最捨不得刪的經典短片 - 成人話題討論

By Tom
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有一部片我都捨不得刪
看了起碼上百次
看到台詞都會背了
--
魚:你這隻是什麼?
男:sensation XL
魚:蛤?
男:那個...HTC
魚:HTC哪個版本啊
男:sensation啊 XL 就是那個...
魚:我買得是野火機耶!
男:就是那個...桂倫美
魚:桂倫美代言的那隻喔
男:就是那邊答~答~搭~答~答~那個啊 她就是用那一隻
魚:喔~~
魚:因為我朋友後來也買野火機而且是買二手的。
魚:就是跟...同事...怎麼講...痾...A到的
魚:超級便宜的!幹~~
男:多少錢
魚:她同事買很貴...然後她好像只買了原價的...
魚:七折的樣子
魚:七折還六折我有點忘了
男:那你平常...
魚:平常還是...學校啊 就一般的社團
魚:你之前玩過社團嗎?
男:大學喔 那時候都在工作
魚:大學耶!
男:大學就開始半工半讀
魚:半工半讀?
男:大部分我都是蹺課啊
魚:大學不蹺課就不叫大學了
魚:大學不蹺課就不是大學生活了
魚:偶而還是會翹個一兩堂 證明一下自己是大學生
男:你跟你男朋友都玩什麼 可以玩那麼久?
魚:你要問他 我哪知啊
男:你不是跟他在玩
魚:我只覺得我累了~
魚:我有時候還故意打槍他 說不我要睡覺了 很故意的打槍他
魚:還好啦~偶爾
魚:可以請問一下你有在抽煙嗎?
男:你有嗎?
魚:雖然抽過兩次
魚;無聊抽的 所以一直搞不懂抽煙到底有什麼樂趣
男:喔
男:對
魚:可是我認識的男生~一半一半吧!還蠻多在抽的
--
看了起碼上百次
看到台詞都會背了
--
魚:你這隻是什麼?
男:sensation XL
魚:蛤?
男:那個...HTC
魚:HTC哪個版本啊
男:sensation啊 XL 就是那個...
魚:我買得是野火機耶!
男:就是那個...桂倫美
魚:桂倫美代言的那隻喔
男:就是那邊答~答~搭~答~答~那個啊 她就是用那一隻
魚:喔~~
魚:因為我朋友後來也買野火機而且是買二手的。
魚:就是跟...同事...怎麼講...痾...A到的
魚:超級便宜的!幹~~
男:多少錢
魚:她同事買很貴...然後她好像只買了原價的...
魚:七折的樣子
魚:七折還六折我有點忘了
男:那你平常...
魚:平常還是...學校啊 就一般的社團
魚:你之前玩過社團嗎?
男:大學喔 那時候都在工作
魚:大學耶!
男:大學就開始半工半讀
魚:半工半讀?
男:大部分我都是蹺課啊
魚:大學不蹺課就不叫大學了
魚:大學不蹺課就不是大學生活了
魚:偶而還是會翹個一兩堂 證明一下自己是大學生
男:你跟你男朋友都玩什麼 可以玩那麼久?
魚:你要問他 我哪知啊
男:你不是跟他在玩
魚:我只覺得我累了~
魚:我有時候還故意打槍他 說不我要睡覺了 很故意的打槍他
魚:還好啦~偶爾
魚:可以請問一下你有在抽煙嗎?
男:你有嗎?
魚:雖然抽過兩次
魚;無聊抽的 所以一直搞不懂抽煙到底有什麼樂趣
男:喔
男:對
魚:可是我認識的男生~一半一半吧!還蠻多在抽的
--
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