你了

可是我認真在嘴砲的ㄚㄚㄚㄚ

然後我想說反正都來了應該是有戲才是

出門前我還跟男龜泌閒聊了一下作戰策略 (誤?

挑了一件很低胸露溝的衣服赴約去了

........................................

過程快轉來到酒吧裡

跟大肌肌葛格聊天的內容

我只是隨口提到"大肌肌"三個字

他就很不可置信的看我不太相信是從女生嘴裡脫口說出

話題中如果有開到點小黃腔

他也會有點驚訝這樣

然後低胸的戰服

有感覺他一直有在偷喵ㄋㄟㄋㄟ

然後有小討論了一下我平常484都穿這樣

覺得女生穿這樣好像太露了= =

總之就是很ㄎㄅ感覺外表很開放

但內心是個純情小處男?!

......................................

過程再快轉

後來看時間有點晚了

我就說該走了~~

上了他的車之後

以我的酒量一杯當然不可能輕易倒啊

我就想說裝點小茫看他有沒有後續安排這樣

結果....

結果....

結果....

我就被安全送回家了

然後下車的時候還約定了明天一早要去約會這樣...........

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在我打著這篇廢文的時候

大肌肌葛格還傳訊息問我還好嗎?

我說我酒醒了

他說~那你記得剛剛做了什麼嗎?

我回~我當然記得啊!如果做了什麼壞事現在應該也不會好好在家了XD

然後他又回我說~~那你想幹什麼壞事嗎?

ㄎㄅ我都已經好好在家了濕了也乾了啦

如果大肌肌葛格你也是鄉民的話~~~

對!!我就是在講你啦(指

是說最近是禁慾月嗎?

除了大肌肌葛格這樣對我之外

我傳了下面這張奶照給某人

他也接殺我了呢哼

還是說最近是有某邪教在宣揚禁慾嗎?

怎麼大家都那麼冷靜啦幹

https://i.imgur.com/lklswLy.jpg

幹~~一早起床上廁所

發現有姨媽今天好像要來的跡象啊!!!!

為什麼上天要如此作弄人啊啊啊啊啊

我崩潰QQ

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Susan
at 2019-04-30T06:16

我是頭香嗎！！！

By Sarah
at 2019-05-02T10:11

(///▽///)

By Bethany
at 2019-05-04T14:06

Yes是

By Leila
at 2019-05-06T18:01

以上三位可以安心睡了

By Catherine
at 2019-05-08T21:56

咖雜睏

By William
at 2019-05-11T01:52

好啦!!我知道明天要怎麼做了~

By Gilbert
at 2019-05-13T05:47

媽我搶到頭香了！到底是哪個邪教我都吃不飽了

By Donna
at 2019-05-15T09:42

謝謝大葛格

By Bennie
at 2019-05-17T13:37

這時間看到，怎麼睡阿@@

By Mary
at 2019-05-19T17:32

可惡，網路累格了一大下 QwQ

By Selena
at 2019-05-21T21:28

可以找我啊......(￣▽￣)羞

By Heather
at 2019-05-24T01:23

睡不著了

By Harry
at 2019-05-26T05:18

樓下從北極開車南下

By George
at 2019-05-28T09:13

嗚呼呼呼///—///

By Rebecca
at 2019-05-30T13:08

身材好好羨慕大肌肌葛格

By Edith
at 2019-06-01T17:03

喔

By Gilbert
at 2019-06-03T20:59

抱歉~因為我喜歡小奶

By Blanche
at 2019-06-06T00:54

請容許我們叫你一聲大葛格～

By Oscar
at 2019-06-08T04:49

他們484在故作冷靜

By Queena
at 2019-06-10T08:44

太多越想越不對勁新聞大家都會怕

By Charlotte
at 2019-06-12T12:39

眼睛很大

By Hardy
at 2019-06-14T16:35

他跑去買行房記錄器

By Skylar DavisLinda
at 2019-06-16T20:30

嗨

By Joseph
at 2019-06-19T00:25

黑色我才可以qq

By Hedy
at 2019-06-21T04:20

眼睛漂亮

By Iris
at 2019-06-23T08:15

接殺是怎麼接?不是直接三振你?

