最強老母 - 成人話題討論

By Gary
at 2016-02-12T00:50

Table of Contents

30cm帥帥和Ecup美美們好>__<

先恭喜已經打了新春第一砲的人XDDD
但還沒打的也不要灰心!
可以先看完我的廢文再好好想想要怎麼破零哈哈哈

這次不和大家講我
而是要講我娘親>____<

其實我媽本來就是個開明到不像媽媽的人
相處起來真的就很像互耍北爛的朋友

新年嘛想說趁機分享一下
請版友們幫我評評理
我媽這樣到底是很有事還是很酷XDDD

事件一：

前陣子我情傷，某天早上崩潰大哭回家
一進門就看到我媽極度傻眼地看著我

長大之後，我應該沒在我媽面前掉過三次淚吧XD
所以他免不了又驚又喜(?)的安慰我

而我不知哪根神經突然斷裂=___=
竟邊哭邊擦鼻涕的和我媽有了以下對話

「你很想了解我嗎？」

「想啊！我當然想了解你啊！」

「我有約砲過。」

(沉默了大約3秒)

「喔，那你幹嘛想去約砲啊？」

「痾，就想打砲想爽啊」

「喔，那你有爽到嗎？」

「痾，算有吧」

「那就好了啊！」(燦笑)

講完的當下我除了

幹？？三小啊？有沒有搞錯？？？

真的完全沒有別的想法^__^

我沒思考過我告訴我媽這件事他會怎麼想
雖然他很開放，但我們極少討論過關於性的話題

我只覺得當時他看著這個白癡女兒
都20幾歲了還因為情傷哭成這樣

滿臉淚痕，還掛著未乾的鼻涕說自己有約過砲
然後講完的表情還比做媽媽的聽完更錯愕更傻眼o___o

他應該很想笑吧哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

(幹他也的確是笑了

本來還想分享事件二的
但打完事件一突然覺得文章好像有點長XDDD
有機會再和大家分享吧哈哈哈

新的一年大家都要更孝順媽媽喔

不免俗的祝鄉民們新年快樂恭喜發財啦～～～～～

看到FB有人刮中100萬真是太無言了T___T

最後，不好意思因為本人是屁控Q____Q

所以只能金猴獻桃，來個還算應景的蜜桃祝你們過好年啦>___<

http://i.imgur.com/yzw6t1q.jpg

有人說這樣西斯薄弱喔哈哈哈，那就補個吧

以前剛和前男友交往的時候

蠻常在他打LOL的時候，跪在桌下幫他吃屌

因為他邊開RC邊和隊友雙排，耳機收音又很好

所以我要一直注意不能吃太大聲，不然口水聲和吸吮聲會太明顯

但我很壞很淘氣^__^
你越不想被知道我就越想讓你被知道

某次我在還蠻安靜他們沒什麼交談的時候
突然從蜻蜓點水的舔舐，直接轉換成快速的真空吸引

前男友被我嚇到惹

他無法克制的「啊～」了一聲
然後突然想起自己還開著RC，然後又罵了一聲，幹！

而我

就心滿意足的起身去看電視了^__^

--
既然犯任何一件小罪都會讓你下地獄，
何不犯下一百萬件罪，
然後死後成為地獄的傳奇。

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Tags: 成人

All Comments

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-12T15:53

猛

By Anonymous
at 2016-02-13T06:57

爆了

By Kama
at 2016-02-13T22:00

我的本月第一名

By Kama
at 2016-02-14T13:03

有點爛

By Brianna
at 2016-02-15T04:06

小褲褲

By Charlie
at 2016-02-15T19:09

廢

By Emma
at 2016-02-16T10:12

美尻XD.

