最誇張的打砲地點 - 成人話題討論

By Noah
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看到這一系列的文 很多人分享自己誇張打砲地點的經驗
多年前的陳年往事的恐怖經驗就湧上心頭
原po很喜歡逛公園,不管是河濱公園 小公園 大公園
有時候慢跑 騎車 或只是散步的方式
某天 原po在天龍國某個有湖的公園走走
經過一對在樹叢的情侶 在對話 說
男:「等下敢不敢去湖中的涼亭ooxx?」
女:「涼亭!?什麼啦 廁所還可以 涼亭太誇張了吧」
男:「現在這麼晚又沒有人」
女:「不要啦」
因為內容實在有點盧 總之就是男生想嘗試 女生不敢
正當我覺得他們只是耍嘴皮子的時候 男方就放大絕了
男:「如果你答應我的話 上次你說想要的那個xx包包我明天就買給你」
女:「真的假的 那要好幾萬耶」
當我在走一圈回來的時候 男生跟女生已經不再樹叢旁的椅子上了
看到這裡 如果鄉民是我 會不會想去涼亭看一下故事的結局?
然後我就快步的走到涼亭附近 發現涼亭那邊有人
彎低身體的在橋上躡手躡腳的靠近涼亭中心
沒有任何的淫聲浪語
但。
我看到了!!我看到了!!!!
男生女生躲在柱子後面 女生手環抱著紅色的柱子 裙子呈現掀開的狀態
男生則在後面 只把牛仔褲頭拉開 做活塞運動
位置很隱晦 如果不是我知道 應該不會發現吧
我看得出神 屏息以待女生的反應(例如叫出來之類的)
突然
「幹!!!!活春宮!!!!!!!!!!」
我背後出現了一個年約50~60歲的阿伯 在後面這麼叫了起來
阿伯叫完以後 我的臉和那對小情侶的動作同時僵住了
(心想:就不能安靜點看a片嗎)
阿伯神態自若的轉身離開橋上
我則 站起來也不是 蹲的也不是(我想趕快逃離)
但眼看男女生已經趕緊把剛剛的合體狀態解除 朝我的藏匿處前來
這時候 我該怎麼辦!我該怎麼辦!!!
距離我躲的地方還有三個彎 兩個彎 一個彎
我............
假裝是個流浪漢全身蜷縮側躺在角落的地上
天這麼黑 他們應該也不會注意到我吧 我心想
「啊啊~~恁娘咧~~~~這裡有個人倒在這裡」男生大叫
「阿婀~!!!好恐怖喔,怎麼辦啊」女生問
「趕快走啦」這對洨情侶就這樣無情的離開了
不過 也好
因為那個阿伯過了兩分鐘又回來了
「肖年耶 你溝底家喔?(你還在這)」
幹 原來阿伯早就發現我了
全身黑黑髒髒的回家了
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多年前的陳年往事的恐怖經驗就湧上心頭
原po很喜歡逛公園,不管是河濱公園 小公園 大公園
有時候慢跑 騎車 或只是散步的方式
某天 原po在天龍國某個有湖的公園走走
經過一對在樹叢的情侶 在對話 說
男:「等下敢不敢去湖中的涼亭ooxx?」
女:「涼亭!?什麼啦 廁所還可以 涼亭太誇張了吧」
男:「現在這麼晚又沒有人」
女:「不要啦」
因為內容實在有點盧 總之就是男生想嘗試 女生不敢
正當我覺得他們只是耍嘴皮子的時候 男方就放大絕了
男:「如果你答應我的話 上次你說想要的那個xx包包我明天就買給你」
女:「真的假的 那要好幾萬耶」
當我在走一圈回來的時候 男生跟女生已經不再樹叢旁的椅子上了
看到這裡 如果鄉民是我 會不會想去涼亭看一下故事的結局?
然後我就快步的走到涼亭附近 發現涼亭那邊有人
彎低身體的在橋上躡手躡腳的靠近涼亭中心
沒有任何的淫聲浪語
但。
我看到了!!我看到了!!!!
男生女生躲在柱子後面 女生手環抱著紅色的柱子 裙子呈現掀開的狀態
男生則在後面 只把牛仔褲頭拉開 做活塞運動
位置很隱晦 如果不是我知道 應該不會發現吧
我看得出神 屏息以待女生的反應(例如叫出來之類的)
突然
「幹!!!!活春宮!!!!!!!!!!」
我背後出現了一個年約50~60歲的阿伯 在後面這麼叫了起來
阿伯叫完以後 我的臉和那對小情侶的動作同時僵住了
(心想:就不能安靜點看a片嗎)
阿伯神態自若的轉身離開橋上
我則 站起來也不是 蹲的也不是(我想趕快逃離)
但眼看男女生已經趕緊把剛剛的合體狀態解除 朝我的藏匿處前來
這時候 我該怎麼辦!我該怎麼辦!!!
距離我躲的地方還有三個彎 兩個彎 一個彎
我............
假裝是個流浪漢全身蜷縮側躺在角落的地上
天這麼黑 他們應該也不會注意到我吧 我心想
「啊啊~~恁娘咧~~~~這裡有個人倒在這裡」男生大叫
「阿婀~!!!好恐怖喔,怎麼辦啊」女生問
「趕快走啦」這對洨情侶就這樣無情的離開了
不過 也好
因為那個阿伯過了兩分鐘又回來了
「肖年耶 你溝底家喔?(你還在這)」
幹 原來阿伯早就發現我了
全身黑黑髒髒的回家了
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