By Necoo
at 2019-06-25T12:10

大爆幹射了啊

By Zenobia
at 2019-06-27T16:06

那是因為你沒約到我顆顆

By Belly
at 2019-06-29T20:01

無法冷靜了><

By Adele
at 2019-07-01T23:56

早點遇到你剛剛不用看片子

By Hardy
at 2019-07-04T03:51

有同感==

By Iris
at 2019-07-06T07:46

臉不行吧

By Bethany
at 2019-07-08T11:42

大葛格:哈，被我釣到惹

By Harry
at 2019-07-10T15:37

全力衝刺！！

By Iris
at 2019-07-12T19:32

等等你是不是分身

By Belly
at 2019-07-14T23:27

上臉和某版友好像

By Rachel
at 2019-07-17T03:22

大奶不能忍

By Hedwig
at 2019-07-19T07:17

找我就不是這樣了

By Bethany
at 2019-07-21T11:13

這樣還能冷靜他是男人嗎???

By Frederic
at 2019-07-23T15:08

推推

By Bethany
at 2019-07-25T19:03

因為我在欲擒故縱

By Quanna
at 2019-07-27T22:58

我大盜懶叫集團出沒

By Rachel
at 2019-07-30T02:53

因為大家在等五月花吧

By Aaliyah
at 2019-08-01T06:49

喔喔喔!好，可以來去睡覺 z__z

By Candice
at 2019-08-03T10:44

傳給我，我不會冷靜的

By John
at 2019-08-05T14:39

值班看這個精神抖擻啊

By Isabella
at 2019-08-07T18:34

準備入睡都醒了

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-08-09T22:29

傳對人就不會這樣了

By Oliver
at 2019-08-12T02:24

ㄊㄨㄟ

By Donna
at 2019-08-14T06:20

禁好禁滿

By Dorothy
at 2019-08-16T10:15

好美!!!!!!!

By Iris
at 2019-08-18T14:10

好猛啊

By Edith
at 2019-08-20T18:05

起床看到精神都來了

By Ida
at 2019-08-22T22:00

美~ 我可以

By Thomas
at 2019-08-25T01:56

傑格真士龐德

By Lydia
at 2019-08-27T05:51

要爆了

By Kama
at 2019-08-29T09:46

今天或許還有戲吧？或許....XD

By Agnes
at 2019-08-31T13:41

他怕要簽本票吧XD

By Elizabeth
at 2019-09-02T17:36

ㄉㄋㄋ讚

By Susan
at 2019-09-04T21:32

主動出手好不好‼他也怕簽本票阿

By Victoria
at 2019-09-07T01:27

好大

By Daniel
at 2019-09-09T05:22

眼睛好美捏捏好讚

By Christine
at 2019-09-11T09:17

在台北我還不幹死你

By Lily
at 2019-09-13T13:12

是我就讓妳約會取消

By Victoria
at 2019-09-15T17:07

一定是球舉的不夠高

By Edward Lewis
at 2019-09-17T21:03

By Jacob
at 2019-09-20T00:58

應該是長相太老?