By Agnes
at 2016-02-17T01:15

媽媽文嗎0.0a補個西斯點吧我還以為我在日記版欸

By Noah
at 2016-02-17T16:18

這屁屁我喜歡

By Sierra Rose
at 2016-02-18T07:21

真的寄了，拜託回我

By Eden
at 2016-02-18T22:25

媽媽也太可愛:))

By Bethany
at 2016-02-19T13:28

好嫩白的小屁屁可惡 in了

By Hedy
at 2016-02-20T04:31

喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔喔推啊啊啊啊啊

By George
at 2016-02-20T19:34

媽媽很開明，約砲ok，請記得要好好保護自已才行，謝
謝你的圖，新年快樂

By Jacky
at 2016-02-21T10:37

好想咬一口

By Jacky
at 2016-02-22T01:40

不是小丁，失敗

By Tom
at 2016-02-22T16:43

看到標題以為我看到A片的老梗標題

By Leila
at 2016-02-23T07:46

今晚我會虛脫，好愛蜜桃臀啊～

By Oscar
at 2016-02-23T22:50

這個我可以可以約我嗎 >//////<

By Hedda
at 2016-02-24T13:53

可口

By Isabella
at 2016-02-25T04:56

為什麼我好像看過這個文...

By Annie
at 2016-02-25T19:59

這桃怎賣

By Kama
at 2016-02-26T11:02

屁股控幫推

By Valerie
at 2016-02-27T02:05

http://i.imgur.com/cDbaijw.jpg

By Caroline
at 2016-02-27T17:08

已寄信

By Rachel
at 2016-02-28T08:11

有圖都ok

By Candice
at 2016-02-28T23:14

看第一段嚇死人..@@a..我以為妳跟妳媽....

By Madame
at 2016-02-29T14:18

妳媽真的想了解妳呢～

By Connor
at 2016-03-01T05:21

來吧-///-

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-01T20:24

屁股推

By Jacob
at 2016-03-02T11:27

推屁股

By George
at 2016-03-03T02:30

你有跟你媽說你約了我嗎>///<

By Caitlin
at 2016-03-03T17:33

我也醉了已寄

By Kelly
at 2016-03-04T08:36

這屁屁我可以你過來！讓我打

By Heather
at 2016-03-04T23:39

這張我看過了下一張好嗎
補噓

By David
at 2016-03-05T14:43

媽媽若回這就是遺傳那妳下巴應該掉地上了

By Iris
at 2016-03-06T05:46

這屁屁想打

By Elizabeth
at 2016-03-06T20:49

同是翹屁股的～推ㄧ下

By Hedy
at 2016-03-07T11:52

我來

By Queena
at 2016-03-08T02:55

這屁屁真是hot

By Iris
at 2016-03-08T17:58

扁屁人羨慕淚推

By Elizabeth
at 2016-03-09T09:01

這故事哪裡長啦

By Robert
at 2016-03-10T00:04

爆

By Caitlin
at 2016-03-10T15:07

寄了回我

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-03-11T06:11

好讚的屁屁><

By Ula
at 2016-03-11T21:14

屁股啊嘶

By Emily
at 2016-03-12T12:17

你只是空格空很多而已...

By Daniel
at 2016-03-13T03:20

我愛這個屁屁-///-

By Mason
at 2016-03-13T18:23

這屁屁我喜歡

By Edwina
at 2016-03-14T09:26

好酷 xD

By Oliver
at 2016-03-15T00:29

我真的潮愛你ㄉ身材-//////////-某人噓屁

By Liam
at 2016-03-15T15:32

沒有圖的話比較適合去笨版吧？

By Adele
at 2016-03-16T06:36

喜歡屁股的人都是好人!