By Eden
at 2019-09-22T04:53

大肌肌都馬比較紳士

By Anonymous
at 2019-09-24T08:48

好可惜呀

By John
at 2019-09-26T12:43

就是因為是鄉民，才怕簽本票啊

By William
at 2019-09-28T16:39

羨慕

By Dora
at 2019-09-30T20:34

因為他怕上新聞

By Olivia
at 2019-10-03T00:29

有些機會，總是不屬於我的。

By Zanna
at 2019-10-05T04:24

看到這張為什麼要充電？

By Hedwig
at 2019-10-07T08:19

是

By James
at 2019-10-09T12:14

打個炮，還要擔心半年後會不會被告，想到就軟

By Gilbert
at 2019-10-11T16:10

你不是人家的菜，就這樣

By Hedda
at 2019-10-13T20:05

目測34E

By Quanna
at 2019-10-16T00:00

眼睛很漂亮

By Ina
at 2019-10-18T03:55

這個眼睛這個髮型這個胸，是在浪費什麼的啦

By Dorothy
at 2019-10-20T07:50

已Jizz信，單挑

By Robert
at 2019-10-22T11:46

這才不是蘋果\口/

By Dorothy
at 2019-10-24T15:41

來了

By Anthony
at 2019-10-26T19:36

禁慾邪教正夯，歡迎免費入會兩人同行送精美小禮

By Ula
at 2019-10-28T23:31

好啦好啦下次我保證讓妳只能雙腿發軟到只能倒
立用手走回家

By Eden
at 2019-10-31T03:26

大葛葛肌肌如何

By Emma
at 2019-11-02T07:21

樓上倒立回家什麼的也太強

By Cara
at 2019-11-04T11:17

身材太好@@

By Agnes
at 2019-11-06T15:12

胸罩的問題嗎

By Zenobia
at 2019-11-08T19:07

男生要懂得保護自己

By Edith
at 2019-11-10T23:02

乾吃了

By Jacky
at 2019-11-13T02:57

才剛做完5次射好射滿而已

By Christine
at 2019-11-15T06:53

大概是想這麼好的機會不是我的應該是仙人跳塊陶啊

By Yedda
at 2019-11-17T10:48

你丟直球他接不到

By Sierra Rose
at 2019-11-19T14:43

可憐的孩子，那人一定覺得禁慾會增肌

By Bethany
at 2019-11-21T18:38

大肌肌單身是靠自己實力的

By Rachel
at 2019-11-23T22:33

應該照片有沒有遮嘴差很多吧

By Jack
at 2019-11-26T02:28

我超喜歡紫色>///<~ 寄惹回我

By Olivia
at 2019-11-28T06:24

可惡我慢了但是有內內(///▽///)

By Kristin
at 2019-11-30T10:19

所以他預測到妳姨媽要來了是嗎XD

By Zora
at 2019-12-02T14:14

這個內內！！！

By Dora
at 2019-12-04T18:09

眼睛好漂亮噢

By Agatha
at 2019-12-06T22:04

可能他也只喜歡深藍色內衣

By Lucy
at 2019-12-09T02:00

祝今天約會開心喔～^_^

By Edwina
at 2019-12-11T05:55

我也要大肌肌..

By Catherine
at 2019-12-13T09:50

這個有D喔

By Carol
at 2019-12-15T13:45

熱熱鬧鬧

By Rosalind
at 2019-12-17T17:40

不要急他還在試探而已 ( +=v=)

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-12-19T21:35

闖紅燈還要我教

By Elizabeth
at 2019-12-22T01:31

黑色派舉手

By Vanessa
at 2019-12-24T05:26

低胸露溝+裝茫是性暗示？

By Donna
at 2019-12-26T09:21

想要是否應該暗示或更主動一些？說你今晚不想回家之類的

By Barb Cronin
at 2019-12-28T13:16

沒有禁慾月啊妳看妳不是超想要的QWQ

By Steve
at 2019-12-30T17:11

謝謝大葛格把機會讓給我了

By Margaret
at 2020-01-01T21:07

大葛格想放長線釣大魚阿，一次給你軟腳

By Caroline
at 2020-01-04T01:02

人家紳士，不要沒事裝茫可能今天就是發心得文惹

By Robert
at 2020-01-06T04:57

最近吃素！！

By Lily
at 2020-01-08T08:52

可見得男人多可憐，真的要交合就主動騎上去啦，不然不
管發生任何狀況，嘻嘻哈哈也好梨花帶淚也罷最後一個越
想越不對竟，到頭來只剩官司一場

By Dinah
at 2020-01-10T12:47

主動一點啦，太被動吃不到

By Delia
at 2020-01-12T16:43

眼睛髮型好看!

By Olive
at 2020-01-14T20:38

這週放假沒回家但是女友親戚來幫我QQ

By Jacob
at 2020-01-17T00:33

男森真的要好好保護自己～

By Susan
at 2020-01-19T04:28

我有大膽的想法想嘗試

By Enid
at 2020-01-21T08:23

第一次總是要紳士一點,才有下一次～

By Lily
at 2020-01-23T12:18

通關密語咩修竿謀不是要說嗎

By Gary
at 2020-01-25T16:14

這眼睛我可以

By Olga
at 2020-01-27T20:09

臉的問題吧看了感覺不對

By Rae
at 2020-01-30T00:04

吃過三次飯才能上床這是原則

By Linda
at 2020-02-01T03:59

就在撩你阿老手讓你忍不住

By Erin
at 2020-02-03T07:54

推推

By Ula
at 2020-02-05T11:50

他酒駕？

By Linda
at 2020-02-07T15:45

酒吧不一定喝酒

By William
at 2020-02-09T19:40

我也要阿!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Belly
at 2020-02-11T23:35

身材好好喔

By Dorothy
at 2020-02-14T03:30

他可能覺得是仙人跳，哈

By Kelly
at 2020-02-16T07:25

來啦我等你

By Zanna
at 2020-02-18T11:21

才一發文就解禁了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊

By Joseph
at 2020-02-20T15:16

大概是因為大家都在宣導男生要好好保護自己 XDDDD

By Jacob
at 2020-02-22T19:11

真的很ㄎㄅ@@

By Candice
at 2020-02-24T23:06

我來

By Anthony
at 2020-02-27T03:01

在樓下了還不開門

By Robert
at 2020-02-29T06:57

好吃不黏牙\選我/\選我/

By Catherine
at 2020-03-02T10:52

姐姐我愛妳啊啊啊

By Ida
at 2020-03-04T14:47

妳是不是想騙人家放手機的地方

By Dorothy
at 2020-03-06T18:42

無法冷靜，怒屌一槍

By Necoo
at 2020-03-08T22:37

破戒噓嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚

By Sarah
at 2020-03-11T02:32

好啦接球了

By Ivy
at 2020-03-13T06:28

可能暗示的不夠多

By Thomas
at 2020-03-15T10:23

發文有毒我也要發文破戒啦幹！

By Hedwig
at 2020-03-17T14:18

這樣還可以冷靜？！ WTF

By Lily
at 2020-03-19T18:13

不約嗎

By Elvira
at 2020-03-21T22:08

錯過連畜牲都不如，我也想要機會哈

By Odelette
at 2020-03-24T02:04

紫色的胸罩令人興奮!

By Rosalind
at 2020-03-26T05:59

傳給我我絕對不會接殺妳

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-03-28T09:54

肩膀負擔好大

By Todd Johnson
at 2020-03-30T13:49

大內內推

By Gary
at 2020-04-01T17:44

柯以柔嗎

By Connor
at 2020-04-03T21:39

讓我來～

By Agnes
at 2020-04-06T01:35

這眼睛很漂亮欸

By Donna
at 2020-04-08T05:30

好大

By Suhail Hany
at 2020-04-10T09:25

這奶很可以～

By Rosalind
at 2020-04-12T13:20

顏值很讚，奶奶好棒！

By Edwina
at 2020-04-14T17:15

讚...肌肌硬了

By Vanessa
at 2020-04-16T21:11

什麼是jg? 南下這種小事，衝一發而已，很難？！大肌肌
等你月事結束私

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-04-19T01:06

高雄大叔會會你!

By Frederica
at 2020-04-21T05:01

寄了！

By Thomas
at 2020-04-23T08:56

對我來說，眼睛很漂亮

By Olga
at 2020-04-25T12:51

若是夫人有任何要求，兄弟我，也絕不推辭。

By Steve
at 2020-04-27T16:46

你對大肌肌的沒吸引力，有健身嗎？

By George
at 2020-04-29T20:42

怎麼都遇不到這樣的女生～唉

By Frederica
at 2020-05-02T00:37

帥哥肯定吃飽了，換做我早就撲上去

By Christine
at 2020-05-04T04:32

好像是舊圖哦

By Franklin
at 2020-05-06T08:27

臉的問題看來嘴巴是很重要的

By Necoo
at 2020-05-08T12:22

天哪好悲劇！這種感覺真的很差......