By Megan
at 2016-03-16T21:39

皮膚好白啊~~~

By Andy
at 2016-03-17T12:42

我愛這屁屁阿阿阿阿

By Madame
at 2016-03-18T03:45

幹這個這這個這個啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶啊嘶

By Puput
at 2016-03-18T18:48

猴子偷桃～

By Tom
at 2016-03-19T09:51

啊啊這屁股好棒啊啊啊啊啊啊

By Lily
at 2016-03-20T00:54

新年快樂有美膩的圖看真豪>\\\\\<

By Oscar
at 2016-03-20T15:57

推

By Bennie
at 2016-03-21T07:00

快約我乾

By Linda
at 2016-03-21T22:04

你變成這樣你媽知道嗎哇嚇死我她還真知道

By Noah
at 2016-03-22T13:07

當秘書

By Oliver
at 2016-03-23T04:10

餓了

By Steve
at 2016-03-23T19:13

媽媽是還沒生的時候約的還是…？
如果是以前的話要怎麼約啊

By Hamiltion
at 2016-03-24T10:16

等事件二囉

By Dorothy
at 2016-03-25T01:19

啊我看錯了XDDDDD

By Odelette
at 2016-03-25T16:22

mess是原波約不是她媽啦

By Elizabeth
at 2016-03-26T07:25

啊嘶~~~好讚的屁屁

By Regina
at 2016-03-26T22:28

寄了

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-03-27T13:32

腰的肉肉美

By Kristin
at 2016-03-28T04:35

可以也讓我啊一聲嗎? 我不會只是幹一聲...

By Agnes
at 2016-03-28T19:38

已寄信

By Enid
at 2016-03-29T10:41

不囉縮求認識媽媽

By Leila
at 2016-03-30T01:44

寄了回我

By Puput
at 2016-03-30T16:47

求事件二

By Emily
at 2016-03-31T07:50

被Gank了，妳這小壞壞還吸～

By Callum
at 2016-03-31T22:53

好開明的媽媽

By Genevieve
at 2016-04-01T13:57

乾好漂亮

By Daph Bay
at 2016-04-02T05:00

推簽名檔！壞就要壞到底A____A

By Sandy
at 2016-04-02T20:03

快快快想看事件二

By Callum
at 2016-04-03T11:06

寄了回我！

By Megan
at 2016-04-04T02:09

女人約砲，要到大醫院定期檢查子宮頸癌。不是只做抹片就好
了。抹片也有偽陰性。

By Anthony
at 2016-04-04T17:12

單挑啦

By Irma
at 2016-04-05T08:15

美尻啊！

By Kristin
at 2016-04-05T23:18

而且約砲的人，就不能捐血了。
護士會在你的單子上，
圈一夜情。說你不能捐血。

By Mia
at 2016-04-06T14:21

RC語音已開

By Eden
at 2016-04-07T05:25

妳媽嚇傻了吧

By Gary
at 2016-04-07T20:28

我不讓你在找媽媽哭訴這桃子我收下了

By Irma
at 2016-04-08T11:31

小淘氣4ni～

By Andrew
at 2016-04-09T02:34

事件二快!!!

By Necoo
at 2016-04-09T17:37

媽媽說：我也約過

By Odelette
at 2016-04-10T08:40

這老母好猛

By Odelette
at 2016-04-10T23:43

我幫你解酒啊

By Michael
at 2016-04-11T14:46

說愛我

By Liam
at 2016-04-12T05:50

想聽故事後續
欣欣在我上面

By Hedda
at 2016-04-12T20:53

這張怎麼在哪看過有新的再推

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-04-13T11:56

寄了寄了回我

By Adele
at 2016-04-14T02:59

過來！屁股給我咬一口

By Odelette
at 2016-04-14T18:02

前男友這個詞出現已經給很多鄉民暗示了加油吧各位

By Odelette
at 2016-04-15T09:05

幹想幹你

By Necoo
at 2016-04-16T00:08

為什麼我覺得妳越來越弱了…

By Delia
at 2016-04-16T15:11

哈哈哈哈羨慕開明的媽媽

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-04-17T06:14

逼死誰的屁股

By Sarah
at 2016-04-17T21:18

有腰身

By Andrew
at 2016-04-18T12:21

屁股不錯

By Joe
at 2016-04-19T03:24

好屁股!!