By Steve
at 2020-05-10T16:18

他在撩你的慾望而已

By Callum
at 2020-05-12T20:13

妳臉不行

By Kyle
at 2020-05-15T00:08

有更好吃的

By Thomas
at 2020-05-17T04:03

大肌肌太不試貨了，這可是極品啊！！！

By Ophelia
at 2020-05-19T07:58

像林明禎

By Xanthe
at 2020-05-21T11:54

讓我來！！

By Genevieve
at 2020-05-23T15:49

他可能怕被吉

By Dinah
at 2020-05-25T19:44

是不是因爲嘴巴的關係

By Olivia
at 2020-05-27T23:39

這怎麼可能還禁得下去

By Belly
at 2020-05-30T03:34

這怎麼禁的太不可思議了

By Edith
at 2020-06-01T07:29

推

By Jacob
at 2020-06-03T11:25

身為一個不解風情的紳士，抱歉

By Lily
at 2020-06-05T15:20

看到柯以柔笑死

By Belly
at 2020-06-07T19:15

肛！

By Delia
at 2020-06-09T23:10

禁得你心裡發寒！

By Yedda
at 2020-06-12T03:05

冲啊

By Rachel
at 2020-06-14T07:01

當上火時，看看today新聞就會怕到熄火

By Jack
at 2020-06-16T10:56

大雞本來想認真跟妳交往，結果妳這樣最後不就玩玩大雞
而已

By Oscar
at 2020-06-18T14:51

可以報隊嗎......^_^

By Dora
at 2020-06-20T18:46

酒駕不好吧？

By Zanna
at 2020-06-22T22:41

可惡！這個大肌肌葛格太禽獸不如啦

By Anonymous
at 2020-06-25T02:36

還是乖一點吧懂得保護自己比較重要

By Edward Lewis
at 2020-06-27T06:32

傳給我我一定直接打成全壘打><

By Linda
at 2020-06-29T10:27

閃開讓專業的來

By Jessica
at 2020-07-01T14:22

紳士？

By David
at 2020-07-03T18:17

阿姨冷靜！

By Rae
at 2020-07-05T22:12

好大羨慕QQ

By Aaliyah
at 2020-07-08T02:08

幻想月

By Eden
at 2020-07-10T06:03

好大

By Heather
at 2020-07-12T09:58

我來了 play one

By Connor
at 2020-07-14T13:53

哇哇大咪咪

By Caitlin
at 2020-07-16T17:48

因為妳沒寄這張給我我決定創個[只有雙手好]教

By Agnes
at 2020-07-18T21:43

噓 jg 腿軟吃飽飽 XD

By Zanna
at 2020-07-21T01:39

廢物退散，讓我來吧！

By Aaliyah
at 2020-07-23T05:34

我愛大咪咪，等我

By Kyle
at 2020-07-25T09:29

推

By Puput
at 2020-07-27T13:24

吃飽飽

By Kyle
at 2020-07-29T17:19

禁慾是什麼？能吃嗎？

By Hardy
at 2020-07-31T21:15

你們有喝酒，別酒駕吧...

By Hardy
at 2020-08-03T01:10

我都開車南下找大肌肌底迪

By Dorothy
at 2020-08-05T05:05

樓上幾點了還要我等多久

By Jacob
at 2020-08-07T09:00

恩恩應該有很努力的通~之前也是女友月經要來不來
通完~~姨媽就來報到拉~~

By Necoo
at 2020-08-09T12:55

好大

By Ethan
at 2020-08-11T16:50

吃飽飽好羨慕啊

By Zenobia
at 2020-08-13T20:46

超美的

By Suhail Hany
at 2020-08-16T00:41

為什麼不是傳給我…

By Puput
at 2020-08-18T04:36

剛才尻完一發...完了又要再一發了！

By Edwina
at 2020-08-20T08:31

我也無法冷靜了

By Hedwig
at 2020-08-22T12:26

原來是施主發了篇檢舉文 QQ追蹤id後會跑出來…好奇
心害我點開來幹…嘔…

By Wallis
at 2020-08-24T16:22

啊嘶

By Isla
at 2020-08-26T20:17

是沒遇到我

By Bethany
at 2020-08-29T00:12

我來

By Oscar
at 2020-08-31T04:07

那我抽號碼牌…

By Donna
at 2020-09-02T08:02

我也要抽

By Oliver
at 2020-09-04T11:57

這張可以冷靜啊看著尻個五槍後

By Mia
at 2020-09-06T15:53

想吃蘋果了

By Jake
at 2020-09-08T19:48

應該是想再多培養一下感情...

By Emma
at 2020-09-10T23:43

搞不好是等你開口約進妳家？

By Thomas
at 2020-09-13T03:38

所以你住哪有多南？

By Audriana
at 2020-09-15T07:33

https://i.imgur.com/StOgVYR.jpg

By Blanche
at 2020-09-17T11:29

是高雄版女神!

By Selena
at 2020-09-19T15:24

好正

By Mia
at 2020-09-21T19:19

美極了

By Tom
at 2020-09-23T23:14

讚讚讚大奶子，原po是慾照菩薩，讓人一早精神百倍，
祝po一生平安，碰到大肌肌葛格也都會有大雞雞

By Kristin
at 2020-09-26T03:09

我都玩jg 打lol時...

By Edith
at 2020-09-28T07:05

來來來跪求傳給我

By Jacky
at 2020-09-30T11:00

現在男生要保護自己啊-/-

By Enid
at 2020-10-02T14:55

這個我可以~

By Isla
at 2020-10-04T18:50

常熬夜的、、、精神方面不ok，保重！

By Isla
at 2020-10-06T22:45

好奇妳是穿哪一件低胸，可以分享一下嗎>///<

By Erin
at 2020-10-09T02:40

短髮萬歲！

By Andrew
at 2020-10-11T06:36

Ggininder

By Faithe
at 2020-10-13T10:31

這照片是剛下班嗎

By Puput
at 2020-10-15T14:26

嘻嘻

By Emily
at 2020-10-17T18:21

讚讚

By Linda
at 2020-10-19T22:16

寄了回我

By Jake
at 2020-10-22T02:12

太廢了他們

By Cara
at 2020-10-24T06:07

這奶好

By Olive
at 2020-10-26T10:02

眼睛超漂亮!!

By Agnes
at 2020-10-28T13:57

可能大肌肌是韓粉

By Cara
at 2020-10-30T17:52

讓人完全無法冷靜阿~~~~撕!

By Caroline
at 2020-11-01T21:47

咦？媽~~~~

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