By William
at 2016-04-19T18:27

這照讚，寄了，等約時間單挑。

By Oliver
at 2016-04-20T09:30

硬惹

By Steve
at 2016-04-21T00:33

幹你這張是這週最強

By Linda
at 2016-04-21T15:36

有種單挑

By Dinah
at 2016-04-22T06:39

我可以

By Frederica
at 2016-04-22T21:43

約我約我

By Thomas
at 2016-04-23T12:46

還不來爽個

By Robert
at 2016-04-24T03:49

信箱爆了吼

By Belly
at 2016-04-24T18:52

推真空吸引……厲害

By Ingrid
at 2016-04-25T09:55

請回信

By Linda
at 2016-04-26T00:58

妳這身材真辣

By Ophelia
at 2016-04-26T16:01

媽媽的圖咧

By Sarah
at 2016-04-27T07:04

渾圓寄惹

By Madame
at 2016-04-27T22:07

這屁股我可以～

By Steve
at 2016-04-28T13:11

我愛人

By Elvira
at 2016-04-29T04:14

我可以

By Michael
at 2016-04-29T19:17

這屁股好~~~~硬的感覺

By Daniel
at 2016-04-30T10:20

超廢文...

By Dora
at 2016-05-01T01:23

媽媽推

By Lauren
at 2016-05-01T16:26

沒有丁

By Daph Bay
at 2016-05-02T07:29

這件屁屁阿斯

By Edith
at 2016-05-02T22:32

想咬咬

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-05-03T13:35

>\\\\<

By Ula
at 2016-05-04T04:39

這蜜桃我可以

By Ursula
at 2016-05-04T19:42

好吃的蜜桃～～～

By Erin
at 2016-05-05T10:45

幹好久沒看到能讓我硬的文

By Poppy
at 2016-05-06T01:48

媽媽的身體也太讚了吧

By Olivia
at 2016-05-06T16:51

已寄醉還沒醒

By Sarah
at 2016-05-07T07:54

約我~ 站內吧

By Poppy
at 2016-05-07T22:57

媽媽的電話呢?

By Olga
at 2016-05-08T14:00

好歡樂唷～

By Oliver
at 2016-05-09T05:04

寄信幫原po推屁股

By Hamiltion
at 2016-05-09T20:07

號碼牌抽到第幾號了排相親的

By Quintina
at 2016-05-10T11:10

可兒是妳...新竹人齁

By Genevieve
at 2016-05-11T02:13

這蜜桃真不錯

By Harry
at 2016-05-11T17:16

這蜜桃好！

By Necoo
at 2016-05-12T08:19

想知道內衣牌子

By Annie
at 2016-05-12T23:22

我也想了解你！！

By Margaret
at 2016-05-13T14:25

佛女這篇有失水準><

By Xanthe
at 2016-05-14T05:28

推簽名

By Valerie
at 2016-05-14T20:32

伸手第二張圖好嗎

By Ivy
at 2016-05-15T11:35

寄信單挑啊

By Olivia
at 2016-05-16T02:38

肉肉der

By Olive
at 2016-05-16T17:41

阿嘶

By Rachel
at 2016-05-17T08:44

妳變胖了？

By Joe
at 2016-05-17T23:47

Zzz

By Catherine
at 2016-05-18T14:50

我最會按摩屁股了

By Ula
at 2016-05-19T05:53

看到標題以為SOD...

By Hedda
at 2016-05-19T20:57

本來就是有爽到就好XDDD 前題是自我保護要做好做滿哦>.^

By Wallis
at 2016-05-20T12:00

幹這劇情之前好像試過,但沒那麼爽欸

By Connor
at 2016-05-21T03:03

幹寄惹請收信單挑

By Ula
at 2016-05-21T18:06

佛仔這篇只有乙不到甲

By Elizabeth
at 2016-05-22T09:09

推這屁股

By Ursula
at 2016-05-23T00:12

http://i.imgur.com/vT5C587.jpg 就喜歡自拍不管在哪
都行

By Jake
at 2016-05-23T15:15

這屁股受不了！！！

By Christine
at 2016-05-24T06:18

這個屁屁ok（捏

By William
at 2016-05-24T21:21

蠻好的排一

By Ophelia
at 2016-05-25T12:25

這屁股看了真想打

By Tristan Cohan
at 2016-05-26T03:28

想吃桃子

By Charlie
at 2016-05-26T18:31

猛母必有強女，來吧！

By Isabella
at 2016-05-27T09:34

這屁屁好圓好可愛>\\|<

By Audriana
at 2016-05-28T00:37

他她分清楚好嗎

By Michael
at 2016-05-28T15:40

好正

By Mason
at 2016-05-29T06:43

講自己約炮都ok啦，跟自己無關的事別亂講就好。免得
招惹不必要的誤會^^

By Oscar
at 2016-05-29T21:46

不是很喜歡亂傳話的人就是了

By Thomas
at 2016-05-30T12:50

看來樓上有這經驗

By Joseph
at 2016-05-31T03:53

地獄的傳奇是一條罪都沒犯，依然下地獄

By Aaliyah
at 2016-05-31T18:56

好美的尻

By Jacob
at 2016-06-01T09:59

身材讚，想約

By Aaliyah
at 2016-06-02T01:02

選我選我吧～

By Audriana
at 2016-06-02T16:05

是不是變胖了？

By Enid
at 2016-06-03T07:08

頭髮長度我喜歡

By Lily
at 2016-06-03T22:11

我在絕情谷等妳

By Jake
at 2016-06-04T13:14

開明好媽媽，溫馨。

By Olivia
at 2016-06-05T04:18

妳媽我可以

By Elvira
at 2016-06-05T19:21

難道媽媽有不能說的MM

By William
at 2016-06-06T10:24

這屁屁好想又捏又揉它

By Blanche
at 2016-06-07T01:27

皮膚白我可以新黏快了

By Bennie
at 2016-06-07T16:30

幹又硬了

By Elma
at 2016-06-08T07:33

怎麼練出這極品小蜜桃啊？

By Mia
at 2016-06-08T22:36

這以後一定很會生XD

By Genevieve
at 2016-06-09T13:39

想握腰推阿嘶

By Tom
at 2016-06-10T04:42

沒長輩圖。。

By Harry
at 2016-06-10T19:46

令堂給推嗎

By Susan
at 2016-06-11T10:49

啊啊啊～這屁屁我可以

By Ethan
at 2016-06-12T01:52

廢物

By Edward Lewis
at 2016-06-12T16:55

啊嘶..

By Ida
at 2016-06-13T07:58

這屁桃，跟本是仙桃阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿阿

By Queena
at 2016-06-13T23:01

我桌子下面空間很大很舒服

By Todd Johnson
at 2016-06-14T14:04

我也陶醉在妳屁屁了...回我？約好嗎？

By James
at 2016-06-15T05:07

屁股弧度真美

By Frederica
at 2016-06-15T20:11

屁股控+1

By Oliver
at 2016-06-16T11:14

.........................

By Zora
at 2016-06-17T02:17

啊啊啊啊啊！e04

By Quintina
at 2016-06-17T17:20

身體弧度很美+23

By Olga
at 2016-06-18T08:23

想要

By Kumar
at 2016-06-18T23:26

肉感推

By Freda
at 2016-06-19T14:29

好羨慕妳有這樣的媽媽

By Noah
at 2016-06-20T05:32

有西斯到

By Valerie
at 2016-06-20T20:35

神串

By Isla
at 2016-06-21T11:39

猛猛der

By Hamiltion
at 2016-06-22T02:42

好美>\\<

By Bethany
at 2016-06-22T17:45

難怪會爆

By Jacob
at 2016-06-23T08:48

已寄信

By Kumar
at 2016-06-23T23:51

我也愛屁股

By Yedda
at 2016-06-24T14:54

超羨慕被高速的真空吸引

By Enid
at 2016-06-25T05:57

妳不就是寄了回我女主角嘛？
不也因為他？失戀？

By Ivy
at 2016-06-25T21:00

推，好母親無代溝

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